What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Holy Maiden: If you use a sliding shovel, won’t it be cold?

The barrage passed by.

The hundreds of thousands of disciples who were watching the live broadcast were stunned, and then started to discuss frantically.

"Slid...slider? What's that?"

"Sounds reasonable."

"Nonsense, this is the guidance of Her Majesty the Holy Maiden."

...

Inside the Zifu palace, the corners of the mouths of Mo Daolin and the other four big bosses twitched endlessly.

"Zi Xiao really... can't hold her breath." Su Muxue couldn't laugh or cry: "But what she said is indeed true."

Real Zizhu's eyelids twitched, but he really couldn't refute.

Because what Qi Zixiao said is indeed very reasonable. In this case, if you don't hit the opponent's weak point, that is, the weakness, what else is there to hit?

But why did he make a sound at this time?

He was quite satisfied with Li Fu at first, but now he feels stupid no matter what he thinks.

Such a simple truth, even if you have too little actual combat, you shouldn’t be unable to think of it!

Qi Zixiao is different, doesn't he have much actual combat?

...

After seeing Lin Fan's barrage, Shengzi couldn't help but chuckled.

"Qi Zixiao, after all, you are still too anxious, in such a state of mind..."

"This time, it's not even time for you to speak."

"As for Li Fu, he only wants to fight head-to-head. Although he can indeed show his tyranny and earn a lot of attention, but he can't win the opponent, but he still doesn't change the way of fighting. It's just a foolish and foolish act."

...

Dionysus Peak.

Jiuwuyimai all blinked, some didn't know what to say.

Only Fan Qiangqiang laughed loudly: "The saint is really interesting, it's in my heart, this Li Fu doesn't know how to play at all!"

...

The sacred land of Yaochi.

Lu Yao showed a bright smile.

"Sister Zixiao is indeed very capable, she can tell the truth!"

"When I face such a difficult beast in the future, remember..."

"Remember to slide the shovel?" A Yaochi disciple couldn't help but smile and said.

Lu Yao shook her head and said, "No, no, it's not that you must remember the sliding shovel. The so-called sliding shovel is just a joke made by sister Zixiao."

"If you really remember this, then you will be blaspheming and contemptuous of the Saintess of the Purple Mansion."

"What we should really remember is that when encountering such a difficult beast, we should not fight hard and fight hard! Instead, we must find the opponent's weakness, and we will be defeated in one blow!"

Having said that, she couldn't help but marvel.

"As expected of Sister Zixiao, perhaps, she was afraid that if she publicly stated her weakness, it would hit the Dao heart of Li Fu Junior Brother, so she modified it with a sliding shovel, right?"

"Lu Yao really admires her..."

...

It's getting closer!

The unicorn of the poisonous dragon is indeed the most powerful thing in its body. Although it is not a magic weapon like a flying sword, it is far superior to most ordinary magic weapons and spiritual weapons, and it is close to the best spiritual weapon!

In addition, its physical body is already very tyrannical, and now it can be broken with all its strength, even in the face of the sword intent like a river!

Li Fuzhen was relieved.

This is already his strongest move, if he still can't take it...

But at this moment, the bullet screen sent by the 'Holy Maiden' drifted past, just caught by the corner of his eye.

Li Fu froze for an instant.

Even if it returned to normal soon, it was noticed by many people.

then……

Li Fu took a deep breath, recited the Bing Xin Jue countless times, but still wanted to vomit blood!

Your uncle! ! !

Qi Zixiao, I remember you! ! !

What do you mean I can't play? !

Is this called not being able to play? Is this just for fun? I'm slaying demons, fighting, or even desperately, okay? !

How did it come out of your mouth that I can't play anymore? I didn't know how to play, and I didn't play either!

Hematemesis! ! ! !

And what the hell is a sliding shovel?

I am a dignified immortal cultivator, the chief disciple of Zizhu Peak, and one of the top ten disciples of Zifu Holy Land, you let me slide the shovel? !

What the hell am I! ! ! !

Li Fu really wanted to complain like crazy, but unfortunately, he could only keep everything in his heart at the moment, because he also understood that although Qi Zixiao said something bad, there was really nothing wrong with it.

From the current point of view, it is indeed the stupidest choice for me to have a hard anus with the poisonous dragon, and what I should do most at this moment is to use the strongest attack to attack its weak point and kill it.

Slider? !

Let me be the dignified chief disciple of Purple Bamboo Peak to slide the shovel? !

It is impossible to slide the shovel, and it is impossible to slide the shovel in this life!

Isn't it just attacking weaknesses? Who doesn't seem to understand?

Just now I just wanted to fight more fiercely and show my strength, but now...

The poisonous dragon is getting closer.

The battle situation is changing rapidly.

Li Fu already had an idea in his heart, and Dahe Sword Intent changed a little accordingly. It was no longer a frontal hard anus, but a change of direction, from bottom to top, heading towards the belly of the poisonous flood dragon!

but……

The poisonous flood dragon is not stupid, so it is naturally impossible for others to attack his weak point casually.

After some fighting, it was still impossible to decide the winner, but Li Fu became more and more passive.

Slah!

Suddenly, the poisonous dragon's body was full of purple-black light, and then the whole body shot through the air at high speed like an arrow leaving the string.

The single horn on the top of the head is the 'arrow', and the speed is extremely fast!

This is the ultimate killer move of the poisonous flood dragon! Faster and stronger than ever!

"not good!"

Li Fu counterattacked repeatedly, but his speed was a beat slower, just in an instant, he was pierced through the abdomen by the unicorn, blood staining the sky!

"Big brother!!!"

In the distance, the disciples of Zizhu Peak exclaimed.

The disciples who were watching the live broadcast were also stunned.

Zizhu Peak's chief disciple... is it cold? !

However……

The poisonous flood dragon carried Li Fufei not far away, but the speed suddenly slowed down, and then let out an earth-shattering howl.

Immediately after...

Wow! ! !

Black blood was sprayed, and the Poisonous Dragon's abdomen, at some point, had already opened a huge hole!

boom! ! !

'Li Fu' also 'exploded' at this moment, turning into a cloud of blood mist.

Only then did everyone react...

"What's this?!"

"Blood shield clone!"

"The so-called blood shield avatar is a clone that is condensed with one's own blood essence at a critical moment. Even if it is a strong person who is one or two higher than the realm, it is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake.

And the deity can use this time to move at a super speed at close range...

However, this method consumes too much energy and blood, and no one will use it unless it is absolutely necessary. "

"So, senior brother Li Fu used this method to avoid the fatal blow of the poisonous dragon?"

"What happened to the poisonous dragon?!"

boom! ! ! !

Just when a large number of disciples didn't know why, in the live broadcast screen, the abdomen of the poisonous dragon suddenly exploded, and then a 'blood man' emerged!

Upon closer inspection, if it wasn't Li Fu, who else could it be?

In his hand, a purple-black demon pill, blooming with a strange light...

"Aww!!!"

The poisonous flood dragon howled miserably, could no longer hold on, and fell from the sky at the end of its life.

"receive!"

Li Fu pinched his fingers and put Jiaolong's body in the storage bag, and then... without further ado, he turned off the live broadcast.

The live broadcast went black.

But viewers can still stay in the live broadcast room.

"What's wrong?"

Someone posted a barrage, expressing their confusion.

Then, dense barrages flew across one after another.

"Senior brother Li Fu is really powerful. He killed such a ferocious late-stage distracted beast by himself. He is really a role model for my generation!"

"But, what happened at the last moment?"

"From my perspective, the wound on the Jiaolong's abdomen really looks like... Holding a sharp weapon, a sliding shovel was drawn from its abdomen, and with the help of the Jiaolong's own strength, it cut its abdomen open?"

"Then Senior Brother Li Fu rushed into the poisonous dragon's belly, found its demon pill, and took it away... completely beheaded it?"

"pretty close……"

"So... it's really a sliding shovel?!"

A large number of disciples didn't turn the corner for a while.

Slide shovel, really so powerful?

Isn't that a move that mortals only use when fighting?

...

on site.

With a wave of his hand, Li Fu summoned Yun Yu, washed off the foul-smelling dragon's blood, and then returned to the flying boat with a dark face.

Then……

"Brother, are you okay?"

The younger brothers and younger sisters all surrounded him.

"It's okay, Junior Sister Shangguan, how is the live broadcast room?" Li Fu said with a serious face.

"Eldest brother..."

Shangguan Yun said weakly: "Everyone is discussing, senior brother, how did you use your last sliding shovel..."

Li Fu: "!!!!"

Fuck me!

The famous name of the whole life is ruined today!

He is heartbroken...

"Don't worry about it, the mission is completed, let's go back!"

...

The live broadcast room was lively for a long time before people gradually dispersed.

And Dan Chengzi blinked his eyes, and he was dumbfounded: "Your Highness is really wise, but with just a few words, Li Fu suddenly realized that he killed this beast with a sliding shovel."

Hearing Dan Chengzi's bragging and flattering, Lin Fan was stunned.

"It's really a slide shovel?!"

"I'm going...is the slide shovel really so awesome?"

Everyone else is stupid!

Sliding shovel... what is it?

He just said it casually, because this meme has been very popular on the Earth Network recently. It originated from someone asking five grown men if they could kill a tiger with their bare hands.

Then, a certain voice said that with a sharp knife in his hand, when a tiger pounces on him, he can kill it with a sliding shovel! Where do you need five people?

And so... the slider became famous.

With titles such as General of the Five Tigers, it is also derived that people's potential is different. If you can't do it yourself, don't question others casually. Elephant and so on.

But in fact, what ghost slide shovel? Slip into the tiger's mouth and kill the tiger?

Later, people directly joked: Tiger: "Don't order takeaway, the slider is here."

When Lin Fan knew this joke, he was also shocked.

And just now, he happened to find that the poisonous dragon's weak point was just in the abdomen, so he casually said... The main reason is actually to bring a wave of rhythm, so that the audience can send more bullet screens or something.

result……

Li Fu really slipped the shovel? !

Just slide the shovel, it's really a slide shovel that killed this poisonous dragon!

This is so...

Who should I ask for reason?

In the future, it wouldn't be me, no, wouldn't our saint become the founder of the sliding shovel in the world of cultivating immortals?

this……

If Qi Zixiao found out, would he be impatient with me?

Lin Fan became more and more dumbfounded.

But on second thought.

"There should be nothing wrong with it. Although the sliding shovel is just a joke on Earth, it seems that in the world of cultivating immortals, it should be able to shock many talents."

"It won't be treated as a joke, right?"

"Forehead……"

"Li Fu, on the other hand, might really be treated as a joke."

why?

Because looking at the history of cultivating immortals, Li Fu may really be the first person to shovel!

Ourselves?

At most, it is a theoretical first person, right?

Not a big problem, not a big problem.