This anchor has a little conscience, but not much!

……

——[(covers his mouth and weeps) Fish: If I can meet you in this life, it is a blood mold! 】

——[Fish: May there be no Cao thief in heaven…]

—[(covers face) I suspect he did it on purpose. 】

——[Fish: I’m really tied to Q. (covering his mouth and crying)]

——[(slaps the table and laughs wildly) God, who will take care of him, hahahahaha! After watching the live broadcast for a day, I almost died of laughter several times. 】

——[Laughing to death, hahahaha…]

——【I knew it would end like this. (laughing and crying)]

…

The atmosphere at the scene fell silent for a while.

Cao Shengming and the photographer looked at each other, but they didn’t speak for a long time – maybe they were mourning for this fish.

“elder brother,”

In the end, the photographer couldn’t hold back: “Have your ancestors taught you how to deal with this kind of thing?”

Cao Shengming was silent for a while, then said lightly: “Turn on the fire, heat the pan, put oil, fry both sides until golden brown, add garlic, ginger, millet spicy, pour a can of beer, put some salt, dark soy sauce, light soy sauce, turn to low heat Cook for 5 minutes, then add chicken essence, light soy sauce, turn to high heat to collect juice, thicken with cornstarch, put on a plate and sprinkle with chopped green onion.”

Photographer: “…”

…

–【……Ha ha ha ha! ! You’re riding a horse and laughing to death, forget it! ! 】

——[Sure enough! Sure enough! He had already thought about it from the beginning, hahahaha! ! ! 】

——[(covering his mouth and crying) I was so naive to think that he was really kind and wanted to save the fish’s life…]

——[(funny) Cao Thief: This is an accident, you must believe me. 】

…

When Cao Shengming finished dictating the process of cooking fish.

The photographer was stunned on the spot, and it took a long time for him to regain his senses. He couldn’t help taking a deep breath: “Brother, why do you always find a high-sounding excuse for yourself every time you commit a crime?”

“you misunderstood,”

Cao Shengming blinked: “This is really an accident, please believe me.”

“If that’s the case, then let’s bury it?”

“polluted environment.”

“Then why don’t you give it to someone else?”

“Are you sending a dead fish to curse others?”

“Then just throw it here.”

“Then isn’t it dying?”

“…Then…then let’s take it home and stew?”

“This is what you said,” Cao Shengming quickly picked up the silver carp and bighead carp: “This has nothing to do with me, he instructed me to do this, you want to seek revenge and trouble to find him, but don’t worry, I will definitely give it to me. Your stew is fragrant, so that you can be a fish with temperament when you die!”

Say it.

Cao Shengming was so excited that he hugged the fish and ran back.

The photography department stood on the spot and thought about it, and finally sighed helplessly, and followed up with the camera.

“Brother, wait for me, I suggest we go buy two more cans of beer, it’s better to get two more bowls of rice…”

on the way back.

The two rushed towards the hotel one after the other, but they didn’t notice the Duo No. 67 coming towards them.

Just passed by.

“Um?”

No. 67 Jiang Chen suddenly paused, and looked back at Cao Shengming’s back with a puzzled look on his face: “Why do I think the two of them looked a little familiar just now?”

“No way,”

The photographer followed his gaze and looked over: “It looks a little familiar, but I can’t remember where I’ve seen it, hey! Did you see it, he’s holding a big fish in his hand!”

“I didn’t think they were familiar until I saw the fish, but I have to say, his fish is really big.”

Jiang Chen said with some envy, “I don’t know how much fish we can catch with our net, but I guess it should be bigger than his head.”

talking.

Jiang Chen’s eyes became hot: “I have inquired, there are silver carp and bighead carp in this lake, and the market price for such a big one is at least fifteen yuan per catty.”

“We bought this fishing net for 50 yuan. As long as we caught a silver carp and bighead carp, we would pay back the cost. The rest is pure profit.”

The photographer couldn’t help but licked his lips: “By the way, can we stop selling our first fish? I haven’t eaten meat for several days, and I can make up for it by eating some fish.”

“no problem!”

Jiang Chen swears and pats his chest: “I will cook by myself, don’t worry, with my business acumen, it’s only a matter of time, let alone eating fish, every day is not a thing Big problem.”

The two quickly arrived at the place where the net was placed.

Then.

The photographer’s face changed: “No, this…this net…how did this net get picked up!?”

Jiang Chen fixed his eyes on it.

really!

The fishing net that he had set had been pulled up by someone at this time, and it was still on the shore in such a wrinkled shape.

“It really is!”

Jiang Chen was shocked, and quickly checked: “Damn it! We have fish scales left on the Internet!”

“Nima, someone took the fish from our net and ran away!”

Jiang Chen was angry at that time: “Fuck, which bastard is so immoral!”

The photographer woke up like a dream: “The two people…the two holding the fish, is it possible that the two grandchildren did it!?”

“…”

Jiang Chen pondered for a while, then removed a fish scale from the fishing net, carefully observed it for a long time, and said, “Based on my experience, by analyzing the size of this fish scale, the fish we caught in this net must be at least fifty kilograms or more! ”

“But the one they held just now, although it’s not small, it only lasted more than 20 kilograms.”

“So, it shouldn’t be the two of them who did it.”

Say it.

Jiang Chen stood up with a gloomy face, and looked around: “Fuck, it’s not good to be a teacher. Forget it, I’m afraid I won’t be able to find it now, so let’s clean up the net, change the place, and come back tomorrow night.”

“it is good.”

Live Room 67.

The audience almost died of laughter.

(Kneeling and begging for flower evaluation tickets and monthly tickets! 10 more data!)