What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

(ps: sorry, too sleepy, made a mistake, has been modified, if there are duplicates, you can clear the cache.)

If you escape from birth, will you skin me and light a sky lantern in the future? You said that, how can I let you escape? !

Qi Zixiao shot directly, how could Moxiu, who was already in danger, be able to resist? He was beaten until he vomited blood, and was strangled to death by a group of city guards on the spot.

"Thank you, Holy Maiden Qi."

After the fight, they cleaned up the battlefield and saluted Qi Zixiao respectfully to express their gratitude.

"Well, it's okay, this kind of demon cultivator, everyone can get it and punish it, it's just a matter of lifting a finger."

Qi Zixiao spoke lightly.

Fatty Dan and the others got together and looked at each other, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but what was wrong?

Can't tell.

"That is also thanks to the Holy Maiden Qi."

The city guard who led the team cupped their hands: "However, I still have important things to do, so I don't want to stay here for a long time. I would like to ask Holy Maiden Qi and fellow Taoists of the Purple Mansion to report any traces of the thieves immediately."

"Well, that's natural."

Qi Zixiao nodded immediately, calm and breezy.

report?

think beautiful~

She muttered to herself.

Fatty Dan and others also responded one after another, but where did they find any traces of the thief?

No idea wow!

...

Qi Zixiao's actions this time may not be called perfect, but they really did not leave any traces, so what if someone finds out about the 'woman in black' or 'Zhou Na'?

It has nothing to do with Qi Zixiao~!

No matter how they checked, no one found Qi Zixiao.

This directly led to the closure of the Three Holy City for three days!

Catch thousands of evil cultivators, devil cultivators, and wanted criminals from the city!

If you want to leave the city, it's not impossible, just make an oath to show that you have nothing to do with the three stone statues and the thieves.

otherwise?

Then don't go!

At the beginning, everyone in Sansheng City felt full of confidence, thinking that the culprit would not be able to escape.

But three days later, thousands of 'bad guys' were arrested, but there was no news about the thief, as if he had completely disappeared.

This made them gradually anxious...

It is impossible for the Three Holy City to be permanently closed!

But at this moment, there are Tianjiao and elders from the Seven Great Sacred Grounds in the Three Sacred City, and it is impossible for everyone to open the storage bag, or even let go of their dantian and sea of ​​consciousness for them to check.

Who hasn't got a little secret?

Who is willing to check for you? !

In particular, even the dantian and the sea of ​​consciousness have to be let go, and let others explore...

If it is some small casual cultivator, bullying is also bullying, what else can he do?

But in the Three Sacred City at this moment, there are not a few 'big bosses' from all over the world. In this case, you let them all let go of their knowledge seas, dantians, and storage bags, and let the city guards investigate?

How can it be!

Swearing to heaven is not enough...

If they are all casual cultivators and small families, if you let people send them out, they will send them out due to helplessness.

But now there are groups of elders and Tianjiao in all major sects, if you ask them to swear the oath of the way of heaven, they will swear the oath of the way of heaven?

People's holy places, first-class sects, etc., don't you want to lose face?

Even if someone didn't steal it, he wouldn't post it!

This directly led to a stalemate in the arrest of the thief...

check?

Not found!

Search one by one?

impossible!

What to do? !

...

When the incident was reported to Huo Yuan, Huo Yuan, who had already lost his spell and broke the Taoist weapon, was even more depressed, his eyes rolled to the sky.

"Who the hell?"

His consciousness swept across the entire Three Holy City, searching everything, but... he really didn't know who it was!

After some pondering, Huo Yuan suddenly felt that there was a sense of deja vu in this 'modus operandi' and 'style'.

"Could it be Senior Sister Mu Xue?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible!

Isn't this style of 'uprooting' and leaving no hairs behind Su Muxue's style?

"But if it's her... If she wants stone carvings, just tell me, why do you have to do this?"

"No, not right!"

"If it's really Senior Sister Mu Xue, what she enjoys is the process, not the result. In this way, it's really possible that it's her?!"

Moreover, it seems that Su Muxue also has motives!

Because I cheated them in Zifu, although I was the one who cheated in the end, but judging from my own actions, I was cheating them.

Think here.

Huo Yuan took out the 'Immortal Machine', searched for Su Muxue's friends and added them.

Our City Lord Huo naturally has no shortage of millions of spirit stones. It is no problem to keep up with the trend and buy fairy machines.

"Xiao Yuanzi?"

After Su Muxue, whose ID is: Sister Fairy, added a friend, she took the initiative to send a message.

The corner of Huo Yuan's mouth twitched...

City Lord of the Three Sacred City: "Senior Sister Muxue, when you come to the Three Sacred City, why don't you tell me, my little brother? I must sweep the couch and clean up the dust for you."

Sister Fairy: "What's the mess?"

"When did I arrive at your Three Holy City?"

Su Muxue murmured in her heart.

Not so!

Has my looting of the auction house's treasury been exposed?

Huo Yuan was taken aback for a moment, and then asked: "Senior Sister Mu Xue, are you here at the moment?"

When Su Muxue heard this, she immediately laughed.

He replied with a trace of depression: "I was grounded by the old Mo Daolin. Although I am not afraid of him, as the Holy Master, he still has to give some face. How could he go to your Three Holy City?"

"..."

Huo Yuan was speechless, the candidate he finally came up with turned out to be wrong!

Awkward!

"So it seems that I misunderstood, brother."

"What's the matter? Is someone pretending to be me?"

"...No, nothing, who dares to pretend to be you, Senior Sister Mu Xue?"

"...You mean, I have too many enemies as a fairy, and if I pretend to be me, I will be beaten to death, so no one dares to pretend to be me?"

Huo Yuan: "Where is it, Senior Sister Mu Xue misunderstood."

You are quite self-aware!

Huo Yuan murmured in his heart, but does he dare to say this? Don't dare!

...

After chatting for a while, with depression, Huo Yuan only felt more headache when he ended the contact with Su Muxue.

Not only the headache, but the liver also hurts badly.

First he lifted a rock and smashed his own foot, and then he was pissed off by those old lunatics, and now this kind of thing happened again.

The liver really hurts.

The most depressing thing is that I vowed to catch the culprit, but now there is no clue of the culprit at all!

keep looking?

But it is possible, but those people from holy lands and first-class sects have been imprisoned for three days without complaining, which is already a great deal of face.

Do you want to continue to close the house?

I can't justify it!

So, what to do now? !

Just give up?

That's embarrassing.

continue? It doesn't work again...

"The method of derivation is actually blurred, and it is impossible to draw a conclusion. Which thief is it? It's so hateful!"

Huo Yuan was very troubled at the moment.

how precious...

In Huo Yuan's opinion, those three stone sculptures are not very valuable. Simply put, the symbolic meaning is greater than the actual meaning.

That is a decoration, a symbolic item.

But being taken away by someone, he didn't even fart, which doesn't make sense.

"That's all!"

a long time.

Huo Yuan said to himself depressedly: "If it's really not possible, just find a demon who deserves to kill a thousand knives and come out here, saying that he took away the stone carving and damaged it."

"In this way, at least face can be saved..."

After that, what if the three stone sculptures appeared again?

Let’s just say it’s an imitation made by someone else!

Anyway, I am the lord of the Sansheng City, even if it is genuine, as long as I say it is a fake, it is a fake...

"It can't be done, that's the only way to do it."

...

"latest news!"

Fatty Dan came back from the outside, with a smile on his fat and rippling face: "The thief caught it. It was an old devil's hand. Unfortunately, the stone carving has been damaged by him. Now the old devil is being tortured."

Qi Zixiao was taken aback for a moment: "(*▽*)."

catch... caught?

She looked at herself, almost suspecting that she had heard wrong.

"The Three Holy City has been unblocked, we can go."

Fatty Dan's next sentence made Qi Zixiao sure that he heard correctly.

But this is even stranger.

"So, the blame man?"

After pondering for a while, she understood: "This City Lord Huo...has some manipulation!"

"At least face is saved."

"I didn't expect to get such news before going to Earth. It's really..."

Qi Zixiao wanted to laugh a little.

Originally, she was still a little worried, if Huo Yuan was determined to investigate, and that guy would control her deity again in the next three days, maybe there would be some troubles.

The result now looks...

Huh.

The backers are out, so what's the trouble?

"It can be considered that I can go to the earth with peace of mind, and I don't know if Huaguo has completely recovered its spiritual energy?"

...

Come to Earth again.

Qi Zixiao was already familiar with the road, took out the happy water to drink, took out his mobile phone, and read Lin Fan's message.

"Hello, Zixiao."

At the beginning of the video, Lin Fan smiled and waved.

"Lingmi has appeared, it's a good thing."

"And Huaguo's aura has completely recovered."

"There are some problems in the South China Sea, but they have been resolved. At the same time, I hunted down a lot of beasts, and now the meat is frozen. You can go get some and eat them."

"Then, a 'Purple Bamboo Island' appeared in the South China Sea. I don't know where it came from. But there is a lotus platform on the island..."

"Don't go sit on that lotus platform!"

"Remember!"

"By the way, Xiaoran has already established her foundation, but what she practiced is a technique that popped up in her own mind. I think it should be good, so I didn't interfere."

"In addition, maybe in the next few days, people from the Residents' Happy Life Department will invite you to give a public class on cultivating immortals."

"I have all the courseware ready!"

"You can just follow the class when the time comes, but the only thing you can't forget is that when the class is over, you must, must, must let them write papers~!"

"Love you."

At the end of the video, this guy compared his heart.

Seeing Lin Zixiao, she couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Bah!"

"There's no type."

"However, in class..."

She pondered for a moment: "It should be the same as Zhou's big head... Uh, Elder Zhou's preaching is similar? Or, it's the same as when Master Su gave a lecture?"

"Should be fun, right?"

She is looking forward to it.

At the same time, he was also somewhat interested in what Lin Fan said about the lotus stand.

"That's all."

"If it's different from the past, you won't let me do anything, and I have to do something!"

"Unfortunately now..."

"Well, once we agree to work together for mutual benefit, I will not be able to do many things."

"In life, there are always gains and losses."

She sighed softly, feeling very sad.

...

imperial capital.

In a big meeting room.

"National Immortal Cultivation Course-Arrangement Conference for the First Public Immortal Cultivation Class in China" is being held in full swing...

The meeting was presided over by the third deputy minister of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life.

The principals of all 985 and 211 universities in the country are listed here, not only that, but also the principals of all national key middle schools are gathered here.

Elementary school... was no exception.

"Everyone."

The third deputy minister looked around at the crowd and spoke softly.

The entire conference room could immediately hear a pin drop.

"The meeting officially begins now!"

"Everyone knows that at present, our country has fully recovered spiritual energy, and the immortal cultivation courses that have been promised to the people have been gradually put on the agenda."

"After this, all our schools, as long as conditions permit, will gradually open up the cultivation courses, training courses, etc., and must be fully implemented within three years!"

"At the same time, we plan to include the Immortal Cultivation Course into the 'College Entrance Examination'. Of course, considering that not everyone is talented, the Cultivation Immortal College Entrance Examination is not required for everyone, but only for gifted students."

"For those without talent, we have also considered that you can choose some related elective courses, such as alchemy, refining, array, spells, etc. With the help of technology, even if you don't have the talent for cultivating immortals, you may not be unable to have a skill!"

"Not only that, most of our original majors will not be cancelled, and those who really don't have the talent for cultivating immortals and related interests can still study the majors they like as before..."

What the third deputy minister said was the final plan they had discussed with the think tank for a long time.

Everyone has seen the benefits of cultivating immortals.

Coupled with the fact that they are likely to face the threat of cultivating immortals now, naturally they can cultivate immortals if they can... Moreover, they don't think that there will be many people who are talented but refuse to cultivate immortals.

Therefore, cultivating immortals has become a 'compulsory course' for this type of people.

No talent?

It doesn't matter.

You can learn alchemy, weapon refining, formations, spells, etc., which are also very useful...

Just like old Chen Tou, didn't he figure out the way of coordinating technology and cultivating immortals before when he didn't enter Taoism?

Such as formations and spells.

Can high-tech lithography machines, precision industrial systems, etc. be combined with it?

This also requires people to study and implement.

Such as alchemy.

There are no alchemists on earth yet, but judging from the 'encyclopedia' given by Lin Fan, alchemy may also be able to prove something from a scientific point of view.

After that, ordinary people may not be unable to practice panacea by using technological means and the theory and knowledge of cultivating immortals!

These are the ways out...

Without the talent for cultivating immortals, you can still give yourself a decent future through hard work.

I really don't have talent, and I don't want to learn this?

Can!

For those ordinary majors in the past, if you choose one and study hard, you will always have no problem supporting your family in the future.

After all, it's impossible for all other professions to disappear once the Immortal Cultivation Class is opened, right?

impossible!

Even some wise men gave an analysis, that is, after a period of time, all walks of life will not only disappear, but may even go further!

For example, the "professional" of automobile design and manufacturing.

After there are more and more immortal cultivators, there will be no need for cars?

Definitely still want it!

After all, ordinary people can't disappear, can they?

Moreover, it is also possible that this profession will go one step further, providing more people with new employment opportunities and better prospects.

for example……

Flying car!

Although there is the theory of flying cars and so-called flying cars, they are simply too immature to be used at all.

However, if a certain student is very interested in cultivating immortals and cars, then he tries to thoroughly study the flying principle of the 'Flying Sword', and then use it on flying cars...

Then, a purely natural flying car is made without gasoline, or a flying sword that can fly without cultivation...

Isn't this new jobs, new prospects?

The Ministry of Residents' Happy Life is very clear.

The people's request is actually very simple, to live and work in peace and contentment, to get better and better, to see hope... nothing more.

Therefore, they have been researching related issues from the very beginning, and now they have basically researched them thoroughly.

...

Along with the explanation given by the third deputy minister, all the principals and meeting recorders present were frantically taking notes and recording videos.

"This first class on cultivating immortals should be a public class. Not only must many students be able to listen to it, but afterward, we also have to put it on the Internet!"

After talking about many arrangements, the third deputy minister finally talked about 'business'.

"Of course, this kind of public class is just one session. It will definitely not teach people how to cultivate immortals, but will talk more about some theories."

"But with that as the lecturer, therefore, it can't be ignored either."

"Next, everyone will express their opinions and discuss how and where we will hold this public class..."

...

boom!

As soon as the third deputy minister finished speaking, there was an uproar below.

The world's first immortal training class, and it's an open class, where is it held? !

As the principal, who wouldn't want such a good thing to happen to his own school? !

"cough!"

"Please listen to me~!"

Modu University stood up arrogantly, and smiled softly: "In my opinion, since it is an open class, and it is also an open class on cultivating immortals, it must be held on our university campus!"

"After all, public lectures are the specialty of our university."

"What's more, although we have never cultivated immortals, we can figure out how advanced the theory of immortal cultivation is with our toes. It is difficult for middle school and elementary school students to understand."

"Even if you teach this class in primary and secondary schools, it will be half the effort, not cost-effective, not wise~!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone immediately cheered.

After all, there are not a few university presidents here~

"Yeah!"

"This statement is justified!"

"It's not that we look down on middle school and primary school students, but that their knowledge and insight have not been sufficiently cultivated. The theory of cultivating immortals is too profound for them to understand!"

"Well, in my opinion, it's better to hold it at the university."

"..."

The principal of the primary and secondary school listened.

How can I say that? !

It just doesn't make sense!

"I disagree!"

A principal of a primary school took offense at the case, spit flying all over the place: "It's just nonsense, even if you haven't cultivated immortality, you should have read novels, right?"

"Whether it's a martial arts novel or a novel about cultivating immortals, it is written that one should start with a baby!"

"College student? I'm too old, and my bones are already fixed. I just started cultivating immortals at this time. It's hard to achieve any great achievements!"

"It's better to have this first class in our elementary school~!"

The principals, who were originally polite and polite, started arguing directly at this moment.

With a blushing face and a thick neck, no one is willing to step back.