When Did I Become Invincible?

Three days passed in a hurry.

In the past three days, Chen Ping'an did not send hoes to Chaos Realm again.

After all, acting shouldn't be done too often, otherwise even stupid people will find it suspicious.

And after three days passed, Chen Pingan was ready to continue.

But this time I can't use the last scene again.

Repeating a scene all the time is also very wrong, and it is easy to cause suspicion.

Lying on the bed, Chen Pingan thought about it carefully, and finally thought of another drama.

As for who to look for to go up, this time I will definitely not be able to look for a hoe.

"Little chick, come in." Chen Ping'an shouted towards the outside of the yard.

Beneath the peach tree, the rooster who was flipping through the book with pleasure at the moment heard Chen Ping'an's shout, and his body trembled.

He could only put away a book called "Newly Edited Jin Pingmei" and ran into Chen Ping'an's room.

After entering the house, the rooster looked up at Chen Ping'an and said, "Master, is there anything you want to tell me?"

Chen Pingan glanced at the rooster and wondered whether the rooster who often asked him for those strange books was up to the task.

So he tried to ask, "How's your acting?"

Acting?

The rooster was startled.

In terms of acting skills, he can't compare to Hoe's showmanship, but it's okay.

"It's okay." Rooster said.

Chen Ping'an circled around the rooster, and finally closed the door before saying, "Can you all transform into human beings? Come on, give me one of the masters, I have to take a good look."

The purpose of closing the door is to fear the embarrassment of not wearing clothes when the rooster is deformed, after all, TV is played like this.

When Chen Ping'an stared at him and scrutinized carefully, the rooster felt guilty. He didn't know what Chen Ping'an was going to do. Now he suddenly heard this request, combined with the fact that he was in the room at the moment, he couldn't help shaking.

He had read a report in a report book.

It says, in fact, men do not necessarily only like women. From the analysis of big data, among ten men, there are often three to four men who like men!

When he saw this report, the rooster was very curious and read it carefully.

There is also a rationale behind the report, saying that a certain college boy did not believe in evil and tried to download a software that only special men can use in the dormitory.

This software can locate each other, that is to say, as long as you use this software, you can locate how many people using this software are nearby.

As many people use it, there are as many special men.

After downloading, he opened the software in disbelief, but the result left him dumbfounded.

He found that he was surrounded!

Among the six people in the dormitory, four were secretly using this software.

There are five people in two dormitories next door.

On the first floor, there are two hundred people...

The rooster rolled his throat, looked at his master, and said, "Master, I feel that my acting skills are not good, or...you can call me Goldfish! His acting skills are amazing!"

Chen Ping'an's eyes lit up: "Then you go out and ask the goldfish to come in."

The rooster nodded quickly and called out to the goldfish: "Goldfish, the master called you, come in quickly!"

When the goldfish heard this, he quickly moved into the room.

The rooster saw the goldfish coming, and hurriedly looked at Chen Ping'an, and said, "Master, then I'll go out first, you guys are busy."

Chen Pingan nodded.

The rooster glanced at the goldfish, a little proud, and then quickly left the room. When he went out, he sneaked the door shut.

"Master, what's the matter?" Goldfish said carelessly.

Chen Ping'an looked at the goldfish floating in the air, and said with a smile, "I have something for you to do."

Goldfish nodded quickly.

However, before instructing the goldfish to do something, Chen Ping'an still let the goldfish transform into a shape, and wanted to see his specific acting skills.

Goldfish do not think, directly transform into shape.

In the blink of an eye, a red-haired man appeared in the room.

Looking at the red-haired man in front of him, Chen Ping'an circled around him.

Good guy, when he got married last time, he thought that the person who came here was his wife's maiden family, and the feelings were all transformed by you!

Chen Pingan was very impressed with goldfish. After all, not many people have this hairstyle, and most people can't control it.

"Come on, show me crying for the master." Chen Pingan said.

Goldfish froze for a moment, then began to try to perform.

Just after a while, he still didn't cry, just held it there, his face and facial features crowded.

"No?" Chen Pingan looked at the goldfish like that, and those who didn't know thought the goldfish was constipated.

Goldfish smiled bitterly and said, "Master, do you want to change it? It's too hard to cry."

Chen Ping'an thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Then you smile, the scene is that the child is born and the father is happy."

Goldfish thought about it for a while, and then showed a crazy look on his face, laughing non-stop.

Chen Pingan: (;?д?)

Damn you, this is the expression of a girl dressed in cool clothes!

"That's not right..." Chen Pingan was speechless.

Goldfish stopped and frowned, then as if thinking of something, his eyes lit up and he began to change his expression.

He suddenly looked up at the sky and burst into laughter, unable to stop.

At first, he laughed normally, as if he had suddenly won a million-dollar lottery, but later, he felt that he was not smiling enough, and started laughing while slapping his thighs.

"Okay...you just go out and call some utensils to come in, I'll see how their acting skills are..." Chen Ping'an couldn't stand it any longer, and he was ashamed.

He is very fortunate now that the first person he sent to Chaos World was a hoe, otherwise there would be an accident.

If the goldfish is the first to be sent, it's still not safe to be debunked...

This acting is really bad, even a fool can see that something is wrong.

Goldfish scratched his head.

how?

right?

Is my acting so bad?

Goldfish walked out of the room in confusion, and then according to what Chen Pingan said, he glanced around casually, and finally his eyes fell on the broom.

"Broom, the master let you into the room." After that, the goldfish returned to the small pond dejectedly.

The broom felt strange, what happened to the master today, why did he keep calling them in?

The broom entered the room and was directly asked by Chen Pingan to change shape and perform acting skills.

Broom's acting skills are even worse than Goldfish's. When he was asked to perform, he would laugh extremely awkwardly, and that smile was very wretched.

But when you don't want him to perform, when you smile normally, it's normal.

is a weird guy.

Chen Ping'an had no choice but to let the broom go out and let him find other utensils to come in.

that's all.

There are several in a row, and the acting skills are not enough.

Chen Pingan didn't believe in evil, so he got a **** and tried to make him perform.

The **** interprets what it means to pinch with one's hands, and the expressions Chen Ping'an made him perform were so perfect that Chen Ping'an even felt ashamed of himself.

It's a pity that this **** is not an actor!

Of course, Chen Ping'an also admired himself. The first thing he looked for was the hoe. If he looked for the goldfish and the others from the beginning, what plan would he need, just give up the task...

"No, the overall acting skills are too bad! If you encounter the same thing in the future, you will definitely have to rely on them. Therefore, their overall acting skills must be improved by a level."

After thinking about it, Chen Pingan decided.

Let the utensils in the yard practice their acting skills.

He was the examiner, and the **** was the instructor.

In this way, after some arrangements, the utensils in the yard began to become busy, and there were two to three hours of acting practice every day.