Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

"You are Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng?"

Li Nianfan was slightly taken aback, and looked at the two of them carefully.

These two people were the direct cause of Zhao Gongming's death. It can be said that they were born to restrain Zhao Gongming.

During the period of enshrining the gods, Zhao Gongming held twenty-four Dinghai God beads. It can be said that he was walking sideways under the sage. Playing chess with Xiao Sheng.

These two people are mere loose immortals, and their cultivation bases are not worth mentioning, but they are carrying the treasure of merit and virtue such as Luobao money. Under the wrong circumstances, Zhao Gongming's twenty-four sea-fixing beads and bound Long Suo was beaten down, causing Zhao Gongming to lose two treasures inexplicably, and he was instantly at a disadvantage.

But he didn't expect that in the myths and legends, two "little people" who played a vital role were actually in front of him.

Seeing Li Nianfan staring at Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng, his spine felt chills, and he asked anxiously, "The Holy King knows us?"

"I've heard that, although I'm a virtuous sage, I'm just a mortal, so you don't have to be so nervous." Li Nianfan couldn't help but smiled, and then said: "You seem to be Zhao Gongming's subordinates."

In the fairy tales, Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng also entered the list of gods. What's interesting is that they became Zhao Gongming's subordinates. It should be to repay the karma of the time of the gods.

Xiao Sheng is Zhaobao Tianzun, and Cao Bao is Nazhen Tianzun. They specialize in welcoming auspiciousness and blessings, merchants and businessmen, and mainly manage the money of ordinary people.

Xiao Sheng respectfully said: "Master Shengjun is right, we are the True Lord of the Dragon and Tiger Profound Altar... that is, Zhao Gongming's subordinates."

Li Nianfan asked curiously, "Where is Xuantan Zhenjun?"

Cao Baodao: "Xuantan Zhenjun was a saint's disciple back then, and his cultivation base was much stronger than ours, so he disappeared in the catastrophe."

Li Nianfan nodded, and couldn't help but have some doubts about the catastrophe at the beginning.

So many masters died, and even saints couldn't escape, and the order was in chaos. This is obviously more terrifying than any previous catastrophe.

This matter is strange.

Li Nianfan withdrew his thoughts and asked, "Are you just managing the wealth of the mortal world?"

"Hui Shengjun's words are correct." Cao Bao said: "If you harm others for money, it will be recorded in the karma. Of course, those who spend money to redeem their sins can also offset part of the karma. At the same time, we will also control the wealth. , to keep it on track."

Xiao Sheng said nervously: "Actually, we just took a break from our busy schedule. Unless our personal karma is too special, we don't need to pay too much attention to it. Please forgive me, Lord Shengjun."

Ok, so it was at work... Watching the video?

Li Nianfan laughed, "Okay, don't be nervous, I'm not your boss, just take a look."

The main job of the God of Wealth is to avoid chaos in the fortune of wealth in the world, and wealth is the source of chaos. Once the fortune of wealth is chaotic, the world will inevitably be in chaos, but to be reasonable... the work is still very easy.

Li Nianfan smiled and said, "Work hard, and strive to pay you wages by the end of the year."

After Li Nianfan left, Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, and silently wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads. Is this the aura of being a big boss? It was so terrible that we didn't dare to breathe.

But immediately after, Cao Bao was taken aback for a moment, and said strangely: "Xiao Sheng, just now... the salary that the Holy King said, do you know what it means?"

Xiao Sheng thought carefully, "Salary, how does this sound like the feeling of salary in the mortal world?"

"Salary?" Cao Bao frowned slightly, then his eyes burst into light, and he said in a trembling voice: "As a sage, the salary he mentioned, no, it doesn't refer to merit... merit, right? ?”

"Hiss——you say it like that, it really looks like it."

Xiao Sheng's pupils stared, and he started to pace the hall excitedly, "We can be regarded as stabilizing the fortune of the mortal world, at least we have some credits, and it's probably done! Work hard, work hard, and strive to share a little more merit by the end of the year! "

"What kind of merit, the sage said, it's called salary!"

"Yes, yes, for wages, work hard, struggle!"

...

After leaving the Temple of the God of Wealth, Li Nianfan wandered around the other fairy palaces, gradually understanding the work of the gods.

The existence of Tiangong is mainly to avoid the order and chaos of the Three Realms. All the gods don't take care of big and small things. Of course, they can take care of them if they want to, depending on their mood.

The main responsibility is to make timely adjustments when there is a wrong direction, so as to prevent catastrophe. Under normal circumstances, it is still very idle, but once there is an uncontrollable situation, it is time to act and send troops sent troops.

At the same time, Moon Palace.

A girl was holding a pile of red wool in her hands, and she was tearing apart one by one with her eyes wide open.

There are more than a dozen thread ends in this pile of red threads, and it is almost a twist.

The girl's eyes were already bloodshot, and she looked like she was about to collapse.

"Dead knot, dead knot, another dead knot! What's going on?"

With her mouth pouted, she was about to cry, and she sighed, "What has happened to this world for so many years? Is the relationship so complicated? Please, let me seal it again."

After dismantling it for a while, instead of straightening it out, it changed from a twist to a hemp ball...

"He loves her, she loves him, and he loves her and her... Ah—let me die!"

The girl threw the hemp ball and completely collapsed. She turned her head and looked not far away, sitting on the old man at the door.

The old man had gray hair with very little volume, so little that he was already going bald. He was wearing a red robe, scratching his head with his hands, frowning, staring blankly at a booklet in his hand, and looked distressed.

"Master—"

The girl looked at the old man pitifully, and said sadly, "I failed..."

The old man turned his head and glanced at the hemp ball in the girl's hand, twitched the corner of his mouth, then raised his hand, and a pair of golden scissors landed in front of the girl, "It's hopeless, cut it."

"Come on!"

The girl excitedly picked up the scissors, clicked, felt relieved, and immediately felt that the world was clean.

But before she let out a long sigh of relief, two of the clay figurines with complicated emotions just sprang out two red threads, and then quickly tied them together.

"After cutting the mess with a quick knife, did you confirm your true love so quickly?" The girl's eyes lit up slightly, but when her gaze fell on the two clay figurines, her pupils shrank suddenly, and she raised her hand to cover it. own mouth.

She collected herself, picked up one of the clay figurines, and touched the lump of the clay figurine as if confirming, then picked up another clay figurine, touched it, and there was still a lump...

"These two... actually have pimples!"

The girl tightly covered her mouth, her eyes were complicated, disbelief mixed with panic, but more of it was... Faint excitement.

"It has changed, the world has changed too much."

There was a tremor in her voice, which seemed to be caused by excitement, "Master, what should we do in this situation?"

"It's still a question, cut."

"Cut? Where?"

"Cut the thread, where else do you want to cut?"

"Oh..." The girl seemed a little disappointed.

The old man scratched his head, and suddenly found that a few more hairs had fallen out, his eyes turned red, and he said angrily, "Cut it quickly, and follow me to the underworld!"

The girl was taken aback, "Master, what are you going to do in the underworld?"

"Go find the theory of bull head and horse face! It's too bullying! They are trying to make me bald!"

While talking, he took the girl and ran towards the door, but just when he reached the door, his footsteps stopped and he bumped into Li Nianfan.

"Holy... Lord Shengjun!"

The old man's pupils shrank suddenly, and then he hurriedly bowed his hands and said, "My little Shenyue pays homage to Lord Shengjun."

Xiao Luo also saluted accordingly, "Xiao Luo pays homage to Lord Shengjun."

Li Nianfan returned the salute and said with a smile, "Old Yue, you are in such a hurry, where are you planning to go?"

"Hey, Lord Shengjun, you came at a good time, and you judge, is the matter of the underworld not proper?"

Yuelao was full of resentment and distressed, handed the booklet in his hand to Li Nianfan, and complained: "It's not easy to set up a love robbery, they are good, just write the word love robbery casually, and the problem is solved directly. Kicked me, what can I do?"

Li Nianfan opened the booklet, but saw a passage written on it: After nine lifetimes of love calamity, although each calamity was full of hardships, the road of love was bumpy, obstacles were like a moat, but the ending was happy.

Um?

Why do these words sound familiar?

Is it Yun Yiyi and the rebooting monk?

"Look at it, look at it." Yuelao was heartbroken, and said in grief and indignation: "The obstacles are all natural, and the ending has to be happy. Isn't this contradictory? The key... I want to prepare them for such a catastrophe." IX! I don’t even have enough hair to think about.”

"That... I'm sorry." Li Nianfan pondered for a moment, and said apologetically, "If nothing else happens, these two are my friends, and I asked the underworld to take care of them."

Yue Lao suddenly turned into a statue, dumbfounded and motionless.

His mouth was breathing cold, his teeth hurt, his heart was cold, and his head was about to explode.

What did I just say? What am I doing? Am I going to be cold?

"Then what."

Yuelao's voice was full of tears, and he was almost frightened into crying, tremblingly said: "I suddenly feel that this passage is well written, it's so well written! As Yuelao, I have always I'm looking for this kind of challenge, isn't it love, this is my strength, such a challenging content, interesting, so interesting, I'm already excited, I'm going to think about it, don't worry, Lord Shengjun, this matter It's guaranteed."

Li Nianfan couldn't help laughing and said: "Yuelao, you don't have to be like this, I'm not a person who can make things difficult for others."

"It's difficult for others?" Yuelao's lips were trembling, his heart trembled wildly, and he said hastily: "How could it be? It's not embarrassing at all. I'm so happy, I'm so happy to do it from the bottom of my heart."

Li Nianfan said: "Old Yue, I have some ideas about this love disaster, you can refer to it."

Yuelao said without hesitation: "Master Shengjun, please tell me, the little god will definitely listen."

"Master, let's ask Master Shengjun to come in and have a seat."

On the side, Xiao Luo reminded in a low voice, she couldn't help but secretly glanced at Li Nianfan, seeing him with a friendly smile all the time, wondering why her master was so afraid of him, he was so handsome.

"Yes, yes, look at my brain." Yuelao came to his senses and nodded hurriedly, "Master Shengjun, please, please."

"Then bother."

Li Nianfan stepped into the Yuelao Palace, his eyes couldn't help but cast aside the pile of clay figurines and the red thread, and he had some thoughts, but he was temporarily suppressed.

Xiao Luo was already trotting and made a cup of tea for Li Nianfan.

Li Nianfan said: "Yuelao, love and robbery really needs technical content. I have a few short stories about the ups and downs of love. I hope it can help you."

Yuelao said sincerely: "I implore Lord Shengjun to teach me."

His hair is really unbearable.

"The first story, "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"..."

Immediately, Li Nianfan told "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", "Xu Xian and the White Snake", "The Story of the West Chamber" and other famous love stories from previous lives.

They are basically short stories, which are not complicated to tell, but the love and hatred are very in place.

From the beginning to the end, the little tears on the side didn't stop, sobbing non-stop, as for Yue Lao... the smile on his face never disappeared.

He even held a writing brush in his hand, taking notes, and said excitedly: "Okay, these stories are great! Xiao Luo, don't just cry, write it down, write it down quickly, these are precious materials, you can use them later In practice, let more people pursue love."

Li Nianfan's heart twitched slightly, and he suddenly felt a little weird. In the future...these sad and beautiful love stories will not be born because of me, and then passed down?

"My lord Shengjun is really a great talent. Each of these stories is deeply touching and enough to be passed down as a good story. It has helped my Yuelao Palace a lot."

There is no flattering element in Yuelao's words, but a real admiration and gratitude from the heart. With these templates, it will be much easier in the future.

The expert is too powerful, even the love story is portrayed so profoundly, it is simply amazing, can there be any difficulties in this world to stop him?

Li Nianfan smiled and said, "Lao Yue has to worry about my friend's affairs."

Yuelao's face straightened, and he immediately promised: "Master Shengjun, don't worry, this matter is on my shoulders. I will arrange it myself and give them an unforgettable experience."

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the expedition.

Li Nianfan was not idle, so he was naturally planning to follow the grand scene of the 'Heavenly Soldiers and Generals' subduing the demons.

On this day, at the gate of Nantian Gate, there were a total of 3,000 heavenly soldiers and generals gathered.

Although in order to gather the number of people, some of the monks have not yet become immortals, but it is still not possible to gather 3,000 people in three days.

But... the Jade Emperor's manipulation once again opened Li Nianfan's horizons.

Among these 3,000 people, there are close to 2,000 people, who were conjured by him using the technique of scattered beans into soldiers.

This is very flamboyant.

The leader of the Taoist Taihua is the incarnation of the Jade Emperor, and more than half of the heavenly soldiers behind him are the Jade Emperor's scattered beans. This event is basically the Jade Emperor himself singing a one-man show.

In order to protect Tiangong's face, he also took great pains.