The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

Late at night, station B headquarters.

A certain fat house reviewer was also reviewing the long-backlogged submission videos while eating instant noodles.

To be honest, Station B is still in the stage of generating electricity with love. There are only a few review editors in the entire building. It is of course very tiring to check so many submissions. Therefore, for this fat editor, It is normal to work overtime until midnight or even stay at the company every day.

Of course, there are also many elements of frustration stemming from some bad up owners.

Many uploaders who make trouble always like to play some tricks. For example, if a video submission is more than an hour long, the first 20 minutes may be in the animal world, and the last 20 minutes will still be in the animal world. But in the middle 20 minutes, a movie AV will edit it for you.

Some careless review editors looked at the beginning and heard the sentence "Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and animals are mating season again" and thought it was the animal world. Then they pulled the progress bar to the end and found that it was two lions having sex. , and then I really thought it was the animal world, so I passed the review for you.

As a result, some users watched this video with the mood of watching "animal mating", and suddenly changed into "human mating" in the middle, dancing grass, such a sour feeling!

I can't believe it!

Then I will report it to you backhand, and maybe even post a post on the Internet to stir up some trouble for you. With the rhythm, Station B will also be discredited. Therefore, in order to avoid this situation, the editor of Fat House had to work hard and fast-forward every submitted video, so that he worked overtime until very late every day.

After finishing the instant noodles in his hand, he threw it into the trash can and yawned again.

The fat house editor was also muttering about whether he should buy a can of Red Bull to refresh himself while starting to review the next video.

This video is a contribution to the music section, classified as original music, and titled "[Mo Shao Original] The Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution".

Seeing this, the editor of Feizhai didn't feel anything special. Anyway, submissions in this kind of music area are relatively easy to review. First of all, the progress bar is generally not long, and it is only the content of one song. It is easy to finish it by fast forwarding. Moreover, sometimes when you encounter a good song, you can listen to it slowly to refresh yourself.

Then, he clicked on the submission video.

What reached his ears was a loli sound that made his whole body tremble.

"Coconut, sweet cream~"

"Chocolate is all my favorite things~"

“Although I have a lot, I don’t want to eat~”

Yes, after hearing these cute songs, the editor of Fat House changed his mind. He was originally going to fast-forward all the way to review the song, but now, he was shocked to find that... this song actually had a refreshing effect!

He was still drowsy just now, but! After hearing this song! All sleepiness was swept away!

That feeling...

It's like when you are so sleepy in the middle of the night, your roommate comes over and pulls you to watch the science and education movie made by Teacher Yua, who makes you cry, make trouble, and finally watch.

Then, as you watch, let alone yourself, even the dark flame dragon under your crotch slowly wakes up from its long slumber, exuding scorching power...

Why don't you sleep like a chicken?

Don’t let anyone’s chickens take a vacation, okay?

right! This feeling is probably similar to the excitement level of the fat house editor at the moment.

"First, it would be great if everyone had compassion~"

"Principle 2: Don't lie. Treating each other sincerely is the most important thing~"

When he heard this, the fat otaku editor nudged the thin otaku editor next to him who looked sleepy.

"What are you doing? I'm busy." Editor Shou Zhai.

"Come on, let me cheer you up."

Then, the fat house editor took off his headphones,

Weared it on the ears of the skinny house editor.

He still had that very lewd and vulgar expression on his face, just like a movie salesman.

And on the other side...

Just when the skinny house editor was confused, he heard a particularly cute voice coming from his ears.

“Everyone, I’m begging you, let’s build a correct country together~”

"Keep all the delicious things before this~"

"I~love~you~"

This is the climax of "The Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution", and it is also the cutest place. Therefore, after hearing this cute song, the editor of Slim House suddenly woke up and subconsciously said in shock:

"Oh my god, it's so cute!"

In fact, it is almost impossible to find any truly cute songs in the current music circle. This is largely influenced by the background of the times. The songs on most people's mobile phones are the kind of "girls with braces are so beautiful." "Love songs, the popular style of the entire industry is relatively single. It was also the first time for these two reviewing editors to hear such cute songs as "The Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution".

How's he? Kawaii!

In an instant, I was so cute that my face was full of blood!

When you feel drowsy after working overtime at night, listen to a cute lolita song and you will feel more energetic! I even saved money on buying Red Bull!

then!

soon!

After the "Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution" passed review, the editor of Feizhai also labeled this video "Editor's Recommendation" on the APP. Occasionally, there will be some video works that the editor thinks are excellent on the APP of Bilibili, and then they will be displayed as "Editor Recommendations", which will get higher clicks than other videos. In the eyes of the two editors, this kind of ability More people should hear this cute song that empties the blood tank!

the next day.

After the "Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution" were reviewed...

The number of clicks started to rise like crazy!

In just half a day, the number of views exceeded 50,000!

You must know that Li Xiaoci currently has only 50,000 to 60,000 fans on Station B. Ups of this level mainly submit a video, and it is rare for the number of views to increase dramatically. Therefore, seeing this inexplicable increase When it comes to the number one video in the music area rankings, some music area uploaders also clicked on it with confusion and doubt.

After the last time Mo Shao's "Punch your chest with a little fist" became popular on Station B, some singers in the music section actually disliked Mo Shao.

For most Bilibili up owners, it is difficult and very difficult to increase their followers. The videos they put a lot of effort into producing only bring about an increase of thousands or hundreds of followers.

But does this elementary school student, Mr. Mo, have any other skills besides being cute? How could a cute video with no technical content become so popular and attract so many fans? This kind of shoddy video can gain 50,000 followers. What will happen to those musicians who are serious about making videos?

However, after listening to "The Four Articles of the Emperor's Constitution" and seeing the following "composer/arranger/mixer/lyrics/singer: Mo Shao"...

These singers were all shocked.

Damn it, the devil actually knows how to compose music?

and……

Oh my god! This song is so cute! listen well!

Then, they were thinking... Oh, what a pity, why are they not a man? If I were a man, I could hold the Demon Master down and violently invade and deal crazy damage!

then……

All these singers were convinced and clicked a wave of attention. Some singers even secretly sent private messages backstage about licensing cover songs.

In fact, it's not that singers are unwilling to cover cute songs these days, but that there are simply no cute songs for them to cover. Finally, there is a serious cute song, even for those cover singers in the style of Yu Jie. It's hard to resist this temptation.

These days, even boys want to be cute. What's wrong with Sister Yu? Sister Yu also has the desire to be cute, okay? Who doesn’t want to be cute?

And here in the comment area...

"Damn, this song is so cute, I really want to violate Young Master Mo!"

"Gentlemen, I like loli!"

"This song is so cute!"

"After listening to the song "Master Mo, I suddenly want to go to jail, what should I do? I swear I really didn't like elementary school students, but Master Mo happens to be a primary school student!"

"This song isn't very good. I've only listened to it a thousand times."

"You would never imagine what song a 1.85-meter tall Northeastern man is listening to in his headphones. I, a bodybuilding coach with eight-pack abs, actually played this song on repeat all night. I can't believe it myself! It's poisonous!"

"It's okay, bro, we're all the same."

As for Li Xiaoci...

Throughout the morning, I sat in front of the computer with a bottle of Bingkuoluo, reading the comments that were constantly being added under the video.

Every time she saw someone praising her, the little boy would move back and forth.

Alas~

I can only say that it is really distressing to bear the excellence that should not be expected at this age.

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The previous B station girls were changed to 22 and 33, because it was considered that virtual singers such as Miku and Luo Tianyi might be written separately in the future.