What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Chapter 155 TIMING

"So full, so full..." Tang Baona said with some discomfort.

Xiang Kun scratched his head and said helplessly, "It's a pity that I don't have stomach medicine for digestion, nor tea or coffee."

"It's okay, it will be fine in a while, let's go for a walk, the environment of your community seems to be pretty good." Tang Baona said.

So the two of them went out for a walk in the community, walked out of the community without knowing it, and went to many nearby parks where grandparents enjoyed the shade, danced, and played chess.

"Next time you come to my house sometime, I'll try to record a few songs for you with my equipment. In KTV before, your song statement proved to be very good and very infectious." Tang Baona chatted, the topic We talked about Xiang Kun's singing.

"Probably not. I don't have much musical talent." Of course, Xiang Kun knew about his own affairs. He sang well because he sang on the spot, and the recorded audio might exhaust the later stage.

"Since you were able to sing that feeling in "Someone Like Me" last time, it proves that you are talented. Musical talent is not only about pitch and timbre, but also about how to tell stories with singing and how to impress others. , making others empathize is also a very important talent!" Tang Baona said with certainty.

Then she said that when she was in college, she also thought about changing her major to study music, but she gave up because she knew that she couldn't bear that kind of hardship, and compared with those geniuses, her talent was not at all. Talent, or as a hobby, is more likely to be happy.

In addition to music, she also likes movies very much. She has also imagined whether it is possible to make her own movies in the future, and be a director, producer or editor. So on station B, most of the songs she sang and the accompanying videos were edited by herself, and occasionally she would shoot some scenery for editing.

Chatting all the way, Xiang Kun couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

Isn't this kind of situation exactly the life he used to flirt with?

I have my own house, a stable job, and a good income. When I come back from get off work, my wife cooks a table... well, I come back early, cook a table of delicious dishes, and then I have dinner with my wife. Walking around, chatting about various things, from current affairs to gossip, from their hobbies to trivial matters at work...

While thinking,

Xiang Kun suddenly raised his hand to lightly block Tang Baona, then took a step forward unhurriedly, raised his right hand to grab a mini football that happened to fly over, and threw it back to the kid on the grass over there.

Tang Baona was taken aback for a moment, and said to Xiang Kun in surprise and sigh: "If Zhen'er was here, I would have to say that line again: Xiang Kun! And you said you don't know martial arts?"

Xiang Kun smiled: "Basic operation, basic operation." Although his thinking was a little divergent, no matter what Tang Baona was saying or the surrounding situations, he was always very clear. The sensory organs have been collecting instinctively, and the brain He has been analyzing it all the time, and he can react immediately when there is a situation.

The moment one of the children kicked the football hard on the lawn, Xiang Kun had already judged its trajectory. If Tang Baona continued to keep moving in the same direction, she would be hit on the shoulder by the football.

Of course, even if it was hit, with the strength of the mini football and the kid, it wouldn't cause any harm, at most it would just be a shock.

"I think of a video where a female reporter went to interview a baseball player, and then a baseball flew over and almost hit the female reporter, but the baseball player easily took the ball off as soon as she stretched out her hand." Tang Baona said, using I found the video on my phone and showed it to Xiang Kun.

"The speed of that football just now is not as fast as this baseball." Xiang Kun watched the video and said modestly.

"I think you should be a good athlete when you were in school, right? I can't do it anymore. When I was young, I played games with my friends, and I often wrestled. My sister didn't like to take me to play. When I was in junior high school, Linlin said She wanted to suppress her boyfriend, so she took me to learn Taekwondo together, but I gave up after practicing for a long time, I was too tired."

Speaking of this, Tang Baona's tone suddenly became low: "By the way, it seems that I haven't told you yet, Linlin and her husband are planning to divorce."

Xiang Kun glanced at her in surprise. He knew that the Linlin Tang Baona was talking about was the wife of the art director of the game company and the braided brother in the KTV box on her birthday last time. At that time, Tang Baona had introduced to him that this couple had been in love since elementary school, and finally entered the marriage hall. At that time, he was quite envious, and seeing that the relationship between the two of them was still very close that night, why? It's only been a few days and you're about to get divorced?

"Uh, didn't you say that they used to fight and fight on and off? They should just quarrel and wait for the anger to pass. It's not easy to get married after being together for so many years." Xiang Kun said after deliberation.

Tang Baona shook her head: "I talked to Linlin, and she said that this time was a little different. Actually, the cause was something very small. When she went out, the faucet of the bathroom sink was not turned off properly, and then her husband said something to her, The two of you talked to each other, the more they quarreled, the more fierce it became. In the end, I didn't know who was the first to say "divorce", and then she went back to her mother's house directly. She said that this time it was probably really going to be separated..."

Xiang Kun was a little dazed when he heard that, and he didn't know what to say, after all, he had no experience in this area.

But at this time, looking at Tang Baona, who was a little depressed and sighing from the corner of his eye, some memories suddenly popped up in his mind. It was when Chang Bin sat in front of him and Zicheng in the cafeteria when he was in college. "Popularize" the knowledge of chasing girls:

"Let me tell you, unless you are extremely handsome, or the girl you like also likes you at the same time, otherwise, don't confess casually."

Chang Bin had a serious expression, holding a spoon in one hand, and pinched his five fingers into a chicken head, as if he was giving a speech.

"Confession is about skill and timing. You have to get along with the girl first, let her let go of her guard, don't put her under pressure, win her trust, and then use sensibility to soften her, use fun to attract her, rely on It takes time to get acquainted with her, wait for the right time, and then attack with one fell swoop, it will happen naturally."

"So, the confession should be about TIMING, come on, say to me: T-I-M-I-N-G, TIMING!"

Xiang Kun, who was sitting opposite, played an excellent role: "Then Mr. Chang, how do we know when it's 'Talking'?"

"Good question to my classmate, classmate Liu, you have to listen carefully." Chang Bin put down the spoon, squeezed both hands into the shape of a chicken head, and said seriously: "You have to observe, when the girl puts down her guard in front of you , When she shows her true emotions, that is the timing. What is a true emotion? It is the appearance and performance that cannot be seen in front of outsiders, do you understand?"

Xiang Kun continued to flatter: "Then, how should I confess my love?"

Chang Bin cast his eyes on Zicheng, stretched out his right hand, and his expression became affectionate: "Sister~"

Zicheng held him with his backhand very cooperatively, and his voice was also very affectionate: "Ouba!~"

Xiang Kun next to him almost choked to death on his own saliva.

Chang Bin said in a slow but firm voice: "I want to eat omelets and meat sandwiches with you, skip class together to listen to Jacky Cheung's concert, climb mountains to watch the sunset together, and then help you push the swing until you grow old."

Zicheng blinked his eyes and said, "Ouba, don't you think it's too unromantic to cook omelets and meat clips?"

Chang Bin flicked his hand: "You know a lot! For the kind of girls who can communicate with each other, the girls you want to have a serious relationship with, love and accompany each other, it is the little touches in ordinary life that are useful, timing Once it arrives, your sincerity can be responded to, and you can do the right thing at the right time, otherwise your sincerity can only be exchanged for unfeeling."

Xiang Kun nodded: "IGETIT! Just like when we were writing the book, we had to study the mechanism of the BOSS. Most of the time, it is enough to hang on. As long as it reaches a certain stage and a certain time, the BOSS will be in a weak state, so we can output it with all our strength according to the skills. , you can take it!"

Zicheng immediately continued: "Tank is held up, the nanny is ready, and the others are all output, and those who do not work hard will not be equipped with ROLL!"

Seeing the two gamers clapping their hands in tacit understanding, Chang Bin shook his head helplessly: "Oh, I have a hunch that you two will regret not listening to me well..."

Xiang Kun withdrew his thoughts, and looked at Tang Baona next to him out of the corner of his eye. For some reason, he thought of the TIMING that Chang Bin said.

He knew that if he made some correct choices at this time, the relationship with Tang Baona should be shortened immediately, and the original friendship between them would probably develop further immediately.

But he thought of his own situation, the confrontation with Guo Tianxiang, the way he drank blood during the blood-drinking nights in the past few months, and the violent thoughts he occasionally had.

He knew that he couldn't afford another person's happiness right now, couldn't bear the responsibility of starting a family, and he wasn't ready to share his secrets with others.

"Well, no matter what the outcome is, I hope they both will be happy." Tang Baona, who was next to her, didn't realize the random thoughts in Xiang Kun's mind before, she walked out of the depressed mood, raised her head and said to him: "It's almost time It's time for me to go home, let's go to your house and pack the wood carving!"

"Hey? You have a good memory, remember to bring a wood carving."

"That's right, my athletic ability is not good, of course I need to use my brain better! By the way, you still owe me two rabbit meals, don't forget!"

"Don't worry, I won't forget it, but next time I don't need all the rabbit meat, I will prepare some other dishes." Xiang Kun said, "I promise it will suit your taste."

If Tang Baona's taste and preferences for food were taken as the target of the strategy, then Xiang Kun would probably have already achieved more than 70% of the strategy.

Next, it is necessary to use a variety of ingredients other than rabbit meat, conduct a more comprehensive and three-dimensional test, and then make adjustments based on feedback.

Considering that he only cooked three meals for Tang Baona in total, Xiang Kun was quite satisfied with the speed at which he mastered the tastes of the diners.