The Era of the Second Element of the Literary Girl

As a voice actor, what kind of videos should I submit to Bilibili? Of course it has to do with dubbing!

Therefore, Li Xiaoci is also planning to use the lolita tone used to dub Sophia and Aisaka Taiga to read a very special line.

That's right!

This line is the "little fist punch on your chest" that was popular for a while in the previous life.

Of course, this line is quite shameful...but for voice actors, shame is a piece of cake. Moreover, even from the perspective of a real man, what's wrong with a man who can bend and stretch, and act cute? How many real men always make noises when they open their mouths?

Besides, I'm already so cute.jpg.

Since there was no technical content, Li Xiaoci did not spend much time recording the audio, and the video was not difficult either. As a professional software, PR is very easy to get started and requires almost no IQ. Therefore, that night, she Submissions were uploaded in the backend of station B.

Hum, Sophia and Aisaka Taiga are here to hit your chest with their little fists, are you afraid?

…

Voice actor Mo Shao fans QQ group.

This 2,000 crowd was specially built by Li Xiaoci for voice actor fans. To be precise, Su Yumi urged her to build it, mainly to manage fans. However, under normal circumstances, Li Xiaoci is a diver. This is not because she doesn't want to talk, but every time she opens her mouth, everyone in the group will always say "Young Master scolded me", or else "Sophia scolded me". "Dahe scolded me", the scene was extremely abnormal, and she was helpless.

"I heard that Master Mo is going to submit an article at Station B?"

"I've already clicked a wave of attention."

"What do you think Young Master Mo will submit?"

"Maybe I will submit a song? I heard that the voice actors can sing some songs."

"Maybe it's a recitation, like reciting Sophia and Aisaka Taiga's lines or something."

"Dancao, this sounds so exciting!"

Late at night, after seeing the chat in the group, a middle school student ran to Station B and searched. Sure enough, he found Mr. Mo's ID and clicked a follow button. Then, he casually refreshed the page and discovered that ten seconds ago, Master Mo actually posted a video on station B!

The name of the video was "Little Fist Hits Your Chest". There was nothing special about it for the time being, so the middle school student rushed to the comment area of ​​the video and took the lead in grabbing the first floor.

Yes, there are many things in this world that are more meaningful than masturbating, and grabbing the first floor is undoubtedly one of them!

Then, the middle school student seriously clicked on the video, ready to see what Master Mo's submission was about. He had already paid attention to the partitions before and found that this video was neither the animation area nor the music area, but the living area. This was a bit surprising... Could it be that the Demon Master wanted to appear in real life? !

However……

When he opened the video, the middle school student was surprised to find that the video was insanely short!

It’s only twenty seconds!

And the content of the video is even weirder, just a piece of text!

"(??ˇ?ˇ??) Humph! It's all your fault (`?′) for not coaxing me (〃′o`). I want to cry. I'll beat your chest, you bad guy!!! (￣^￣ )ゞ咩QAQ hits you on the chest, you are so annoying! (=?ω?)? I want to hug you, but they hit you on the chest with small fists!!! (??︿???) Big bad guy, beat you to death (つд?)”

What the hell is this?

Just when the middle school student looked at this inexplicable text, he looked confused.

He suddenly heard a familiar voice...

That's right! It was Master Mo’s voice, and it was also Aisaka Taiga’s voice!

As an otaku who fell into the trap after watching the anime "Dragon and Tiger" and even changed his QQ name to "Aisaka Taiga my wife", how could he not recognize his wife's voice!

"snort,

It's all your fault! "

"I don't want to coax anyone either!"

"I really want to cry...beat your chest, you big bad guy!!!"

"Hey~ I'm beating your chest! You're so annoying~!"

"I want a hug, yeh yum yum!"

"They hit you in the chest with their little fists! Big bad guy, I'll beat you to death!"

…

After listening to this recitation in vain...

At this moment, the middle school student was almost dying.

He felt like he was dying and it was too late to write his last words.

So cute, so cute! It’s cute that he has blood on his face!

After so many years of living, his heart beat so fast for the first time! This fucking feeling is no longer the feeling of heartbeat, this fucking feeling is the feeling of myocardial infarction!

While listening to this recitation, he seemed to see his wife Aisaka Taiga standing in front of him, and she punched his chest with her small fist with a shy look on her face!

Even if you beat him to death, he would die without any regrets!

…

Although it was the middle of the night, there were still many people who saw this video.

For example, the three newbies from the seiyuu agency, who are staying at home during the summer vacation and stayed up most of the night, opened the video submitted by Mo Shao.

After watching this video, which is only 20 seconds long...

Yuzu’s reaction was:

Damn it, how can the devil be so cute? !

It actually made her heart beat faster as a girl!

Dimple’s reaction was:

Why can the young master pronounce such shameful lines?

By the way, this line is really cute, and it’s a perfect match for Young Master Mo!

Next time we meet, why don't you take the opportunity to invade Young Master Mo?

As for Fujiu Cat...

Fujiu Cat played this video in the living room. At the same time, Fujiu Cat's father was sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV.

When Fujiu Mao's face turned red when she heard this, she suddenly saw her father, who had been concentrating on watching TV, staring at her in shock, and then asked: "Girl, what is this?"

Fujiu Cat: "!!"

Fujiumao: "...Well, this is a line for our voice actors to practice their dubbing skills." Although she was panicking, her expression was very calm.

"Oh... I see... My daughter, you mean this line for training, can you also read it normally?"

"Uh...yes..."

After saying this, Fujiumao saw her father suddenly reveal a meaningful smile.

"???"

Damn it, Dad, what kind of smile are you doing? !

Suddenly I had a bad feeling about what was going on! !

…

In addition to Li Xiaoci's ordinary fans and three newbies, Li Xiaonan also saw a video submitted by his sister in the middle of the night.

After reading this...

Li Xiaonan covered her face with excitement and rolled around on the bed crazily.

Come here...

…………roll over

Just like a ragdoll cat that has snorted catnip, it just can’t stop!

Sure enough, her sister is super cute!

Then Li Xiaonan decisively shared the video link on her father's QQ, and added: "If you don't watch it, you will regret it for the rest of your life."

As for Li Hailong, after seeing his usually sensible eldest daughter suddenly sending a link, he clicked it in confusion.

After reading this...

He almost fainted.

However, after regaining consciousness, Li Hailong pondered for a few seconds and decided to click on it and listen again.

20 seconds later.

Listen again!

40 seconds later.

Listen to it one last time!

60 seconds later.

Listen to it one last time!

80 seconds later.

Dad suddenly realized... Li Hailong, Li Hailong, this is the voice of that naughty kid! How could you be so depraved just because these are the voices of Sophia and Aisaka Taiga? What's so addictive about this naughty child's coquettish voice? absolutely not! Such a childish voice cannot attract a mature man at all!

"Forget it, let's listen to it one last time. After listening to it this time, I really don't want to listen anymore."

(Then the cycle continued all night.)