Uncle is Up

"I wuck, hahahahahahahaha, do I pass by you, hahahahaha, you have seen you for so long hahahahaha, then, hahahahaha."

In the contract space, Jing Mo was holding his stomach and laughing, he was staggering, the kind that was about to pass out, and his insolent laughter made Bei Yinuan block him in seconds.

The woman in the purple skirt gave up on being a girl and stared at Bei Yinuan, and Bei Yinuan's cultivation made her feel very dangerous.

"Oh, what a sin."

Bei Yinuan walked out of the big pond with his whole body wet, and turned his back to the girl and the woman in the purple skirt, "I'm just passing by."

Passing by killed someone.

The woman in the purple skirt was unmoved, and she didn't dare to take the initiative to attack, but she was sure that people like Bei Yinuan would definitely not be the villains who would not strike first, so she had a little luck besides being on guard.

If Bei Yinuan knew what she was thinking, she would call out, woman, you think too highly of me.

Bei Yinuan dried his clothes and hair with aura, then raised his hand and flew the clothes on the tray next to the naked girl.

Luo Xianxian hurriedly raised her hand and grabbed the clothes, staring at Bei Yinuan, seeing that she hadn't turned her head to look at her, she quickly walked out of the pool and put on the clothes in two or three strokes.

Hearing the sound of clothes rustling behind her, Bei Yinuan walked out of the room with her hands full.

"Can you pretend you didn't see me tonight?"

Bei Yinuan stopped and looked back and smiled, his eyebrows were as bright and delicate as the stars in the sky, "Of course, I have the right to pretend that I didn't see this girl."

Bei Yinuan looked at the woman in the purple skirt, this glance didn't make Yong Xiangsi react, but Luo Xianxian next to him was stunned.

"I go……"

Luo Xianxian took two steps forward as if fascinated, she raised her hand to pat Yong Xiangsi on the shoulder, stared at Bei Yinuan and said in a daze, "She is seducing me..."

Yong Xiangsi frowned and slapped Luo Xianxian's hand off and said to the two of them, "Deal, what about you?"

Yong Xiangsi's sharp eyes fell on Luo Xianxian's neck, and he gestured twice with the dagger in his hand.

"I don't see anything, I don't see anything."

To save his life, Luo Xianxian covered his eyes with both hands and started to walk out, "I really didn't see anything, please let me go."

bang bang bang—

When Luo Xianxian wanted to go out, the door of the bathroom was slammed, and there was the sound of the head guard being rude and the little maid blocking the entrance.

"You can't go in. The third lady is taking a bath. If you break in like this, my lady's reputation will be lost."

"Miss San?" The chief guard said in a disdainful tone, "Miss San, please change your clothes as soon as possible. I will go in and search for the assassin."

"Assassin or not, I have been guarding here, and no one has ever entered."

"If no one enters through the door, what about the window? Don't delay my pursuit of the assassin. If the assassin cannot be caught, it will be your responsibility!"

...

The endless quarrels outside made Luo Xianxian completely panicked. If the chief guard came in to see these two, she would not be able to clean herself up by jumping into the Yellow River.

"You guys, hurry up and hide!"

Luo Xianxian looked at the dark human head reflected on the window, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this place was surrounded.

Seeing that the bathroom is empty, there is only a big pool, and there is not even a table to put clothes. Where can I hide?

Looking at the big hole above the head, Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi immediately flew up to it, and then they collided with each other with a bang.

Luo Xianxian is about to collapse, these two are here to kill her, right?

Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi both fell to the ground, and before they had time to fight, the door over there was pushed open.

Luo Xianxian was stunned, her soul had already flown out of petrification, and she resigned herself to her fate.

Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi grabbed Luo Xianxian with one hand and dragged her into the big pond as they had agreed upon.

Luo Xianxian: "???"

Bang——

The head guard kicked open the gate, swept the bathroom with a pair of slit eyes, and finally set his sights on the large pool covered by the curtain.

Before Luo Xianxian could think of what to say, Yong Xiangsi grabbed her waist with one hand and made her scream like a pig.

"Ah—ah, get out."

Luo Xianxian was in pain first, but the last sentence was added temporarily.

The chief guard didn't expect Luo Xianxian to be still taking a bath when he heard such a commotion outside, so he turned around immediately.

Just when Luo Xianxian's acting skills came online, she yelled in the direction of the chief guard, "Bold, a lowly slave dares to break into my bathroom, how many heads do you have!"

"Even if I'm not favored, I'm still the first daughter of Luo Mansion. I want my father to break your legs and sell you into the black market!"

Luo Xianxian didn't say anything else, her delicate and pretty body made people startled for a while.

The chief guard was breaking out in a cold sweat at this time, he belonged to the favored eldest lady's school, so naturally he didn't take Luo Xianxian seriously, but he had been pretending to be a tiger for a long time, and he even forgot that no matter how poor Luo Xianxian was, she was still the daughter of the Luo family. He can't get over it.

"The subordinate knows his mistake, and I hope that Miss San will make amends."

The chief guard went out in a hurry and even closed the door, he walked on his own, not paying attention to Luo Xianxian at all.

The servant girl Die Die stomped her feet angrily and threatened, "If you dare to tell what happened today, the Patriarch will cut off your heads."

The head guard ran into the bathroom and saw the young lady taking a bath, and it was spread that her young lady wanted to be honored.

The chief guard ignored the little maid, and after confirming that there was no assassin inside, he coldly led a group of guards down to search other places.

Luo Xianxian leaned limply by the side of the bath the moment the chief guard left, wiping off a cold sweat.

She was really scared to death. If her ruthless father knew about this, she would have to shed a layer of skin.

"Miss woo woo woo woo, you have been wronged," the maid butterfly hugged Luo Xianxian crying, "As the daughter of the Luo family, she is so underestimated by a servant, if madam is alive..."

Seeing that the butterfly was about to say the same thing for the Nth time, the two in the water suddenly appeared.

Wow——

Both Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi splashed water all over the butterfly.

Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi glared at each other in the big pool, and when they came out, their eyes fell apart, they turned their heads in two directions and went into the bath from one left and one right.

There were petals of various colors floating in the bath, and Bei Yinuan threw the red petals on the bottom of his shirt back into the pool, and then smiled at the startled butterfly, "Don't be nervous, girl, I'm a good person."

"Uh...uh...she...she...they...Miss you!!!"

Butterfly pointed at Bei Yinuan and Yong Xiangsi's frightened faces, then rolled their eyes and fell straight back.

Her young lady hid an assassin, she panicked, let her die for a while.

"Ah! Butterflies! Butterflies!"

Luo Xianxian shook Die Die's body vigorously, "Don't, don't get dizzy, I'm a little scared of them when you're not here."

Yong Xiangsi was drying the clothes on her body, then she flashed to Luo Xianxian's side and said, "If you dare to say a word about tonight, I will find you from the ends of the earth, pull out your tongue, and dig out your butt." eyes, broke your limbs, smeared honey on your body, I don't think you want to know what it feels like to be bitten by a toothpick."

"Wooooow, I won't say it, I swear."

Luo Xianxian pursed her lips and raised three fingers in aggrieved manner.

Seeing that Yong Xiangsi solved it alone, Bei Yinuan smiled peacefully and left through the big hole above her head.

"Girl, we will meet later."

Bei Yinuan's soft and gentle voice was so sweet that it made people's hearts tremble, and Yong Xiangsi stared at her leaving back with a dark expression, looking not very kind.

Yong Xiangsi glanced at Luo Xianxian who was crying and staring at her with one side of her mouth, said "Fix the roof by yourself" and flew away.