The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“Nah, not necessary. My hair is nearly dry anyway.” Xu Yangyi stopped Ji Guangming who is running out; he then looked up at He Jingyan and asked curiously, “Shouldn’t a colonel like you be busy?” Xu Yangyi felt like that he was the only one who was wandering everywhere in the military.

“Well, I’m afraid of my wife blaming me for leaving him alone. That’s why I chose to spend all of my time keeping him company!” Hearing Xu Yangyi was asking about his work and life, He Jingyan’s mood turned better right away.

“Ugh, f**k off, nobody needs your company.” Xu Yangyi said that immediately, and He Jingyang wasn’t expecting Xu Yangyi’s response would be like that.

‘I’m not like a little girl whom you need to spend time to accompany. How funny!’

“Let me make this clear, He Jingyan. Don’t treat me like a woman even though I look prettier than them, otherwise I would really tear your balls off for that.” Xu Yangyi warned him abruptly and he looked quite serious.

But He Jingyan chuckled when he heard that, “How could you compliment yourself like that, darling.” ‘Stop treating you like a woman? There’s no woman on this earth who can be as fierce as you, darling.’ He Jingyan complained to himself. Then he asked, “Do you wanna take a nap now?”

Xu Yangyi rolled his eyes at him, “Nope, I’m afraid of being assaulted.” ‘He is definitely planning to do something evil to me. I’m not falling for that!’

He Jingyan was already on the list of dangerous people in Xu Yangyi’s mind.

But He Jingyan played dumb when he heard that, “Who?” He then gave a cold glance at Ji Guangming, “Is that supposed to be you, Ji Guangming?”

The poor guy Ji Guangming just couldn’t speak out how wronged he was feeling. All he could do was to say in a weak tone, “Please, give me a break, Colonel He!”

But deep down inside, he was actually saying, ‘It’s you! Colonel He! How could you make me the scapegoat? What would my poor life be like in the future?’ Ji Guangming started to doubt his fate already, and he could do nothing about it for he was Xu Yangyi’s “servant”.

“It’s you! Mr. Hentai! What did you drag others in?” Seeing He Jingyan was trying to make Ji Guangming the scapegoat, Xu Yangyi glared at him a look with disgust right away.

‘Damn! This man is just getting even more shameless!’

‘Good one! Mrs. He!’ Ji Guangming was clapping his hands for Xu Yangyi in his mind, but He Jingyan suddenly glanced at him with his sharp eyes as if he knew what was in Ji Guangming’s mind.

Ji Guangming broke out in a cold sweat for He Jingyan’s glance! He nervously shook his head at He Jingyan in no time, but that just proved He Jingyan’s guess was right.

After that, Ji Guangming finally realized how stupid he was, so he stopped immediately and held his breath as hard as he could while thinking about how dead he would be in his mind.

Just as he was picturing how He Jingyan would punish him, He Jingyan bid him as usual, “Go do the laundry for my wife.”

It was a huge relief for Ji Guangming to hear that, so he nodded in agreement and headed directly to the bathroom. Just at this time, Xu Yangyi suddenly jumped off the bed and said, “I can do my own laundry. I’m not a noble lady.” ‘Plus, there are my underpants in those dirty clothes! No one would let someone else wash them! There must be something wrong with He Jingyan’s mind!’

Ji Guangming seemed to understand why Xu Yangyi would be so nervous, so he said, “You can rest assured, Mrs. He. I won’t wash them with my hands. We have washing machines in the military.” He even put on a smile after he finished, which was probably trying to make it less awkward for Xu Yangyi.

But Xu Yangyi couldn’t care less about it! Hearing what Ji Guangming just said, Xu Yangyi stopped right away, “I see! Well, thank you for the laundry then!” Then he lay back in the bed comfortably again.

Ji Guangming was being extremely flattered and replied right away, “You are welcome. It’s my duty and pleasure to serve you.”