Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 60 My Lord, Times Have Changed (Part 1)

"This is the fourth episode of the Super Time and Space Review. Thank you for your long-term support! This time, the products I bring to you are quite special."

As he said that, Chen Yu in the picture stretched out three fingers: "In the first issue, the evaluation is a nuclear test simulation toy. In the second issue, it is a quantum glasses for office and study. In the third issue, it is a small object for leisure and entertainment. But today’s review is fundamentally different from previous products!”

"because……"

Chen Yu turned his fingers into palms and patted the table in front of him: "It is a weapon!"

"A destructive thermal weapon!"

"Its name is guns."

[I think you are drifting, UP master. 】

【69696969...】

[The rhythm of the story is getting better and better. 】

[Is it the fire unicorn? (Manual funny)]

【The last issue】

[I hope to have the opportunity to see you on the legal channel. 】

[Visual water gun...]

A wave of bullet screens drifted past, Chen Yu pushed the mask, and continued: "In the entire station B, no UP owner dares to personally evaluate firearms, so I will be the only one in the shoes. Of course, as a person named ' The UP owner of Chaos Time and Space, this gun naturally does not belong to the current time and space. It is just..."

With a long tune, Chen Yu reached out and took out the mighty and heavy long gun from under the table, and put it on the table with a "bang": "It was produced by Keermei Industrial in 2404——404 hot wire gun!"

[The shape is awesome! I almost believed it. 】

[The murderous UP master of station B! Abbreviated as Killbi UP. 】

[Don't say that this prop really looks like a thing? 】

[It's reflective! It's expensive! 】

[As a blind person, it is really sad to see this kind of violent video. 】

【Really removed the unboxing link? ! 】

[Can it be distributed to fans as a bonus? I want to play...]

Caressing the body of the gun slowly, Chen Yu snapped his fingers and said: "I know, you all think it's just a toy and I'm a sand sculpture at this time. Now, I'll go directly to the product evaluation and introduction link, Let me show you the strongest individual weapon of mankind after three centuries!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu stood up holding the gun, and took out a small cage.

Inside the cage, there is a little mouse spinning around.

"Since it is a weapon evaluation, there must be a target. So I caught this big mouse from the garbage dump to visually demonstrate the lethality of the 404 heat gun on creatures."

[Rat lovers express strong condemnation! 】

[What a cute little mouse, it must be lively in the shredder. 】

[Jerry? is that you jerry ! 】

[Do you want to use this gun to laugh the mouse to death? 】

【frenzied! (Nice job!)]

[If it is abuse, I will withdraw. I can't see cruelty to small animals...]

Putting the mouse cage on a tile, Chen Yu put on the hood of his coat to cover his side face and ears, raised the 404 heat gun, and turned on the safety switch.

"Whoosh—"

Accompanied by the sound of mechanical transmission and electric current, the directional sight above the gun immediately lit up, flashing various indicators and parameters like a transparent screen.

[Fuck! Is this a special effect? It feels like a sci-fi...]

[Funds are burning! 】

[This texture is a bit too much? It can not be! 】

[The degree of care for the props, three times in a row. 】

[Mouse: Can't you afford it? How about a squirt gun? 】

Raising the body of the gun, aiming at the mouse through the scope, Chen Yu pressed his finger on the circular trigger: "Before shooting, let me introduce the performance parameters of this gun. The 404 hot wire gun mainly lies in the function of the hot wire. High temperature kills the enemy. The high temperature of the hot wire emitted by the muzzle can reach 8500° to 9750° per millisecond, and the peak value exceeds 12000°! It exceeds the melting point limit of all known substances. It can instantly vaporize carbon-based organisms and has a low melting point Matter at 4300° instantly melts. In other words..."

Chen Yu turned his head and looked directly at the camera: "In our current time and space in 2020, there is no protection against its shot! It is truly invincible."

After the words fell, Chen Yu didn't give the audience any time to react, he aimed at the mouse and pulled the trigger decisively!

"Whoosh—"

A circular structure in the middle of the gun body suddenly rotates!

The mice in the cage were also covered by a layer of mesh-like spots.

Chen Yu, who had read the manual, knew that it was a locking method.

Can't break free!

And the heat of the high-temperature rays will be firmly locked in the optical network, so that it cannot escape and increase the core temperature.

"Whoosh whoosh—"

As the circular structure turned faster and faster, Chen Yu let go of the trigger.

"Buzz!"

A beam of red light shot out from the muzzle of the gun! Gone in a flash!

And the mouse that was fleeing in the cage was also vaporized in an instant, except for a few wisps of green smoke, there was not a single hair left...

"Whizzing……"

The circular structure in the gun body slowly stopped rotating. Chen Yu carefully placed it on the table, then bent down to pick up the tile, aimed at the camera, and pointed to the thin iron pillar that melted in the mouse cage: "Everyone can see Are you there? The place touched by the light just now has completely melted, and it is still red. I will use water to confirm the temperature of the molten iron at this time."

With that said, Chen Yu unscrewed a bottle of Master Kong mineral water and poured it on the molten iron.

"Zi La!"

The water vapor suddenly evaporated!

[Fuck, shit, shit! 】

[? ? ? ? 】

【What the hell did I see? 】

[? ? ? 】

[! ! ! ! 】

[Is it magic? Sure it's magic? 】

【how did you do it? ! 】

【mouse:? ? ? where am i 】

[Wori, your uncle! Don't tell me it's true...]

[It is well known that videos cannot be modified, so it is true. (dog head)]

[No ashes! Bad review! 】

[There is no need to destroy the corpse. A must-have product for traveling at home, killing people and stealing goods...]

【Shu Shan: "Cultivate his ML** fairy?!"】

Crazy skyrocketing barrage! It filled every corner of the screen like covering the sky and covering the earth.

...

video outside.

The five people in the hotel suite paused the video, turned their heads in a daze, and looked at each other...

Among them, the young guy named Xiao Li subconsciously reached out to touch the little smashing cannon on his waist...

"Gulu."

Xiao Li swallowed with difficulty, and stammered: "Group...team...team leader, I... I seem to be on my period, can I ask for leave for the night's operation?"

The middle-aged man took off his glasses and wiped the cold sweat off his face: "Warning! He is warning us! He knows we are looking for him!"

"Team leader, what should we do?" The woman next to her was staring at the 404 hot wire gun on the screen, her face was ugly: "Now...the current situation seems to be beyond our ability to solve it."

In the suite, there was a brief silence.

The middle-aged man put on his glasses with trembling hands, and said hoarsely: "Send this video back to several teams in the capital for an analysis report, and if it is confirmed that the video has not been rendered with special effects and the weapon is real, then send it directly to the higher-level department. We are suspending all operations now, and when support arrives at night, we ask Director Wang to contact the nearby 377th Army... before making further plans."

"Yes!"×3

"Just keep watching the video."

With a vague worry on his face, the middle-aged man raised the remote control and pressed the play button on the TV.

In the picture, Chen Yu threw away the damaged squirrel cage, raised the heavy 404 heat gun, and pointed the muzzle directly at the camera: "Of course, one target is not enough to prove the power of this weapon. Next, we will test a few more exciting ones." of……"

...

(Note: Add updates for the hall master of "The Cockroach Eating Carrots".)

(Note: Thanks to the 500 rewards from the four friends "Zhan Yan Ming Shen", "Spitting Sword Frog", "Introduction to Guzheng", and "Hei Hei 111"!)

(Note: Thanks to the two cuties "De Lisa the world's cutest" and "Enough of the trouble" for their 1000 rewards!)

(Note: Thanks for the 1500 reward from "Huakai Yazhi" friend.)

(Note: It’s too late to add. It’s still past 11 o’clock after coding this chapter (╥﹏╥), and it’s scheduled to be updated at 12 o’clock. Tomorrow Friday, the recommended position will be announced. I hope good things will happen. Everyone Recommended ticket!)