The Heaven’s Jailer

"It's simple, your sister!" Liu Lang was speechless for a while. Just this kind of high-end movement that killed countless gymnastics and diving world champions in seconds, let alone those beasts, even a person who is in the Qi Refining Realm is a bit strenuous to do it.

"I don't have a younger sister!" The big fat rabbit looked innocent.

Liu Lang took a deep breath, "Your sister is an interjection, forget it, let's not talk about this issue. Big Fat Rabbit, you can't measure those beasts according to your standards. In their eyes, the actions you think are very simple It may be difficult to reach the sky, even if they try their best, they will not be able to do it, it has nothing to do with being stupid or not."

Patiently explained to Big Fat Rabbit, Big Fat Rabbit nodded and shook his head half-understood.

Liu Lang suddenly became Spartan.

Although the current Big Fat Rabbit is super powerful, its intelligence level has not increased by leaps and bounds, and it is still equivalent to a child under ten years old.

This is the difference between the monster race and the human race.

Even if the human race does not practice, it is just a mortal, and its intelligence level will increase with age, but the IQ of the monster race will gradually improve as its own cultivation becomes stronger. Pengcheng told Liu Lang before that the monster race The level of intelligence is comparable to that of adults when one has to cultivate to the Profound Core Realm. It is even difficult to develop intelligence at this stage of the Qi Refining Realm. It is actually a miracle that Little Fat Rabbit can reach the current level.

"I'll do it myself to train the army of wild beasts!" Liu Lang sighed. With the Big Fat Rabbit's messing around, let alone before the opening of the ecological farm, even if it takes another year, the training will not be effective.

However, Liu Lang is not an animal trainer, and he hasn't even seen animal performances before, so it's not easy to start at the moment. He asked Big Fat Rabbit to bring the animals to gather in the canyon tomorrow morning, and he ran back to the villa to make up for it Knowledge about taming animals.

The so-called ask Qiandu if you don't know internal affairs, ask brother Gu if you don't know foreign affairs, and ask Licking Duck if you don't know sexual affairs.

After Liu Lang turned on the computer, he immediately logged in to Licking Duck.

In the question column, enter the four words "how to tame the beast", click on the question, and the question will be sent out.

In less than two seconds, various replies came one after another.

"LZ is so powerful that even animals are spared."

"LZ is a real god, please feel after the incident."

"Curious about whether LZ is a man or a woman, whether he is attacking or receiving..."

Come on!

It was only at this time that Liu Lang logged on to the wrong website.

Quickly deleted the question, closed the duck-licking website, and then opened Qiandu's page.

After re-asking the question, the answers were indeed more serious. Of course, there were also meaningless answers such as "drifting past" and "continue downstairs". But the overall purity is a few blocks away from the Licking Duck website.

It's a pity that such literal things don't help Liu Lang much.

He simply found a few videos of animal performances, watched them from beginning to end, and finally concluded that animal performances are basically two types: physical and intellectual.

Physical type, such as bears riding bicycles, monkeys playing parallel bars and so on.

Intellectual type, such as puppy calculation of addition and subtraction within ten, and so on.

To be honest, these things are all bad things. If you let the beasts of Nanshan perform these things, it will really fall into the cliché. Not attractive either.

If you want to rely on the beasts in the mountains to add luster to Zhongyu Tourism, you must come up with a new form of performance that has not appeared before.

Liu Lang leaned on the chair, thinking hard.

First of all, he thought of his own advantages. In ordinary animal taming performances, the biggest problem is the communication between the animal trainer and the animals.

After all, the intelligence level of animals is very low, and it is difficult to understand the complicated instructions of the animal trainer. Therefore, the animal performances currently on the market are relatively simple.

But I don't have this problem. With the big fat rabbit, I can communicate seamlessly with the animals. Therefore, if I want to fix it, I can fix it complicatedly, and it can't be done by others.

Soon, Liu Lang had a bold idea.

He went out and took a taxi, went to the electrical appliance store, and bought a very high-end portable subwoofer. This kind of speaker is currently selling well, because it is used by square dancing aunts.

After returning home, Liu Lang downloaded the most popular square dance Divine Comedy "Little Apple" video on his laptop, and then began to imagine the shocking scene of thousands of animals dancing "Little Apple" together, thinking about Liu Lang. Lang laughed unscrupulously.

Early the next morning, Liu Lang appeared in the canyon outside the Immortal Prison with his laptop in his arms and a loud speaker.

The big fat rabbit has long been waiting here with his animal army.

Tens of thousands of tigers, bears, foxes, pheasants, etc., stood quietly in the canyon, and the big fat rabbit stood at the front majestically.

Seeing Liu Lang arrived, the Big Fat Rabbit immediately recovered his cuteness, ran to Liu Lang's side happily, hugged Liu Lang's thigh and acted coquettishly.

"Go and dig two ginsengs to eat yourself! Extra meal." Liu Lang said to the big fat rabbit with a smile.

Before, he told Big Fat Rabbit that he was only allowed to eat two ginseng trees a day. Big Fat Rabbit has always strictly enforced it, but for a foodie, two ginseng trees are far from enough.

As soon as the big fat rabbit heard that there was an extra meal, he immediately rushed to the ginseng field, dug out two ginseng trees in two or three strokes, and stuffed them into his stomach within a minute.

Liu Lang has long been used to it, and he doesn't feel distressed.

In fact, if the ginseng eaten by the big fat rabbit in the past few months was sold in the market, Liu Lang could at least earn hundreds of millions of RMB.

"When you're full, let's get to work!"

Seeing the big fat rabbit running back to him, Liu Lang first connected the laptop to the stereo, then turned it on, and clicked on the "Little Apple" video that he had downloaded a long time ago.

The dynamic and rhythmic sound of "Little Apple" spread throughout the canyon through the stereo.

But now the entire Nanshan Mountain has been bought by Zhongyu Tourism, and Liu Lang has turned the 50-mile range of the canyon into a forbidden area. Therefore, no matter how loud the sound is, you are not afraid of being heard by others.

"Big Fat Rabbit, see if you can learn these dance moves..."

Liu Lang originally wanted to ask Big Fat Rabbit if he could learn those movements, but before he finished speaking, he found that Big Fat Rabbit had already moved to the rhythm of the music, imitating the movements in the computer. Fat body, light movements, revealing infinite beauty.

After more than three minutes, the video ended and the music stopped abruptly.

"I'm sure!"

After being stunned for five seconds, Liu Lang hugged Big Fat Rabbit, "Big Fat Rabbit, you are so awesome, does your family know?"

"Aren't you from my family?" Big Fat Rabbit asked with a cute face.

"That's right, that's right, I'm from your family!" Liu Lang laughed. The reason why he was so happy was because the "Little Apple" that Big Fat Rabbit danced just now was so coquettish. With over 10,000 animals, just one big fat rabbit is enough to support the entire Zhongyu Ecological Farm.

Big Fat Rabbit is simply a dancing god!