The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

At noon, Founder was sitting at the dining table again and took out his mobile phone and glanced. There were five or six missed calls, all of which were strange numbers of the child. Founder shook his head and didn't care, because it was the wrong one.

At night, Founder was about to sleep, and the phone rang again.

Founder took it for a look, and sure enough, it was still the child who reluctantly answered the phone.

Sure enough, he shouted excitedly, "Hey? Is it dad?"

Fang Zheng sighed bitterly, just about to refuse, but held back. After thinking about it, he still didn't want to lie to the child. This child has a mobile phone, obviously an adult is taking care of him. It is always bad for him to impersonate his father. So he said, "Amitabha, little donor, poor monk is not your father. You made a mistake ..."

"So ... I'm sorry." The child's voice was a little low, and then hung up.

Fang Zheng listened to the child's lost voice, and his heart was a little uncomfortable. On the night, Fang Zheng was insomnia. He sat in the Buddhist temple and knocked on the wooden fish all night.

Similarly, some people suffer from insomnia.

"Master, can you stop knocking on the broken wooden fish? Very annoying." The red child sat at the door of the Buddhist temple, saying very unpleasantly.

Uh ...

The answer to the red baby was the sound of wooden fish.

"Master, when do you repay my mana? It's a mortal feeling, unpleasant."

Uh ...

"Master, can you speak?"

"Well ..."

"Master? Are you asleep?"

"Well ..."

"Master, you snor."

"Well ..."

Seeing that Fangzheng hadn't moved, the red baby trembled, and quietly touched a stone, went around Fangzheng, and raised it high!

"Jingxin, what are you doing here?" Just then, Fang Zheng said.

The red child's high-lifted stone was immediately collected and hid behind her, and laughed twice: "It's all right, Master knocks on the wooden fish, and the disciples are upset. Master, is there something upset in your heart? "

Founder glanced at the red child. Although Founder was in the Buddhist temple, although he did not open his eyes, the two bodhisattva statues were his eyes, 360 degrees. Everything in the Buddhist temple could not escape the founder. Perception. The red baby is killing, would he not know?

But Founder didn't break it, he knew that the red baby was definitely not so easy to tame, otherwise the bodhisattva would not throw him over. Founder also did not expect to make the red baby clever and sensible all of a sudden. This is a water-milling effort. It can only come slowly, slowly, and slowly.

However, this guy has a heart for killing and a thought of killing. If he doesn't give him a lesson, he will only become more mad and worse off. So Fangzheng smiled slightly: "Poor monks are really upset and distressed, what are you holding in your hands?"

"Nothing, nothing ..." Red Baby was startled. If Founder saw it, it would be his turn to be upset this evening.

Founder smiled and said, "Take it out and show it to my teacher."

The red child shook his head again and again: "Master, don't watch it, just a little ..." The red child didn't think about how to lie.

As a result, Fang Zheng sighed and looked outside and said, "Today, I am upset for the teacher, unable to be quiet, and even the wooden fish that knocks is all chaotic. If you have something good, take it out, Sharing, I feel good for the teacher, I can fall asleep early, and you can sleep well. "

"It's not a good thing, I'm so annoyed by looking at it," Honghai said.

Founder said: "This is a good thing. What are you worrying about? The poor monk is also happy."

Red Baby: "￥ #% …… & amp;"

"Okay, disciple, don't be so small, come on, and stretch out your hand." Founder.

When the red child heard it, his heart tightened: "Does this thief bald know what I am going to do? It ’s not working. It was discovered. He was deceived by the teacher and destroyed his ancestors. But he would have no place to die. It ’s hard to die if you think of the sutras all night and let me vent. ”

The red baby was anxious, her head was hot, and she suddenly thought of an idea, and quickly said, "Master, it's not a good thing, it's a disciple's snack."

"Snacks? Are you still hiding snacks? Take them out for the teacher." Fang Zheng smiled even more happily.

Seeing that he couldn't hide, the red baby bit his scalp, took the stone out, and said with a little embarrassment: "Master, look ..."

I thought the Founder would immediately see through his lies, and then became furious and cleaned him by reading the Bible. However, to the surprise of the red child, Founder turned out to be a god, Haha laughed and said, "Ah, sir, your snack is very special. Do you have good teeth. Come on, take a bite and let the teacher see. Alas, it is indeed a fairy ... "

Fang Zheng smiled and looked at the black child's black, two adult fist-sized stones, smiling.

Red baby trembled, what does that mean? Really? !! Is this stupid bald? Can this TM stone be eaten? However, looking at Fang Zheng's curious little eyes, the red child's heart was extremely hard, which really made him eat! What if you do n’t eat? If you do n’t eat, 80% of the things he wants to kill are exposed.

The red baby thought of this, bit his teeth, closed his eyes, and opened a small mouth. He put the stone directly into his mouth and bit it hard!

Click!

It turned out that the red baby really bit off a large stone, and then chewed in his mouth ...

When Founder saw this, he really wanted to dig into the red baby and give him some lessons, but that was to embarrass him and remember what he did today and the consequences of lying. I never expected that this honest child really ate it, and looking at this mouth, it was quite good, and it was delicious ... At the same time, he sighed secretly: "It is indeed a child of the Demon King, it is indeed a big monster, indeed You ca n’t look at it as an ordinary person, even if you do n’t have mana, this body is scary enough. ”

"Master, is that okay?" The red child was crying aggrieved, what's the matter? For the first time in so many years, we have been so aggrieved! He found that since he first pointed at the temple, every time he wanted to do something to pit the thief bald, in the end, it was all himself! He didn't believe in this evil. He was the divine infantry king, and he wasn't sure if he was bald!

"You child, it seems you are really hungry. It is not suitable to eat in the Buddhist temple." Fang Zheng said so.

The red baby breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly said, "Master, stay alone. I'll go out to eat."

After that, the red baby ran outside, but there was a footstep behind him. As soon as he looked back, the red baby was about to cry, and Founder even followed him!

"You child, what are you anxious for? I have n’t seen anyone eat stones for my teacher. Come, let ’s chat under the linden tree, drink tea for the poor monk, and eat supper. Cozy, isn't it? "