What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

others sit on it...

If it's a woman, maybe it's okay, after all, she might have really tried that feeling.

average man?

After sitting on it, it might be over after a while, after all, it wasn't really being hit by that, it's just that the aura was pouring in, which was a bit strange.

But myself...

What's so special is that every three days, she has to wear clothes with her own saint.

In case they meet later, they will have to wear each other.

Just remembering the feeling of this day again...

Mom! ! !

Everyone is going crazy!

He directly stated that he would never sit down again, and at the same time, walked away sullenly.

Seeing this, Old Chen and Zhou Xiaoran couldn't figure out why Lin Fan reacted so strongly, but they could only follow quickly...

Do a search.

It turned out nothing else was found.

It seems that in the entire extraordinary 'Purple Bamboo Island', only this lotus platform is different.

This made Lin Fan's face darken.

"Although I don't know who originally owned this island, but now it seems that he really moved at the beginning?"

"After moving, I left Liantai behind..."

"So, does that guy despise this lotus stand?"

Old Chen rubbed his chin and said speechlessly, "I think what you said is quite right."

"Think about it, if there is no special hobby, who would make such a thing?"

"Maybe after he got it out, he regretted it, so when he moved, he didn't bring it because he hated it?"

"Probably."

Zhou Xiaoran thought so, and nodded repeatedly.

...

Qiu!

At this moment, in an endless distance away, on a planet covered with purple bamboos, a Taoist nun in purple robe who was in retreat suddenly sneezed.

And it's one after another.

"Aqiu, Aqiu, Aqiu!!!"

After she woke up, her face was full of surprise: "I have been in seclusion for many years, and I don't have any enemies. Who else would scold me at this moment?"

"It's weird, it's really weird."

Puzzled, she pinched her fingers and calculated.

Then……

(ω).

"cough."

She blushed slightly, and then quickly returned to normal.

"Although it feels weird, at least it's useful."

"At the beginning, in order to defeat the enemy, I had to do everything I could, but now..."

well!

She sighed softly.

Touching the lotus platform under him, after all, he still didn't feel that way, so he couldn't help but feel relieved.

"Thinking back now, I still have lingering fears..."

...

The three of Lin Fan had already left Zizhu Island.

Old Chen shook his head for a while: "What about this place?"

"Leave it alone."

Lin Fan said speechlessly: "We have searched inside and out, and there is nothing else except that unlucky lotus stand."

"And there is a formation, and the key is also in our hands."

"As far as the strength of the formation is concerned, I reckon that unless mushroom eggs are used or something, it will definitely not work."

"So don't worry about it."

"Even if there is something that hasn't grown, we can wait slowly and wait for a while to see if there is any change."

This trip... was a waste of time. Of course, in terms of benefits, there are actually some benefits, at least for cultivation, but the spiritual energy is too thin at present, so it doesn't have much effect on Lin Fan.

But……

Afterwards, the aura becomes stronger and stronger, and it will be useful.

But so what? !

Absolutely not!

...

"Then what if there is no one?" Old Chen asked back.

"If not..." Lin Fan suddenly grinned, "I'll tie up my dearest Teacher Chen and put it on the lotus platform, how about helping you practice?"

"You traitor!"

Old Chen's scalp suddenly went numb...

...

Get back inside the shield.

The war has gradually ceased.

After all, with the passage of time, the sea water has gradually receded. Although the beast has no brains, it still has instincts after all.

They don't run ashore for no reason.

At this moment, Liu Gang and his men are chopping up the beast meat, and those big pots are also full of beast meat, which is being cooked on a high fire.

At the same time, there is still a lot of meat that has been cooked and served, and many people are holding a large piece of meat, and they are feasting on it.

There are also many refrigerated trucks coming from who knows where, and they are loading beast meat...

At the same time, most of Professor Li and a group of people were bleeding from the seven orifices, which looked extremely frightening.

"Old Li?!"

Old Chen Tou and Professor Li knew each other. When he landed, he was shocked when he saw this situation: "What's wrong with you?"

"poisoned?!"

"...We are fine." Professor Li was a little embarrassed: "It's nothing."

"Are you okay?"

Old Chen stared, one head and two big.

Who are these people?

The seven orifices are bleeding!

The blood in the nose is still spraying out, is it all right?

He scolded: "You motherfucker, you don't need makeup to play a ghost now, okay? Is it okay?"

"..."

Professor Li was even more embarrassed.

"They are..."

Zhou Xiaoran cast a glance, and her intuition made her understand everything: "I'm on fire."

"In other words, eating too much beast meat will make you feel weak."

Old Chen was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help complaining: "You guys are a little bit on the 'fire', you're bleeding from your holes!"

"So how much did you eat?"

"...not much."

Seeing that he couldn't hide it any longer, Professor Li sighed, "We saw Captain Liu eating and eating, and he was able to fly all over the sky. It is said that he has broken through to Foundation Establishment."

"I'm jealous!"

"Who doesn't want to fly?"

"So I ate a few more bites, who knows if I will get angry?"

"Then you don't know how to wipe it off?" Old Chen said with a look of disgust, "It looks so scary."

Professor Li glanced at him unrequitedly: "If you wipe it off, it will still bleed...let it bleed, bleed, bleed, it will be fine after a while."

"The emptiness cannot be replenished, the emptiness cannot be replenished!"

"well."

Professor Li sighed, shook his head, and walked aside.

Old Chen was left dumbfounded.

Lin Fan was not surprised by this battle.

Strictly speaking, Professor Li and his group have not entered the Tao, at least most of them have not entered the Tao, that is, ordinary people who have absorbed a little spiritual energy.

Isn't this still an ordinary person?

Ordinary people, if they eat too much beast meat, don't they have to bleed?

Ordinary people might get nosebleeds from eating soft-shelled turtles, let alone eating beast meat? There is nothing wrong with mending until the seven orifices bleed...

If you have entered the Tao, and your cultivation base is good, and the food you eat is more 'advanced', then it's not that the seven orifices are bleeding, but that all the seven orifices are spraying 'Xiaguang'.

It's just that Professor Li and his party were bleeding from all seven orifices. They looked more terrifying than ghosts in horror movies, yet they looked calm and unlovable. It was indeed a bit funny.

...

Seeing Lin Fan, Liu Gang threw the sharp knife in his hand, approached him, and said respectfully, "Mr. Lin."

"Well, do you have arrangements here?"

Lin Fan asked casually.

"We're going to share some of the beast meat. In addition, freeze and send some of it to the imperial capital. Of course, most of it will be distributed by you, Mr. Lin."

Liu Gang's response surprised Old Chen, but Lin Fan felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Today's tsunami...

Unknowingly, it became my own 'show place'.

They will only value themselves more, plus it is cooperation, not affiliation, and most of the beasts are hunted and killed by themselves.

Therefore, letting yourself allocate is actually the most correct choice.

He will neither offend himself, nor appear to be too ignorant of the 'rules'.

"Then help me freeze it."

When Lin Fan opened his mouth, Liu Gang didn't have any surprises, and immediately nodded in agreement: "Okay, I will arrange it immediately."

This thing...

Really have to freeze.

Although compared to ordinary meat, the shelf life of beast meat is much longer, but after all, it is only the lowest grade of beast, and it will go bad after ten days and half a month.

Wouldn't it be a pity not to freeze it?

As for Lin Fan's use of so much meat...

Of course it is to eat!

Even if I can't finish it myself, can't I still give some to the people around me and my parents?

If it doesn't work, it's also very good to use it as fertilizer to raise elixir.

"You guys have frozen the beast meat, get me a warehouse, put it in and tell me, I'll take it when I need it."

"Now it's the problem here."

Lin Fan looked at the defensive cover and said softly: "Although this wave of offensive has retreated for the time being, there will be some crazy beasts rushing out of the sea if it is not in order, so the formation cannot be withdrawn. guard."

"This is of course no problem."

Liu Gang responded: "I will do so and report to the ministers truthfully."

"Well, that's right."

Lin Fan nodded, and said again: "Don't live within a hundred miles, find a place to resettle, although it will cost some money, but it's really 100% safe here."

"this……"

Liu Gang hesitated: "I need to report and wait for the ministers' decision."

"I'm just proposing."

Lin Fan smiled: "Whether you do it or not is up to you, you just report."

This arrangement is really not Lin Fan's alarmist talk, although generally speaking, the beasts in the ocean don't like to jump on land to play.

But there are always exceptions.

Fortunately, in the early stage, with the protection of the formation and the Residents' Happy Life Department, there should be nothing that can break in and kill.

But the more time passed, the more 'big bosses' among the beasts.

There might be a bloody battle, and it's really not suitable for people to live in the coastal area.

But as he said, he was just a suggestion, as for whether the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life would listen...he didn't want to care about it.

After a brief exchange, Lin Fan took Old Chen Tou and Zhou Xiaoran soaring into the sky and headed towards City C.

Without any hesitation, Liu Gang reported the matter to the headquarters immediately.

...

"The coastline near the South China Sea is no longer inhabited..."

The second deputy minister frowned deeply: "This is a big move and requires a lot of money."

"Not only that."

The third deputy minister shook his head and said: "It's only the South China Sea at present, but I always feel that we can't just revive Huaguo's aura forever. ?”

"It will be a big problem if we have to relocate all of them. There are also Hainan and other places..."

"I have to move too!"

The minister directly agreed, and said: "Since you have decided to pursue the immortal way, you can't give up halfway."

"And so far, we have gradually felt the benefits of cultivating immortals, haven't we?"

"Money, we have it!"

"We also have land."

"In that case, why hesitate?"

"Show your hands and vote."

Soon, everyone raised their hands in agreement.

But at this moment, the minister said again: "But on Zizhu Island, I'm not sure."

"Will you send someone there?"

All the ministers showed hesitation.

Through the satellite, everyone saw the existence of Zizhu Island, and Lin Fan and the others had already been there...

So what should we do now?

"Lin Fan didn't say anything, and it's not easy for us, Seventh, can you ask?"

"Then let me ask."

The Seventh Deputy Minister called to inquire.

Soon, get an answer.

"What he means is...as we like, but our people shouldn't be able to get in."

"..."

The ministers were speechless.

okay.

Still thinking about how to deal with it, but I can't even get in?

"Send someone there, pay attention to safety, even if you can't get in, it's still our country's territory, and it must be recorded after all."

"Go and see."

In the end, they made such a decision.

...

"Pity."

The capitalist income guarantee union, Bob suddenly patted his thigh, extremely annoyed.

"President, what's the pity?"

"We even forgot to steal the house!!!"

Bob said depressedly: "Just now, Lin Fan wasn't at his residence, but as far as we know, he seems to be living alone!"

"Not only that, most of the people from the Qingshan Town Branch of the Residents' Happy Life Department have also gone to reinforce. Just now when Lin Fan's residence was undefended, we even forgot to send someone to steal the house!!!"

"Isn't that a pity?"

When everyone heard the words, they all reacted and looked at each other without saying a word.

What a pity!

What a steal opportunity! !

In the end, it was missed, and Lin Fan had rushed back at this moment. Although they couldn't see it, the birdman's live broadcast ended because he lost Lin Fan...

But everyone knows that they must have gone back, so the great opportunity to steal a home has been missed.

"never mind."

In desperation, Bob frowned, and his white circles looked a little displeased: "Now is the time to discuss the issue of Zizhu Island!"

"This place must be unusual, you have to send someone to take a look!"

"But President, the South China Sea is very dangerous now..."

"That has to go too!"

"Send our most advanced nuclear submarine to find out what secrets are on that Zizhu Island."

"Compared to the mainland of China, Zizhu Island is undoubtedly easier for us!"

"..., yes, President."

"In addition, what is the progress of recovering the corpse of the immortal cultivator?"

"Atmospheric entry is expected to begin tomorrow morning."

"good!!!"

Bob let out a sigh of relief...

"Finally, finally there is good news."

...

evening.

Lin Fan received the news that his exclusive 'frozen goods warehouse' has been completed, and it is in Qingshan Town.

For this reason, the Residents' Happy Life Department called many refrigerated trucks to continuously transport the corpses of those fierce beasts, but it took time.

At the same time, in the news broadcast, the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life also announced some relevant details.

For example, tsunami, fierce beasts, etc., and announced that the hundreds of miles of coastline, islands in the sea, etc. will no longer be inhabited, and the original residents will be relocated to inland areas with 100% subsidies from the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life...

At the same time, the relevant area was taken over by members of the combat group of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life.

Of course, it's not compulsory, if you don't want to move out of your hometown, you can stay. However...the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life clearly stated that if they do not obey the arrangement, they will not be able to guarantee safety.

As soon as the news came out, it naturally caused an uproar.

The various news and live broadcasts from last night to early this morning have left countless netizens horrified and inexplicable, and now it is accompanied by the announcement of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life, especially that there will be no more people living in Baili, otherwise safety will not be guaranteed...

This casts a shadow over many people's minds.

"My God, there is no guarantee of safety? Is the beast so powerful?"

"In fact, safety can still be guaranteed, right? According to what they mean, the relevant area will become a 'combat area', which can be regarded as the front line of fighting against beasts. If you stay in the combat area by yourself, who can guarantee it?" Safety?"

"But even so, there are many people who don't want to move out of their hometown, right?"

"At times like this, it's better to move, after all, no one wants to die!"

"Well, if it were me, I would definitely move. My dog's life is important, and the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life will subsidize 100%. What are you afraid of?"

"Hey, I'm worried now that our living area will shrink further..."

"..."

Many netizens expressed their concern.

However, there is really nothing wrong with the approach of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life.

They didn't hide it, but made everything clear.

It would be dangerous for you to stay, plus there were a large number of viewers in Kang Chu's live broadcast room at ten o'clock in the morning, and everyone knew how powerful and terrifying the beast was.

In addition, moving is 100% subsidized by the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life...

Knowing that there is danger and being 100% subsidized by others, why not leave?

Either that is a deep love for one's hometown, or it is a way of death.

...

Lin Fan took a quick look at people's comments and found that there were no particularly extreme comments, so he turned off his mobile phone and continued to think about giving the students the "Cultivation of Immortals" in the future.

...

Cultivation world, Three Holy City.

Qi Zixiao himself returns.

The avatar immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "This deity."

"Um……"

Qi Zixiao also smiled, and at the same time, started memory synchronization.

Then……

She was dumbfounded.

"You, you... No, it was me who was with that guy????"

In my memory, the two shared the same bed, and the guy even pinched his own...

The memory synchronization between the deity and the avatar is not like watching a 3D movie, but making the memory of the two people exactly the same.

In other words, in Qi Zixiao's memory, it wasn't Lin Fan who slept with the avatar at all, but with himself!

She has experienced all the experiences of incarnation herself!

Goosebumps instantly covered his whole body, Qi Zixiao gritted his teeth, and couldn't help cursing angrily: "That dog thief!"

What a loss!

Drunk, pinched by that guy... don't say it.

That guy is still holding the avatar's hand, pinching the deity? ? ? ?