Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 82 The second live broadcast (Part 2)

When the smoke slowly dissipated, Chen Yu opened his mouth wide in a daze as if struck by lightning.

I saw a self in a long skirt, long hair shawl, breasts protruding buttocks walking out of the dormant cabin.

"Do I look like me?" Xiao Taohong slightly raised her arms and turned around in a circle, revealing a pair of white shorts under her flying skirt.

"Ah... my eyes." Chen Yu covered his face in pain.

"I replaced the voice, so I can't recognize it?"

"You are the only one who can't recognize it?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed the face that was exactly the same as his own, and shouted: "It's useless to just change the face?!"

"No...it doesn't matter, the chest can be wrapped with cloth."

"Goddamn wrapped in cloth! What about the hair? What about the butt? The skin color of the face and neck are different, hey!"

Xiao Taohong's face was pulled around like rubber by Chen Yu, and she said vaguely: "It's normal to grow hair overnight."

"This is the 21st century! It's not normal at all!"

"Fart... more ass and skin color... wear more clothes..."

"Where are the hands?"

"wear gloves."

"What about the neck?"

"With a scarf."

"Can't you replace all your bodies with men?"

"No, the overall replacement can only be carried out in the future Tesley Company. Only partial replacement is supported in the dormant cabin."

"...Then... okay." Chen Yu let go, frowned, looked Xiao Taohong up and down, and couldn't help but said, "I always feel so ugly!"

"It might be because of this face." Xiao Taohong explained seriously.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Sorry, I was wrong. It has nothing to do with your face."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Does it matter?" Xiao Taohong panicked, and took a step back timidly.

"...Forget it." Chen Yu waved his hand weakly: "That's it. I'll take you to a haircut and cut it into my hairstyle."

With that said, Chen Yu turned around and walked to the "portal gate in the star system", which connected the space to Los Angeles on the other side of the earth, pushed it away, and stepped forward.

Xiao Taohong hurriedly followed.

At this time Los Angeles is in the dark night, surrounded by the atmosphere of freedom, the quiet needle drop can be heard.

Street lights, dim.

A gust of night wind blew up, rolled up plastic bags and drink bottles, and smashed them on the homeless man in the distance, showing a bit of depression.

Taking Xiao Taohong around for a few times, Chen Yu walked into a barber shop and said to the black man on the chair, "Cut her hair like mine."

"Water?" The black man got up and looked at Chen Yu and Chen Yu with his big belly.

"My English is not good, you tell him to cut my hair like this."

"good."

Xiao Taohong nodded, spread her hands, and spoke English for a while.

The black man's eyes widened, and he began to chatter.

"Do you speak English?" Chen Yu was suspicious: "What did you say?"

"He said I was ugly."

"..."

"It would be even uglier if I cut my hair," Xiao Taohong added.

"..."

Standing in place for a moment, Chen Yu turned around silently and walked towards the door.

"Where are you going?"

"Take my golden middle finger."

...

Fifteen minutes later, the two returned to the bedroom at home.

Chen Yu took out his mobile phone to check the time, and immediately took off his coat and threw it to Xiao Taohong: "Hurry up, it's getting late, go to the kitchen for dinner first, then go to the exam, change clothes quickly."

"good."

Xiao Taohong turned her back, took off her skirt, wrapped a long towel around her chest, and tied it hard.

"squeak!"

Chen Yu's teeth became sore when he heard this: "You... don't you hurt?"

"What is pain?" Xiao Taohong turned around in doubt.

"...No...it's nothing, you continue."

"oh."

Xiao Taohong was puzzled and didn't think too much about it. She put on Chen Yu's clothes, scarf, and gloves, which were tightly wrapped inside and outside, and turned around: "Mr. Chen, do you look like this time?"

Chen Yu took a step back, touched his chin and looked carefully: "Hey, there is still a little meaning."

"Then I'm going to school now!" Xiao Taohong jumped happily, picked up Chen Yu's schoolbag on her back, and was about to push the door away.

"Wait a minute, do you know where the sixth middle school is?"

"have no idea."

"Do you know where the exam room for my exam is?"

"have no idea."

"What's the teacher's name? Which subject?"

"I don't know." Xiao Taohong lowered her head: "I don't know what you said, I'm just a love robot..."

"It has something to do with whether you are a robot or not? You have to learn to be careful! Be as rough as I am."

"Understood, it can be rough or fine."

"It's so thick and thin! Fuck!"

"Though there is fineness." Xiao Taohong repeated.

"..." Chen Yu was silent, he suddenly felt that he would not be able to look directly at this idiom in the future.

"Okay, let's skip this topic and talk about something else."

After saying that, Chen Yu walked around Xiao Taohong, frowning: "I still feel a little awkward."

"Where is it awkward? How about I tighten my chest tighter?"

"...It has nothing to do with that, okay? How about this, you take two steps, and take two steps with your legs."

"Yes...is that so?" Xiao Taohong took two steps tentatively.

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu clapped his hands: "Understood! Your walking posture is not good, just like a girl, walk freely, don't walk like a cat."

"Is that so?" Xiao Taohong stepped forward with her figure-splayed legs, and took two steps in a majestic manner.

"You will be beaten if you walk like this..."

"How about this?" Xiao Taohong changed her walking posture again.

"Well... it's okay, it's almost there." Chen Yu glanced at the time on the phone again, pulled Xiao Taohong, and said earnestly: "The Sixth Middle School is not far from here. Go downstairs and walk to the left along the sidewalk. Pass a kindergarten, an elementary school and a middle school, then turn left, and walk through two traffic lights..."

After talking about everything in detail for ten minutes, Chen Yu picked up the water glass and drank it down, cleared his throat: "Cough. Do you remember everything I said?"

"remember."

"Then you go. My exam is not in a private room this time, but with my classmates, so you should talk less and pretend that your voice is broken."

"clear!"

"Today's exam is physics and chemistry. You should write according to the handwriting I taught you just now. Write all the questions regardless of whether you know it or not. Fill the paper completely. Let's find a chance to correct it."

"clear!"

"Don't do weird things! Don't throw me off!"

"Understood! Absolutely not!" Xiao Taohong patted her chest and assured.

"I always feel uneasy about you."

"Don't worry, Mr. Chen, Xiao Taohong is very stable. I'm thick and thin now."

"It can be rough and fine! No, it's thick and fine, hey!"

"Yeah, there are details in the rough."

"..."

Carrying her schoolbag, Xiao Taohong pushed open the bedroom door, walked into the kitchen and waited for breakfast.

As a robot, she just needs to charge. So she planned to fake this meal, and then secretly spit it out when she got to school.

"Why are you wearing so thick at home?" Mother Chen looked up and down Xiao Taohong with a plate in her hand: "Have a cold?"

"Um."

"Did you kick the quilt at night? It's time!"

"Um."

"Should!"

"Um."

Mother Chen walked out of the kitchen with an ugly expression, took out the medicine box from the drawer in the living room and found a plate of cold capsules, went back to the kitchen and took two capsules, and put them directly into Xiao Taohong's mouth.

"eat!"

Little Taohong: "..."

"Drink!" Mother Chen took another glass of water.

Little Taohong: "..."

"Drink! Then why are you looking at me?" Mother Chen frowned.

"No." Xiao Taohong took the water glass, was silent for a while, and whispered a word: "It's nice to be a human..."

...

In the locked bedroom, Chen Yu lay on the floor and sighed softly when he heard Xiao Taohong leaving the house.

"I hope she won't get me into trouble..."

Standing up, Chen Yu sat back on the bed, looked ahead, and quietly waited for nine o'clock.

Twenty-one minutes later, at exactly nine o'clock in the morning, a spinning space-time wormhole suddenly appeared in the midair of the bedroom!

"coming."

...

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