The Surrogate Bride of the Colonel He

“Damn! Are you crazy? Why didn’t you tell me that you get injured?” Xu Yangyi snapped and hurriedly tore a piece of cloth from the bottom of his dress to bandage He Jingyan’s arm so that it could stop bleeding.

Finding that Xu Yangyi cared about him, He Jingyan curved up his lips and tilted his face to Xu Yangyi, saying in a mischievous tone, “Darling, it hurts so much. Can you give me a kiss to ease my pain?” After that, he was moving his thin lips to kiss Xu Yangyi; however, Xu Yangyi, who was sensitive and swift, instantly gave a slap in He Jingyan’s face. “Cut it out and f**k off.”

He Jingyan didn’t get a kiss but got a slap. It must hurt a lot judging from the loud sound, but he had it coming and had no one else to blame.

Strangely, He Jingyan didn’t get angry but smiled even wider. “You are shy, aren’t you? Look at your little angry face. It is so adorable!” Then, he pinched Xu Yangyi’s cheek and evilly smiled, but next second his head was pointed by a gun, and then a dreadful sound of gun loading was heard.

“Do you want me to cripple your other arm?” Instead of beating the hand of He Jingyan off, Xu Yangyi forcedly pointed the gun at He Jingyan’s head and warned him.

Actually, Xu Yangyi didn’t get angry. He just wanted to He Jingyan to behave himself.

However, seeing that Xu Yangyi was suddenly irritated, He Jingyan smiled with even greater joy, regardless of the gun that was pointing at his own head. Eventually, he stopped his jokes and raised his hands to surrender. “I lose. Darling, put the gun down. You can’t point it at your husband’s head, or if you really want to do, you can point it at Long Shen’s.” How wretched Long Shen was, who was doing nothing but drive in front!

Hearing this, Long Shen quickly glanced at He Jingyan. “Colonel, if you need a dish while drinking one day, I can kindly cut your cock for you so that you can enjoy drinking.” What a dangerous threat it was! It was true that Long Shen was not to be trifled with, because he always threatened to cut your organs with no concerns.

Xu Yangyi twitched his mouth and thought inwardly, ‘This man is definitely dangerous. He dares to talk to his colonel like this, let alone me. What would he treat me if I pissed him off?’

At that time, Xu Yangyi already put Long Shen in his list on which there were all dangerous people to frequently warn himself.

Unlike Xu Yangyi, He Jingyan was quite tranquil because he had been quite used to Long Shen’s threats, so he was immune to them. He said to Xu Yangyi, “Put the gun down, or I’ll punish you, my darling.” The serious and indifferent look shocked Xu Yangyi, but he didn’t listen to He Jingyan. Instead, he looked at He Jingyan in bewilderment, “So you won’t fiddle with me, will you?” He still doubted that He Jingyan would not stop teasing him.

‘Now you dare to question me!’ He Jingyan cracked a smile, but still opened his hands and guaranteed with sincerity, “No.” However, the moment Xu Yangyi replied “I bet you have no guts to do it” and was about to put the gun away that he, with no preparation, he was pushed against the cushion and kissed by He Jingyan.

With eyes wide open, Xu Yangyi instantly pushed He Jingyan away and slapped him with no hesitation, fiercely scolding, “Ah…! You liar!” He angrily scratched his head and shouted. He then furiously glanced at He Jingyan who was smiling.

“I’m going nuts.” ‘What a shameless man he is! Are you addicted to kissing? You kissing maniac.’ Xu Yangyi complained to himself.

Although he hated He Jingyan frequently making out with him, he didn’t notice that he had never said that he detested He Jingyan’s kisses.

After the kiss, He Jingyan finally stopped messing with Xu Yangyi. After all, the slap of Xu Yangyi was really hurt.

As for Long Shen sitting ahead, he was calm with no care in his face, as if he wouldn’t be bothered even if they killed each other.