The Greatest Showman

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"Four thousand two hundred and twenty-nine artichokes! Stolen from Macy's! Also, the crime scene is all your ass/stump/egg/mark."

Such a ridiculous and spoofed "script" is obviously the original intention of the show, but Renly's brain hole made the whole script even more absurd; now, with Renly and Jimmy's two "comedians", that This sense of absurdity was further magnified, and the entire studio scene burst into laughter.

Not to mention Jimmy, even Renly lingered on the edge of the laughing scene—not because of the script, but more because of the atmosphere on the set.

If it's in the West End now, Renly can perform even the most ridiculous script in a serious way. When they were studying in the college, the students wrote even more absurd and spoofed scripts, but they still need to be done in a serious way. Complete the performance of the entire play.

But now in the studio, the whole audience was laughing, Jimmy was laughing, and Renly had relaxed himself, and the joy was even more surging.

In order to keep the sitcom going, Jimmy is trying his best to hold back his laughter. Once he is completely laughing, he may not be able to hold back his laughter, and the performance will not be able to continue. He has to hold back his smile for a long time. That's when I finally found the feeling, "You're so talkative (flibbittyy-gibbitt)!"

However, because the words are really ridiculous, Jimmy's performance has become extremely exaggerated - because the body language has no way to match the lines, and in the end it can only be messy, he opened his arms, like a shopping mall Like a balloon guy at the door, he waved his arms indiscriminately, trying to rationalize his lines.

As a direct result, Renly always felt that Jimmy's back was full of fleas. He sat directly opposite Jimmy, and he couldn't help but his back was still faintly itchy.

Ren Li pursed the corners of his mouth and controlled his urge to laugh, and then saw that Jimmy raised his right hand and squinted his eyes like a "black/human rap", and licked his lips, as if he was provocative. It seemed that he was playing tricks again, and the pompous performance made the corners of Renly's mouth rise without restraint.

However, the years of acting experience from the stage play to the set still gave Renly a strong determination. Although the eyes and the corners of his mouth were slowly smiling, he still maintained his expression, glanced at the teleprompter, and continued, "Where were you on the night of Hanukkah?"

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

The audience burst into laughter, and the applause and laughter could not stop at all. Because Jewish Hanukkah lasts for eight days—among the countless holidays, Renly chose the eight-day Hanukkah. Wouldn’t it be more funny if Renly chose to fast? Renly's question didn't come out, and the scene was already laughing off the rails.

Jimmy endured and endured, after all, he couldn't hold back, he laughed and laughed out loud, especially when he saw Renly's lip line that was gradually tightening, he tried his best to control the urge to laugh, and the scene became more and more funny. Well, it also made Jimmy burst into laughter.

Jimmy had collapsed with laughter, his forehead hit the table with the movement of leaning back and forth, and then he rubbed his head in embarrassment. , two, three... eight days, eight nights, how to answer this?

"Pfft." Renly had reached the limit, and Jimmy's finger-cracking gesture was clearly meant to be funny, and he couldn't help but start to doubt himself: How on earth did he think of Hanukkah?

Jimmy finally finished laughing, "I...cough..." He laughed so hard that he choked on his saliva, "I'm watching 'Home Alone', hahahaha." After he finished speaking, Jimmy laughed directly again: Watching "Home Alone" for eight days and eight nights? And watching a Christmas movie on Hanukkah? Is this really good?

In the studio at this time, it can definitely be called tragic, the hilarious laughter of the audience and staff is too intense and too turbulent, and it has entered silent mode——

Holding his stomach and laughing silently, tears were about to burst out. Who would have thought that Ren Li's brain hole would create such a sharp contrast?

Not to mention the audience, even the directors and producers of the show collectively laughed. The effect of this show was so good that they all enjoyed it completely.

Renly also realized the "conflict" he had created, and pursed the corners of his mouth, pursed his lips again, and finally managed to control his emotions, and then said, "So, why did the surveillance capture you? It's a crime. The 0.5mm next to the scene keeps spinning (twist/butt)?"

puff.

Endured and endured, Renly finally failed. When he told this line, he was always on the verge of breaking out. When he finally said "0.5mm", he still couldn't hold back. , he laughed too - such a combination of sentences is really too explosive.

Jimmy couldn't take it anymore, he turned back and forth with laughter, the whole chair began to shake violently, and the whole person danced, and it seemed that he might turn over at any time.

Renly was also like an idiot, sitting on the spot shrugging his shoulders constantly, the corners of his mouth lifted uncontrollably, and the bright smile in his eyes was glistening.

Just as Renly was about to continue speaking the following lines, some audience member shouted, "Spinning for eight days and eight nights", and then the image of "spinning and jumping with my eyes closed" appeared in Renly's mind. He just lowered his head, a dull laughter resonating in his chest - and not like a ballerina

Rotation, but a pole-dancing butt-twist, and that picture brought into Jimmy's face... Renly couldn't help it.

The opposite Jimmy was already dead, slumped on the chair, laughing to the point that he had no sound or even strength.

In the end, Renly sorted out his emotions and continued this ridiculous comedy when his expression was completely broken, "Very well, let's stop playing games in circles: where did you come from?"

Jimmy also rearranged himself, forcing himself to make a poker face, trying to answer, "u...u..." but every time he made the first note, he couldn't help but want to laugh, and after three tries, he said , "Ukraine." This time, with a Russian accent, he turned into a Ukrainian in a second.

The exaggerated tongue sound is not at all in place, but it makes this sense of absurdity more and more obvious.

After speaking, Jimmy looked at Renly and burst into laughter, "Haha." There was no way to hide it now, so he laughed blatantly.

Renly was so excited by Jimmy's suffocating accent that he had to turn his head and hide his "amateur" laughter, but the back still revealed his secret, because the laughter was held back too hard, Renly His cheeks were slightly flushed, and he could faintly see that the roots of his ears were also a little red.

Turning his head again, Renly's eyes sparkled with childlike excitement that the audience had never seen before, "As I guessed. You know, being a detective is the best part of being a detective." The thing is, I can catch a criminal like you and go home with my kids and my pet badger..."

Having said this, Renly couldn't help but pause for a moment, the corners of his mouth were on the verge of rising again, it seemed that he might laugh again at any time, but he managed to control it after all, "then said - this city needs to do a /Intestinal!"

Ha ha ha ha!

Who would have thought that the clown's lines are placed in this "script", and there is a natural feeling?

"Very well, I did this." Jimmy finally regained his senses and continued to act according to the script, and then continued to speak the lines with a Russian reflex - but the accent was really bad, at all There's no way to tell what the accent was, "I did rob, and that's because I needed the money so I could have the money for a little toe transplant."

Jimmy laughed.

Renly laughed.

The two of them looked at each other like fools, couldn't help smiling at all, and burst into laughter like this stupidly: With the money of 4,229 artichokes, is it enough for a little toe transplant? And... what is a little toe transplant?

The most important extra info is: is there any relationship between the little toe and the camel toe? If anything, on Jimmy's body...

Is Renly's brain hole really an accidental coincidence? This is the third time, and the association in it has really scorched the studio, and everyone is laughing like hell. This scene is like hell.

Even Renly and Jimmy realized that the laughter was really irresistible, so they both laughed.

"I guessed it! I just said, I guessed it!" Renly calmed down a little and sprinted towards the end of the sitcom, "I like to sing this song every time I finish solving a case: Twinkle twinkle twinkle…" Not only singing, Renly also raised his hands to simulate the appearance of "star twinkling", singing and dancing to perform.

Jimmy also stood up and danced and sang together, "The sky is full of little stars..." The two of them actually finished singing the entire children's song. Finally, Jimmy stretched out his right hand and shook hands with Renly. Hit the shoulders, like a black person greeting, expressing his admiration, "Your voice is really perfect! People's souls are baptized, I really love you! You made me decide to change my evil ways in the future!"

Turning around, Jimmy opened his arms to the audience. "Gentlemen and ladies, Renly Hall!"

In the midst of the hilarious laughter, the thunder and the standing up, Jimmy had to shout at his maximum volume, "The show isn't over yet! Friends, the show isn't over yet, don't go away, commercials! After the commercials We'll be back! Hey, this isn't the end of the show, don't get me wrong!"

hoo hoo hoo!

Ahhh!

Hahaha!

Laughter, applause, whistle, shouting, all the sounds were gathered into a group, because the level of laughter was too great and too crazy, the voice of the audience was hoarse, and even the body was weak, but they Or squeeze out the remaining strength again, and send praise and adoration to Renly and Jimmy!

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