The Greatest Showman

2377 Black Humor

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In the classical symphony of flowing clouds and flowing water, the hotel guests flew towards the forest in slow motion. The hideous facial expressions and hurried body movements formed a sharp contrast with the elegant and graceful soundtrack. through the forest like wild beasts.

The cold blood of hunting and the nobility of melody have a violent collision, and the wonderful appreciation experience brought by the art of film makes Lumiere Hall hold its breath.

The hunt ended with David mercifully letting go of a readily available prey. Then, he had only thirty-two days left.

The dystopian setting of the film reaches its first climax/climax in the following plot:

The hotel manager set up a series of sitcoms, trying to tell each guest that being single is harmful and that matching is the truth.

For example, eating alone can lead to choking; eating together can save two people.

For example, going home alone might encounter a mob; going home with two people would not.

For another example, male guests must be "assessed" every week, lying on the bed alone, and the waitress rubs the man's crotch with her buttocks, but men are not allowed to touch the waitress, nor men. After the outburst is complete and the teasing/teasing is over, men are strictly prohibited from solving the problem on their own - this is to stimulate the enthusiasm of men to seek a partner immediately.

Another example is that any form of "right-hand activity" is prohibited during men's stay at the hotel. The hotel has a monitoring system. Once detected, the punishment will be executed: the man with the big tongue was caught, his right hand was stuffed into the toaster, and then Roasted.

Ridiculous extreme!

The audience was inevitably a little shuddered, and they didn't know how to express the emotion of crying and laughing, especially David, played by Renly, sat on the edge of the bed with a blank face and dull eyes after the "work" of the waitress was over. , said sluggishly, "Too bad. It's too bad."

That wonderful movie-watching experience completely focused the attention, and then David had a fireside chat with the big tongue man and the lame man - although there was no fire, they seriously discussed how the singles were The process of transforming into an animal, of course, really shows the absurdity and absurdity of black humor.

In particular, David mentioned the guests who had just checked in yesterday. They noticed a lame lady, but the lame man expressed regret that "she just sprained her ankle and will recover in a few days", and then David and The big-tongued man both expressed regret, which completely silenced the Lumiere Hall.

It's not just discrimination against singles, it's discrimination against all underlying physical flaws, rationalizing society as a whole by one "normal" standard after another. At this point, recalling David's first day at the hotel, each guest had to introduce himself and explain his "sign", and things became meaningful and echoed.

Only then did the grand blueprint of the dystopia constructed by Oggs reveal its full face—shocked, wave after wave emerged from the depths of the soul.

It's another hunting night, and Ms. Biscuits tries to get close to David.

She arrived at the hotel on the same day as David, and from the first day, she was actively courting, marketing herself in different ways, trying to approach every man, including the big tongue man and the lame man , but was rejected again and again, which made her gradually fall into despair.

It's like drowning little by little, knowing that he is sinking, but can't stop it, even if he tries his best to kick his legs and swat, it will not help.

"If I don't find the right partner soon, I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off a building, jumping out of a window," Ms Biscuits said.

But David was unmoved.

However, the despair and panic gradually began to spread. The lame man had to act for a while, while the big tongue man was thinking about his life after turning into a parrot, which made the lame man angry. Taunting the big tongue man with a condescending gesture.

They fought.

There are no rules and no moves. It's like two kindergarten children scrambling together. Even David, who stepped forward to persuade them, is so clumsy.

But there was no more laughter in the Lumiere Hall, and the bone-chilling cold was slowly freezing the hot blood.

The lame man took action. He slammed his head into his nose, creating the illusion of constant nosebleeds, and then took this opportunity to hook up with the nosebleed girl to find their "common ground" and "tie the knot" ", successfully escaped from the single area and entered the couple area to be tested.

David looked at everything in his eyes, and he couldn't understand the choice of the lame man.

"I want to ask you a question, I hope you can answer sincerely, which is worse? To die from hunger and cold in the forest, or to be eaten or killed by natural enemies after becoming an animal? Or occasionally nosebleeds. "

The lame man asked David so.

David stared at the lame man quietly, as if he was seriously thinking about his problem, but the slight flickering in his eyes revealed the tension in his heart, "What about love?"

"I'm serious," the lame man replied.

David paused for a moment, lowered his eyelids, fell into thinking again, and then gave the answer, "After becoming an animal, it will be eaten or killed by natural enemies." This is even worse.

"Exactly." The lame man liked the answer.

"Didn't she doubt you?" David pressed, his words were a little hasty, and his surging mood could not be completely calmed down.

"No." The lame man's voice was calm and steady, and he gave the answer decisively and neatly.

"A brand new couple is born, they met two days ago, but are in love with each other now, they are in harmony, they both have the same problem with their noses, they will suddenly bleed. Tomorrow, they will go to the double room, where there are Bigger wardrobes and bathrooms, they'll spend two weeks in a double room, then move on to the yacht for another two weeks, and we wish you all the best of luck and finally return to the city as a couple."

The hotel manager announced the cold fate with a gentle and considerate voice, and this is not the end.

"Our staff and myself will closely monitor the relationship between you and your relationship. If you have any issues, conflicts or arguments that you cannot resolve on your own, we will assign you a child, and that usually resolves a lot of issues. "

The applause, whistles and cheers from the entire banquet hall of the hotel, as well as the envious eyes of the biscuit lady, made all these unreasonable phenomena reasonable. The madness created by the strong contrast made the Lumière Hall. His mouth became dry and his heart beat faster.

David also began to take the initiative to attack, first the blond girl, but the girl disliked him, and he had the possibility of balding, but he didn't succeed. Although it was the last day of the blonde girl's stay at the hotel, she didn't compromise.

The audience laughed again: Prince William is the best example of the British men's hairline problem, which seems to have become a global ridicule problem, the blonde girl even said, "Although your father did not bald, but you I still can't relax." Looking at Renly's stunned face, the laughter couldn't stop.

"Today is your last day, and according to the rules, you can choose how to spend your last night. In this case, I would recommend that you choose some things you can't do when you become an animal, such as reading a classic literature, or It's singing a song you like."

"It would be very stupid to do something like walking in the wild, or having sex with someone. It's something you can do after you become an animal, and that's stupid. Before that, your friend has something to say Telling you, this is really a very moving thing."

The Nosebleed Girl reads a testimonial, like... a eulogy, and the Blonde girl says her decision, "I want to watch the movie 'Walk With Me' by myself, starring River Phoenix, Kiefer Sutherland ."

There was a low laugh in the screening hall again. Isn't this the biggest mockery? Watch Walk With Me Without Someone? And after the "good friend" just finished his eulogy?

But smiling and laughing, can't help but feel sad - will those fanatical fans also say goodbye to their lives?

The blonde girl transformed into a pony.

The Biscuit Lady is still haunting David, even constantly calling his room, but David still doesn't respond, he chooses his own target: the Coldblooded Lady, the Queen of the Hunt, because he realizes, "No Emotions and pretending to be emotionally rich is more difficult than having emotions and pretending to be indifferent.”

Ms. Cookie committed suicide by jumping off the building.

But she was not able to die, because she jumped out of room 180, such a height was obviously not enough for death, and she lay on the ground, crying heartily.

David thought this was an opportunity. He took the initiative to approach the cold-blooded lady and expressed some icy and biting remarks. This also became an opportunity for them to approach. Then, he passed the cold-blooded lady's test:

The cold-blooded lady was almost choked by a martini's olive while soaking in the jacuzzi, and David was indifferent, watching the cold-blooded lady "die".

When the cold-blooded lady took off her pretense, she said, "I think we're a perfect match."

David replied, "Yes, I think so too."

So, the ritual between the lame man and the nosebleed girl also happened between David and the cold-blooded lady. But the follow-up test is not so simple.

The lame man and the girl with the nosebleed run into problems, so they "add" a daughter; while David must maintain his ruthless stance, make sure he can pass the four-week ordeal period with the cold-blooded lady, and finally leave the hotel and return to the city , but after going through one difficulty after another, David finally revealed the details:

The cold-blooded lady kills Bob, the collie, David's brother.

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