The Point Guard is Here

How showy Fan Xi played in the All-Stars, how down-to-earth he played after returning to the Clippers.

Even the most cunning commentator could not criticize Fanshie's performance in the team in the second half of February and the first half of March.

The average approach brought by John Thompson allowed the Clippers to win an 8-game winning streak and a 4-game winning streak during this period. There was a three-game losing streak in the middle.

Lost to the Bulls, Spurs and SuperSonics respectively.

The Clippers went from being weak last year to easily achieving a counterattack against a strong team this season.

Madonna's wealth has risen rapidly due to the improvement of all aspects of the Clippers, which led her to publicly declare: This is the second best choice I have ever made in my career.

The first correct thing is to stay and fly together with Fan Le.

Fan Le and Madonna entered the honeymoon period of their relationship because of Fan Xiaohua's arrival. Their family of three went to Europe after spending the Spring Festival in China.

I have to say that Madonna’s physique is really amazing. Even though she is still breastfeeding, she is able to hold concerts to make money.

In the name of making money for milk powder for Fan Xiaohua, she held three concerts in Europe. The concerts were all sold out, and she accepted more and more advertisements. She even accepted a real milk powder advertisement in Asia.

Giving birth to a child really opened up another business avenue for Madonna.

The elites on Wall Street who are full and have nothing to do use computers every day to estimate Madonna's worth. He also concluded that Madonna might be able to repay Donald's low-interest loan in only three years.

Madonna is no fool, though. The interest on the loan from Donald can't even beat inflation, so why not pay it back slowly?

The notoriously stingy Donald Sterling has recently been called a disgrace to the Jewish people for taking losing money to an extreme.

In the beginning, he spent 135 million US dollars to sign Fan Xi, which was not considered a money-losing operation. He lent the money to Madonna and then sold the Clippers that laid the golden eggs to Madonna, which was called losing the wife and losing the army.

Of course, Sterling isn't alone either.

Fan Xi's reputation in the money-losing world is no worse than his.

In addition to buying houses, shops and land all over China, Fan Xi also invested in Apple Computer, a sunset industry, and set up an angel investment fund in Silicon Valley. I heard that he had thrown a lot of money into it recently, and he didn't even hear the sound of water.

The media could not understand his behavior. Everyone thought that the computer was just a work tool.

Everyone scoffed at Fan Xi's statement that basically half of human time in the future will be spent on computers and other Internet tools.

Life is rich enough now. We have TV to watch and we can play ball everywhere. Isn’t that good? Can a computer do as much as a TV?

Fan Xi has become the American version of people who are stupid and have too much money.

There are even pre-orders by authoritative experts, and Fanshie will become the first active NBA player in history to go bankrupt during the contract period.

Fan Xi scoffed at this.

However, Jennifer Aniston seems to have some doubts about this matter.

She asked Fan Xi in Las Vegas: "If you do this now, will it cause you to go bankrupt before getting married?"

Fan Xi said to her confidently: "I think I will become a super billionaire before getting married?"

This is their conversation in a Las Vegas hotel.

They were enjoying themselves at that time.

However, one day later, they became the heroes and heroines of the biggest farce in the United States.

At the time, Kate Winslet was also filming in Las Vegas.

When Fan Xi arrived in Las Vegas, Kate naturally wanted to show her kindness as a landlord and treat Fan Xi to abalone or something.

Then the next morning, Jennifer showed up.

Jennifer came to check in with Vansh.

Fan Xi originally thought she would check in at the hotel, eat and drink for free, and take a free car to the airport.

As expected, Jennifer took him to a secluded church in the evening, where they found a priest named Joseph.

Before Fan Xi could even refuse, Jennifer had already signed her name.

Under the dim light of the church, Fan Xi went to the toilet.

When he came back... Jennifer had already signed and left, and then the priest asked Fan Xi to also sign her name on the marriage letter.

Then, the most ridiculous thing in the world happened.

Kate Winslet actually got in through another small door.

She was also praying in this church. She was repenting and purifying her sins... God knows why there was such a coincidence.

And this Joseph's priest is so old that he even forgot that the girl who came here before had blond hair, and now this girl has light blond hair.

He asked them both to sign.

Fan Xi originally wanted to ask what this was? Why do we need to swear to repay the other person for the rest of our lives... Is this church hotel too strict and is it afraid that we will use the couple's suite?

Jack is so stupid and heartbreaking.

Kate Winslet was extremely excited. As a devout believer, she believed that this marriage certificate was given to her by God.

Then, she hurriedly signed her name without even noticing that there was Jennifer Aniston's name on the front.

She thought it might be the name of a priest.

Fan Xi signed her name in the husband's column.

Then it became official.

The next step is to wait for it to be produced and sent to them.

Kate Winslet kissed Fanci deeply and then ran to film next door. Jack met Jennifer at the door, and Jennifer also kissed Fanci.

This made Fanxi feel sweet.

He even wanted to take off.

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The next day, Father Joseph completed three documents and went to the city hall to have them stamped. Then, he sent it out as agreed...Kate, Fan Xi, and Jennifer all left their addresses.

However, the city government discovered this creative flaw during review.

They panicked.

We must quickly deny this own operation.

They hurriedly sent out the marriage certificate and sought help from the media, believing that some careless priest might have left his name on it.

The media didn't take it seriously.

However, when the attentive viewers discovered that there were actually three celebrities on it, they were shocked.

So, Jack Fan, Kate Winslet, and Jennifer Aniston got married in Las Vegas? They formed a stable triangular family?

Oh my God!

Public opinion fermented instantly and then exploded.

It was discovered that these three were indeed in Las Vegas at the time, so...were they married at all? Is this marriage certificate valid?

When Fan Xi woke up in Los Angeles, the news about himself was overwhelming, and his cell phone that was set to silent was also full of calls.

Many people are congratulating him on marrying two wives. Of course it's more banter and joking.

This is extremely ridiculous news, but it just happened.

Fan Xi was led into a scam, and then all three people were deceived.

Now, the whole world is here to watch.

Fan Xi felt like she couldn't argue.

Jennifer and Kate Winslet have strenuously denied the authenticity of the incident and said they are still unmarried.

However, two days later, they both received marriage certificates with their own signatures and official certification.

Now, everyone is trapped in an endless loop.

The only thing Fan Xi could do was to pretend that nothing happened.

But how is that possible?

On the road in Salt Lake City, he was yelled at the top of his lungs by Mormons. At home in Los Angeles, some girls held up signs that read: I don't mind being third.

And there were some damn visiting players, and that bastard Shaquille O'Neal kept showing off his damn temptation: Look, Jack, if you can't handle them, I can join in. 2:2, it's a perfect balance.

Fan Xi's life lost peace as a result.

So did the other two.

But the lucky thing is... everyone generally treats it as a funny tidbit.

After all, who wants to believe that a man marrying two women can be officially recognized?

At least the Marriage Management Office in Las Vegas is in a dilemma. They now have to deal with this matter according to just procedures. They have to convince one of them to dissolve the marriage.

I called Jennifer and she said she would never do that.

Kevin Winslet said, no way.

Fan Xi's response was: How about I lift it first.

But the city government thinks this is too funny. How can two wives get married? There must be a husband. This is stipulated in the charter.

These things are done in secret.

The madness of public opinion gradually subsided after spreading for a month, but the chaos of life continues.

At the same time, the NBA has entered the playoffs.

The Clippers entered the playoffs as first in the Pacific Division and third in the Western Conference.

Their first-round opponent is the Minnesota Timberwolves.

The Timberwolves suddenly emerged in the last two games, overturning the Portland Trail Blazers and becoming the Clippers' opponent.

This incident makes Stephon Marbury very happy.

He said in the media: "I am very happy to fight Jack who has two wives. He and I are best friends. But I hope to defeat him in this game on behalf of Cindy Crawford. Why does he have two I have a wife, but I don’t want to add another one.”

Everyone is joking about that now.

This is why Jennifer was so angry recently that she wanted to sue the Las Vegas Marriage Office for violating privacy regulations.

Basically, this lawsuit is definitely winnable.

However, the Marriage Office in Las Vegas is smart and says... they also have the power to dissolve the marriage contract.

Jennifer didn't want to cancel because from Fan Xi's attitude, it seemed that he was tired of the endless calls for marriage counseling.

She just wanted Kate Winslet to break the engagement. She put pressure on Las Vegas.

But the same Kate is exerting pressure.

As a result, the three parties formed a strange balance.

So the result now is that both wives feel that they have not received enough love, and Las Vegas and Xini want Fan Xi to try his best to satisfy them.

Fanxi….

The Timberwolves are a new team. They are still in the process of rebuilding. They have young talent and are heading towards the top.

However, Flip Saunders is obviously not as good as coach John Thompson at balancing the team with talent.

Therefore, even though Stephon Marbury vowed before the start of the series to seek justice for Cindy Crawford, the overbearing female president of the modeling agency, and add a third name to her wife column.

But in the end he got his wish and swallowed three defeats.

0:3.

The Timberwolves' loss was as heartbreaking as the white snow in Minnesota in winter.

After the loss, Stephon Marbury and Kevin Garnett publicly stayed in Los Angeles.

They claim to monitor Fan Xi's personal life for the media and report it as soon as there is any trouble.

“Today’s ‘young talent’ is so shameless.”

Fan Xi expressed helplessness in front of the media.

These two people didn't do anything good by staying in Los Angeles. Didn't they just go there for the glamor of Hollywood?

They didn't even have dinner with Fan Xi. They just rented a luxury car to drive around Hollywood and attend various parties.

It made Kobe Bryant feel itchy.

But now they are still fighting fiercely with the Houston Rockets, who are fourth in the Western Conference.

It's Shaquille O'Neal versus Olajuwon again.

It's just that today is different from the past. After the Houston Rockets lacked Fanshie and Barkley, they were like a tiger without teeth, and Drexler really didn't want to work hard.

Last year, he and Fanci won the championship and defeated Chicago Jordan. He was already satisfied.

He is not a player who strives for the best.

Therefore, judging from the current situation...the Rockets have a high probability of losing the first round.

The game the Clippers are focusing on is the matchup between the Seattle SuperSonics and the Portland Trail Blazers.

Because the Clippers' opponent in the next round is the SuperSonics.

During this period of time, Fanshi was frantically dueling with Aaron McGee. His iron value of 500,000 was still 12,439 points short. Theoretically speaking, if... he trained crazily during this period, he would have a chance to complete it before the end of the series. .

As long as the game can be dragged into the seventh or even sixth game.

Although the Clippers defeated the SuperSonics in the regular season, there is still a big difference between the playoffs and the regular season. The Clippers' current average style of play is a bit like the Pistons during their bad boy days.

However, after all, the Pistons also have a smiling assassin who scored 24 points in a single quarter with a lame leg. The Clippers are now a superstar who really lacks individual ability.

Mullin and Barkley are both old.

Therefore, Fan Xi must stand up.

Fan Xi was very anxious.

Although for the Clippers, a rebuilding team, reaching the second round of the playoffs is already worth looking forward to, but... Fanshey still wants to do better.

Therefore, he prayed that the Trail Blazers would toughen up and that the Roof of the World would teach Kemp some lessons.

Sabonis, the roof of the world, seemed to have heard Fanshie's prayer. When he was about to be eliminated in the third game, he took risks to Shawn Kemp and Gary Payton and won one game on his own.

This also makes people full of regrets for him. If Sabonis came to the NBA before his serious injury, would there be a top five center in the NBA?

This is a reverie.

It will never be possible.

Just like in Game 4, the Seattle SuperSonics swept away the fallen leaves and eliminated the Portland Trail Blazers in one fell swoop.

The Seattle SuperSonics are coming.

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