The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"Whether you sit or not, stand or stand, how do you become an emperor?"

Hearing this voice, Leng Xiaolu, who was rolling with boredom, suddenly froze for a moment.

Immediately, Leng Xiaolu jumped up like a butterfly wearing only flowers.

"Brother Xiao Chen."

The figure of Leng Xiaolu rushed directly into Xiao Chen's arms.

General Bai Jia froze on the spot.

"He was right."

...

"Oh, it's terrible, why is it getting longer and more beautiful?"

Xiao Chen pulled Leng Xiaolu's face, shaking from side to side.

Leng Xiaolu looked at that familiar cheap smile and burst into tears.

"Brother Xiao Chen, where have you been all these years, and you didn't come to see me."

And Hei Feng on the side looked at Leng Xiaolu, his eyes straightened on the spot.

"Holy shit, Zhong Min is smart and handsome, his bones are clear and strange, and he has the luck of heaven and earth. This is a great talent."

"Girl, if you don't think I'm a pig, I'd like to pass on what I've learned all my life to you, just waiting for the future to soar into the sky?"

After living for so long, it was the first time I saw someone with such invincible talent and luck.

"Oh, the girl said you!" Xiao Chen smiled and rubbed Leng Xiaolu's head.

Leng Xiaolu blushed on the spot, "I... I am a boy."

"puff……"

Wu Wudi and Heifeng spit out a mouthful of old blood at the same time.

Heifeng is okay, he has a peculiar aesthetic, but he was taken aback by surprise.

Wu Wudi can't do it, this guy is a girl in every way, but if he suddenly tells you that he is a man, it's fine if he didn't have a heart attack on the spot.

"Really...really, male...male?" Wu Wudi asked in disbelief.

Look at the way Leng Xiaolu and Xiao Chen are so intimate, it's a fucking man and woman!

As a 10,000-year-old virgin, he received 10,000 points of critical damage.

"Hmm..." Leng Xiaolu nodded embarrassingly.

"Okay... let's go!" Wu Wudi clutched his chest and fell headfirst.

Xiao Chen caught Wu Wudi helplessly.

Obviously she looks like a peerless beauty, but she is a woman with handles. It is estimated that even a straight man of steel cannot accept this result.

Leng Xiaolu scratched his head in embarrassment: "Is he all right?"

"It's okay, this guy is very tough." Xiao Chen clamped Wu Wudi under the creaking nest, and began to visit cheerfully.

And Leng Xiaolu pulled Xiao Chen's arm, chattering non-stop.

An hour later, Xiao Chen felt that his saliva was almost dry, but Leng Xiaolu still looked excited.

"By the way, can we send people to reincarnate now?" Xiao Chen pointed to Wu Wudi who had woken up.

"Yes." Leng Xiaolu jumped up, being able to help Xiao Chen was his greatest wish.

"Really?" Xiao Chen asked suspiciously.

"Really, for a few hours every day, the Hall of Reincarnation is safe and sound." Leng Xiaolu vowed.

"Okay." Xiao Chen nodded.

"Invincible, what kind of baby do you want to cast?"

Wu Wudi thought for a while, but he was a little nervous.

After all, this is the first time I have encountered such a thing.

"Brother Chen, if it were you, how would you choose?" Wu Wudi asked nervously.

"Nonsense, of course it's the second generation of Yuan Fu. Wouldn't it be nice to eat, drink, and make a bubble girl?"

Xiao Chen didn't know what to do, so he started teasing again.

"Boy, I am the black wind demon god. I have learned the world. If you worship under my seat and learn my way of formation, then you can kill gods and demons at your fingertips. Wouldn't it be beautiful."

Heifeng, like a cult leader, followed Leng Xiaolu's footsteps and started his career of brainwashing.

General Bai Jia saw this scene with a meaningful expression on his face.

Leng Xiaolu, a slacker, has to watch his basic practice all day long. You want to talk to him even if you are a pig? Simply fantastic.

Sure enough, what Heifeng said was all hype, and Leng Xiaolu looked bewildered.

"Why should I learn from you!" Leng Xiaolu said, vomiting blood on the spot.

Feelings, you took what you said just now as pig fart, right?

"Why?" Hei Feng held his temper, "After completing the studies, turning your hands into clouds, turning your hands into rain, killing gods and demons, and being able to fight against thousands of monks with one's own strength, wouldn't it be beautiful."

If the formation is great, it does have this ability.

It's just Leng Xiaolu, is he willing?

It was obvious that Leng Xiaolu was unwilling.

"Why do I want to kill gods and demons, and become an enemy of monks all over the world?"

"Uh..." Hei Feng was stunned on the spot.

"It's so cool! Isn't it beautiful to be alone in the world and fight against everything."

"I don't want it, I'll just follow brother Xiao Chen, hee hee~~"

This is simply an ignorant Fengdu Emperor who is just waiting to die.

Xiao Chen found it funny, this dead pig's formation skills were indeed terrifying.

If Leng Xiaolu followed him to study, plus Leng Xiaolu's own talent and luck, I am afraid that what Heifeng said would really happen.

Killing gods and demons is easy.

But if he didn't want to, Xiao Chen just smiled and respected Leng Xiaolu's choice.

"This is my business card, if you figure it out someday, call me anytime."

Heifeng took out a business card that was shining with black light out of nowhere.

It says, Mr. Heifeng, the head of Heifeng Mountain, call xxxxx.

Xiao Chen felt a tightness in his chest, where did this dead pig make such a mess.

Heifeng looked at Xiao Chen's bewildered expression, and said triumphantly: "This is called advancing with the times, you know? This is made of 'Sanyue Lingming Iron'. It's no problem to buy a building on your earth with a business card." of."

"Where is your cell phone, where did you get it?" I just came back yesterday, where did this dead pig's cell phone come from.

"Steal it." Hei Feng waved his pig's trotters confidently.

"Didn't you go to the college to hang out? I took the opportunity to rob a mobile phone store next to the college."

"Brother Laichen, you can choose one too. When the time comes, Master Pig will make you some business cards, it will save face."

With a wave of Heifeng pig's hoof, a bunch of brand new mobile phones appeared in front of him, including various brands.

"Pfft...you dead pig." Xiao Chen almost lost his temper.

...

At this moment, at the Minghai Cultivation Academy, a few guys with panda eyes were kneeling at the entrance of the academy, shouting for heaven and earth.

Huaxia has always attached great importance to people's livelihood, and the grievances have come to the gate of the college, so it's okay.

Tsing Yi Hou received him personally.

"Pig, a pig robbed my mobile phone store."

A middle-aged man who looked like the boss roared excitedly.

"Damn it, that pig not only beat people, but even the warehouse, sir, you have to decide for us!"

Tsing Yihou's hair was full of black lines, and when he mentioned pigs, he immediately thought of Xiao Chen.

"That pig entered the academy, my staff saw it with their own eyes, sir, you can't cover it up!"

Qing Yihou shook his head helplessly, and supported the boss: "Don't worry, you get up first, we will compensate you for all losses."

Tsing Yihou looked at the two employees with panda eyes next to him, and added another sentence.

"There's a lot of medical expenses."

"This is what you said, you can't go back on your word." Hearing this, the boss's face instantly turned cloudy.

Tsing Yihou nodded: "Naturally."

"The pig stole a total of 485 mobile phones, 100 love crazy phones, a total of 1.2 million, and 130 rice phones, a total of 980,000..."

"Pfft..." Tsing Yihou clutched his chest, not because he had a lot of money.

I just think why grab so many mobile phones and go back? Ready to open your own mobile phone shop?