Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 77 Everyone Must Die!

Knowing that spending points will not affect the rating, Chen Yu was relieved, raised his wrist, and swipe quickly on the screen of the watch.

Click on the page named [Super Dimensional Shelf], and there are five products in it.

[Recommended products in the super time and space business shelf (refresh at midnight every day)]

[1. Portable enhanced version of NS: released by Nintendo in 2022. Running at 1080P resolution in handheld mode, battery life is increased by 35%, CPU performance is enhanced by 42%, GPU performance is enhanced by 45%, and the handle drift and linear motor experience are optimized. The price is 1 point. 】

[2. Football that is sure to hit: It will be released in 2031 by the sports company "There are not many coaches left for the national football team". It is specially designed for the national football team, with built-in GPRS for precise positioning and built-in MediaTek CP991 high-performance chip, which can accurately distinguish the positions of the enemy and us. When being shot, with the help of aerodynamics, the chance of hitting the goal increases by 83%. The price is 2 points. 】

[3. Yali first-generation mobile phone: released by Yali Company in 2057. Focus on safety performance. 32 cores and 64 threads, high pressure water cooling. Built-in epoch-making blood unlocking technology, security A++. You only need a knife, and you can also measure blood pressure, blood lipids and blood sugar by the way. When man and machine are separated by ten meters, it explodes instantly, destroying all confidential information. The price is 4 points. 】

[4. Smart Window APP software: released by Smart Window in 2033. Help humans get rid of the shackles of active search. Through the shooting of the mobile phone camera, the information of the shooting content can be quickly extracted. This information includes but is not limited to: clothing brand prices and purchase links, historical culture and characters of buildings, boyfriend's recent hotel and KTV consumption records, girlfriend's lipstick number, hairstyle changes, real-time reminders of anniversaries, falling fetal hospital report and so on. The price is 3 points. (Requires the server support of Zhichuang Company, and it can be used after 2033.)]

[5. Hypnotic Rattle: Released in 2107 by Ike Medical Products Company. Built-in ZM224 EEG signal transmitter, no professional knowledge of hypnosis is required, as long as the hypnotized person cooperates with hypnosis, he can enter the hypnotic state. It can effectively relieve insomnia, anxiety, depression, panic, memory difficulties, nerve pain, mental abnormalities and other symptoms of human physical and psychological discomfort. The price is 9 points. 】

[The above products can be refreshed by spending 10 points. Within every 24 hours, the cost of multiple refreshes will multiply by ten times. 】

"It always feels like these products are just a joke..."

After thinking for a long time, Chen Yu chose the fifth most expensive product - the hypnotic rattle.

He felt that he was under a lot of pressure during this time, and it was a very smart choice to relax with hypnosis.

[Consume 10 points (product + tax), and the remaining points are 2. 】

With the words floating on the watch screen, a small space-time wormhole was distorted in the midair of the bedroom, and a small white box fell out.

"It's amazing! There's even a tax..."

Chen Yu couldn't complain, stepped forward to pick up the box, removed the seal, and took out a bell the size of a child's fist from inside.

The bell is smooth in appearance, heavy in the hand, and surrounded by black stripes on the top, the craftsmanship is very delicate.

"Xiao Taohong, do you know this thing?"

"I don't know." Xiao Taohong took a few glances at the bell and shook her head: "There is a solar charging board on it, it should be an antique."

Chen Yu: "..."

Putting down the bell, he picked up the manual in the box and pointed at Xiao Taohong: "Come here, let's read it together, and learn how to hypnotize me."

"yes."

The two of them read page by page, and it took five minutes to learn how to use the hypnotic rattle.

"Take it, hypnotize me."

Chen Yu handed out the bell, lay on the bed, closed his eyes: "Hypnotize."

"What scene do you want?"

"Beach, soft sand, sunshine."

"OK."

Xiao Taohong nodded, walked to the side of the bed, raised the bell and rang it three times.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong..."

In Xiao Taohong's idiosyncratic eyes, circles of electric waves diffused in waves, reflected back and forth in the bedroom, and were quickly fused by Chen Yu's brain microwaves.

"You, you saw the seaside..." Xiao Taohong slightly parted her rosy lips, and said softly, "I stepped on the soft sand, and the sun shone on my body, making it very warm."

Chen Yu's eyes rolled quickly, and his consciousness fell into haze and illusion: "Warm... warm..."

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong..."

Seeing that Chen Yu had already entered hypnosis, Xiao Taohong followed the instructions in the manual and rang the bell twice to strengthen the hypnotic effect.

"where are you?"

"At...at the beach..."

"What did you see?"

"Saw...saw the beach...sunshine...bikini..."

Xiao Taohong was taken aback, and frowned: "There is no bikini."

"No... no bikinis..."

"right."

"There are three-point poses... so many three-point poses... ah..."

"There is no three-point pose either!" Xiao Taohong clenched her fists.

"No...no..."

"Yeah! No bikinis, no three-pointers. Just sand, waves, and sunshine!"

"Sand... the beach..." Chen Yu was confused, and raised his legs excitedly: "the beach... none of the beauties on the beach are wearing... swimsuits... no bikinis... and no three-point style..."

"There are no beauties!" Xiao Taohong's face turned black: "Only you, Hundan!"

"Only...Only myself..."

"Yes, only you."

"Myself..." Chen Yu slowly calmed down.

Xiao Taohong wiped the simulated sweat from her forehead, and continued softly: "You are lying on the beach, very relaxed and comfortable."

"Comfortable..."

"Your stress is gone, limp."

"Disappear...disappear..."

"You slept soundly by the sea, in the sand, in the sun."

"sleep……"

After murmuring a word, Chen Yu's muscles completely relaxed and he fell into a sleep state.

Xiao Taohong put down the bell, lay down beside the bed and stared at Chen Yu's side face without blinking, showing a gentle and happy smile.

"This human..."

"The first person I saw."

"Never, never leave him..."

Loyalty, don't give too many reasons. Having a reason becomes a logical act, not pure loyalty. (From Yu Qiuyu's "Walking Without Boundaries" The Pope's Guard.)

And as an artificial intelligence, there is no such purer loyalty in the world...

"Mr. Chen..."

The "warm" smile on Xiao Taohong's face did not last long. Three minutes later, she seemed to have a bug, her face changed suddenly, she raised her palm and slapped Chen Yu!

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu was awakened instantly, stood up abruptly, and looked at Xiao Taohong in horror.

Xiao Taohong looked at her palm seriously.

"You...why are you beating me?"

"There is a mosquito on your face." Xiao Taohong stretched out her palm, revealing the dead mosquito in her palm: "I slapped it to death."

"..." Chen Yu's face gradually calmed down, he was silent for a while, and suddenly shouted: "Then you won't drive it away?! Hit me as a dick?!"

"Heh." A cold light flashed in Xiao Taohong's eyes: "Any man who dares to touch me will die."

Chen Yu: "..."

"besides……"

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