What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Then... let me try?" Fatty Dan still hesitated.

"Try, must try!"

At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining, Shen Suanzi, Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming all nodded.

At the same time, they really want to see if the drug can be sold? Especially with such an exaggerated selling method...

"Forehead……"

Seeing everyone's unanimous agreement, especially Lin Fan's encouraging expression, Fatty Dan stopped hesitating and took a deep breath.

"Selling medicine!!"

This guy blesses his voice with real energy, and the voice can be heard very far away, and it can be heard clearly for thousands of miles.

"I am the number one alchemist of the younger generation!"

"The chief disciple of the alchemy room in the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, Xiaodan Shengdan Chengzi, couldn't bear to see the wounded fellow Taoists in groups, so he took out his treasured medicine and sold it at a low price, hoping to relieve the pain of fellow Taoists. "

"For those who haven't been injured, if they urgently need to restore their true essence, I, Dan Chengzi, also have some Huiyuan pills for sale..."

"Not only that!"

The guy paused.

In the next second, there was a burst of outrageous peddlers, causing many monks who were listening with pricked up ears to stumble and almost scold their mothers.

"I have all kinds of elixirs here, covering all kinds of diseases!"

"Whether fellow Taoists suffer from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, back pain and leg cramps, or insomnia, dreaminess and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."

"Whether fellow Taoists have frequent urination, urgent urination, or X dysfunction..."

"I've been passing by, don't miss it!"

"After passing through this village, there is no such shop!"

"A time-honored brand with real materials, fair price, and guaranteed after-sales service!"

"Come and buy..."

...

The shocking cries continued one after another, and Fatty Dan also put in a lot of effort.

But he was working hard, but the others were squinting, and they all wanted to scold their mothers.

What the hell is this? !

I don't know how many people just feel that their brains hurt...

Kidney deficiency? ? ? ?

You have a weak kidney!

Still frequent urination, urgency and incontinence? are you crazy!

Even the fucking dysfunction is coming?

A lot of words, in fact, a lot of monks can't understand, but can't you guess if you don't understand? After guessing... who can stay calm? !

At the same time, many people expressed disdain.

"The number one alchemist of the younger generation?!"

"This fat man is really shameless!"

"So what if he is the chief disciple of the Zifu alchemy room? Do you regard the young alchemists in the world as worthless?!"

"Hmph, that means I don't know how to make alchemy, otherwise, I must let him know why the flowers are so bright red!"

Many people are muttering.

but……

No one really dared to come forward and smash the scene.

Everyone has made it clear that the chariots and horses are the chief disciples of the Zifu alchemy room, and the special effects and the alchemy furnace are all special effects fully activated~~~

Ordinary people, who dares to mess up the scene?

Even if you are a disciple of the Holy Land, you must give face.

Then……

A monk who was seriously injured but won the victory, but couldn't heal in the afternoon even if he consumed all his elixirs, couldn't help approaching Fatty Dan's booth.

"Maybe there is a elixir that can make me recover before the fight starts in the afternoon?"

"Hey!"

As soon as Fatty Dan saw the guests, he immediately smiled, and then let out a slap, and said, "Fellow Daoist, you have lost a leg and half a lung. If you don't want to heal your wounds quickly, I don't want to participate in the competition this afternoon." fight!"

"But you are lucky to meet me, Dan Chengzi!"

"This bottle of Xueguo Minghui Pill can just heal your physical injuries quickly, and only 80,000 spirit stones are needed..."

"Eighty thousand? So expensive?"

The other party was surprised.

"Is this still expensive?"

Dan Chengzi connected: "Daoist friend, you don't know, the pills made by me, Dan Chengzi, are more than twice as effective as those made by ordinary alchemists!"

"Not only that, if you fly to other cities to buy pills and then fly back, how much time will it take? If the injury is still not healed before the competition starts, it will be troublesome!"

"Eighty thousand spirit stones, you can't buy them to lose money, you can't buy them to be fooled!"

"80,000, only 80,000! You are 100% sure that you will be able to meet the enemy in full strength this afternoon, do you still think it is expensive?"

"It seems... not expensive?" The other party was almost fainted by Fatty Dan.

"The answer is correct, but it is not expensive. What can be more important than 100% certainty?! Give it to Lingshi!!!"

other side:"……"

In the next second, 80,000 spirit stones were given out, and he took the pill and flew away.

Fatty Dan suddenly smiled brightly, the corners of his mouth were almost cracked to the back of his ears.

If this bottle of medicine was in the sect... it would be worth 10,000 spirit stones at most~!

Not only that, when someone made a deal, they all discovered that many monks were rushing towards Dan Chengzi's stall.

"You got rich!!!"

The divine fortune teller's eyes were red, and he didn't know whether it was the red eyes of envy, or the sequelae of sharp eyes. Then, he looked at Lin Fan: "Hehe fellow daoist, why don't you think of some similar selling words for me?"

"It's easy to say, easy to say."

Lin Fan grinned.

A few minutes later.

Fatty Dan's business is booming.

Not to be outdone, the divine fortune teller said loudly, "I, Fang Wu, the divine fortune teller of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, is the successor of Old Man Tianji and the inheritor of the Heaven and Earth Diffraction Technique!"

"Today, I occasionally feel that this place is destined for me, so I will open an altar here to deduce the secret!"

As soon as these two sentences came out, many people were moved immediately.

But immediately after, the words in the mouth of the divine operator suddenly changed...

"Have you ever heard that not long ago, I made a divination for the contemporary Buddha?! I said that he has a bloody disaster, and he has a bloody disaster!"

"As the saying goes, one is fate, two is luck, three is geomantic omen, four is accumulation of yin virtue, and five is immortal cultivation!"

"Fate is determined from birth, and luck is enough to affect a person's fate. Fengshui... can also change fate against the sky. This yin virtue is also called merit. As for cultivating immortals... I don't need to say more Bar?!"

"And from this sentence, it can be seen that if we are cultivators who only know how to bury our heads in hard cultivation, we will definitely suffer a loss!"

"Only..."

This is the slogan Lin Fan designed for this product.

How to make people come to fortune-telling and still believe in it?

You must first show your name and tell others how powerful you are, is there anything wrong with you?

And after that?

Then just fool around! ! !

They foolishly believed it, and the business came naturally.

Do these people believe it?

When there are many people, there will naturally be those who believe, and those who believe, will naturally come to the door, and some will come to the door. With the "craftsmanship" of the fortune teller, what is the name if you can't figure it out? !

...

"One fate, two luck, three feng shui..."

"Four Accumulations of Yin Virtue and Five Cultivation of Immortals?"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"It must be. The fortune teller has long been famous. After all, he is a disciple of the old man Tianji, and he has also inherited the Heaven and Earth Diffraction Technique!"

"More than that? I also went to my trip to the Tomb of the Thousand Demons in the Eastern Wasteland before. He did calculate that the Buddha's son was a bloody plague, and it was accurate!"

"Hey, isn't Buddha also proficient in numerology? In this way, this fortune teller is even more powerful than Buddha!"

"But why does he look like the great monk of the evil sect?"

During the exchange, many people began to come forward and ask the fortune teller for fortune-telling.

The fortune teller is also unambiguous, we have to charge money for fortune telling!

And it's not cheap!

Can it be cheaper?

Our piercing eyes are almost on fire! Just waiting for your money, find Fatty Dan to buy more medicine, and then continue to practice.

Such a great opportunity, how can you not make a fortune?

Must earn ah ~!

...

"How about I help you too?"

The business of Dan Chengzi and Shen Suanzi was booming, but Fan Jianqiang hadn't opened his mouth yet, and there was no business for the time being, so Lin Fan couldn't help coming over.

"...Are you charged?"

Fan Qiangqiang's 'honest' question was like an out-and-out farmer. If you don't know this guy, you will be deceived by his expression at the moment.

"free."

Lin Fan grinned.

"Then you can help me with a few words..."

Those 'slogans' and 'speaking skills' that Lin Fan was thinking about?

It's spicy ears!

But as long as it works, if you can make money, who cares if it's hot or not? !

"You are actually very simple."

Lin Fan shook his head and said something that made Fan Jianqiang a little confused: "Just hang five words."

"ah?"

"Do you have the kind of bar where the alcohol is so strong that even immortal cultivators can't handle it and get drunk?"

"have."

Fan Jianqiang nodded and said, "Second senior brother is addicted to alcohol and likes to be drunk, so he hit me... well, he begged me for a long time, and asked me to help him practice a kind of 'immortal drunk'."

"This wine has no use other than getting drunk once you drink it. Even the master can't resist a small pot, and you will get drunk immediately."

"That's it!"

Lin Fan clapped his hands: "Hang up a sign and write five words."

"Three bowls dare not fly!"

"If someone asks you what you mean, you can say, after drinking your wine, no one can still get drunk after drinking three bowls, take off!"

Three bowls don't dare to fly = three bowls don't fly.

This is Lin Fan's thinking!

The people here are all monks, and everyone has a sense of "pride". Even if not everyone has the idea of ​​"I am the number one in the world, and everyone else is rubbish", they will never look down on themselves. That's it.

How could such a person admit defeat so easily?

Even if Wu Song is an ordinary person, he would drink many bowls in a row in anger after seeing three bowls, let alone a cultivator?

Fan Jianqiang hangs up the signboard in doubt...

Among the monks waiting in line for fortune-telling, someone saw it and couldn't help asking curiously.

But when Fan Jianqiang explained according to Lin Fan's meaning, the other party was not happy.

"Hey?!"

"It's just a small wine stall, how dare you put up such an arrogant slogan, you will be drunk after three bowls, and you dare not fly?"

"Give me thirty bowls!"

"Today, I will let you know what is Dionysus!"

"My wine is not cheap..." Fan Jianqiang was happy in his heart, but on the surface he was still very 'honest'.

Seeing this, the other party was even more disdainful: "Can't I afford the Lingshi? Serve the wine!!!!"

Many people also gathered together to watch the fun. Then……

Thirty bowls?

Just the second bowl.

"belch!"

The drinker hiccupped, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground...