What It’s Like Being a Vampire

body check? Xiang Kun immediately remembered that he went to Xia Libing's house to cook on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and when only the two of them were left, Xia Libing saw that he seemed to be feeling a little uncomfortable all night, so he casually said that he had a bad stomach.

Obviously, Xia Libing felt that he ate too little today, maybe he still had a stomach problem.

"I didn't go to check, but I'm fine, and I usually don't eat much for dinner."

Xia Libing nodded, didn't say any more about this topic, but asked instead: "Do you remember when we first met?"

What popped into Xiang Kun's mind was the scene of meeting Xia Libing at Man Coffee, but he pretended to be stupid and said, "I remember, the night I played cards at Nana's house."

Xia Libing shook her head: "Before that, I met you when I went to the coffee shop, it was Man Coffee, you should have seen me too."

Xiang Kun pretended to be stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said: "Oh yes, I remembered, we seem to have 'looked' at each other?"

Xia Libing looked at him: "What were you doing in the coffee shop?"

"I didn't do anything, I just sat around. I just lost my job at that time, so I was bored."

"You haven't had a sip of your drink since I entered the cafe, you haven't been staring at anyone but I know your attention has been on other people. I thought you were stalking the woman in the bank uniform , but later found that you were paying attention to me, so I thought you were simply observing girls."

Hearing Xia Libing's words, Xiang Kun was really a little surprised. He didn't expect that during the first encounter, Xia Libing thought that he was a pervert who specialized in YY girls. But think about it, at that time, he had just started this kind of sensory information collection and analysis training for other people. When he focused on other people, he hadn't learned how to cover up his external performance. Xia Libing It's no surprise to see.

"However, after getting in touch with you a few times later, I think you are simply used to observing others." Xia Libing said again.

Xiang Kun just nodded slightly and didn't say anything. He knew that with Lao Xia's usual style, if he suddenly said this, there must be a follow-up.

Sure enough, Xia Libing asked, "Based on your observation, what kind of person am I?"

Xiang Kun thought for a while, and said after a moment of consideration: "A...a very calm person, sometimes even appears so calm that he is a little indifferent."

After a slight pause,

He added: "Sometimes your reaction reminds me of the characteristics of Asperger's syndrome that I read in the book before, but after getting in touch with it a lot, I don't think it looks like it."

Seeing Xia Libing nodded thoughtfully after hearing this, Xiang Kun asked, "What about you, based on your observation, what kind of person am I?"

This is also what he is very curious about. He knows that Xia Libing, who has a very keen observation ability, must have seen more things than others, and must have seen something, otherwise he would not treat him differently from ordinary people. Attention.

Unexpectedly, without any thought, Xia Libing gave a direct answer: "Still observing, no results yet."

Lao Xia... Do you want to be so cunning?

Xiang Kun said helplessly, "Then based on the current observation?"

Xia Libing still shook his head: "The more you observe, the more questions you have, the more you don't understand."

Xiang Kun originally wanted to say, "Ask me directly if you don't understand anything", but he hesitated for a while and still didn't say it. He was a little worried that Lao Xia would ask some questions that he really couldn't answer. It's not interesting anymore.

At this time, Xiang Kun's cell phone vibrated, and there was a wechat notification, so he picked it up and took a look, and found that it was from Tang Baona.

Opened it and saw that it was a forwarded video link of station B, followed by Tang Baona's laughing expression and text:

"Unexpectedly, you are quite talented in acting! Next time when you are cooking, do the same thing. The effect I recorded is guaranteed to be much better than this video of yours!"

Xiang Kun was puzzled by watching it, so he clicked on the video.

"The bald brother took a look at the super handsome cooking process of bamboo rat meat!"

As soon as he saw the title, his heart skipped a beat, and he guessed something.

Click on the video, and sure enough, what he sees is him cooking bamboo rat meat in the kitchen of "Youlong Restaurant", while making B, and at the same time pointing Jiang Shan to talk about how to make a food video.

From the evaluation of the cooking video, the first is the audio-visual work, until the bamboo rat meat is finally out of the pot.

The ten-minute video was all about Xiang Kun deliberately pretending to be B. There were all kinds of messy comments on the barrage, both positive and negative, and the number was extremely high.

"2333333..."

"xswl..."

"There is a handsomeness in the sand sculpture!"

"Meng Fei stopped being the host and came to cook?"

"Even cleaning glasses is inexplicably compelling!"

"New ghost material √"

“I think food videos will soon have a new style”

"This video should have been rehearsed several times, right?"

"Didn't you guys see that this bald cook has practiced martial arts? He's holding the pot with one hand and exerting strength so steadily?"

"I don't know if I have practiced martial arts or not, but the bamboo rat meat he made must not be cooked..."

"How dare you make food videos to teach people how to cook at this level?"

"The one with the scarlet letter on it, do you dare to say this in front of this bald head?"

"I think it would be more convincing if he taught others to practice boxing"

"Why do I think it's so cool to watch, I don't feel slow at all after watching it for ten minutes"

"What about the BGM? Why is there no BGM? comesomemusic!"

"Actually, what he said makes sense..."

Xia Libing also walked over to Xiang Kun curiously, looked at the video on his phone, was quite interested, and secretly picked up his phone to search online.

Of course Xiang Kun knew what the problem was and immediately called You Meng.

"Xiang Kun, I was having dinner with Director Liu and talking about you, and you called. I really said that Cao Cao is here!" You Meng on the phone obviously had a drink.

Director Liu went to his store again? You won't be planning something in private, will you? But at this time, Xiang Kun didn't care about Liu Caifu for the time being, and quickly asked, "Where's your nephew?"

"In the store, do you have something to do with him?"

"Let him answer the phone!"

A moment later, nephew You Da, who was also in a daze, knew what the problem was after talking with Xiang Kun on the phone, and immediately called his classmate to ask him to delete the video.

Originally on Bilibili, if it was an ordinary video, not posted by a well-known UP, if it didn’t catch hot spots, and didn’t cause popularity, there would be a lot of hundreds or thousands of views in 24 hours.

But it happened that this video, so dead, was found and transferred to Hupu Pedestrian Street and became a hot post, and then a short section was intercepted with background sound and transferred to Weibo and Douyin, so many people came here admiringly. The video posted by this newcomer became popular in a short period of time.

So even if the video is deleted now, it seems that it will not help...

The related "derivative" videos are getting more and more outrageous, from "the bald Ip Man in the cooking world commenting on various food videos" to "the seventy-three unique skills of Shaolin Temple: Rat Cooking".

Some people even replaced his voice after wiping his glasses with water mist with handsome movements, with Liang Jiahui's lines in "Black Gold": "After I finish speaking, whoever agrees, whoever opposes." Later, Liang Jiahui's voice was used "Tune" a sentence: "Those who agree, sit down and wait for the food, and those who disagree are ready to cook."

Xiang Kun didn't need to search by himself, Tang Baona and Yang Zhen'er were forwarding one by one from various platforms to their group of four.

Every post is followed by a laughing emoji clutching his stomach.

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