What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Liu Gang grinned at the corner of his mouth and said nothing.

Others don't know, but he is a half-official person, so it is naturally clear.

Where did you find so many crouching dragons and phoenixes? Of course, before coming here, their IQs were strictly tested~!

Above average human level... don't!

Average or even below average? The more the better!

In this way, aren't these people 'witty' at first glance, the kind of people who are crouching dragons and phoenixes?

Of course, they are not stupid. After all, they can be sent as exchange students, and all forces have also screened them. Those who are too stupid cannot be selected.

However, there is a problem here.

Relational account~

In addition, there are always smart and stupid people.

The previous test by the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life has only one purpose, and that is to screen out the smart ones and keep the stupid ones.

So it seems that all the exchange students I saw were the most "creeping dragon and phoenix chicks" group.

"cough."

Liu Gang coughed dryly, but did not respond to Wang Dong's words. At the same time, Lin Fan's previous arrangement emerged in his mind, and he said loudly, "You guys, do you understand Mandarin Chinese?"

Everyone looked at him in silence.

No one answered.

Wang Dong was stunned: "Crazy? Send a group of people who can't speak Chinese to cultivate immortals?"

When Liu Gang heard the words, he thought to himself, didn't he?

Just to make them unable to repair~

But he knew that there must be some people among them who wanted to get away with it, not to mention anything else, the problem could be seen from their eyes.

Most of them have blank faces, and their eyes are no exception.

But some people are full of vigor and clear eyes, so why don't they seem to understand?

It was clear that he understood, but he didn't make a sound.

So you want to get away with it? !

Isn't this too underestimating our foundation-building cultivator?

Liu Gang grinned, barely protruding his divine sense, and then, he urged and frightened everyone with all his strength!

At the same time, he shouted loudly: "Answer me!"

"Do you understand Mandarin Chinese?!"

Both ways!

The sound and the spirit were shocked together, and these crooked nuts suddenly felt dizzy, and even their brains were not clear.

but···

They still remember what those people explained to themselves before they came.

Never say that you understand Chinese!

so···

"No! I don't know Chinese!"

"Hua Guoyu がfen かりません!"

"."

"···"

Among them, dozens of people answered in their native language, and then...

"pretty."

Liu Gang grinned brightly.

"Take all the talking ones away, they are not qualified!"

don't know?

If you don't understand, can you answer my question accurately? Where is the fool? Can't hide it? Sure enough, this matter can't help me.

Wang Dong: "????"

The Residents' Happy Life Department, who accompanied them as escorts, immediately stepped forward and pulled all the people who spoke up onto the plane...

This operation directly made Wang Dong look stupid.

Even the previous sadness was diluted a bit.

The main reason is... This really opened his eyes, but he is not a fool, so after thinking about it, he understood.

How can the things left by our ancestors be casually learned by the crooked nuts? Don't understand Chinese? I don't understand!

Only those who don’t understand are talents~!

After removing all the Huihua Mandarin, Liu Gang began to click.

As for whether any fish slipped through the net, Liu Gang feels that there is a high probability that there will be none. These people don't look very smart, and they are also shocked by their own spiritual consciousness. It is basically impossible for any fish to slip through the net.

There are still more than 200 people left, so we can only do something. If the conditions are met, whoever is not pleasing to the eye will be deemed unqualified~

They will live on the island in the future!

Even though we live outside, we still have to see each other often, so of course we will keep whoever is pleasing to the eye.

So, who is pleasing to the eye?

cough cough!

Man!

And he is a man who joins the army, so of course he is pleasing to the eyes of women~

Therefore, Liu Gang's Dianmao seems to be done at will, but in fact there is a formula~!

Under the premise of satisfying the conditions "woman" man.

To refine it, the priority selection rule is "Which is the best choice for a bath?

Only when there is really no other way, will you choose a man~

This also led to the fact that after the selection was over, there were only a dozen or so men among the 200 foreigners, and these men all looked thin and even sissy.

After Wang Dong saw it, he was amazed.

"incredible!"

"Small meaning, small meaning."

Liu Gang grinned: "Let's continue."

"You come, you come, I study, study."

Wang Dong also knew that Lin Fan just let himself relax and watch a show, so naturally he didn't want to point fingers.

Liu Gang was quite satisfied with this, and said, "Then I'll make a fool of myself."

"Translation, is the translation in place?"

He growled.

Immediately, someone said: "They all wear simultaneous interpretation earphones, but they didn't turn them on just now. Do you want to turn them on now?"

"Open it."

Liu Gang nodded: "It's time to make some arrangements for them."

"Turned on!"

"Um."

With his hands behind his back, Liu Gang's tower-like body gradually stepped forward, like a super iron-blooded or devil instructor in the army, full of oppression.

"Starting from today, you are the handyman disciples of Zizhu Academy. As for why you are handyman disciples..."

"It's because there is an old saying in our country: Heaven will send a great mission to the people, and you must first work hard..."

"Work is also a kind of practice!"

"At the same time, you did not come to Zizhu Academy for fun, let alone vacation! So, hand over all your digital products, and you will have one hour every month for you to use digital products and report to your family that you are safe! "

"If I find out that you are using digital products privately, then I'm sorry, where did you come from, where do you go back!"

"Now! Take action!"

"Hand over the digital products, and then, I will take you to your residence!"

"At the same time, I will also arrange what you have to do..."

······

The island gets busy.

At this time, the helicopters left one after another, so the "live broadcast of exchange student enrollment" facing various forces came to an end.

In this regard, many people immediately expressed dissatisfaction.

"This is the end!?"

"Minister, isn't it?!"

"What will happen next, we should have the right to know, what's more, we don't know what classes they will take..."

Facing everyone's inquiries, the head of the Residents' Happy Life Department smiled indifferently: "Don't worry!"

"This Zizhu Academy is the Academy of Cultivation of Immortals. The knowledge in it is as vast as the stars in the universe. It is mysterious, bright, and unattainable."

"Now that they have entered Zizhu Academy, they can naturally study, but you are not. Next, they will attend the first class of Zizhu Academy. If the live broadcast continues, won't you all listen to it together?"

"I'm afraid it's not appropriate, is it?"

In the face of everyone's dissatisfaction, the minister was not at all right.

Who do you think Liu just said to?

Those exchange students?

Bah, what qualifications do they have for us to explain? Wasn't it just to tell you? This is to give you a vaccination first~~~

The wrangling continued quickly.

But the minister sees the tricks and breaks the tricks, and he is steady and not messy at all~!

······

at the same time.

The first class of the handyman disciples of Zizhu Academy has indeed begun.

However, what is taught is not about cultivating immortals, but about~~~~

"From now on, you are disciples of handymen. The so-called disciples of handyman are responsible for various things, from cooking, laundry to various things, you have to be responsible."

"As long as the senior brothers and sisters in the inner sect ask you to do something, you must do your best to complete it. If you don't want to, you can leave at any time!"

"Don't be noisy! You read that right, these containers are your residences."

"What? Simple?! People must be content!"

"Do you know that your brothers and sisters still live in bamboo houses, the kind that leaks even when the wind blows! In comparison, your container is much better! Do you know?"

"What? High tide will be flooded?"

"How is this possible? We have all calculated that the tide will touch the edge of the container at most. It cannot be submerged, absolutely cannot be submerged!"

"Well, is there any problem? If there is no problem, the trial is over!"

"Next, arrange the first class for you!"

"This is the first class, come on, who the hell, bring the textbook~~!"

Soon, the textbook was brought.

Wang Dong leaned over to take a look, and then... his face was very exciting.

There are many textbooks, several of them!

just...

The basics of learning Mandarin Chinese~!

Advanced Guide to Mandarin Chinese~!

Chinese Mandarin Self-study Course···

The most awesome one is the fourth book "Guide to the Destruction of Buildings and Lawsuits 2 - Live".

The most coquettish thing is that there are dozens or even hundreds of different versions of this recipe!

How did Wang Dong know?

Although he doesn't know a few foreign languages, but...he knows how to read pictures!

The cover is exactly the same, so isn't it the same book? So that's what the first class taught? ? ? ?

Hiss, don't they really crash? !

Not long.

The handyman disciples also got the books, and then...

Everyone's expression is very wonderful.

What the hell? !

They're not geniuses, but they're not stupid either, at most they're relatively not that smart.

At this moment, they all began to complain crazily in their hearts.

Don't know Chinese and Mandarin at the beginning, but the first class is to learn Chinese and Mandarin? !

And what the hell is this recipe? !

"Have you got your textbooks yet?"

Liu Gang's voice came slowly: "Hua Guoyu is for you to learn by yourself. Remember to take time to study. If you can't learn Hua Guoyu, you won't be able to cultivate immortals. And it's not easy to learn, you have to be proficient!"

"After all, our country of Hua has been passed down for thousands of years, with a long history and culture, profound and profound. I don't think you can learn it without hard work for a few years~~~"