The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

654. Don’t Call Me Wifey!

Translator: Sagocream

When he woke up early in the morning, Xu Yangyi rubbed his sleepy face and was about to stretch out, but he felt a weight on his waist as if he was being pressed by something.

He squinted his eyes and looked at the part where he was being pressed and saw that He Jingyan’s big hand was on top of him and it was still under his clothes.

Xu Yangyi immediately woke up with a start, his sleepiness gone.

“Damn you, Old Uncle! You wanna die? Huh?” He rose to his feet and kicked He Jingyan.

The sleeping He Jingyan was woken up by a hard kick and a pain in his abdomen.

He covered his stomach in pain and looked at Xu Yangyi, asking, “What’s wrong, wifey?” Instead of getting angry, he asked Xu Yangyi what had happened.

“You have the face to ask me what has happened? Where did you just put your hand? You were putting your hand under my shirt, you rogue!”

A slap landed on the top of He Jingyan’s head, flaming.

He Jingyan thought something serious had happened. When he heard Xu Yangyi say that, he yawned and pulled him into his arms, hugging him and rubbing his body, “It’s still early. Sleep a little longer, honey.”

Then he really closed his eyes and slept, ignoring Xu Yangyi’s anger.

Xu Yangyi was so angry that his whole face twitched together, “Sleep my ass! Let go of me, sleep yourself if you want to.” He kicked him in the stomach again.

He Jingyan bent over and groaned in pain, “Wifey, be gentle! I’m still injured!”

The wound on his back that had just been covered by scabs nearly opened up again.

“Who the hell told you to grope me? I’ll castrate you if you make a move on me again!”

Xu Yangyi was in bad mood, but he was actually just saying that. He also panicked when he heard He Jingyan say that he was a wounded patient.

Although he was too embarrassed to apologize, he also glanced at He Jingyan and then asked in an arrogant and twisted tone, “Does it still hurt? Do you want me to call a doctor for you and give you a hand with mercy?” He was so arrogant but he was obviously worried; he pretended not to care and, put it was hard for him to put on a show.

The corners of He Jingyan’s mouth immediately brought up a smile before he pounced on Xu Yangyi and pinned him underneath.

Xu Yangyi was startled and looked at He Jingyan with a frightened face, but the next second he cursed, “Damn! Don’t you f*cking say you are injured?” At this point, he knew that he had been tricked by He Jingyan.

But He Jingyan didn’t lie to him. It really hurt. He just didn’t want Xu Yangyi to know it for fear that he would blame himself.

“I’m pretty strong even if you hit me. How is it possible that it hurts when you kick me?”

Caressing on Xu Yangyi’s face and lowering his head with a sweet and intimate kiss, He Jingyan did not restrain his affection.

“Damn! Don’t kiss me without brushing teeth! It’s disgusting.” Xu Yangyi’s face was full of disgust with a tight frown.

“My wifey, even if you don’t brush your teeth, your kiss is still sweet.”

Xu Yangyi shouted, “I’m f*cking saying you are disgusting! Not me!”

‘Crap! What the f*ck is wrong with him?’ Xu Yangyi was furious.

“Get the f*ck out of the way! Don’t press on me! I’m not a woman.” He pushed He Jingyan to get up.

He Jingyan didn’t get up. His fingers hooked Xu Yangyi’s chin and smiled, “It’s true that my wife is not a woman, but I can still call you ‘wifey’, right?” The smile was all over his face.

“Ah! Who is your wifey? You want to die? Don’t call me wifey even if I slept with you!” Xu Yangyi pulled his knee against He Jingyan’s crotch, warning him that he could break his balls within one move.

“Can’t I?” Instead of admitting fault, He Jingyan asked rhetorically with a deep sense of affection.

“Of course not! I’m a f*cking man! You calling me wifey makes me sound like a sissy guy!” Xu Yangyi was grumpy.