Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 147 I would like to be with this mountain and river (gagen)

"Boom!"

At an altitude of 50,000 meters, with a falling speed of 52.3 meters per second, the ball of life fell for a full fifteen minutes before it fell heavily at the foot of the flat Phoenix Mountain and bounced hundreds of meters high.

"Ouch!"

The old man was shaken by the recoil of the intrusion, and suddenly woke up from his sleep, stretching out his hands and scratching.

"Boom."

"Boom."

"Boom boom boom..."

It took another two minutes before the sphere stopped beating.

"Oh, I'm an old bone."

The old man clutched his waist disc, bared his teeth, struggled to get up, and was about to go out.

"Wait a minute, sir."

Chen Yu has been silently guarding around the ball of life, preventing the other party from wanting to come out, and directly picked up the big ball and flew to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

If it is released now, it will not be easy to "transport."

"Young man, is that rocket booster on your back?" The old man lay on the inside of the ball and asked curiously, "How much did you pay for it? Give me one too."

"... You can't buy this."

"Strange, apart from nuclear bombs, what else can't be bought?"

"It seems that you have nothing to do, uncle, and you can talk non-stop."

"If you don't talk, won't you die?" The old man blew his beard and said, "Look, I can still move. If I don't move, I will become a bastard."

"..."

Chen Yu found that his own brain circuit surprisingly matched this old man!

This worries him.

Worried about whether I will become this kind of virtue when I am old...

Soon, the two flew to the top of the mountain. Chen Yu first connected the space of the portal, and then opened the entrance of the sphere, and the surging lubricating fluid immediately rushed the old man out.

Lying on the snow that was as fast as melting, the old man was supported to stand up, turned his head to look down the mountain, suddenly looked solemn, stopped straight, and saluted Chen Yu with a fairly standard military salute.

"Forehead?"

Chen Yu was stunned and took a step back: "Master, what do you mean..."

After receiving the gift, the old man held Chen Yu's hands tightly, and said seriously: "You are a good boy, an excellent boy. The future of the country depends on young people with aspirations like you."

"You... your change is a bit abrupt."

"Actually, what I told you before was all old man's nonsense. The only thing is that it is true that the roads are broken and the bridges collapsed." The old man smiled: "Because I am a veteran."

"That's it." Chen Yu looked the old man up and down: "I really couldn't see it just now."

Let go of the hand, the old man's waist is humped again, and his momentum is gone. Bending down from the photo on the ground, he handed it to Chen Yu triumphantly: "Is it pretty?"

"good."

"Is it difficult to admit that others are good?"

"Okay, nice, beautiful."

"Hey. Of course she's beautiful. This is my wife."

"You can just take the hundred-day photo." Chen Yu couldn't laugh or cry.

"There is no current one..." The old man smiled: "She only has this photo because she died."

Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Sorry."

The old man waved his hand: "There is nothing to be sorry for. We just got married, she was killed by stray bullets. I rubbed my sleeves, but the blood couldn't be wiped clean. Our regiment was poor at that time. We were all poor. In order to make She walked away beautifully, and the whole regiment made her a new dress with the little fabric left."

As he spoke, his eyes were blurred again. He touched the photo and choked up uncontrollably: "You're so fucking poor. I've used all the white cloth, and there's still half a sleeve left. The white cloth wrapped by a few comrades in arms has been removed."

In an instant, the atmosphere on the top of the mountain became heavy.

The crazy barrage in the live broadcast room gradually became sparse.

"But it's all worth it." The old man took a deep breath, took back the old photos, turned around and pointed at the beautiful scenery under Phoenix Mountain: "Look at this snow, this scenery, can you say it's not beautiful?"

"Beautiful." Chen Yu said.

"Beauty is enough. Beautiful things must be held, and no one can touch them except our own people. We old people have done everything we can. What will happen in the future? Development, economy, military power, and you It’s up to you to build high-tech stuff. I really like you, you built an island and landed on the moon, great job!”

Patting Chen Yu on the shoulder, the old man gave Representative Ren Hell a fierce look, picked up the walking stick, and staggered towards the portal, singing a long tune while walking.

"You develop space well. I, I wish to be with this mountain and river."

After the voice fell, the figure of the old man had disappeared into the portal...

Standing on the top of the mountain, Chen Yu was silent for a long time before returning a salute.

[Oh shit, I lost my eyes. 】

【Me too. 】

[This old man has to make me feel guilty? 】

[The one who talked nonsense before hanged himself. 】

[Sorry, I got sand in my eyes. 】

[Sorry, I got sand in my eyes. 】

[Sorry, my eyes went into the excavator. 】

【Greetings to veterans! 】

[True veterans don't die. 】

The silence on the top of the mountain lasted for half a minute. Chen Yu put down his hands and turned to look at Ren Hell's representative: "My friend, it's your turn."

"..."

The representative heard the slight change in Chen Yu's tone, and quickly fell to the ground: "Damn honey!"

"Stop stuffing it, hurry up and tell me what you want to play, and finish it quickly."

"I……"

Ren Hell's representative was full of thoughts in his throat, but he couldn't say a word.

He participated in the interaction of "Overtime and Space Evaluation" this time, but he had many tasks on his shoulders. But looking at the current atmosphere, it is obvious that you can't say more, otherwise it will increase the hostility of the overtime UP master for nothing.

"well."

Sighing, the representative got into the wet ball, trying to maintain respect and politeness: "Sir, send me to Mount Fuji. I want to fall from Mount Fuji."

"no problem."

Chen Yu nodded, and after operating in front of the portal, he kicked the ball of life into the metal arch with a roundabout kick.

Then, he started the engine, and with the help of the two tail flames, he flew after it.

On the empty mountaintop, except for Xiao Taohong, there were only two astronauts looking at each other.

"Shall we start preparing now?"

"good."

The two immediately opened their respective boxes, took out a can of insulated oxygen cylinders, and stuffed them into the sockets on the back of the simple space suits. After that, they took out fully enclosed helmets and put them on each other's heads.

This set of space suits is unique, mainly focusing on lightness and temperature insulation.

The price is that the protection ability is very poor, and there are too few mounted accessories, so it is impossible to work for a long time in an atmosphere-free exoplanet environment.

It took four minutes to finish dressing each other. The two closed the lid of the box and waited quietly for Chen Yu to return before starting to act.

But after another four minutes, Chen Yu didn't wait, instead, a group of villagers who lived in Phoenix Mountain ran from the foot of the mountain.

The leader was the tourist who was scared away by Chen Yu before.

"Really! It's true!"

"It's incredible, it's almost the same as us?"

"I don't know what the face looks like..."

"Their helmet glass is too dark to see clearly."

"The girl next to me is also an alien?"

"I don't know if there is reproductive isolation..."

"A great discovery that shocked the world! It's going to catch fire!"

Everyone was wearing thick down jackets, and when they saw the two astronauts, they immediately became excited, took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and chattered non-stop.

"Everyone, don't move forward. Son, hurry up and call the police with your mobile phone!"

The headed village chief stopped the crowd, then turned to look at the two astronauts, respectfully and cautiously: "Welcome to Earth."

astronaut:"……"

"W...welcome to...Earth?"

astronaut:"……"