The System Forces Me to Be the Emperor

Zhuge Yuanba came back wearing moonlight, but his face was not good-looking.

Xiao Rui asked: "What's wrong? Unfavorable teacher?"

Zhuge Yuanba nodded, and said: "I didn't expect Li Jianwen to be surrounded by a cloud of masters, a fifth-rank master followed closely, and there were fourth-rank and third-rank masters. It seems that Li Tang also knows that his son is doing a lot of evil, and he is afraid of accidents, so Specially invited experts to protect him."

"So it's very difficult to capture him and then punish him in full view?" Xiao Rui asked.

Zhuge Yuanba sighed, and said: "I have the confidence to defeat that fifth-rank expert, but what about the other guards? Forget it, I admit defeat and don't kill him. What do you want me to do?"

"I let you kill Li Jianwen in full view!" Xiao Rui said with a smile.

Zhuge Yuanba glared, and said angrily: "You brat, are you kidding me? If I didn't say what I said just now, Li Jianwen will be killed. Then I will let you dance on the streets of the capital. Hmph, look at you!" Where is King Xian's face going!"

"Okay, I'll wait and see. But it's hard to see you, how about this, I'll help you catch Li Jianwen." Xiao Rui said straightforwardly.

Zhuge Yuanba asked, "What good idea do you have?"

Xiao Rui smiled without saying a word, and said: "The mountain people have their own tricks!"

The next day, Xiao Rui woke up naturally after sleeping, and took Wu Zhanfa to visit Yangzhou City.

It is not easy to capture Li Jianwen under heavy siege. It is definitely not possible to transfer the tiger away from the mountain, and other strategies must be adopted.

I heard that Li Jianwen has the skills that most dandies know, and this skill can be fully displayed and displayed in Yangzhou, a place of romance!

What is the most popular place in Yangzhou?

The ring is fat, the swallows are thin and beautiful, and the jade limbs are sold in the golden cave.

Xiao Rui asked Wu Zhanfa to find out that Li Jianwen's favorite flower building is Xiaoyao Pavilion. There is a poem that goes: "Xiaoyao Pavilion, Xiaoyao Pavilion, looking for Xiaoyao in the Xiaoyao Pavilion. Ask the king, how can there be heaven, and Xiaoyao Pavilion in Xiaoyao Pavilion."

It is said that Li Jianwen often takes Xiaoyao Pavilion as his home, lingers in it without thinking about it, and he will definitely be able to wait here, so Xiao Rui's plan is also planned to start from Xiaoyao Pavilion.

In addition, Xiao Rui also wants to see the reputation of Yangzhou's top flower houses, is it true, as the rumors say, that even a stone can make you feel soft!

When I came to Xiaoyao Pavilion, I saw that it was built on the edge of the river. The exquisite architectural carvings and painted buildings are very different from the surroundings. If it weren't for the three elegant gilt characters of "Xiaoyao Pavilion" on the tall gate, I would really think that It's an official residence!

From the location and architecture alone, it is indeed the most famous flower house in Yangzhou.

It was approaching noon, and the Xiaoyao Pavilion was very lively at this time. After Xiao Rui arrived, he was enthusiastically invited in by Mr. Gui, and said, "You two young masters, for which oiran are you here today?"

Xiao Rui smiled and said: "I can do it, it depends on whether the girl is willing or not!"

Mr. Gui was taken aback for a moment, and then admired him: "Master, what a great idea! The girls in our Xiaoyao Pavilion are all first-class beauties, and it would be good to spend a good night with anyone, so why bother who you choose! With Mr. Have a leisurely party!"

"Can you not pay for being handsome?" Xiao Rui asked him.

The corner of Gui Gong's mouth twitched, and he shook his head.

"So, it's better to be handsome than to be rich!" Xiao Rui laughed. This is like the stalking between Wang Sicong and Ning Zetao. Even in this era, money comes first.

After entering, the hall is not the imaginary Yinggeyanwu, nor is it beautiful, but a woman wearing a white dress, long sleeves swaying, long hair flowing, with not heavy but very delicate makeup on her face, with a little bit of eyebrows. Cinnabar, painted with mysterious patterns, does not have a smiling face, but is cold and noble, like a fairy in the sky.

Oh, it turns out that this is the way to go!

Not to mention, this series is really wonderful, it can stimulate male possessiveness, implying men, look! These are fairies! Surprised or not, stimulated or not?

Moreover, these women are just maids serving tea and wine. The real fairy oiran is upstairs in the private room. According to the rules of Xiaoyao Pavilion, not everyone can go upstairs and enter the private room. They need to be invited by the oiran of Xiaoyao Pavilion to enter. Unless you are Li Jianwen, you have to abide by this rule.

So after Xiao Rui and Wu Zhanfa came in, they were invited to sit in the lobby, surrounded by children from rich families and officials.

Xiao Rui sat down and listened to the discussion around him.

"Have you heard? Everyone is ready to welcome guests today! You must prepare well after the meeting!"

"Really? Master Yu is going to choose a guest again? Is it Master Yu who is loved by the governor's son Li Jianwen?"

"Of course! Li Jianwen takes Xiaoyao Pavilion as his home. Except for Yu, everyone in Xiaoyao Pavilion dares to reject him. Who else dares to reject Li Jianwen? He is the son of the governor!"

"The more you can't get it, the more eager you are. I heard that Mr. Li boasted that he would marry Master Yu as his wife as long as Master Yu vomited!"

"So powerful? What's the origin of this Master Yu? Why doesn't Li Jianwen force himself to bow, you understand!"

"Rude! Rude! Wouldn't it be rude to be beautiful"

"Cut! If it were you, it would be like that hungry dog ​​eating shit!"

"Boy, you actually called everyone Yu a dog!"

"Stop making trouble. I heard that Mr. Yu's father was a good friend of Li Shishi and was once a member of the party. Unfortunately, he was exiled thousands of miles away. A lady like Mr. Yu was reduced to prostitution, so Mr. Li didn't dare to fight hard. , and even to show sincerity, let everyone choose the man they like. So not only in Xiaoyao Pavilion, but also in the whole Yangzhou City, any oiran is not as good as Master Yu! If you can get the favor of Master Yu, this life is worth it !"

"Do you dare? Be careful that Mr. Li will chop you up!"

"It's also romantic to die under a peony flower and be a ghost."

...

There were discussions everywhere, and Xiao Rui could hear them clearly from the side, which was similar to what Wu Zhanfa had inquired about.

Soon, as the hall was full of guests, the show officially began.

The geisha candidates in Xiaoyao Pavilion are mostly arty. A question is given, and the guests answer the question. Those who meet the answer in the geisha's mind will be invited into the wing room.

As for whether the geisha is a performer after entering the wing room, or whether she is willing to commit herself, it depends on the talent of the guest.

In succession, many geisha asked questions, and the guests in the hall competed, and the chosen guests went upstairs with smiles on their faces.

The complacent look was like killing a bloody path among thousands of enemies.

Brother, I'm hitting a home run right away, you guys continue to wait hard while hitting the base, don't be envious, don't be jealous, because your heart will hurt.

Finally, we arrived at Master Yu.

The personal servant girl of Master Yu came out, standing on the second floor without being afraid of the fiery gaze, and said crisply: "Dear guests, my lady has asked a question, and those who can answer this question can go upstairs to communicate with my lady." .”

After finishing speaking, the little servant girl paused for a moment, and said again: "My lady's question is: Why do wild geese fly south?"

As soon as the topic came out, the guests in the hall talked a lot, why did the wild geese fly south? Because his parents are flying south! Could it be for other reasons?

For a while, the guests scratched their heads and couldn't think of the reason.

However, some people still took the attitude of giving it a try, wrote the answers, and handed them over to Mr. Gui.

Wu Zhanfa was also puzzled, this question is very difficult, he looked at Xiao Rui, and saw that His Royal Highness was confident, took a sip of tea, and hooked his fingers.

Wu Zhanfa stretched his head over, and Xiao Rui read the answer to him. Then he nodded, and followed Xiao Rui's instructions, and wrote down the answer on the paper.

However, Xiao Rui left the last name as Wu Zhanfa's name.

Soon the answer was sent to Master Yu's room, and after waiting for a while, the servant girl of Master Yu came out and asked with a smile, "Excuse me, who is Wu Fa, Mr. Wu? My lady welcomes you!"

The guests in the hall looked around, and when Wu Zhanfa stood up, he caught everyone's attention.

Wu Zhanfa was a little shy, glanced at Xiao Rui, and said in a low voice: "My lord, then I will do it? Such a good thing, you should do it!"

Xiao Rui rolled his eyes, if he was not afraid of revealing his identity, it would be your turn?

And why are you ashamed? I've never seen you so cowardly before a murderer!

So Xiao Rui glared, and said: "If you can win this Master Yu, I will help her redeem her body, let you two live together, and let you have a precious son sooner. Go ahead! Act according to the plan!"

Wu Zhanfa grinned, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and go upstairs.

Xiao Rui continued to drink tea, waiting for the good show to start.

At the same time, the news that Wu Zhanfa entered Master Yu's room reached Li Jianwen's ears.

"Who! He even snatched a woman from this young master! Courting death! This young master is going to chop him up! Let's go!"

After Li Jianwen shouted, he immediately rushed to Xiaoyao Pavilion with his guards.

Unexpectedly, they were attacked by the masked Zhuge Yuanba on the way, and the fifth-rank guards could only stay and fight, letting Li Jianwen and others go first.

Li Jianwen seemed to be used to being assassinated, and he didn't panic. Instead, he continued to go to Xiaoyao Pavilion. In his opinion, there were many experts around him to protect him. Who could kill him?

It is said that when Wu Zhanfa entered Master Yu's boudoir, it was elegant. The furnishings and layout of the room were extremely elegant, and the air was filled with a faint aroma of rouge. If you sniff carefully, you can even smell the faint fragrance of orchids.

If it weren't for being in the flower building, Wu Zhanfa would have thought that he had come to the boudoir of everyone.

He glanced around and saw a woman sitting inside the beaded gauze, who seemed to be reading a book.

Suddenly, the woman raised her head and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu is wise and has guessed the answer to the slave's question. Please sit down, Mr. Wu."

Wu Zhanfa sat down, and the maid poured tea for Wu Zhanfa. Wu Zhanfa opened his mouth to say something, but finally shut up.

Let him chat with a beautiful woman with a five-year-old man, what are they talking about? Just keep procrastinating.

"Hmm" so only one voice is used to express a response. If you don't even make a voice, it will be too rude.

Master Yu behind the bead curtain seemed to see Wu Zhanfa's hesitation, and asked curiously: "Mr. Wu, you hesitate to speak, do you have something to say?"

"Huh?" Wu Zhanfa groaned again.

Master Yu frowned and asked: "Could it be that the young master looks down on the slave family? You don't even bother to reply?"

Wu Zhanfa knew that Everyone Yu was annoyed, so he held back for a while, and said, "Girl, why don't we fight each other?"

After finishing speaking, he shook his fist as big as a casserole!

"puff"

Everyone in Yu couldn't help laughing, then got up and walked over.

I saw her jade hands as white as fat, and after gently opening the bead curtain, a woman with fair skin and picturesque eyebrows came out slowly.

Wu Zhanfa was immediately stunned.

Everyone in Yu was not surprised by Wu Zhanfa's reaction, because many men have this expression when they see their beautiful faces.

However, it seems that the man in front of him is also a layman who is greedy for beauty.

Unexpectedly, Wu Zhanfa's brows suddenly frowned, and he couldn't help shaking his head and muttering: "Don't compare, the girl can't take a punch from me! It's a pity to be killed!"

Everyone Yu couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing lightly after hearing this. I've seen so many people looking for topics to strike up a conversation with, but this is the first time I've heard this kind of reason, but it's quite interesting.

Master Yu laughed and said, "Listen to your son's accent, aren't you a native of Yangzhou City?"

Wu Zhanfa nodded, drank a cup of tea, and began to remain silent again.

"My lord doesn't like to talk?" Master Yu couldn't help asking.

"Let me sit for half an hour. If the girl is bored, she can go about her own affairs!" Wu Zhanfa said.

Master Yu was taken aback, seeing that his eyes were clear, and he didn't seem to be pretending to attract him, so he said: "The young master is a guest, if the servant doesn't greet him, wouldn't it be extremely rude?"

Wu Zhanfa nodded and said, "Okay! Then let's play a game, the name of the game is: No one is allowed to move!"

Sitting downstairs, Xiao Rui was so bored, he didn't know how Wu Zhanfa was going upstairs, coughing on the bed, he should still be stalling for time since he hasn't been kicked out yet.

Calculating the time, Li Jianwen has already arrived.

As soon as the thought came to mind, there was a bang, and the door of Xiaoyao Pavilion was kicked open, and a young man with an unruly face broke in. It was Li Jianwen.

Behind him, there were five guards, two fourth-rank masters, three third-rank masters, the fifth-rank master had been lured away by Zhuge Yuanba, and he would not be able to return for a while.

Look at this protection camp, Li Tang is really worried about his son being assassinated!

In fact, what Xiao Rui didn't know was that after Li Yuanfang was arrested and imprisoned, Jian Jiuxiao wanted to save Li Yuanfang, but Li Yuanfang refused, so Jian Jiuxiao asked Li Yuanfang to write a book and ask Xiao Rui for help, and Jian Jiuxiao took Polu to leave Yangzhou Mansion At that time, a man entered the governor's mansion with a sword and taught Li Tang a lesson. Li Jianwen was not at home that day, otherwise he would have enough to drink a pot.

That's why Li Tang paid so much attention to Li Jianwen's safety, and he didn't hesitate to let the fifth-rank masters protect him!

The steward of Xiaoyao Pavilion saw Li Jianwen coming, hurriedly stepped forward, and said courteously, "Young Master Li, you are here! I wonder whose sign is up today?"

Li Jianwen stared at him and asked, "I heard that my sister Yu invited guests into the room? Did you ask for it?"

The steward of the pavilion had a bitter look: "How dare a villain! It was requested by Master Yu himself. The villain wanted to tear up the contract of sale, but Master Yu refused! She said that she is here, it is fate. Can you leave? , is also fate. Otherwise, how dare the villain refuse a word from the young master?"

Li Jianwen nodded, and said, "Forgive me, you don't have the guts! Where's the person? Still in the house?"

The steward nodded quickly, and said, "It's been a long time since I've been in, almost two quarters of an hour!"

"It's been so long?" Li Jianwen's face darkened. This long time, if his body allows, is enough for him to perform dozens of times.

"Go! I want to see who is so fearless of death!" Li Jianwen said angrily, and rushed to the second floor.

Xiao Rui looked at Li Jianwen in a panic, raised his hand with a smile, and a maid came over.

"My lord, please arrange it!" the maid asked calmly with a handsome appearance.

Xiao Rui took out a bank note from his pocket and said, "Do something for me, this bank note is yours!"

The maid took a closer look, her pupils shrank sharply, and it turned out to be a silver bill of one hundred taels.

The maid hurriedly said eagerly: "I don't know what it is, let the young master drive me!"

Xiao Rui pointed to an incense burner on the table, and said with a smile, "Send this to Master Yu's room, and then light the incense in front of her door, do you have the guts?"

The maid was taken aback, and looked up to the second floor. Li Jianwen had already arrived at Master Yu's wing, and opened the door with her foot.

If it was before, the maids would definitely not dare, because they were worried that they would drug them. Some people would use any despicable means to get their beloved woman, but now that Li Jianwen has broken in and followed five guards, the man in front of him should not Dare to mess around.

She hesitated for a while, unable to figure out the intention of the man in front of her, and also reluctant to part with so much money, she finally hesitated, gritted her teeth and reached out to take the bank note and the incense burner.