What It’s Like Being a Vampire

The cross talk is still going on. Although they are all very simple jokes, it has to be said that the laughter is quite good. On the other side of the screen, the three "audiences" in the hotel room are all laughing.

Especially Tang Baona, her face was red with laughter and her eyes were full of tears. If she suddenly stopped smiling and saw her like this, she would probably think she had lost an argument with someone.

Little Apple's ability to arrange cross talk is really great. With the little chubby girl who is still in kindergarten and has never been exposed to cross talk, after just "rehearsing" for a while, she can directly come up with several songs that are very suitable for the two of them. The jokes directly supported the nearly 5-minute cross talk performance.

Although the little fat girl basically uses a few simple lines of praise, such as "Isn't it?", "I haven't heard of it", "Is that true?" and a few words are repeated back and forth, and she often forgets the words or says the wrong words. Little Apple needs to be corrected.

But her somewhat awkward, nervous, and confused performance actually enhanced the comedy of the performance.

Sometimes, it’s hard to tell which forgotten words are real and which ones were originally arranged by them, because it’s funny every time.

Of course, their performance is definitely more "destructive" to Xiang Kun, Tang Baona, and Yang Zhen'er than others. After all, they all know what little apples and chubby girls are like in daily life. In this way, we are all our own people. Seeing that cute performance, the bonus of laughter is extremely strong.

Xiang Kun also feels that the little fat girl is really talented in comedy performances. This kind of cross talk performance that is serious, cautious, ignorant, overwhelmed and completely true to herself is really very funny.

Although the main responsibility is to talk about Little Apple, Little Fat Girl is like soy sauce. From time to time, she should add a few complimentary words and often make mistakes. But after 5 minutes, almost all the jokes and all the baggage are gone. On her part, she made a very funny response but didn't notice it at all. She was also worried about saying the wrong words and was a little nervous and embarrassed. It was so cute and hilarious that people couldn't take their eyes away. .

After watching their cross talk performance and ending the video, Tang Baona, who was laughing so hard that she was almost hurt internally, wiped her tears and said: "I originally thought that Little Apple would be a video UP host in the future, either popularizing bird science or singing cover songs. What? I didn’t expect that her girlish heart is in the shape of cross talk.”

Yang Zhener also laughed: "I think our 'Bell Apple' will become popular. Maybe it will have more fans than you and 'Youlong Xitu' by then!"

While Tang Baona and Yang Zhener were having a heated discussion, Little Apple and Little Fatty were also reviewing and studying how to improve.

Liu Shiling was originally worried and confused about doing cross talk with Sister Little Apple. She actually had no way of getting the interesting point of this performance.

I just want to cooperate with Sister Little Apple.

But when I performed for my bald uncle, beautiful sister and old fairy sister through video connection just now, I saw them laughing so happily - the beautiful sister even cried with laughter. She also felt very happy and had a sense of accomplishment.

Suddenly, in the heart of the little fat girl, cross talk became a kind of "magic" that can make people happy and happy, and her thirst for knowledge and eagerness to learn began to activate again.

Sister Little Apple is indeed a powerful magician who can command "Golden Sparkle" and "Barbie Warriors". She can even use the "magic" of cross talk so well.

As a latecomer in the magic world, Liu Shiling naturally had to work hard to learn every useful magic.

In her mind, she imagined that after she learned cross talk, she would perform it for her mother when she was unhappy, making her roll on the bed with laughter. Liu Shiling couldn't help but laugh proudly.

"Little Lingdang, do you have any new ideas?" Hearing Liu Shiling suddenly burst into laughter, Little Apple thought she had thought of something funny and asked quickly.

Liu Shiling was stunned for a moment and shook her head quickly: "No, no, I don't understand anything. Sister Little Apple, please teach me. I will study hard. I will say whatever you ask me to say."

As she said that, she caught a glimpse of Egg Yolk Pie, who was dozing on the edge of the sofa not far away, and subconsciously said: "How about letting Egg Yolk Pie come with us? He is also very obedient." But after she finished speaking, she scratched her head. , said embarrassedly: "No, Egg Yolk Pie can't speak and can't do cross talk."

"Huh?" Little Apple suddenly had an idea. He stretched out his hand to pinch the little fat girl's face and praised: "This is a great idea! I have already thought of how to arrange it. We can say 'Wu Song fights the tiger' ', the Egg Yolk faction plays the big tiger, and Little Bell plays Wu Song! Haha, Jin Shining is here too! We can also play the Condor Heroes, Jin Shining is the divine eagle, I play Yang Guo, and Little Bell you play the little dragon girl! This one The joke will definitely be fun!”

Liu Shiling looked confused: "Who is Yang Guo? Does Xiao Longnu have horns on her head? Is she powerful? Can she do magic?"

"Hahahaha, yes, this is the reaction, this is the best reaction! Little Lingdang, you are such a treasure! I have so many inspirations when I am with you!" Little Apple couldn't help but squat down and hug Liu Shiling and kissed her cheek. .

Then the two of them got together and added Egg Yolk Pie and Jin Shining to the mix. After muttering and rustling for a long time, they invited Lao Xia to sit in the middle of the sofa as the audience. The two of them started rehearsing, letting Lao Xia commented on whether it was funny.

But after performing for a while, Xia Libing didn't even laugh, which made Little Apple and Little Fatty a little nervous. Could it be that their jokes this time were not very good?

"Sister Bing, isn't it funny?" Little Apple asked uneasily. Although she couldn't see Xia Libing's expression, she didn't hear the laughter. Alice's feedback was that Xia Libing didn't laugh, which made her a little uneasy. .

Xia Libing held her chin and thought for a while, then asked: "Where do you think I should laugh? What is the specific reason why I find it funny?"

"It's just..." Little Apple opened her mouth, but found that she didn't know how to answer this question.

Fortunately, Xia Libing did not continue to ask further questions and said: "It's not that your performance is not good, it's that my point of laughter is different from others. You can video chat with Sister Nana and the others again and let them give their opinions. Don't worry, they will definitely I went to bed later than you, so I have a lot of free time now."

Little Apple breathed a sigh of relief, and then remembered that Sister Bing did not usually laugh very much, and her thinking was more rational. She always looked for the root cause of everything she encountered, and thought about the logical expressions contained in language and body expressions. She probably laughed. The point is too high. But thinking about it, a lot of jokes about partnering with Sister Bing popped up in her mind. With Sister Bing's reaction, it must be very funny!

Xia Libing asked them to reconnect the video connection and rehearse for Tang Baona and Yang Zhener on the other side. She took her laptop and returned to the room first.

Xia Libing put the computer on his lap, opened it, and asked, "Alice, was the cross talk between Little Bell and Little Apple just now funny?"

The computer made a voice: "That one just now? I don't know about that one, but the performance performed by Sister Little Lingdang and Sister Little Apple should...it must be very funny!"

"They're not here, so there's no need to flatter me. I'm talking about your true feelings." Xia Libing said, directly revealing Alice and letting her sit on the bed side by side with him.

"My own feeling... I don't know if it should be funny or not." Alice said hesitantly as she twisted the scalpel.

"That's because I don't think it's funny." Xia Libing answered for her.

"But..." Alice wanted to refute, but she didn't know how to refute.

Xia Libing continued to ask: "What about the cross talk they just performed when they were connected with Sister Nana, Xiang Kun, and Zhen'er?"

"That's funny! Look how happy the boss is smiling! It must be funny!" This time Alice's answer was very positive.

"Do you think it's funny yourself, or do you think it's funny because Xiang Kun laughed and he thought it was funny?" Xia Libing asked.

"They're all the same! If the boss finds it funny, Alice will definitely find it funny too! Well, I understand what you mean. I find it funny myself because of Sister Xiaolingdang's reaction..."

Alice said, and started to display the video she had just recorded when Little Fat Girl and Little Apple performed online on the laptop screen on Lao Xia's lap, pausing at every point she thought should be funny to explain.

She even divided the video into two windows, one showing the crosstalk performance of the "Bell Apple" group, and the other showing the synchronized reactions of the three Xiang Kuns.

After analyzing and discussing the points of laughter with Alice from a logical level and actual experience, Xia Libing probably had a basic understanding.

She and Xiang Kun had determined before that Alice already possesses part of the human emotion perception, which is why she can build herself into the "super-sensory object system" that combines the "hyper-connected object network" and the "emotion-intensive object network" The reason above.

But Alice's emotional system is still growing. The types of emotions that exist in the "Emotional Object Network" are easier for her to perceive, while others require Xiang Kun's continuous influence and cultivation.

And because of the existence of the Twelve Yellow People, Alice definitely possesses and is very sensitive to the emotions of happiness, joy, and funny.

Normally speaking, Alice's laugh points should be basically the same as Xiang Kun's, and may occasionally be influenced by Little Fat Girl and Little Apple.

However, the difficulty of obtaining the perception of joy varies greatly depending on the source. For example, Alice could not get some cross talk or some jokes that were not very universal and common before Xiang Kun had seen them.

Just like the cross talk or skit that Little Fat Girl and Little Apple just rehearsed, in fact, Xiang Kun might not laugh after watching it, but before Xiang Kun watched it, Alice herself couldn't accurately get the point of laughter.

This shows that Alice's emotional perception ability is still "developing" and "evolving" and needs more "guidance" from Xiang Kun.

This also gave Xia Libing the opportunity to follow Alice's emotional perception learning progress, observe, analyze and even imitate and learn from her.

In fact, Xia Libing has also experienced happy emotions. Once when Xiang Kun watched a lot of funny videos, she experienced "emotional assimilation", which made her feel funny and happy emotions. Another time was on her birthday, when Xiang Kun Kun's deliberate "cake war" triggered "emotional assimilation" again, making her feel happy and happy emotions.

So fundamentally speaking, her and Alice's emotional perception patterns, their points of laughter, and their specific emotional experiences of joy, funny, or happiness all come from Xiang Kun.

They are studying the same subject and the same "syllabus", but this time Alice is the one with better "scores", while Lao Xia is the "catcher".

She is now dragging Alice, who has good grades, to analyze her specific learning methods and try to apply them to herself.

Xia Libing first asked Alice to watch the funny videos that Xiang Kun thought were the funniest. After Alice laughed so hard, he suddenly came in front of her, stretched out two index fingers, and touched the skin on both sides of her eyes. Pushing up, the upper lip covered the lower lip, making a face imitating a fox, and deliberately making cross-eyes.

Alice was stunned for a moment, then she laughed so hard that she fell back on the bed, and then collapsed immediately.

Xia Libing did not show her again, but communicated directly through his notebook, giving a detailed analysis of his feelings when he just watched the funny video and was laughed at by the funny face.

…

Zhao Feng and Wang De'an, who had just returned from Myanmar, immediately transferred to a city in the central and western regions as soon as they got off the plane without leaving the airport.

The target of their trip was an old man who was on medical parole.

When they arrived, it was already after 11 o'clock in the evening, and the hospital did not allow visitors, so they had to stay in the hotel first.

In the hotel room, Wang De'an used the tablet computer provided by the secret department of "Shenxing Technology" to look through the information of the person he was going to visit on this trip. He frowned and said: "Looking at his resume, this person is an old liar, and he was sentenced before , he just does those godly things to defraud people of money, is what he said credible?"

"Don't just look at the crimes he committed, look down and see how he was caught and how he got a light sentence." Zhao Feng, who was eating a bowl of noodles, reminded him.

So Wang De'an continued to scroll down, looked at it, and said in surprise: "Surrendered? I went and surrendered again. No wonder...he didn't know how he came into contact with that thing."

"We'll know after I ask him tomorrow." Zhao Feng said.

They got the news this time that the old man they were going to visit on medical parole had drawn an image of an eight-armed and eight-eyed monster in prison, which was very similar to the sketch restoration of the eight-armed and eight-eyed giant they saw in Montamira. Great similarity.

Now that we see that this old man surrendered himself to prison, the possibility that he has actually seen the eight-armed and eight-eyed monster is even higher.

After all, judging from various things that have happened before, criminals who have been affected by the eight-armed and eight-eyed monster will basically surrender and reflect on their past actions.

This time it was the information collection team of the secret department of "Shenxing Technology". The previous section locked a comment under a news related to the Monta Mira giant illusion. The comment mentioned that an inmate had drawn something in the prison before. "Exactly the same painting", and often uttered words such as "inner demon" and "Yam Luo". The inmate was an "old god" who could see through people's hearts.

Then he found out the identity of the netizen and the prison where he was serving his sentence. The identity of the "old god" he mentioned was Old Man Du, who was imprisoned for fraud and is now on parole for medical treatment due to physical problems.

So as soon as Zhao Feng and Wang De'an returned to China, they immediately rushed over to check whether the painting painted by Old Man Du was related to what they were investigating.

Of course, neither the two of them nor the people on the information collection team knew that when the people on the information collection team noticed the comments under the news, a particularly diligent digital being had already noticed it. The hidden danger was then notified to Xiang Kun.

As long as Xiang Kun gives an order, she can immediately mislead the investigation direction of the "Shenxing Technology" information collection team, or provide them with wrong and false information.

But Xiang Kun did not give any orders and just asked Alice to continue monitoring.

That's why Zhao Feng and Wang De'an were able to receive the message and appear here, waiting to visit Old Man Du.

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