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This is Victor's birthday and the first birthday that I had to spend alone.

He is now at the other end of the league of hundreds of light years from Tyrone. Although he received a birthday card from the other party, he knew that it was issued one month in advance, and it was only after dozens of super-light speed information transfer stations.

Victor pushed all the meetings yesterday. When I opened the phone today, I found that the notice was directly cancelled.

He was a little lazy and went downstairs to have breakfast in the hotel's restaurant. The waiter gave him a bottle of wine and said that it was the boss who learned that he was staying here alone, and thanked him for his patronage.

As soon as the wine was on, someone was eager to try to talk.

Victor wrote a note saying "Odin's seat", placed opposite, finally cleared, and a person gave the wine to the note.

In the afternoon, Victor lazily went to the super light speed communication station to receive the greeting card.

For so many years, he still doesn't like anyone else touching something that the goddess gave him, so he is alone, and one takes things.

Well, this year's birthday present is a bit strange.

Tyrone ordered him a robot? ? ?

[First page of the manual]

Model: xvii-Limited Internal Thanks Edition - Odin

Number: 0001

Artificial Intelligence: Originally equipped

Artificial intelligence model: sca1-g7.0

Accessories: Remote intelligent server interface, limited edition of a pair of cold weapons (with certificate), regular clothing, advanced machinery-specific storage box.

Victor wanted to walk with a dead box, but soon thought that it was a robot that he would walk, so he started it directly.

Just booting up, the system asks: "Mr. Li Weike, your smart robot is pre-installed with three artificial intelligence modes, please choose."

The first one, the original Odin mode, the default.

The second, home warm men mode, with a fun user manual.

The third, the iceberg God of War mode. Note that this mode is aggressive, so be sure to read the Ares Feeding Security Act carefully before starting.

Victor did not think much, first loaded the default original system.

Then I saw the robot standing up from the gift box and came out silently, then observed the surrounding environment and looked at Victor: "Master."

Victor: "..."

what! The feeling of this moment of blood is boiling! It is a **** horse!

In order to prevent the **** of war from walking on the street and causing a sensation, the robot put on a mask and pulled a hat.

The result is more like the time when God of War just debuted. At that time, he was also a hooded mask every day, and he did not show his face to the audience.

The robot then put on the sunglasses, and the temperament adds a sense of coolness. When Victor walked out of the communication station, it was like a cold-blooded killer coming out of the scene.

Victor had no choice but to adjust him to the "home warm man" mode.

In addition, in order to neutralize the appearance of the cold and cool brothers of the robots, a pair of fake cat ears were bought at the roadside gift shop, and they were attached to the robot head.

As the two simulated cat ears shake from time to time, the cold-blooded killer robot instantly transforms into a cute killer robot.

Victor licked his nose and pulled him through the crowd.

There are still a lot of public transport on the distant planets of the Alliance to wait for, and one person and one machine stand in the corner of the station, trying not to attract attention.

Whenever the stations are open, there is a wind in the corner of the building.

The robot looked down for a while and realized that the wind was always blowing Victor, and then turned around, giving Victor a niche, hiding in his arms and blocking the wind.

For a moment, Victor felt back a few years ago, always shivering in the corner by the male **** tick...

"This shape is quite like that." Victor said to himself, seeing the cat's ear on the top of the robot from time to time, suddenly felt very cute.

Victor untied his long scarf and gave the other half to the robot.

When the robot's ear moved, he carefully put the scarf on his neck and made a knot.

... very dead knot.

I can't solve it when I get on the bus.

Victor: "...hey."

It’s hard, he took the scarf off himself and simply wrapped it around the robot and said, “Give it to you.”

The robot took care of the scarf neatly and stood by Victor, as if the whole person was mentally awkward.

After returning home, Victor started playing robots.

First, I carefully tested its intelligence level and found that it was the same as the one on the manual: probably the same as the most intelligent cat family, reaching the level of human beings in their teens.

The manual also said: Because Mr. Odin, who ordered the robot, specifically requested, the IQ was not too high to prevent "Victor's empathy."

Victor lay on the robot's lap and looked at the instructions. He spoke: "Who would love to love a robot?"

The robot's cat's ears moved and pulled down.

Victor lost the instructions, climbed up and looked at the robot carefully, and saw it wearing a collar - specifically to remind others that it was a robot, and pinched its two simulated cat ears, talking to himself Said: "It is very cute."

The cat's ears moved again and stood up again.

Victor has smashed the robot and took a closer look: this is indeed the one that Odin has made, and the size of the body is really simulated, eh...

The scarf is so tight that it really can't be solved.

Victor whispered, "Call the owner."

The robot is red-naked-body, sitting on the edge of the bed, and a cyan scarf on the upper body is tied around the neck: "Master."

For a long time, Victor had no red face, and checked that his room door was really locked, and whispered, "I wish you a happy birthday."

Robot: "The owner's birthday is happy."

Victor touched his face, and the simulation didn't work. He suddenly said to himself: "Like a pet..."

The robot said: "I have no opinion."

Victor suddenly smiled and said, "I still can't, I am afraid that my husband is jealous."

The robot said: "That's right, I am afraid you are afraid."

Victor joked: "If I really count, don't raise you, are you not a wild four? If you are adopted by others, I will be jealous."

Robot: "A wild loved one of you, will not be adopted by others."

Victor thought, God, this home warm man is too warm.

Victor put a large bathrobe on the robot and licked his hair. He felt very good and could not help but sigh: "It's so soft."

The robot said: "Which part do you mean?"

Victor yelled: "Which part do you mean?"

The robot said with a blank expression: "Now it is no longer soft."

Victor looked down.

The robot said: "The master will touch it and it will soften."

Victor blushes, gently pinching its cat's ear and saying, "Who is teaching you the scorpion? Is it that when he made it, he also instilled a lot of paragraphs, specifically for you to tease me?"

The robot looked blank and the cat's ear that he was pinching trembled and said, "Look, it's soft again."

Victor: "..."

Oh, oh... sure, when I just licked my hair, I put my cat's ears upright?

The cat's ears are hard - too.

The cat's ears are soft.

Victor grabbed the master's majesty and turned to turn the guide for the "home warm man".

Open the look at the catalog first, then jump to the "fun usage" article...

Victor: "..."

The usage of the fun reads: "No misconduct with the robot. When you open this page, a message has been sent to my mailbox. Congratulations, when you go home, you will receive New surprises. - Odin."

Victor swallowed his throat and his expression slowly became indescribable.

The robot looked at it and said, "Master, you look a little scared, and there is some expectation."

Victor said: "Do you know what kind of surprise?"

The robot said: "The 'surprise' is probably: startling you scared, can't help but call out, and will say 'don't be surprised'; then let you be happy, can't help but want more, It becomes a joy to say 'Do not stop and stop.'"

Victor: "..."

The robot paused for two seconds and then said seriously: "The paragraph just was the one that Mr. Odin taught me."

Victor gnashed his teeth and threw the robot on the bed, saying, "Don't yell at me, it will die."

The robot said: "Is it 100 million dead?"

Victor was in a spirit, grabbed the two cat ears of the robot, blew a sigh of relief inside, and whispered: "Although I can't take a real person, can't I still deal with you a robot?"

The robot said: "Report owner, I was born 2 months, 3 days and 4 hours, and is still under the protection of the artificial intelligence baby protection law. If you suffer strong rape, you will suffer from Mr. Odin's little black house according to the (home) law. deal with."

Victor: "..."

Two minutes later, Victor adjusted the robot to the "Iceberg God of War mode."

The robot is still the robot, with two cat ears selling, but the temperament slowly cooled down, sitting on the bed with a blank expression, and a pair of gold enamel inspected the front wall.

Victor went to the bathroom and took a cold shower. He shivered and wrapped his towel and put it on the side of the heater. He said, "It’s too much, why not?"

The iceberg robot looked at him thoughtfully.

Victor was stared at by his gaze.

The iceberg robot suddenly stood up and did not answer Victor's "What are you going to do?", went straight into the bathroom, and then "when".

Victor walked in and saw that the cold water sprinkler in the bathroom was smashed.

Victor: "???"

Victor pulled the iceberg robot out and put it on the sofa again. He said: "Although you are a God of War model, you can't fight anything directly. Does the cold water nozzle have a hatred against you?"

But the iceberg-type robot listened to Victor and said nothing.

Victor had no choice but to peel off an orange on the fruit plate and feed him - this confirmed that the iceberg could still open his mouth, he just did not speak.

Victor fed a petal, it opened a mouth, the whole face is expressionless, there is a strange sense of harmony.

Victor lost a hand in his mouth, only to find that the acid was broken.

Sour, his face almost wrinkled...

At this time, the iceberg robot looked at Victor with a thoughtful look, suddenly pulled out the knife, and it was "when".

Cut the remaining two oranges into a broken bone.

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