What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

There's been a lot going on lately...

Even Bob, the president of the capitalist income protection union, who has been slamming the air with the mantra of "I want to guarantee the interests of the majority of people", feels overwhelmed and unable to do what he wants.

The changes in Huaguo, the revival of spiritual energy, and the development of Xiuxian Academy, all kinds of developments, he has noticed and is anxious in his heart.

However, that's all!

He wanted to keep up, but he had no choice but to watch.

It cost a lot of money to send some exchange students, but Huaguo used confidentiality as an excuse to contact them once a month later, and now they don't know what the situation is.

I tried my best and tried my best, but it was useless!

Because Zizhu Island is now not only isolated from satellite detection, but there is not even a single outsider on the island, and the island is blocked by people from the Residents' Happy Life Department, and it is impossible to go up.

What informants and spies are useless.

Trying all means, they can only watch Huaguo continue to develop, surpassing themselves, the capitalist income protection union, even Eagle Country and the whole world.

There is no way!

That's fine.

However, the guys like Mousse have become 'blood clans', all of them are superior, listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement.

Even though Bob used some means to make Mousse faceless for a short time to do things, but Bob is very clear that this is only temporary.

They are superpowers!

And he is a superpower with power and money.

In comparison, I was only inferior to them, and always lacked the identity of a superpower. Over time, accidents were bound to happen.

Even after Bob received the exact news, even his own subordinates have started to contact and even seek refuge with Mousse...

This gave Bob even more headaches!

Under internal and external troubles, Bob thought hard and pondered for a long time, but he still couldn't find a good solution until now...

"President!"

The guards in Area 51 respectfully saluted.

"Um!"

Bob nodded slightly: "Take me to the core laboratory. I want to see the latest progress. Now that there are internal and external troubles, we need to come up with enough results to shock others as soon as possible!"

"Yes, President!"

"plz follow me!"

Under the leadership of the guards, Bob passed through layers of protection and gates, and entered the alloy gate time and time again.

Others may not be clear, but Bob is very clear.

The defense of this place is invincible...

Not even a mushroom bomb can blow it through!

And not only physical defense, but also invincible in radar scanning, various electromagnetic waves, sonar detection, etc...

Layer after layer, like a nesting doll!

Each floor has a complete and independent defense system, a total of 51 floors, and the core is the most important place!

It is precisely because of this that this place is called Area 51.

"I'm a businessman..."

Passing through layer after layer of experimental areas, Bob also hesitated in his heart, but he quickly convinced himself: "What I value is long-term interests!"

"But at the same time, I am also the president of the capitalist income protection union. No one can take my position!"

"Even if we die together!"

Internal and external troubles, overwhelmed...

In this situation, Bob was almost a little nervous, and he decided to solve the current predicament at all costs, and regain the initiative in his own hands!

Even if this method is dangerous, it is also very difficult.

But he was willing to try, so he came here.

At the same time, Bob is also very cautious, unwilling to be seen by others...

The head of the capitalist income protection union suddenly came to the 51st district. This is a bit abnormal without any amazing results.

So Bob needs a reason for coming...

And the reason he came up with was - to boost morale!

"How dangerous is it now?!

Internal and external troubles, Huaguo is eyeing, and it is getting more and more powerful. Who knows if they can't help but make a move?

We must have our own trump card as soon as possible, the trump card that can threaten Huaguo, only in this way can we have an equal dialogue!

Alien technology is one of our best methods, you must crack it as soon as possible and develop a weapon that can threaten the cultivators!

What? too difficult?

I came here in person to cheer you on, and I understand alien technology very well, no one understands aliens better than me!

With my guidance, you can definitely do it! ! ! "

This is what Bob said, arrogant and a bit 'stupid', but no one doubts it... because this is Bob's style.

If this guy is not arrogant at any time, people will wonder if something happened to him instead.

but now···

No one doubted it.

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After going through one layer after another of blockades, Bob finally came to Area 51...

Beside him, the entourage introduced very quickly: "Mr. President, this is District 51, and all our initial research on alien technology will be carried out here."

"oh!"

Bob nodded, looking at the magnificent spaceship wreckage in front of him, as well as the busy staff, his eyes rolled.

"Do you have protection?"

"I mean, things like radiation and signal shielding..."

"You know what I mean, it's similar to wrapping a mobile phone in tin foil to block the signal of the mobile phone, and wrapping Area 51 with a large tin foil can prevent aliens from detecting the spacecraft. so as not to be discovered!"

"After all, being discovered represents danger."

The entourage was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly: "Mr. President, don't worry, there are!"

"We have comprehensively tested all kinds of radiation long ago, and they have not exceeded the standard, so there is no need for protection. As for signal shielding, we also have."

"In fact, there are fifty-one layers of protection, and each layer has independent and complete various protection and shielding functions."

"Of course, what we use is not tinfoil, but the most cutting-edge related technology, there will be absolutely no problems..."

The person in charge was complaining crazily in his heart.

are you crazy!

Nima, this is alien technology, which is ahead of our eagle country and the entire earth's technology for an unknown number of years!

More than a hundred years ago, it was able to travel across the universe and play everywhere in the universe. You come to 'guide' us and let us block its signal with tin foil? !

It's super cool!

We can't even think of such a 'tall' way, okay? !

It's too tall!

It's worthy of knowing Wang's children's shoes, if you don't accept it...

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For the next period of time, Bob frantically used his "talking king" strength, directing all kinds of nonsense.

It is a piece of cake to shield the signal with any tin foil, and the more exaggerated and unexpected "pointing" is all in one set.

The entourage and many scientific researchers who listened rolled their eyes...

Afterwards, Bob even went to visit the damaged spaceship himself, and even borrowed the toilet of the spaceship...

Said that he wanted to experience the feeling of an alien going to the toilet.

Everyone: "????"

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"Everyone, thank you for your hard work!"

"Do as I say. I believe that you will be able to achieve good results in a short period of time and contribute to the construction of our Eagle Country."

"It's up to you!"

"come on!"

"Our capitalist income protection union will always be behind you. If you encounter any difficulties, please don't be afraid of trouble and contact me as soon as possible."

"Trust me I can give you excellent advice!"

"···"

Listening to Bob's farewell words, a group of scientific researchers who have been studying spacecraft for many years almost rolled their eyes to the sky.

are you crazy!

And how the fuck are you sure you can give us great advice?

As for your ghost suggestions... For example, we can't open the door of the core control room, and your mother actually suggested that we use strong acid to corrode it? !

I corrupt your uncle!

Leaving aside the fact that this spaceship is a spaceship, it can fly normally under all kinds of harsh conditions in the universe. It must be resistant to strong acids. Even if it can be corroded, wouldn't that destroy its integrity? !

What we need is the various technologies and ideas contained in it, not to destroy it, okay?

Finally, Bob left.

A group of scientists, experts, and professors couldn't help complaining: "Fack!"

"Headache, I have a terrible headache."

"He really 'understands'! I almost wonder who is the professional..."

"He actually suggested that I try to repair the spaceship with earth technology, then launch the spaceship, and use the alien spaceship to deal with the cultivators, what am I????"

"Neuropathy!"

"This is a fool..."

There were constant complaints.

Perhaps a lot of crooked nuts think that Bob is a fool, and his words and actions are very funny and brainless.

But I don’t know, in the eyes of many Eagle Country people...

Bob is also a fucking idiot!

For Bob's arrival and guidance, no one took it seriously at all.

Just this kind of 'pointing', what is it called pointing?

It's like a farmer who ran to the rocket expert and pointed out, saying that your fuel is not good, you have to use coal!

Honeycomb coal is not enough, you have to wash the coal with water...

I'll go to your uncle!

Hearing half a word from you, it's all because of something wrong with my brain.

They couldn't help but think that when some kind of epidemic happened, the silly chairman actually said... wouldn't you think of a way?

Like injecting disinfectant or something?

Um···

Injecting disinfectant?

Is this fucking human?

A group of experts complained and quickly forgot about Bob, but no one noticed that a few small, slightly damaged chip fragments were missing from the spacecraft.

Originally, they planned to study these things step by step. Although they were recorded, it was impossible to count them every day.

This also led to Bob, the instigator, successfully taking these fragments out.

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Back at his own residence, Bob's face turned cold, and a sneering smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, everyone thought I was an idiot, but if I was really an idiot, how could I have come to this point?"

He reached out his hand from his trouser pocket, and a few chip fragments shone brightly.