The System Forces Me to Be the Emperor

First thing in the morning when you wake up, cheer yourself up.

Although I didn't sleep late last night, it was not a pleasant thing to wake up early and go to court in the howling autumn wind, so I couldn't inflate it even if I pumped it up. After all, it was not rubber.

Fortunately, this morning morning will be very exciting.

Xiao Rui came to the Meridian Gate, and just got off the carriage, all civil and military officials turned their gazes to Xiao Rui. Sure enough, everyone has a gossip heart, even a group of old guys who are buried up to the neck. exception.

Xiao Rui stood there with a blank expression on his face, and no one approached within ten feet in an instant. In the end, the ninth prince Xiao Yan and the third prince Xiao Ze came to ease the embarrassing situation.

"Seventh brother, you are finally willing to show up." Xiao Yan smiled and said: "Are you ready? To withstand the most ferocious attack this morning, at a glance, everyone is enemy, and the heights are too cold."

"Xiao Jiu, can you say that about your elder brother?" Xiao Ze glared at Xiao Yan, then patted him on the shoulder, and said, "You can take care of yourself. If you do something wrong, you have to bear it bravely. After all, what you have done is too serious. Evil, Liuying is such a good girl, but she took advantage of you? Hey, you should...you deserve it."

Xiao Rui was speechless for a moment, and asked, "Third brother, don't tell me you also like Zhuge Liuying?"

Xiao Ze shook his head and said, "I don't like her, but I don't think you are good enough for her."

"I agree, I agree." Xiao Yan nodded immediately.

Xiao Rui cupped his fists and said, "Farewell!"

What are these brothers, buy one get one free? I thought it was for support, but I didn't expect it was for irony. However, look at the eyes of other brothers, hey! Suddenly, I felt that the two were still very friendly.

Xiao Rui deliberately walked towards Xiao Yuan: "Fifth brother, you didn't sleep well last night? Why are you cross-eyed?"

Xiao Yuan suddenly lost his temper, and when he was about to speak, Xiao Rui said again: "I'll go to Fourth Brother to say hello!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and walked away gracefully. Xiao Yuan, who was on the verge of speaking, cursed secretly, and held back again.

And Xiao Rui came to Xiao Feng's side, smiled and said: "Fourth brother, I heard that you also pursued Zhuge Liuying? I'm so sorry, I let my younger brother win the first place."

Xiao Feng pointed at Xiao Rui and was about to tear it apart, Xiao Rui said quickly: "If fourth brother has any pain in his heart and wants to speak his mind, you can find my fifth brother and say goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, Xiao Feng was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to do it, but he finally held back.

Next, Xiao Rui provoked several other princes.

In the end, everyone was filled with righteous indignation and succeeded in attracting anger, so Xiao Rui stopped and screamed: Perfect.

Let the morning artillery fire be more violent today.

When the drum sounded, all civil and military officials lined up and entered the palace in an orderly manner, and then entered the palace, waiting for Emperor Xia.

Xiao Rui, as the supervisory censor in front of the palace, was still swaying behind, fulfilling his duties as a censor.

With the eunuch singing: "Your Majesty is here..."

Morning is just the beginning.

Emperor Xia sat on the upper dragon chair and glanced at the officials. Soon, he caught Xiao Rui's figure, and Hai Dafu beside him seemed to sense it, and immediately sang: "Play early if there is something to do, and retreat to the court if there is nothing to do."

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Mingwen, the right servant of the Ministry of Rites, stepped out first, making those officials who were half a beat behind secretly regret, and took back their steps.

"I have something to play!" Zhou Mingwen is the uncle of the second prince Xiao Yiheng, so he is naturally Xiao Yiheng's number one helper. Ever since Xiao Yiheng saw Zhuge Liuying come out of the room with his own eyes, the bad breath in his stomach has never been vomited or let out. Now Xiao Rui went to court, and finally he was able to have an attack.

"Ready to play!" Emperor Xia said with a smile.

Zhou Mingwen took a deep breath, his voice suddenly increased by three points, and he began to bombard Xiao Rui: "My minister wants to impeach Xianwang Xiao Rui for five crimes!"

"First, disregarding etiquette! As the prince of Daxia, he can't lead by example. He even met a woman from a good family privately, and was caught on the spot in full view. Where do you put Daxia's etiquette?"

"Second, it's unseemly! As the Prince of Daxia, it's fine if you can't set an example, but to be disheveled in front of the common people is a loss of virtue!"

"Third, damage the national system! As the prince of Daxia, what King Xian did is no longer a personal act, but a damage to the national system!"

"Fourth, damage the royal face..."

"fifth…"

As expected of the servant of the Ministry of Rites, Xiao Rui was so organized that Xiao Rui didn't even know that he had made so many big mistakes in his actions!

"I implore Your Majesty to punish Xian Wang's crimes severely, and be sure to punish severely!" Zhou Mingwen clapped his hands and begged for orders.

After the words fell, many officials came out, and they all agreed: "My ministers seconded the proposal!"

"The humble minister seconded the proposal!"

"Seconded!"

In an instant, seconders emerged one after another, as if there was no partisan dispute, and all of them were unanimous to the outside world.

In the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, 70% seconded, and the rest who did not seconded were mostly military officers. After all, Champion Hou was involved, and many military officers had to give Champion Hou face, not Xiao Rui's face.

Emperor Xia nodded and said, "Is there any more?"

At this time, Hao Yun, the Zuodu Censor of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, came out, ignored the warning of Zuodu Censor Du Shaonian, and went out to participate in the performance again: "Your Majesty, I also want to impeach Xianwang Xiao Rui!"

"Oh? King Xian belongs to the Procuratorate. If you impeach him, does that mean that the Procuratorate is not strict with yourself?" Emperor Xia asked.

Hao Yun said frankly: "Yes!"

Du Shaonian, the censor of Zuodu, was so angry at this remark that he simply closed his eyes. This mad dog, even if I ask him, I can't stop him. Impeach him, impeach him, anyway, I am used to it.

After hearing this, Emperor Xia smiled and said: "Okay! Since the Metropolitan Procuratorate is not strict with itself, starting from Zuodu Yushi and going down, all will be fined for one month!"

"I accept the order!" In an instant, all the officials of the Metropolitan Procuratorate came out to receive the order, and their eyes pierced Hao Yun. If it was a knife, it would have stabbed him full of holes. But Hao Yun ignores everything, he is worthy of the name of a mad dog.

After punishing all the officials of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, Emperor Xia asked: "You impeached King Xian, what crime did you impeach him for?"

Hao Yundao: "My minister impeached King Xian for three crimes!"

"First, to deceive His Majesty! There are rumors in the capital that Xiao Rui and Zhuge Liuying have made a private decision for life. Regardless of whether the decision is made or not, King Xian's behavior is to deceive His Majesty!"

"Second, affect the military affairs! The champion Hou Zheng is away, and suddenly hears the virtue of the king of Xian, he must be indignant, and the anger will inevitably affect the military affairs, which will cause irreparable losses!"

"Third, corrupt the court! As a prince, King Xian should set an example. If other princes learn from him, where will the court's general etiquette go?"

As soon as Hao Yun finished speaking, another group of officials seconded him.

As expected of the left deputy capital censor of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, this crime is more serious than Zhou Mingwen, the minister of the Ministry of Rites, and every one of them is a serious crime.

There were too many officials seconding the proposal, and there were a lot of discussions, which made the Golden Palace seem noisy.

"Ahem..." Emperor Xia frowned and coughed lightly.

In an instant, the hall was completely silent, and the voices that were still discussing just now stopped abruptly.

When Xiao Rui saw this, he really wanted to give Emperor Xia a thumbs up. This authority has nothing to say, it is definitely the effect of orders and prohibitions.

Emperor Xia said: "Since all the civil and military officials are working together to impeach King Xian, and King Xian just came to the court today in his busy schedule, let him come out and speak, and I have to give him a chance to defend. Xian Wang, stop laughing, everyone is talking about you, do you think you are watching a play?"

As soon as these words came out, all civil and military officials turned their heads one after another, and unexpectedly saw Xiao Rui hiding in a corner, not only did not panic, but instead smiled. This move angered all civil and military officials even more. If Emperor Xia hadn't spoken just now, they would have promised a second round of impeachment.

Xiao Rui got up and came to stand in the hall.

"Your Majesty, my son is here." Xiao Rui cupped his hands.

Emperor Xia asked, "What do you want to say?"

Xiao Rui said with emotion: "My son feels deep regret!"

Emperor Xia was taken aback, and deliberately asked: "You know that your crime is unforgivable?"

"No!" Xiao Rui said, "It's a pity that I came here in such a hurry that I forgot to bring a pen and paper. The unwarranted accusations of several adults have benefited me a lot. Naturally, I should write it down carefully, ponder it every day, and always keep it in my heart. You must not become someone like Master Zhou or Master Hao!"

As soon as such arrogant words came out, the hall was instantly detonated.

"It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable!"

"You are a prince, and you actually humiliate the important officials of the court like this!"

"I implore Your Majesty to punish King Xian!"

...

Another large group of civil and military officials came out to ask for an order.

Emperor Xia shouted angrily: "Bold, you don't explain what you have done, but slander the court officials. If you don't explain the reason today and prove your innocence, I will punish you severely."

Xiao Rui cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, I really don't know what crime I have committed? How come it involves etiquette, rules and regulations, as well as royal face, state system, and even military affairs. I implore father to agree Find someone to confront Erchen face to face, and let him tell Erchen, why did Erchen commit so many crimes?"

"Okay! I promise you, dear friends, who is coming?" Emperor Xia asked.

Xiao Yuan flashed out suddenly and said: "Your Majesty, my son is willing!"

Xiao Rui glanced at Xiao Yuan who gritted his teeth and looked down upon him, feeling extremely contemptuous of him. Look at King Chu, he was the one present that night, but he didn't jump out to criticize him at this time, he is really not as good as Xiao Yiheng.

Emperor Xia said: "Quite! I'll let you confront each other face to face!"

Xiao Yuan seemed to be holding a Shangfang sword, and immediately shouted: "King Xian, three nights ago, Dongchang received a secret order to search the Lingxiao Tower, and found that you and Zhuge Liuying were in the same room, and your clothes are disheveled. Zhihuan, is there such a thing?"

Xiao Rui pretended to be surprised, and said: "This king is in the same room with Zhuge Liuying, but where does the joy of sex come from?"

Xiao Yuan said angrily: "Don't make excuses! King Ruyang, King Zhou, and King Chu were all present at the scene, and you still don't admit it!"

Xiao Rui asked: "Ming Wang, let me ask you, what is Lingxiao Tower?"

"No one in the capital knows it's a restaurant!" Xiao Yuan said.

Xiao Rui smiled and said: "Since it is a restaurant, I invite Zhuge Liuying to dinner. Is there a problem? The restaurant is a place to eat, and the reason why the wing room is set up is to keep it secret. This king is the prince of Da Xia, so it is impossible to invite someone You can’t choose a wing room for dinner, but can you only eat in the hall? If you eat in the hall, wouldn’t it be more detrimental to the royal family’s face if you are surrounded by people? Father, is this the truth of what your son said! If even eating is slandered by others It's June Feixue's grievances that I'm wrong!"

A restaurant is a place to eat, not an inn, not a place to sleep, why should I be wronged!

The cunning Xiao Rui found a breakthrough.

Emperor Xia nodded and said, "What you said is true."

Xiao Yuan was a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "Father, don't listen to his nonsense! There are beds in the wing rooms of the restaurant, which are used for drunk people to rest. When King Xian and Zhuge Liuying get drunk, they naturally don't care about etiquette. Already!"

Xiao Rui retorted directly: "There are beds in the restaurant's room, it's the restaurant's problem, if everyone who drinks in the restaurant's room will ignore the etiquette because the wine is too strong, does it mean that not only me, but also everyone else? Could it be so? Father, my son happened to have the account book of Ling Xiao Lou in his hand, and the shopkeeper was relatively thin, and actually recorded in detail in the account book the people drinking and banqueting in the wing room every day. Minister, ask yourself, haven't you invited anyone alone? Did you invite a man alone, and when the wine is too strong, you don't care about etiquette?"

"If that's the case, then there is something I want to do. My son wants to impeach the eldest prince Jin, the second prince Chu, the third Wu Wang, the fourth prince Duan, the fifth prince Ming, the sixth prince Ke, the eighth prince Jing and The nine princes, King Tang, they all had banquets for men alone in the Lingxiao Tower, and my son impeached them for having the habit of Longyang!"

As soon as these words came out, the princes were furious.

"Seventh brother, you even attacked me!" Xiao Yan was very depressed.

Xiao Ze rolled his eyes, my mother invited me just once, why does that bastard shopkeeper write everything?

Xiao Yiheng also joined in, and reported to Emperor Xia: "Your Majesty, King Xian took the meaning out of context! I waited to entertain guests, and I was very polite, but unlike King Xian, he was disheveled. My minister was also there at that time, and I can prove that, King Xian was only wearing a long gown, with no clothes underneath. It should be the long gown that Jin Yiwei put on in panic when Jin Yiwei broke into the door. Lonely man and widow, you don’t wear clothes, can’t you explain the problem?”

Xiao Yuan immediately shouted: "That's right! Let's see how you still argue!"

Emperor Xia nodded and said: "What King Chu said is very reasonable, King Xian, do you have anything to say?"

Xiao Rui said: "I naturally have something to say! Since the King of Chu said that he was there, I wonder if he still remembers, our uncle King Zhou reprimanded me for fooling around on the spot, saying that even if the weather is hot, I can't dress like this. The king of Zhou has testified that my son's clothes were disheveled because of the hot weather!"

Xiao Mingying, who was closing her eyes to rest, suddenly opened her eyes, surprised how this farce involved herself?

At this time, Emperor Xia asked: "King Zhou, is what King Xian said true?"

Xiao Mingying glanced around, civil and military officials were all waiting for his answer, he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart, at that time he just said this out of siege, but he didn't expect to be used by this cunning boy.

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I did say so." Xiao Mingying had no choice but to tell the truth.

The civil and military officials were immediately discouraged.

Xiao Rui seized the opportunity and said: "King Chu, you are now following the emperor's uncle as an assistant official in the clan's mansion. Could it be that you don't even believe his words and think he is making a false confession for me?"

Xiao Yiheng was furious, but he also knew that if he didn't catch him on the bed at that time, he would have lost the opportunity.

"Father, there is a lot of discussion in the capital now, which is extremely disrespectful to the royal family! You must not listen to Xiao Rui's treacherous words!" Xiao Yiheng gritted his teeth and began to threaten.

"Second minister!" Xiao Yuan and Xiao Ming hurriedly said.

Subsequently, civil and military officials also came out to second the proposal.

Emperor Xia smiled when he saw this.

This is to punish Xiao Rui by the people of the capital to suppress him.

It's a pity that this method is still too pale, without any threat.