The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

Seeing that Xu Yangyi was still mad at him, He Jingyan tried to please him again. He held Xu Yangyi up and coaxed, “It’s my bad! I’m in the wrong, so would you please stop being mad at me?”

“Don’t talk to me. I don’t really feel like talking to you now.”

Xu Yangyi snorted again and turned his face to the other side.

‘Oh my god! He is really mad at me this time!’

He Jingyan looked upset. After all, he was the one who pissed Xu Yangyi off and he had it coming.

“Then what about taking a shower and going to bed now, darling?”

He Jingyan didn’t know what to say, and that was all he could come up with for now.

“Sleep on your own! There’s no way I will sleep with you!”

His voice sounded even angrier than before. Probably it was because he thought He Jingyan was tricking him to take advantage of him again.

“I don’t mean anything else, really! I’m serious, darling!”

He Jingyan finally figured out why Xu Yangyi was still mad at him, so he made a promise right away.

But Xu Yangyi didn’t buy that since it was not the first time that he got tricked by He Jingyan.

So he stared at him and shouted, “Put me down!”

He Jingyan put on a pitiful face immediately, “Then will you stop being mad at me? Please!”

“No! Put me down! Now! Chop chop!”

‘So you were trying to take advantage of me regardless of the time and location, right? Then I’ll show you what a short fuse is.’

Xu Yangyi had made up his mind that he didn’t want to forgive He Jingyan.

And He Jingyan didn’t want to make Xu Yangyi even angrier, so he put him down as he asked. Still, he gave Xu Yangyi a kiss, not to take advantage of him but to express his apologies.

Xu Yangyi felt that in his kiss. He was going to slap He Jingyan in the face but that kiss of apologies had made his heart softened.

‘No, no, why would I go soft on him! He would definitely do it again if I don’t teach him the lesson seriously this time.’

It only took Xu Yangyi a second to come to his senses and he didn’t get carried away by He Jingyan’s action.

But he would find himself a bit unreasonable if he gave He Jingyan a slap in the face now. That was why he was dwelling on it again.

“Are you okay, darling? Are you feeling sick or something?”

He Jingyan started to get worried when Xu Yangyi suddenly stopped beating him and scolding him.

“I’m f**king fine.”

‘I was holding such a terrible attitude against him and he is still worried about me? Does he have Stockholm syndrome?’

Though he was thinking that in his mind, a smile still showed up on his face unconsciously.

Even Xu Yangyi himself didn’t find the peculiar change of his own mood.

“What about I let you beat me up? If you’ll feel better in that way, so will I.”

He Jingyan grabbed Xu Yangyi’s hand and told him to smack him in the face.

Xu Yangyi had seen people begging for all sorts of things before, but begging for a smack in the face? That was the first time ever.

“Dude, why don’t you get mad at me for bullying you?”

Xu Yangyi wanted to ask that question a long time ago, but he just hadn’t found the right time to ask it.

“Well, isn’t bullying his husband a birthright for the wife?” He Jingyan smiled and replied. It looked like that he didn’t just make up that answer to please Xu Yangyi; he really meant it.

“So that’s why!” Xu Yangyi even thought about that over and over again.

‘Nah, never mind. It’s the best that he won’t get mad at me for bullying him. Why should I be bothered?’

Xu Yangyi finally gave up thinking about it. He then pushed He Jingyan out of the bathroom.

“I’m taking a shower now. Just get lost.”

“Let’s take a shower together, darling. I can scrub your back for you!” He Jingyan became flirty and playful right away.

“Leave now!” Xu Yangyi didn’t have the mood to flirt with He Jingyan. He gave him a kick right away, but He Jingyan dodged it while smiling. He shrugged and said, “Oh well! We still have a lot of time and there’s no need to rush on that. Take your time, darling! I’ll be the guard waiting for you outside to keep you safe.”

Just as he was about to close the door, Xu Yangyi had thrown out a shampoo bottle at him and snapped, “You are the biggest danger yourself! You rogue!”