What It’s Like Being a Vampire

In the middle of the night, two police cars entered Chongyun Village and immediately attracted the attention of some people who had not yet slept, including Liu Zhengyi, who was "on duty" at the construction site.

He immediately called Liu Caifu to inquire, then sent a WeChat message to Xiang Kun, and then asked his brother who was lying in the room playing with his mobile phone to get up and keep an eye on the construction site for him, while he rode a small e-mule in the direction of the police car and followed him. go.

Chongyun Village is such a small village. Most of the people in the village know each other and are even related to each other. If a situation arises that requires the police to handle it, it must be a major event.

Liu Zhengyi, who was riding an electric donkey, discovered that the two police cars passed through the village and drove out of the village. He couldn't help but wonder, could there be another fugitive who jumped into Chongyun Mountain, and the police went into the mountain to search for him overnight? But if that were the case, there wouldn’t be just this few people coming.

Soon, Liu Zhengyi knew that he was wrong. The two police cars did not continue to drive outside the village. Instead, they drove around on the non-paved road outside the village, then turned back and headed a few blocks southeast of the village. Go to the construction site.

Only then did he realize that the policeman must have gone the wrong way just now...

Liu Zhengyi was a little confused when he saw the police car driving into a dark construction site. He remembered clearly that there was a factory built by Zhu Laoba's family. They also followed the trend brought by Mr. Xiang this time and wanted to do breeding. However, there seems to be some problem with the procedures and the work has been stopped again. There is an old man living there looking at the building materials. What could happen there?

When Liu Zhengyi arrived at the gate of the construction site riding a small electric donkey, Liu Caifu also arrived on his small electric donkey, wondering: "What's going on?"

"I don't know either..." Liu Zhengyi shook his head.

So the two of them sat on their eDonkeys and watched in confusion as several police officers got out of the police car and looked at a Wuling Rongguang pickup truck loaded with various materials parked in the middle of the construction site.

Under the light of the police officer's flashlight and the headlights of the police car, Liu Zhengyi and Liu Caifu were shocked to see that the small truck was covered with bird droppings from the windshield to the body. The bird poop was concentrated on and around the car, which looked shocking. And through the windshield covered with bird droppings, two people could be seen sitting in the car.

After seeing the police, the two people quickly jumped out of the car: "We called the police, it's us, we want to surrender."

Liu Caifu asked in surprise: "Zhu Tail, Liu Ertong, what are you two doing?" But as soon as he asked the question, he immediately realized something from the situation of the small truck on the construction site, and said angrily: "You two little You bastard, are you here to steal something?"

Liu Zhengyi also scolded: "Damn it, you even stole from people in your own village, you are a waste!"

The two people who were called "Pig Tail" and "Liu Ertong" naturally did not dare to talk back.

Then, under questioning by the police officer, they explained how they came here to steal construction materials and why they called the police and surrendered.

So, dozens of minutes later, when the two suspects were brought back to the town by the police, they were attacked by bird droppings at the construction site. The "ghost" story spread throughout the village.

Many young people who had not slept yet and discovered that a police car had entered the village immediately started gossiping in the village's WeChat group and then went to watch the fun. Some middle-aged and elderly people who had already slept scolded the young people for being too noisy after being woken up. , while getting dressed and running to the "haunted" construction site to have a look.

So in the middle of the night, the construction site that was originally a remote place in the southeast corner of the village suddenly became lively. A lot of small electric donkeys were parked there. People with flashlights and emergency lights were looking around and vividly describing what they heard. gossip.

The photo of the minivan covered in bird poop was quickly posted on WeChat Moments.

Liu Zhengyi and Liu Caifu were at Xiang Kun's house at this time, telling Xiang Kun and others in the courtyard what they saw at the construction site, as well as the brief information the two thieves gave to the police officer at the scene.

Of course, Xiang Kun already knew about these situations.

Through the details of Alice and Jin Shining's use of the "super-sensory item system" when dealing with the two thieves, Xiang Kun knew exactly what methods they used and what they did.

Xiang Kun also deliberately let Alice make plans according to her ideas, and saw how she would handle this matter within the controllable scope of Chongyun Village.

Judging from the final result, Xiang Kun is still very satisfied with Alice's handling method - it is obvious that Alice's entire handling method was learned from Xiang Kun and was carried out in full accordance with Xiang Kun's "guiding ideas" operate.

In general, it is: stop criminal behavior \u003e\u003e prevent the suspect from escaping \u003e\u003e notify the police uncle \u003e\u003e hide the merit and fame.

And she understood very accurately how to create a weird atmosphere and how to "scare people".

Even if she can't independently call the "emotional object" for remote emotional projection without the help of Little Apple, and can't create the fear projection of the "eight-armed eight-eyed wood carving" to scare the target, she still has her own way to create an atmosphere and target the target. Mental and willpower impact.

However, the bird poop "air raid" was not arranged by her, but was a wanton revenge by "Golden Shining" after hearing that the two suspects were planning to attack it. .

Of course, from an objective point of view, "Golden Sparkle" can be said to have given Alice a great boost, allowing her to perfect the entire plan and better cover the various anomalies she created.

Just like now in the yard, Liu Caifu and Liu Zhengyi definitely believed that the claims of "Pig Tail" and "Liu Ertong" about seeing a little girl's "ghost" were completely nonsense. Ninety-nine percent of them were ghosts who appeared out of nowhere. The flock of birds that came were frightened. In the dark, they thought the shadow of the birds was a little girl.

Judging from the tone of several police officers questioning the two people at the construction site, the police should have the same view.

As for why the birds did this, it may be that they were perching nearby and were annoyed by the noise caused by the two suspects stealing things.

Through the auditory information collected, Xiang Kun knew that at this time, some elderly people in the village, after hearing these gossips, still believed in what the two suspects saw. The reason was "If it is not true, After seeing something terrible, why would they rather stay at the scene and call the police instead of running away?"

But the young people sneered at their views, thinking that "Pig Tail" and "Liu Ertong" were simply frightened by the birds, and they were too embarrassed to tell the police that they were frightened by the birds, so they could only make up stories. A "little girl ghost" came, making them seem less timid.

Anyway, for the young people of this era, "ghosts" are not an existence worth fearing at all. If there really is a ghost, they will be very prosperous - if they shoot a few short supernatural videos, they might become popular on the Internet. When the time comes, live broadcasts, short videos, and offline ghost-seeing activities will definitely make them money.

In fact, the little truck covered in bird poop has now become a "photo spot."

Not to mention the energetic and idle young people in the village, even Xia Tianhuo, Yang Zhener, Chu Xiaoting, and Zicheng were very curious after hearing the "first-hand reports" of Liu Zhengyi and Liu Caifu. , and soon a large group of people also ran to the open space to watch the fun.

Anyway, there are a bunch of people there now, the lights are bright, it's like going to a market, and it's not scary at all.

Even Little Apple, who knew the truth right away, looked very interested when he heard them talking about the situation there and making various guesses.

For her, Alice and Jin Shining are both her good friends and good helpers. They are both good at doing things and fighting crime, so she is naturally proud of them.

It's like the Justice League's logistics manager heard that his hero was saving the world again.

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After watching the various gifts received by "Sister Grilled Chicken Wings" and ending the video, Liu Shiling came out of her room, poured cat food into the egg yolk pie bowl, and then sat down at the dining table.

She carefully removed the lid from the plate in front of her, revealing a plate of warm fried noodles inside, which her mother had prepared before going out.

Since last week, my mother has been going to work at the convenience store next to the community.

Although Liu Shiling didn't quite understand why her mother, who had always been at home with her, suddenly started to go to work, when her mother picked her up from school, she went to that convenience store several times and had dinner and dinner there for several days. She thought breakfast was quite interesting.

If when she grows up, she and her bald uncle, grilled chicken wing sister, and little apple sister fight off all the monsters and bad guys, and there are no monsters left, then she also wants to open a convenience store, and then often invite the bald uncle and the others to eat, in the convenience store You can prepare a lot of ingredients, such as big fish, rabbit meat, pig's feet, everything. There are also cooking tools for the bald uncle to cook.

The little chubby girl took out the special chopsticks in her precious wooden box and ate the half-warm fried noodles. But her mind was thinking about her bald uncle making crispy pork knuckles, grilled chicken wings, and braised pork for her in the convenience store. Rabbit meat, a pair of eyes narrowed happily, and the noodles became more and more delicious.

After finishing the fried noodles, Liu Shiling stood on tiptoes and put the plate in the kitchen sink. Then she moved a stool, climbed up, took the dishwashing liquid, and poured it on the plate.

She wasn't sure how much dish soap was needed for one plate, so she pressed it hard and made three circles.

After putting in the dishwashing liquid, Liu Shiling plugged the sink and started to fill it with water.

When the sink was filled with water and there was a lot of foam on the top, Liu Shiling stood on the stool, raised her hand to put on the hat of her sweatshirt, pulled the two hat strings, then opened her hands and said with a serious expression, in fact The milky voice muttered: "Chocolate! Ice cream! Lemon tea! Mung bean cake! Shaqima! Come out, the time for you to show off has come!"

As she finished speaking, coins flew out of her pocket one after another and jumped into the sink.

Next, the full pool of foaming water in the sink began to stir, first heaving up and down, left and right, and then began to slowly rotate.

Liu Shiling looked intently at the small whirlpool formed in the sink. She controlled her "five little elf guardians" to swim in the water without colliding with each other or touching the wall of the sink or the plates inside. At the same time, she controlled the plates. In the middle, let the "elf guardians" control some of the water around them for fine cleaning.

She didn't know that when she was extremely focused, the lights in the room began to dim. Egg Yolk Pie, who was eating cat food, raised his head and glanced at the little owner on the kitchen stool with his arms wide open. Meow He screamed, jumped over and got on the refrigerator in twos and twos, guarding Liu Shiling condescendingly.

After a few minutes, the water in the sink calmed down. Liu Shiling first took back the three coins "Shaqima", "Lemon Tea" and "Mung Bean Cake", and then controlled "Chocolate" and "Ice Cream" to drain the water in the sink. Open the stopper, drain the water, then open the faucet, rinse the coins, plates, and chopsticks, pick them up and wipe them, put the plates on the drain rack, put the chopsticks back into the box, then jump off the stool with satisfaction, and wipe the stool with a cloth Cleaned up and went back to the room.

She knew that Little Apple Sister, with Alice's help, had become even more powerful now, and her sense of urgency became even stronger.

You must seize every opportunity to practice magic under the premise of confidentiality, and be prepared to learn more advanced magic.

So after returning to the room, Liu Shiling put the IPAD next to it and set it up, then turned on the desk lamp, took out a book from a pile of books next to it, spread it out, and started to read the words on it. When there was a word she didn't recognize, she took a book Stand up and ask the question to the IPAD camera, and Alice will give the answer and search for relevant online course videos online to teach her how to read.

The book in her hand is not an extracurricular book bought by her mother or a literacy book issued by kindergarten, but a Chinese textbook for the first grade of elementary school. This book was given to her by Dalu - Dalu went to Xinjiang with his uncle after going abroad. When she entered the school, new textbooks were issued, and these old textbooks were given to her.

Before, Liu Shiling knew that she had to learn knowledge, especially mathematics and physics, in order to be as powerful as Sister Grilled Chicken Wings, Uncle Bald, and Sister Little Apple, and become a real great magician. Only then could she use her real super magic to help Uncle Bald. Do great things.

But her learning method is basically a hammer in one thing and a stick in the other. There is no systematic method, so she seems to work very hard, but apart from recognizing a few more words, her painting looks a little better, and her singing is a little better. , and not much progress.

Although her bald uncle thought she had done well, and her mother always praised her, and her kindergarten teachers and classmates often praised her, she was not satisfied. She was almost in elementary school and time was running out.

So after getting to know Alice and being able to communicate with Alice through IPAD, she often asked Alice various questions.

Compared to Lao Xia, Alice has a better ability to answer questions. She can find the answer to anything she wants to ask through the Internet. No matter how deep the question is, she can explore with her, but basically she can't understand 99.99% of the answers. , so after she told Lao Xia about this problem, Lao Xia gave her a suggestion, allowing her to learn the first-grade elementary school curriculum first, and let Alice help her study according to the knowledge system above.

So she contacted Dalu, who sent her this set of old books. After half a month of learning, Liu Shiling felt very obvious progress, and she became more happy to study.

Under Lao Xia's arrangement, Liu Shiling's Chinese classes were tutored by Alice and Xiang Kun, her art and music classes were tutored by Tang Baona, and her math classes were tutored by Yang Zhener. Sometimes Dalu could also guide her in painting, and Little Apple could also teach her. Her music and other knowledge.

So, while Alice was catching thieves in Chongyun Village, she was also using her iPad to help a little girl who aspired to become a super magician in the future learn Chinese in the first grade of elementary school.

Egg Yolk Pie jumped up to the window sill, hid outside the curtains, curled up, and watched a few wild dogs fighting outside the window with some boredom.

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