The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

661. Next Time I’ll Hang You Up and Beat You

Translator: Sagocream

As expected, a husband should not mess with his wife.

After barking, He Jingyan just wanted to kill himself immediately as he had no face to see anyone outside, but he had no choice but to admit that he deserved it, as he had provoked Xu Yangyi in the first place.

Xu Yangyi was just having a temper tantrum; he didn’t think that He Jingyan would really bark like a dog.

Therefore, at this moment, he was looking at He Jingyan with a dumbfounded look on his face, even forgetting to shed any tears.

“Are you satisfied with that, honey?” The corners of He Jingyan’s mouth twitched. Inwardly, He Jingyan felt there were a million horses galloping in his mind.

‘Hey! Why are you staring at me all the time? You can’t be serious, right?’

Xu Yang wiped his tears, then said, “Bark again. I didn’t hear you clearly just now.” He looked so aggrieved when he said that.

After hearing this, He Jingyan’s whole face turned sullen, “Honey, you’re joking, right?”

‘I’m sure you are!’ He thought.

But when He Jingyan looked at Xu Yangyi, he found Xu Yangyi was f*cking serious, because Xu Yangyi looked really innocent and didn’t mean to be joking.

“Forget it if you don’t want to. I don’t care either.” Xu Yangyi turned around and walked away as soon as he wiped his tears.

When He Jingyan saw this, he couldn’t care less about his own face! He hurriedly pulled Xu Yangyi back, “Fine, fine! I’ll bark, I’ll bark for you. Wifey, don’t be angry.”

“Really?” A soft and cute face looked at He Jingyan.

He Jingyan resigned himself to his fate, “Really.”

‘Damn it! I’m really can’t refuse when Yangyi begs me like this!’

“Then why are you still not barking?” Maybe it was because he had been crying, Xu Yangyi’s voice was still soft and flaky, making He Jingyan’s heart flutter.

He Jingyan struggled inwardly for a while but finally gave up thinking.

He covered his eyes with his big hands and raised his voice in a very high “Bark”, sounding hilariously like a big wolfdog that was wailing.

“Bark! Bark! Baaaarrrk~~~!” The barking was even more attractive than a real dog. “Hahaha! Even dogs are inferior to you! Big Uncle!” Xu Yangyi suddenly stopped crying and said with a good laugh, “Hahahaha! You really bark again! I’m laughing my ass off! Hahaha!”

The corners of He Yingyan’s mouth were twitching and only now did he realize that Xu Yangyi was playing a trick on him.

“Xu Yangyi!”

He Jingyan sounded like he wanted to eat Xu Yangyi alive, but this time Xu Yangyi could not stop himself from laughing and frantically slapping his thighs.

“Ah no! I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts.” Xu Yangyi finally slowed down for a while, but he was laughing shortly afterwards, although not as loud as he was just now.

He Jingyan picked up Xu Yangyi and gave him a spanking, “You have a lot of nerve, Xu Yangyi! You dare to lie to your husband, don’t you? How dare you cheat on your husband?” He Jingyan said with a fierce look.

But Xu Yangyi could not stop laughing and he fell into He Jingyan’s arms for a while.

“You now know how powerful I am! Hahaha!” Xu Yangyi was still laughing.

“Yeah! Next time I’ll hang you up and beat you. I’ll let you see how powerful I am.” Another slap was given to Xu Yangyi’s bottom when He Jingyan frowned his brows.

Xu Yangyi gave a grunt, “I’m not afraid of you! Do you think this is the only way I know to play tricks on you? You’ll see in the future. Hahaha!”