The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“Darling, I’m your husband, so could you stop calling me scum? After all, I’m a colonel, right?”

“Oh! Colonel He, you know quite well who you are!”

‘You don’t allow me to call you so, but you always act like a pervert indeed. However, it’s actually all my fault for breaking his ribs. I do regret about it, but this f**king man always rudely touches me, so I’m not the one to blame. He just deserves it anyway.’

Xu Yangyi complained inwardly and snorted, giving no glance at He Jingyan.

Absolutely sensing that Xu Yangyi was angry, He Jingyan stopped teasing him. He knew that Xu Yangyi would be dreadful when he was in a rage.

Now, he already had one rib broken, and he didn’t want to another fractured one.

In addition, Xu Yangyi was the person who was stubborn and couldn’t control his strength when beating him, so it could be possible for Xu Yangyi to accidentally beat him to death.

“Okay. It’s all my fault.” He Jingyan took the first move to apologize.

With much surprise, Xu Yangyi looked at He Jingyan, thinking if he misheard.

“What, what did you say just now?”

‘Is that true? He apologized to me? Jesus, pigs might fly.’

Xu Yangyi was so surprised about the abnormal reaction of He Jingyan.

“What? Is it so weird for me to apologize?” He Jingyan asked with a smile.

“It’s not weird for others to do so, but for you, it is.”

‘You are the colonel, after all. Of course I’m surprised for your apology. Not only me, but everyone who is not insane will be struck dumb.’

“Darling, why are you so cute?” He Jingyan suddenly pressed Xu Yangyi down.

Xu Yangyi was frightened.

“Sorry, did I scare you?” He Jingyan instantly apologized again.

Hearing that unexpected apology again, Xu Yangyi was stunned for a while, but then still roared, “Of course you did! Could you not suddenly pounce on me like that? Are you a dog?”

“No, dragon is my Chinese zodiac. What? Darling, why are you curious about this?”

Xu Yangyi rolled his eyes with helplessness. “I didn’t mean that.”

‘Damn! He just knows well how to irritate me to death.’

He Jingyan certainly knew what Xu Yangyi had meant, but he just decided to play dumb to spice up the situation for he had scared Xu Yangyi just now.

“I won’t do anything you hate, so please don’t be afraid of me.”

He Jingyan comforted Xu Yangyi. Whereas, he bitterly said, “I would rather have sex with you right now, but you’re too young.” He had been gentle but then turned into a rogue in the next second.

It was perhaps because of He Jingyan’s soft voice, which was different with his mischievous tone as usual, as well as his handsome face that Xu Yangyi was in a trance and unconsciously fell into He Jingyan’s trap.

‘Anyhow, he is quite normal and doesn’t look like a rogue when he is serious.’

Xu Yangyi unconsciously curved up his lips, and then pretended that he didn’t mind. “As long as you don’t cross the line, I will consider meeting your demands.”

After that, Xu Yangyi awkwardly turned his head to another side. Both his shy voice and the slight blink all showed his charm at this age, which was completely the heroin for He Jingyan, lingering in his mind.

He Jingyan touched his forehead and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry because Xu Yangyi was so adorable in this way.

‘Oh no. I also fell into the trap of my own. That’s not good. This little guy is too young. He would have psychological shadow if I forced him to have sex at the first time. And it would be much harder for me to approach him later.’

He Jingyan thought inwardly. He had thought it funny to tease Xu Yangyi, but unexpectedly, the thing was finally out of his control. Anyway, he completely deserved that.