What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"What?"

Fang Wu, the fortune teller, was taken aback.

"Brother, your eyes!!!" The followers gathered together, and after seeing Fang Wu's tragic situation clearly, they roared again and again.

"Who the hell dares to kill you next time in the Holy Land!?"

"Could it be the Holy Son?!"

"Senior Brother Fang, don't worry, no matter what happens, we will follow you, advance and retreat with you, and avenge you!"

Fortune Teller: "..."

"No one has done anything to me, it's all myself..."

"Senior brother! We know that you don't want me to be in danger. After all, someone who can hurt you like this is definitely not an existence that we can match!"

"But a man exists in the world, and he does something and does not do it. How can we..."

Magic operator: "(⊙o⊙)..."

"You misunderstood me, brother, I am very happy, very happy, because this is a great thing for me, and no one hurt me!"

He could only emphasize and explain his situation helplessly.

However……

Although he was willing to speak, people refused to listen.

When the few followers heard this, they immediately breathed heavily: "Brother Fang, is it possible that the other party is so strong that he can't even offend you, so he can only admit that he can't let it go?"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

The fortune teller almost went crazy.

I have been talking for a long time, can you listen? Even if you can't listen, don't think nonsense, okay? !

What the hell did I do? Me?

Why do you have to think that I was beaten like this? !

He said depressedly: "I said, no one hurt me, all this is because of my own cultivation, it just looks a bit miserable, but in fact I am very happy, very happy!"

"Do you understand? Because I'm about to achieve greatness..."

Followers: "(ˉ__￣)..."

"Brother Fang, are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious!" The fortune teller felt a severe headache.

"We don't believe it! Senior Brother Fang, you definitely don't want us to put ourselves in danger, that's why... Senior Brother Fang, don't do this, we would rather be broken than whole!"

The fortune teller: "..., what should I do, so that you can believe what I say?"

The followers looked at each other, among them, Yu Huo, who was the best among the followers of God's Suanzi, had an idea and said, "Senior Brother Fang, since you said that you are very happy at the moment, why don't you laugh sincerely from the bottom of your heart?"

The fortune teller was stunned: "????"

"Senior Brother Fang, if you are really happy, then it will not be difficult for you to laugh out loud from the bottom of your heart, but if you can't laugh...how can you make us believe you?"

"We know that you are waiting for me, but the master humiliated the subject to death! Senior brother, although you are not our master, we are also all prosperous and all lost."

"Wait, how can you allow senior brother to be humiliated like this?"

Fortune Teller: "..."

I am stupid, okay, can it be like this? !

However, Yu Huo saw that the fortune teller did not speak, and immediately said: "Sure enough, Senior Brother Fang didn't want us to put ourselves in danger, that's why..."

"However, senior brother, it doesn't matter if you don't tell me, you are definitely not the only one who knows about this matter, at worst, let's ask!"

"Feng Ru, send Senior Brother Fang back to heal his wounds, I'll wait... and go back!"

Yu Huo and other followers are all loyal.

Even if they knew that the other party could beat the magic fortune like this, they were definitely not the opponent, but they still did not flinch, and even immediately went to ask someone to ask what happened...

"Brother Fang, I'll take you back."

Feng Ru has just become a follower not long ago, and her strength is not too strong, so she can only be responsible for sending the magic operator back at this moment.

However……

What is this called? !

Shen Suanzi was very depressed, rubbing his brows and calling out to Yu Huo and the others: "Wait...I...I'm laughing!"

At this moment, Shen Suanzi's heart was extremely painful.

If it was someone else, he would have left in a huff, and he didn't even bother to talk to them.

But these people are his followers, and they are all loyal, so you can't just watch them mess around, right?

If they really found out, wouldn't they fight Dan Chengzi?

Let's just fight, if something goes wrong, will I still have a sharp eye in the future?

In desperation, God's operator can only choose... laugh.

Isn't it just a few laughs from the heart and sincerity? What a big deal!

I'm in a good mood right now, if it wasn't for being stopped by you, I would almost burst out laughing!

Shen Suanzi was speechless, so he could only stop them and say that he was willing to laugh.

Yu Huo was taken aback, and immediately moved: "Brother, for us, you can even endure such grievances. Even if we die, we will not refuse. It is our honor to follow you, Senior Brother Fang!"

"However, you must not wrong yourself so much for us. You see, although you said you were happy, you couldn't laugh for a long time. We know that you are all trying to protect us, so you want to force yourself laugh……"

Shen Suanzi looked confused, and couldn't help but want to go crazy in his heart: "..."

Why am I so late to smile?

Why am I not laughing so late? Don't you guys have a little bit of comprehension? !

I'm so...

Seeing that Yu Huo was about to lead people to trouble, the fortune teller could only think about all kinds of happy things quickly, especially the cultivation of the sharp eyes had already been formed, and maybe in the near future, his divination skills would be improved by the sharp eyes. further……

Until then……

As long as one's own cultivation level goes up, who else in the world is better at deduction and divination than oneself?

In this way, you should be the first! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Just as Yu Huo and the others were about to leave, the fortune teller smiled, from the bottom of his heart, sincerely, and resonantly...

Yu Huo and the others immediately stopped the flying swords, turned around in astonishment, and looked at the fortune teller.

"Senior Brother Yu, Brother Fang, this is... I really laughed from the bottom of my heart!"

"That's right Senior Brother Yu, did we guess wrong?"

"Could it be true that no one hurt Senior Brother Fang, but it was because of practicing some kind of kung fu that this kind of tragedy happened?"

Yu Huo frowned, and after a moment of contemplation, suddenly realized!

He let out a long sigh, almost shed tears, and then said sadly: "What kind of exercise can make myself into such a miserable state, even blind?!"

"But Senior Brother Fang's smile is indeed from the heart..." Someone was puzzled.

"So what if it comes from the heart?! This only shows that Senior Brother Fang suffered far more damage than we imagined!"

"How can it be possible for a person to smile so sincerely and joyfully from the bottom of his heart even if he is in such a miserable situation with such a heavy injury?!"

"If what I expected is correct, Senior Brother Fang may have already...!!!"