The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

The last time I played OW was in 2016, just two months after OW was released, and it has been exactly two years now... Now I specially downloaded it to write OW, emmmmm, compared with two years ago, this game has basically not changed. ...

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Saturday, December 21.

In the early hours of this day, Overwatch was released on Steam.

Although the OW currently on the shelves is not an official version, and does not have a ladder system and some maps, it will basically not affect the player's game experience.

Qiuyu University, as a gaming geek, Chen Xiaoming got up early in the morning and bought OW.

As early as when he saw the promotion on station b, he was attracted by ow's character design... This tit! This ass! These long legs!

Especially the plump and upturned arc of the buttocks is simply amazing!

The designer of this game is too understanding, right? !

Of course, the character design is actually secondary, and the gameplay is the most important. Therefore, before actually playing a game, Chen Xiaoming dare not make a conclusion easily.

By the way, Chen Xiaoming's cousin, Chen Guangming, is taking the teacher qualification certificate test recently. After all, he is a war hero and a retired sniper. It is definitely not a big problem to be an elementary school physical education teacher for the elderly, and there is absolutely no elementary school principal who would refuse to retire as a sniper. A well-known person like God came to join his school.

You said why not high school, junior high school physical education teacher?

Nonsense, can high school students and junior high school students compare with cute elementary school students? Every lolicon with a clear mind will choose to be a teacher in elementary school without hesitation! How good it is to be able to control and care for the growth of flowers in the motherland in advance!

Closer to home.

After downloading on steam...

It didn't take long for Overwatch to be installed.

For the current gaming geeks (of course we are talking about a small number of hard-core gamers), many people basically have a steam in their computers. After all, there are many small game workshops in the game industry, and most of these game workshops choose to put them on steam. Then installing a steam on the computer is the most basic game house. And many people also agree that steam is indeed a good platform, and you can often find some good independent games on it. According to Chen Xiaoming's opinion, there will be more and more games on Steam in the future, and sooner or later it will become a must-have software for gaming nerds.

Then...

Start Overwatch through steam and enter the game.

The interface is relatively clear. After passing the simple novice tutorial, Chen Xiaoming clicked "Start" to open a match.

The game was only released at midnight today, and it was only nine hours before now, so there were still a lot of new players flooding in during this period, and soon, Chen Xiaoming entered a round. However, not long after entering, he was surprised to find that this game seems to be able to choose the same hero (the reference here is the earliest ow matching system, which improves entertainment and freedom and reduces professionalism)... so the five teammates What the hell is it that four ninja-like heroes were chosen in the game!

Genji?

Is this hero that fun? You all pick this one?

Because there were six people in the team, there was one person who was not selected besides Chen Xiaoming, but soon that person also chose Genji. And since Chen Xiaoming just bought it, he didn't know which hero was fun, so he followed them and chose the hero Genji.

So, what followed became six Genji vs. enemy motley lineups. However, although the opponent has a miscellaneous lineup, they also need tanks and tanks, and milk and milk. Compared with the six Genjis, I don’t know how many times more reliable.

Then!

Six promising young people from the Shimada family were hung up and hammered by the opposite side.

It can only be said that if it is placed in the League of Legends, being abused by the opponent like this will definitely cause teammates to criticize each other, but at present, everyone is a novice after all, so there is no phenomenon of quarreling, and if you lose, you lose. On Chen Xiaoming's side, after being tortured by blood, instead of being persuaded to quit, he excitedly clicked on the next move.

Yes!

In fact, he is not very interested in fps games. The main reason is that his marksmanship is more sunset red. When playing some traditional fps games, he is basically the one who gets shot in the head. He has no game experience, and he is still playing chicken. But, ow is different, even if your marksmanship is red in the sunset, even if you are dying all the time, you can still have fun, very happy!

For example, when he played the hero of Genji, relying on the hero's flexible double jump and dash skills, he frantically swayed from side to side in the center of the battlefield, and he didn't need output to give people a feeling of "fuck, this guy is so coquettish!" Looks like a big boss" feeling! Moreover, Genji also has a skill of rebounding barrage, which can be used to save his life, so under his crazy operation, although no one is killed, he can repeatedly enter and exit the battlefield. It feels like...

I'm in!

I'm going out!

I'm in again!

I'm out again!

Wait until the energy of the ultimate move is almost ready, and then roar "Golden gold wow, cool!" Then Xia Ji cuts eight times.

What a show!

Even a beginner like Chen Xiaoming would make a show of Genji like this, let alone five teammates, but it was only because the opponents were newcomers and their marksmanship was terrible that they could be given such a chance to show off. As for why the six Genjis made such a fuss and lost so quickly, I can only say that because the six people were so excited, jumping around, no one thought about grabbing the position, it was a small mistake... But the problem not big!

What do you want to win or lose?

Just being happy is enough!

Yes, whenever he manipulates Genji, Chen Xiaoming always thinks of the time when he played League of Legends and picked a happy man... Right! Play the game, the point is to have fun!

It was nine o'clock in the morning when Chen Xiaoming clicked on the first game.

However, when he came back to his senses, it was already dark outside.

That's right, during the game, he had completely ignored the passage of time, and even forgot to eat lunch. It is absolutely impossible to switch to other fps games, because Chen Xiaoming has never been very interested in shooting games, and he would not want to play after playing for an hour or two at most. It can be said that Overwatch is currently the only one that makes him addicted fps games.

Then, just when Chen Xiaoming was about to move on...

A classmate from the dormitory next door came in and said, "You haven't gone to eat yet."

Chen Xiaoming looked up at him, "No... Are you going to have dinner?"

"No, I'm going to pick up my girlfriend from get out of class later."

"oh."

Then watching Chen Xiaoming play Overwatch for a while, the classmate suddenly said, "What kind of game is this?"

Chen Xiaoming: "Overwatch. Do you want to buy one and play with me?"

Classmate: "No, I only play League of Legends, I have no interest in shooting games."

"Watching Pioneer is not a pure shooting game, I think it is very fun, I really recommend you to buy it and play it."

"No, no, I probably won't be interested in fps games in my life, really."

"Then... how about I borrow you to play and feel it?"

"Okay, let me try."

Soon, an hour passed.

Over there in the teaching building, someone's girlfriend also called her boyfriend angrily after waiting for a long time.

"Why haven't you come yet? Didn't you say you were coming to pick me up? Why did you make me wait so long?"

"Come back by yourself."

girlfriend:"……"

"I'm playing a game, I don't have time to pick you up."

girlfriend:"……"

"If it's okay, I'll hang up... Fuck, this grandson wants to cut me up? It's so cool!"

girlfriend:"……"

After being silent for a while, the girlfriend said in an extremely cold tone: "You have changed! Now the game is more important than me, right? Ah? It's more fun than me, right? Listen, I'll give you five seconds, Get the hell out of here, five! Four! Three..." Then the countdown began.

This trick can only be said to be tried and tested to deal with her boyfriend. Every time he counted down a number or two, the boyfriend would give up. It's just that she used to count down tens of seconds, but this time she was angry, so she only counted down five seconds. According to her thinking, it is estimated that around the time of "two", the boyfriend should apologize, right?

Then I heard a very impatient voice on the phone: "Hey, are you talking nonsense, how can you play games!"

Then the phone hung up.

girlfriend:"?????"

Clam?

I was actually hung up by him? !

Knock in, don't let me see you again in the future, the game is so fun, then you should fall in love with the game! ! !

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Games Forum.

"Have you bought Overwatch? This game is simply poisonous! I've been playing it since yesterday afternoon until this morning!"

"Me too!"

"How did Young Master Mo come up with such a sinful game? My boyfriend doesn't even want to play it anymore, I just want to play Overwatch!"

"Buy it, buy it!"

"By the way, the female characters in this game are really pretty, with those breasts, those legs, and especially that ass, tsk!"

"When I watched the promotional PV, I thought Overwatch's modeling was perfect, all kinds of anime girls, but, this ass is too perfect, right? Is he social security!"

"What is it called Overwatch? It's called Overwatch Ass!"

"I heard that Suqing's linked skin will be released soon, and Angel will release the skin of Aqua, the mentally retarded goddess!"

"Fuck?! When the angel adds blood to me, will it take away my IQ..."

"I don't know, but I think the IQ of the person who buys this skin will be affected to some extent."

"It's not just linked with Suqing, it seems to be linked with many works of Mo Shao Lao Tie. I heard that Lu Ba Niang is going to release the skin of Gui Yanye. The first skill is hatchet flying hook, and the second skill uses Brother Cheng's head to return blood. In short, thieves are scary, you know..."

"There is such an operation?!"

With the release of Overwatch on Steam, soon, the entire game forum and related post bars began to be crazily massacred by the ow game. And Baidu Tieba Watching Pioneer, from more than 10,000 followers at the beginning, soared to 120,000 followers in one day! And it is still soaring at an even faster speed!

Even in some Internet cafes, many people began to play ow in the Internet cafes one after another in the next few days. This surprised the network administrator and some passers-by, because in the field of fps games, the most popular online game among flower growers is an online game called "Gun God", which is similar to Cross Fire (yes, it is cf, not cs, nor csgo ), but what kind of shooting game is this? Listen, I haven't heard of it, why does it feel more popular than "Gun God"? There are even people who have been playing this in an Internet cafe all day and all night? !

I go! Is this game really that fun? !

Of course, what some passers-by in the Internet cafe saw and heard was secondary, because the ones who were most frightened by OW were actually some high school and junior high school teachers. These teachers usually set up their own class QQ groups, and also add students’ QQ, so it is often found that some students exchange in the QQ space what games to play, when to go out to play games, etc. blocked).

However, these two days, these teachers can often see some sensational remarks in the class qq group.

"xxx, are you playing with your ass?"

"Play, ass is fun, I played all night."

"Yesterday I played ass with xx. This person is too useless. He doesn't understand the essence of ass at all. I won't play with him next time."

"Shall we play ass together tonight?"

"Okay!"

Then, the teachers who were secretly watching were dumbfounded.

butt? what ass What does va♂n ass mean?

Could it be said literally?

Wait, if that's the literal meaning... damn it! What are these boys doing in private? !

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