This Star Wants To Retire

In the capital, in a courtyard.

Mrs. Zhong Lin came out from the kitchen with a fruit plate, put it on the coffee table in the living room with a smile on her face, and then began to heat water in the cups of the two old people.

To be able to take care of her like this, these two old people are naturally extraordinary.

One of them is Mrs. Zhong Lin's little grandfather He Pingan.

Another old man was complaining to He Pingan.

"Old He, Old He, I'm coming to your house as a guest. It's fine if you don't like wine and good food, but you still don't watch our CCTV's party. In front of me, the director, the New Year's Eve party of Octopus Terrace. What do you mean?" the old man named Ji Huawen asked.

"Tsk, Taiwan Ji has such a great official authority. As an audience, I can watch whatever channel I want in my own home. Can you control it?" He Pingan said while blowing on the hot water.

Mrs. Zhong Lin watched the two old men bickering, but did not dare to interrupt.

Watch TV with peace of mind.jpg.

Ma'am, you must also want to watch Octopus TV in your heart, right?

To be honest, she thinks that this year's Octopus Taiwan's New Year's Eve party is really good.

For example, Chen Shanqi sang "The First Day" before, she really liked it and wanted to add it to the playlist.

In her opinion, this song is very suitable for listening to while driving on the way home from get off work.

As for the following dance "The Palace Banquet", Zhong Lin was stunned.

It's amazing, really amazing!

This combination of culture, history and dance is so touching the hearts of Chinese people!

The sense of moving and empathy, as well as the sense of national pride, is really too strong!

While watching the show, she would sneak a peek at the old man Ji Huawen from time to time.

"I don't know how Uncle Ji feels when he sees Luo Mo and Ning Dan put on such a wonderful party?" Mrs. Zhong Lin said in her heart.

But Ji Huawen couldn't show his emotions or anger, and kept smiling and bickering with He Pingan, as if he didn't care much.

It's just that, in the past, when the two quarreled, Ji Huawen, who claimed to be a half-educated person, would congratulate Ping An and not argue with him, lest he start to swear if he couldn't fight.

Li Yunlong's set in "Bright Sword" on Earth, He Ping'an actually said it was a thief.

But in the bickering today, Ji Huawen obviously had no intention of letting go.

This made Zhong Lin couldn't help saying several times: "Eat fruit, eat fruit, grandpa, Uncle Ji, I cut it very hard, you can eat some."

Right now, a new show is about to hit the stage.

It was a skit program by Liu Gongming, the sixth senior brother.

On the screen, the name of the program appeared - "Follow what you like".

Among all types of evening shows, He Ping'an's favorite thing to watch is sketches.

So he immediately said: "Forget it, I won't argue with you, and don't affect my reading of sketches."

The two old men had a truce and began to watch the show with great interest.

Zhong Lin looked at the small characters under the program name and said, "The screenwriter is Luo Mo."

"That's right, then I'd like to see what kind of sketches these small characters can write." He Pingan said.

Zhong Lin took the opportunity to complain: "Grandpa, it's not working time now, so I'll tell you the truth in private. Luo Mo knows how to embarrass me, and the things he creates are always very sensitive, making it more difficult for me to pass the review." !"

"Okay, okay! The little grandpa will help you take a good look at his sketch today from the perspective of review, and then think about whether your complaint just now is true or not." He Pingan said with a smile.

Ji Huawen choked from the side: "My granddaughter doesn't believe what she says, Zhong Lin, you are so capable, why don't you just come to our CCTV."

He Pingan immediately glared at him.

At this time, the skit officially started.

Liu Gongming, the sixth senior brother, made his debut.

It is conceivable that as soon as he appeared, the barrage in the live broadcast would explode instantly!

No way, Sixth Senior Brother has really become famous all over the place, and now it can be said that he is in a hot state.

Everyone wanted to laugh when they saw him.

Even if he does things in a serious manner, everyone finds it funny.

Many viewers who watched the live broadcast felt extremely pleasantly surprised.

"Senior Brother Six is ​​here to perform the skit!"

"Wow! Luo Mo wrote the screenplay, and the sixth senior brother will act, it's okay!"

"Today's party has a lot of surprises!"

"I'm sorry, I'm already smiling happily before he speaks."

"It's your fucking name Charlotte, isn't it?"

"Sin!"

As for Hao Jian, played by Liu Gongming on stage, the first sentence he uttered made the pupils of He Ping'an and Ji Huawen shrink, and they realized that this sketch... was extraordinary!

I saw Hao Jian anxiously saying: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over... Something big happened! The old boss of our unit was unfortunately caught by a fly swatter! The top sent down another... No, one! "

Well, there is no need to look down.

Zhong Lin's complaint is true!

He Ping'an and Ji Huawen looked at each other, the more the subject matter, the more curious they were, the more they wanted to see it.

[Hao Jian] played by Brother Six continued to face the audience, explaining the background: "The new head of ju will carry out rectification as soon as he comes up, and our head of Ke will summon me immediately."

"Usually I have so many minor ailments, I guess this time my job is lost."

"Oh, it's over!"

After Hao Jian finished talking about the background of the sketch, he began to walk into the interior of the office that had been built on the stage.

Loud snoring sounds also sounded at this moment.

"Captain Ma Ke." Hao Jian said.

Ma Ke, who was awakened [Ma Jingjing], immediately stopped his loud snoring: "Hey, Xiao Hao, come in, come in."

"Sorry to disturb your sleep." Hao Jian said cautiously.

"It's okay, I'll take a nap now, don't delay." Ma Jingjing said: "Sit down."

Then, Ma Jingjing began to drink tea.

Her drinking tea is really deep essence.

The sound of inhaling and exhaling must be loud, and from time to time, you have to spit out the broken tea leaves that you accidentally sucked into your mouth.

Seeing her realistic performance, He Ping'an and Ji Huawen slowly put down the water glass in tacit understanding.

"Recently...everything is going well at home?" Ma Jingjing said.

"It's okay for the time being, but in the future... let's leave it to fate." Hao Jian replied.

"I heard that you like to play table tennis when you're free at work?" Ma Jingjing said.

Hao Jian sat there with his legs together and huddled up, and said, "I'll review it!"

"I'm too playful! Playing table tennis hurts others and myself. If I play table tennis again in the future, I will use my hands!"

"I...I refuse Huang! I refuse to gamble! I refuse to play table tennis!"

Zhong Lin smiled instantly.

Ma Jingjing looked at Hao Jian and said, "Let me tell you this. The newly transferred Chief Du Ju, coincidentally, also likes to play table tennis. Do you understand what to do?"

The three people present in the living room immediately understood why the sketch was called "Follow It Like It".

It turned out to be about this social issue!

Unexpectedly, Hao Jian looked at Ma Jingjing and said bitterly: "Mr. Ke, you are making things difficult for me. I can take care of myself, but how can I manage Mr. Ju!"

Zhong Lin almost laughed out loud, and the two old men couldn't help laughing.

"Hao Jian!" Ma Jingjing started pacing in the office and said, "Your ability to understand intentions is too poor. The reason is that you don't seek to improve your thinking!"

"Tell you, if you go on like this, you will be a clerk in your life!" Ma Jingjing said.

Hao Jian on the side stood up excitedly, with a look of excitement on his face: "Really?"

He nodded and bowed, and said with a smile: "Then I can rest assured that my job is finally stable!"

Look, the fleshy folds on his face are smiling again.

Ma Jingjing began to have a good chat with Hao Jian, telling him that as long as he can accompany him in table tennis, he will soar into the sky.

The dialogue here originally contained the content of "The Deer and Ding Tale". Since Blue Star did not have "The Deer and Ding Tale", Luo Mo quoted a piece of Blue Star's historical facts about Wei Zhongquan, an eunuch with great power.

"Look, Wei Zhongquan played cuju with the emperor, what happened to him in the end?" Ma Jingjing was persuasive, expectant, waiting for his answer.

Hao Jian's flesh folds piled together, and he replied in seconds: "Eunuch."

He Pingan smiled, but Ji Huawen was still holding back.

Ma Jingjing said: "Okay, anyway, the content of your daily work from now on is to practice table tennis, put that work aside."

"Priority!" she said loudly.

Niu wow, what a distinction between primary and secondary!

Zhong Lin said in her heart: "Luo Mo, Luo Mo, you might not have imagined that these two would sit together and watch your sketch, right?"

Did Hao Jian say that this is not a sycophant?

Ma Jingjing: "Who are you scolding?"

"Are you scolding again?!"

"If you can do it, do it, if you can't do it, then leave, and leave that position free for me. Let me tell you, our country has no shortage of people who can play table tennis!"

All of a sudden, the audience at the scene was all boiling, and the audience watching the live broadcast died of laughter.

But there is actually an irony here.

On the bright side, it was a wave of praise for how good our Chinese table tennis is.

But it is actually implying that in this world, there is no shortage of people who can flatter.

"Isn't it just playing table tennis? It has such a magical effect, isn't it?" Hao Jian said.

Ma Jingjing said that I now treat you as my own, and I will let you see how I got to where I am today step by step.

She turned on the computer, and Hao Jian took a closer look: "The boss likes pictures?"

Ma Jingjing pointed at the computer and said, "Well, I like fishing."

"I just dived into the water and hung one by one on his hook."

Hahahaha, what the hell!

"This one likes to play mahjong!"

"I'll take the handle off and fire him!"

"This guy likes Wenwan, so I'll take my great-grandfather's relics for him to wear."

Hahahaha, that's outrageous.

Of course, the strongest is yet to come.

Ma Jingjing pointed to the next person and said, "This one, I like me."

After she finished speaking, she realized that she couldn't continue, so she quickly covered the laptop.

- Absolutely!

Luo Mo, you really dare to write!

When Ning Dan watched the rehearsal, he immediately thought of Chen's crooked idea, which made him leave CCTV and withdraw from the election.

For a moment, she didn't know whether Luo Mo wrote this paragraph on purpose.

Are you alluding to me?

"Hey, wait a minute, why did you fasten it when you mentioned the key point." Hao Jian looked at the computer and said.

Later, Hao Jian said that her flattering skills were in her blood, which angered Ma Jingjing again.

He immediately reflected that he couldn't speak, and he was always targeted at meetings, but Ma Jingjing was the only one who was always praised. Is it because you are beautiful?

"It's not just because of this." Ma Jingjing said seriously.

Well, beauty is also one aspect.

"Let me tell you, meetings are tricky."

"As soon as the leader speaks, as soon as he asks his question, I will immediately give one: Huh?"

"The leader thought, what's the matter, are you questioning my meaning?"

"When everything is finished, I don't know what he said, but I have to follow up immediately: oh~~~~~~~" Ma Jingjing said in a long voice.

Zhong Lin felt that she couldn't laugh anymore.

Ji Huawen and He Pingan looked at each other in blank dismay, and began to fall into memories.

"I want him to feel that I've been baptized by his words, and I've been enlightened. In the end, I'll be on the same team as the leader!" Ma Jingjing said with a smile.

Hao Jianli replied immediately: "Oh~~~~~~"

"Listen to your words, subvert your outlook on life!"

--"Been taught a lesson".

The two then began to imagine the future.

Ma Jingjing said, don't say you have become a regular, my office will be yours in the future.

She called Hao Jian: "Mr. Hao Ke."

He immediately felt as if he was getting an electric shock, trembling all over, and said in his mouth: "Don't, don't, don't——"

Later, he covered his face and stomped his feet in embarrassment, and kept laughing.

Its appearance can be referred to when Zeng Xiaoxian called Zhang Wei "tall, rich and handsome" in "Love Apartment".

Zhong Lin felt like she was going to laugh out loud.

Ma Jingjing also asked him to sit in his seat, and he said it was comfortable as soon as he sat down, no wonder you always sleep during working hours.

At this moment, the phone rang.

Hao Jian instinctively picked up the conversation: "Hi, I'm Captain Hao Ke, who are you?"

So sarcastic, yet so funny.

The two old people are in a very complicated state.

I felt very funny and funny, and felt a little heavy in my heart.

After Ma Jingjing learned that it was Chief Du's call, she immediately grabbed it.

Her voice was rough just now, but with a Northeast accent, her voice changed instantly, and became what is called nowadays——[clip tone]!

Just this sound, just listening to the sound can make people feel numb.

sharp! so amazing!

It also made the audience feel funny and admired.

No wonder the timbre of her lines can change so quickly in "Charlotte Annoyance."

She also told the other side of the phone: "It just so happens that I have some good news to tell you."

She actually set up a ping pong ball in the office and said that she will play here in the future, and I will be the referee for you!

Before Du Juchang came in, the two of you were Hao Ke, and I was Ma Chu, and I was overjoyed.

It's the same as getting an electric shock, smoking and having fun over there.

Then, Hao Jian went to practice, and Ma Jingjing was arranging her makeup.

Brother Six is ​​so funny, he played table tennis against the air, which was also full of laughs.

At this moment, a voice came from outside the house: "I will punish anyone who plays table tennis again in the future!"

The sound startled the two of them.

Chief Du came in, and Ma Jingjing went to entertain him immediately.

Hao Jian stood by and was at a loss, not knowing where to hide his ping-pong bats and table.

He silently stuffed the racket into his trousers, and then took the net off the table.

"Playing table tennis is originally an active sport, but if you use it for your own liking, it will be evil!" Du Juchang turned his head and saw Hao Jian holding the net.

Hao Jianli immediately wrapped the net around his neck as a scarf.

After the two sat down, Chief Du began to ask Ma Jingjing whether she had taken the lead.

Ma Jingjing immediately showed her talent and said, "I told them! I told them that no matter how much you practice, you will not be able to reach your level. You are the champion every year in your original unit."

"Hey!" Old Du raised his hand to correct, "Don't flatter me, I was the runner-up one year."

The audience on the live broadcast burst into laughter again.

"Actually, I'm not very good at table tennis." Old Du said, "How did I win the championship every year? It's all water!"

Ma Jingjing continued to flatter and said: "It can't be, it's not all water. Didn't you just say that you will be the runner-up after a year."

The runner-up should always be won by real strength, right? This logic is right! Kudos to my wit.

"That's right, I was the deputy chief that year." Old Du said as a matter of course.

The audience couldn't laugh anymore in an instant.

I didn't expect this burden to shake back and forth!

Lao Du immediately said that he would not talk about this topic. Didn't you just tell me the good news?

Ma Jingjing, who couldn't make it up, immediately blamed Hao Jian: "I'm asking you, what's the good news."

"Ask me?" Hao Jian, who still had a net around his neck, was dumbfounded.

So realistic, and this scene is extremely ironic!

I will take the merits, and if there are things that cannot be handled, there will be scapegoats. Remember to memorize them.

Hao Jian looked at Lao Du, and finally said, "My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xin."

Lao Du shook his head and laughed out loud: "Your name is Hao Xin?"

"The fuck took it for him, what did you say you took it." Ma Jingjing said.

"Then what do you want from me?" Old Du asked.

"What do you think I'm looking for you? Can't you guess it?" Hao Jian said.

Puchi——, Zhong Lin was dying of laughter.

"If you can't guess it, I'll give you three days. If you guess it, let me know." Hao Jian wanted to leave.

——"Slipped away".

Ma Jingjing refused to let him go.

Make sure he says something.

Many viewers who watched the live broadcast only felt that the scale of this program was really large and the irony was so strong!

Luo Mo really dared to choose this subject!

Everyone was both amused and shocked.

Hao Jian couldn't help it, he was not good at this, and he couldn't speak very well.

In the end, I could only bite the bullet and said that I would report these table tennis players for making too much noise and screaming, which affected Chief Ma to go to work and sleep.

Ma Jingjing fell off the sofa with one ass, a classic job - [falling the stool].

Hao Jian quickly changed it to: "Impact writing materials!"

"Tell me a small report?" Old Du said: "This little comrade is very timely, just after I have sorted out the situation."

--"timely".

Ma Jingjing looked at him and said, "Is it redundant?"

Lao Du suddenly mentioned Hao Jian, saying that he has strong professional ability and active work, so he decided to make him a full-time employee.

Hao Jianli was immediately excited, and after screaming, he said, "I, I'm so happy for him!"

"Hao Xin, you should learn more from Hao Jian." Old Du looked at him and said.

Then, he took off Hao Jian's "scarf", put the net on it again, and said, "Don't keep using your stage name, or you won't be able to accept the good news, how sad it is."

Lao Du actually understood everything.

"I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong." Hao Jian said sincerely.

"Enough! Is this your fault?" Ma Jingjing yelled loudly.

"Mr. Du Ju, it's my fault. If you want to say it, you can say it to me." When she saw that the limelight was wrong, she even had to admit her mistake first, to prove that she had a high level of ideological consciousness, and continued to flatter her.

"That's enough! Ma Jingjing is a sycophant, the black sheep! I came here today just to learn from you, it's really an eye-opener! Wait for it to be dealt with!"

Lao Du turned and left, Ma Jingjing immediately went after him.

At the end of the skit, Hao Jian said to the audience as he did at the beginning: "Something has happened, and the chief of the unit, Mark, has also been photographed."

——"Echoing from the beginning to the end".

"I finally understand that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must refuse pornography, gambling, and flattery!"

"Don't always think about what the leader likes, think more about what the people need!"

The skit "Follow It Like It" is officially over, and the words at the end can be described as resounding.

During the live broadcast, the barrage instantly went crazy.

"Luo Mo, you are so brave!"

"You have a lot of guts!"

"Laughing, it's not a day or two, you know?"

"Funny, sarcastic, and meaningful!"

"Luo Mo is awesome, Sixth Senior Brother is awesome! Ma Dongmei is awesome!"

This "Follow What They Like" talks about these people doing what they like, and doing things like flattering horses, but the final effect is--following the preferences of ordinary people!

After watching the sketch, Zhong Lin kept peeking at He Pingan and Ji Huawen from the corner of her eye.

She liked this sketch very much, and found it very interesting.

The two old people looked at each other, and finally He Pingan took the lead and said: "Okay, this sketch is good!"

He even directly said to Zhong Lin: "Say hello to the newspaper and the media, promote it well, and promote its positive impact!"

"Okay." Zhong Lin immediately agreed.

Ji Huawen nodded slightly at the side, approving the sketch.

In fact, on Earth, this skit has been on the Spring Festival Gala for 15 years.

Shen Teng and Ma Li also have a sketch, which is also very daring to act. It is a bit similar, but it just satirizes the other side. It is called "Going through the motions". Even more powerful.

It's just that, when it comes to taking works, the most important thing is to be suitable.

The opportunity for the emergence of "Follow It Like It" is the best.

What Ji Huawen is thinking now is: "This kind of program should actually appear in our CCTV gala, it should be on the Spring Festival Gala!"

The skits with this format were broadcast on Octopus Channel, which was indeed a little bit interesting.

And I'm afraid that in case of CCTV's skits, no one else dares to act, dare to speak, and no one else has a bigger picture?

That's troublesome!

Besides, when Ji Huawen saw this sketch, it was equivalent to Luo Mo planting a thunderbolt in his heart.

It's just a chance, and it can be completely detonated!

Of course, before that, the party at Octopus Terrace will be even hotter and hotter!

But it doesn't matter, this is not a big problem.

After all, neither Xu Chujing nor Luo Mo himself came on stage yet.

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At the request of the editor, we will continue to update the preview. This chapter will be updated at 15:34 on August 31, and the next chapter is expected to be around 6:00 pm tomorrow. )