What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"You let me post it and I will post it?"

Fatty Dan is no longer the Fatty Dan.

After being 'taught' by Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao in turn, he became more 'witty' and 'intelligent' than before.

"I am one of the top ten disciples of the Zifu, how can I be yelled at by you?"

"You are guilty!"

Qiu Mobai spoke coldly.

"joke!"

Fatty Dan sneered: "Because of your empty words, do I have to swear an oath to heaven?"

"Then I said you deceived your master and destroyed your ancestors, do you also want to make an oath to prove your innocence?!"

"Have you ever had any evidence?"

"..."

"No, right? That's slander?!"

"What's more, if I really swear the oath of heaven, what should you do?"

"Do you want to kneel and kowtow to plead guilty?!"

"I……"

Qiu Mobai opened his mouth, his face livid: "I, Qiu Mobai, hereby make an oath to heaven!"

Boom!

Above the sky, thunder suddenly rolled.

"As long as you, Dan Chengzi, didn't swear the heavenly oath, stating that you didn't collude with evil spirits and heretics to frame me, I will never trouble you again and apologize in public!"

"If you violate this oath, your body and spirit will be destroyed, and the heaven and earth will punish you!"

hum!

A symbol descended from the sky, fell into Qiu Mobai's body, and disappeared quickly.

hiss……

At this moment, many people were shocked.

No one expected that Jianzi Qiu Mobai would suddenly swear an oath to heaven, and at the same time, they also believed in Qiu Mobai.

If there is no such thing, how could he make fun of the oath of heaven? ? ?

It’s fine if ordinary people have never entered Taoism and cultivated immortality, but for those who enter Taoism, they can’t take the oath of heaven!

Because this is definitely not a joke, once the oath is broken, under the influence of the heavenly way, it will cool down in minutes!

"It's your turn!"

After making the oath of heaven, Qiu Mobai looked at Dan Chengzi: "Even though you are one of the top ten disciples of the Zifu Holy Land, as a swordsman, I, Qiu Mobai, will not be inferior to you!"

"I first swore the oath of heaven, which is already sincere. If you still make excuses, then it must be because you dare not make the oath, and you have ghosts in your heart!"

"Get ready to apologize."

Fatty Dan felt happy.

Was he afraid to swear?

Really not afraid!

It's not that you are not afraid of the way of heaven, but... what are you afraid of with such an oath? ! The reason why I didn't post it at the beginning is that how could the disciples of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion be oppressed by others at will, so that they can swear by swearing?

two is……

What I was waiting for was Qiu Mobai's words!

"I, Dan Chengzi, hereby swear the oath of heaven!" Dan Chengzi said quietly.

Rumble!

Above the sky, thunder rolled again, as if the Dao of Heaven was responding.

"If I have colluded with evil spirits and heretics to trap Qiu Mobai, thunder will fall from the sky, and I will die until my body and spirit are destroyed, and I will never be reborn!"

What? ! This guy actually dared to swear the oath of heaven? !

Qiu Mobai's complexion changed, and he couldn't believe it.

The mysterious symbol of the Dao of Heaven fell down and merged into Fatty Dan's body.

Then……

Nothing happened!

...

"how so?"

"It's alright!"

"It seems that Dan Chengzi has never colluded with evil spirits and heretics to harm his opponent. In this way, he is Jianzi..."

"I really didn't expect that Tangtang Jianzi would..."

...

In the ears, there was a slight communication sound, and Qiu Mobai almost vomited blood.

He was puzzled at first, but soon understood!

There is something wrong with Dan Chengzi's oath of heaven!

Why do I say evil heretics? It's because I was embarrassed by my face at the beginning, so it's hard to say that I was raped by Lin Fan, so I fooled Elder Seventeen of Jianjian!

Then... a lot of people heard it, and now, Qiu Mobai can't change his words, so he can only say that Dan Chengzi colluded with evil spirits and heretics when he came to make trouble.

In Dan Chengzi's oath, he also said that he did not collude with evil spirits and heretics.

But the problem is, Lin Fan is an ordinary monk, not an evil heretic!

Although it was tricked a bit, it was far from the level of the devil and the evil way. Therefore, Fatty Dan's oath of heaven naturally had no effect.

At this moment, Qiu Mobai knew that he was cheated!

He was absolutely convinced that if the fat man's oath was 'If I colluded with others to harm Qiu Mobai'...

Then, the current Dan Chengzi must have been smashed into scum by lightning, not even scum left.

However, there is no if!

The most terrible thing is that he also made a vow of heaven.

The content of the oath is that as long as Fatty Dan swears by this, I will never trouble him again because of this matter, and I have to apologize in public, otherwise? ? ?

The body and spirit are all destroyed, and the heaven and the earth will kill it together...

That is.

Now I clearly know that Dan Chengzi is playing tricks, and I know that 99% of the time it is this fat man and Lin Fan who have teamed up to deceive me...

But I can't trouble this fat man anymore.

Unless you want to destroy both body and spirit.

otherwise?

Then I can only let it go, and never trouble Dan Fatty again, and even apologize in public!

what's the matter? !

Qiu Mobai's complexion was as gloomy as water, and his heart was as disturbed as hemp!

Those small communication sounds beside his ears were extremely harsh at the moment, but he had nothing to do...

"It seems……"

Finally, Qiu Mobai opened his mouth with a ferocious expression.

"I made a mistake!"

"Fellow Daoist Dan Chengzi, I'm sorry."

The voice did not fall.

Qiu Mobai turned around and left...

"Sword."

"grown ups?"

Seeing this, a group of Sword God Sect disciples were stunned but didn't know what to say, so they chased after him.

...

boom.

Around, the discussions of many melon-eating monks broke out in an instant.

"Hey, this is a mess."

"Jianzi has lost face this time."

"I don't even have the face to stay here anymore, so I just left?"

...

Fatty Dan grinned: "It's done!"

"Continue to set up a stall."

Qi Zixiao smiled lightly and shook his head.

The hearts of the two are like mirrors.

Qiu Mobai What is this called? Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness!

There is no evidence, but he came to make trouble in a hurry, and then thought about forcing Dan Chengzi to admit it with the oath of heaven.

But who would have thought that he would pull out some evil heresy himself, allowing Fatty Dan to easily avoid the point of this oath...

Who can blame?

Qi Zixiao communicated with the fairy machine with his spiritual sense, and sent a message to Lin Fan.

...

"..."

After reading Qi Zixiao's news, Lin Fan was immediately happy.

"Hey? Is it so fun?"

"Your Highness, you know me... oh."

"There is also Jianzi, tsk, it's quite pitiful, but in the future, he should find a way to trouble me, right?"

"When I'm desperate, I should still find my elders to stop me."

"em..."

"Just to be on the safe side, it's better to join her after our saintess closes the stall. They can't force their way into our saintess' residence, right?"

After communicating with Qi Zixiao, the latter quickly agreed.

In fact, there is nothing to shy away from.

Don't they just live together?

Haven't lived or what?

It was night, after Lin Fan asked Sister Ah Wu to help block the probe of his spiritual sense, he joined Qi Zixiao.

"Tomorrow we will cross again."

After laying down the soundproof barrier, Qi Zixiao whispered.

"That's right." Lin Fan shrugged, "I really miss you."

"I'm very willing."

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes.

"Ruthless~"

Lin Fan curled his lips: "But having said that, when you come back, you have to be careful, although the sword should not threaten you, but be careful."

"Of course I know this!"

Qi Zixiao raised his chin: "My real self is much more reliable than you, and my ability to cause trouble is far inferior to yours, so it is naturally safe."

"...You said that!"

"By the way, do you sleep on the bed or on the floor at night? Or... I'm at a disadvantage, let's squeeze together?"

This guy grinned.

"roll!"

After a fight, Sister A Wu suddenly appeared by herself.

"Miss A Wu?"

Qi Zixiao's face turned red, and he kicked Lin Fan's calf at the same time.

"cough."

Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Sister Ah Wu found something?"

"Something is wrong!"

"Um?"

The two stopped fighting immediately, and asked seriously: "What's wrong?"

Sister A Wu seemed to be in deep thought: "I can't say exactly why, but this grand gathering of Tianjiao, Beidou disciples, always gives me a strange feeling."

"When I sensed it carefully, it seemed that there was no problem, but that faint sense of strangeness always existed."

"Beidou Holy Land disciples... are you a little strange?"

The two looked at each other.

"In short, if you meet Beidou disciples, you should be more cautious."

"Understood, Sister Awu, thank you for reminding me."

The two nodded solemnly and kept this matter in mind at the same time.

...

The next day, early morning.

Lin Fan returns to Earth...

The abundant power in his body instantly made him narrow his eyes comfortably.

"Ah, cool~!"

"This feeling is really comfortable, our saint helped us upgrade again?!"

The true energy in his body was several times stronger than before, and it was difficult for Lin Fan to ignore it, but under his inner inspection, he immediately discovered the reason in his body.

Then……

Confused.

"Gah?!"

This fellow involuntarily let out a duck-like cry, extremely astonished: "My Nascent Soul...why does it look like our saint?!"

If it weren't for the little brother and the flat chest on his chest, this guy would even think it was Qi Zixiao's fault, not his own!

So here comes the problem!

This Nascent Soul...

what's going on? !

Haven't you heard that Nascent Soul can look like someone else's? !

"etc."

"It seems that others are wrong. Our saint helped us break through. At that time, we were actually her, and she was us???"

"If you say that, it doesn't seem wrong to look a little like her."

"But this..."

"..."

Small entanglements filled my heart.

"Besides, why is this Nascent Soul looking so arrogant?!"

This guy bared his teeth.

Proud!

It's Tsundere!

The Nascent Soul in the body not only looks like Qi Zixiao, but also has a somewhat arrogant expression, which can make Lin Fan dumbfounded.

"Yes, let's see if our saintess has any explanation."

Click on the video message.

Lin Zixiao appeared on the screen, resting his chin on one hand, but looking away, analyzing from the perspective... It seems that he is watching TV and recording a video at the same time.

"The core of the formation is the spirit crystal, which is of amazing value. After absorbing it, I will break through your body to the initial stage of the Nascent Soul."

"The coffin has been smelted, and next time I come here, I will bring the method of refining it to refine it again."

"As for Nascent Soul..."