Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 47 The evaluation is over (ask for a recommendation ticket!)

【First! 】

[Play volume 23. 】

[Peanut melon seeds and tofu brain are sold in the front row. 】

【grandfather! The UP pig you follow is updated! 】

[The tongs Liu Ming. 】

[It has become a habit to like first and then read. 】

[I look forward to what sand sculpture products the UP master will come up with this time...]

...

After dozens of sliding bullet screens, the screen turned from black to bright, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.

"Hello, dear viewers."

In the picture, Chen Yu waved a small rectangular box at the camera, and continued: "This is the third episode of the Super Time and Space Evaluation. Thank you very much for your support in the past! This time I brought you The product is..."

"Gold Fingers! Gold Fingers!."

As he spoke, Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and tapped the box cover: "This is a very special product with diverse functions. It will be produced by a handmade company in 2035, that is, fifteen years later. Everyone can buy this product in their lifetime .Okay, without further ado, let's start today's evaluation!"

【good! If I can't buy it after fifteen years, I'll sue you for fraudulent advertising. 】

[Golden finger? Is it used in the bathroom? (dog)】

【Open the box! Unboxing is complete! On to the next review introduction! 】

"Next, open the box." Chen Yu lifted the lid of the box and took out the golden finger cots inside: "Unpacking is complete! Proceed to the next item, the evaluation and introduction."

Holding the finger cot, Chen Yu showed it at 360 degrees in front of the camera, and continued to explain: "You can clearly see the shape of this product. I can only describe it in two words, exquisite Exquisite! Quite exquisite! From the outside, there is no connection point at all, and the whole is consistent! And I don’t know what material it is made of.

[WDFK? 】

[This is a terrible term for tigers and wolves. 】

[One thing to say, this finger cot looks really pretty. 】

[So what exactly is this golden finger for? 】

After showing the "golden middle finger" for a while, Chen Yu put it on the middle finger of his right hand, and pushed the mask: "I think everyone has noticed that above the fingertips, there are three buttons wrapped in special materials on the left and right. , The left side represents power, and the right side represents speed! There are three gears respectively, and the performance is from low to high."

"Next, I will evaluate the first function of the 'Golden Middle Finger' for everyone! The bullet of friendship."

When the words fell, Chen Yu bent down, took out a wooden board from under the table, and shook it in front of the camera: "It's a normal interaction between friends, it can increase the sense of intimacy, and it won't make the party so boring. Boring. Therefore, the first main function of this golden middle finger is to play the brain. It will be an indispensable tool for playing cards, truth or dare, and fulfilling bets in the next fifteen years.”

While talking, Chen Yu pressed the first button on the left, and with the tingling of his middle finger, pointed at the wooden board, and flicked hard!

"boom!"

"Crack!"

The board broke instantly and flew out of the camera...

[? ? ? 】

[? ? ? ? ? 】

[? ? 】

"Okay, let's try this next."

Throwing away the broken wooden board in his hand, Chen Yu took out a thick fireproof brick from under the table, and pressed the "force two" button to pop it out forcefully!

"Boom!"

The speed at which the Golden Finger ejected was hard to discern with the naked eye, only a muffled sound was heard, and the fireproof brick was split in half instantly!

[? ? ? ? ? 】

【Fuck...】

[? ? ? 】

"Finally, let's try this."

Throwing away the brick, Chen Yu took out a steel rod the size of a child's wrist again, and pressed the "Li San" button.

"Buzz..."

The moment you press the button, you can clearly hear the sound of electricity coming from the golden finger.

"Wow, I feel my middle finger is full of power!"

When the words fell, the middle finger popped out violently!

"when!"

With a loud noise, Chen Yu couldn't hold the iron rod at all due to the huge force from the fingertips. The entire iron rod collapsed and flew, hitting the evaluation table heavily, leaving a deep mark.

"hiss……"

Chen Yu quickly withdrew his left hand in pain, spread his palm and found no injuries, so he was relieved, bent down to pick up the iron rod that was still rolling on the ground, and pointed it at the camera.

I saw that the thick iron rod was already bent.

"Because I let go, the power of the golden finger has not been fully exerted. Otherwise, the iron rod will be broken directly."

"Clang."

Throwing down the iron rod, Chen Yu raised his golden middle finger at the camera, and said with a smile, "How is it? Are you satisfied with the effect of this product? It's a real magic weapon!"

[It turns out that brain collapse means that the brain is broken, and I have learned a lot. 】

【Brainbreaker Artifact ×! Friend Killer √! 】

【Surprised! Is it a special effect? 】

[Headshot Artifact! 】

[Is this fucking brain collapse? ! 】

【marvelous! I want to buy one and go to war...]

[The finger part of the exoskeleton armor. 】

[Thanos took off the Infinity Gauntlet in shame...]

[I just want to know how the UP master got this thing? Did you make it yourself? 】

[Friends walk together for a lifetime, those heads are no longer there. 】

[Bouncing bouncing! Bounce away the crow's feet and bounce into a vegetative state. 】

【Itachi: "Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time..."】

[It is recommended to use it to play Tintin...]

After a wave of bullet screens, Chen Yu turned his direction, exposing the right part of the golden finger, and continued to explain: "Flicking the forehead is only one of its main functions, and it has another important function, which is its The speed part."

"There are also three gears. In the first gear, the finger cot will shake at a speed of ten times per second!"

Chen Yu pressed the first button on the right, and the golden finger immediately shook up and down, extremely fast!

"Next is second gear, a hundred vibrations per second!"

"Om..."

The moment the second button was pressed, the trembling of the golden fingers was like a phantom, and even the sharp sound of wind could be clearly heard!

"Under this kinetic energy, whether it's playing musical instruments, playing e-sports, or even working as an electric drill! It will get twice the result with half the effort!"

[Awesome! I am really convinced! Only a real sand sculpture can create such a thing. 】

【Wow! I seem to know its real purpose. 】

[I always feel that the direction of the car is wrong...]

[Is my barrage yellow? 】

【Understand in seconds! I understand in seconds! 】

【Recommended by a certain hero! 】

[Look first, everyone, I went out for a trip, and the unicorn's arm was a little itchy. 】

【I'm done...】

"Finally, third gear! A thousand vibrations per second!"

"Buzz!!"

The strong wind roared suddenly!

Under the dynamic vision of human beings, the rapidly shaking golden fingers are like real gold plates!

[Fuck, shit, shit! 】

[? ? ? ? 】

【However, this monk has no education...】

[Is the main middle finger of UP abolished? 】

[A dog stole your video! UP master, go and kill him! 】

[Just this *doubly cool! So cool! Double cool! 】

【This ghost thing is for gods...】

[Hurry up and save this sand sculpture. 】

[Is it just me who thinks this thing can be used to amuse cats? 】

【I suspect you will drive again...】

After showing for a while, Chen Yu turned off the button, waited for the golden finger to stop moving, put it in the box, faced the camera, crossed his fingers, and concluded: "Okay, the evaluation of the golden middle finger will come to an end here .”

"Thanks to the handmade company for providing me with this technology product. Of course, I also thank the viewers for their support. Here, here, I have a heartfelt request. I hope everyone will forward my video more, so that my video can be seen. More attention is very important to me. It is related to whether I can bring more and better technological products to everyone.”

"Next week, I will be reviewing the fourth product, which will be the last one of my 'Newcomer' issue. See you next Monday, bye!"

The voice fell, and among the many scrolling barrages, the screen fell into darkness.

Video ends.