The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"You...you...you can't do this." Divine Xiao Chen looked like he was about to cry.

"I am you, you are me, why do you cheat yourself?"

The divine Xiao Chen said with tears in his eyes, and looked at the human Xiao Chen pitifully, obviously not wanting to hand over the mountain god jade.

Xiao Chen rubbed his chin and said with a mean smile: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but I don't listen, what can you do with me? Hehehe... Don't be verbose, show it to me quickly."

The divine Xiao Chen dawdled, and took out a green fist-sized jade from the air in front of him.

The jade is crystal clear, and there are various visions in it.

Xiao Chenle's eyes narrowed. With this gadget, his life can basically be guaranteed.

"You let me go." The human nature Xiao Chen held on to the mountain god jade, but the divine nature Xiao Chen stubbornly refused to let go.

"No, not loose."

"Hey, the boy is quite stubborn, I'll take it back..."

The human nature of Xiao Chen's backhand is like a monkey stealing peaches.

This action frightened the divine Xiao Chen to let go of his hand.

"You...you...you rascal, you big bastard." Divine Xiao Chen blushed with fright.

"Slightly slightly... Hahaha!" The human nature Xiao Chen laughed loudly, and stuffed the mountain god jade into his mouth.

"Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go." The human nature Xiao Chen patted his stomach in satisfaction, and walked forward while shaking his head.

"Wait for me, big idiot." The divine Xiao Chen caught up with the human Xiao Chen, and pulled his clothes corner, looking weak.

"God stick, do the fortune telling for me when you have time, and see what kind of luck my brother will be reincarnated this time."

"No, it doesn't count."

"Butt is itching again, isn't it?"

"you dare."

"Look, the plane"

"Ah! Really?"

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

"You old liar, old rascal, big idiot..."

...

In the void, Xiao Chen's body sat cross-legged quietly.

At this time, there were no other changes in Xiao Chen's body, but the newly grown body was green in black, which was really ugly.

The three phantoms looked around the body for a while.

Divinity Xiao Chen asked tremblingly: "Big devil, who is this... this ugly thing?"

Demonic Xiao Chen rarely showed a hint of happiness, and smiled, "This ugly thing is yourself, old liar."

"Wow..." Divine Xiao Chen burst into tears on the spot.

"I don't want to use such an ugly thing. I want to go home and find my mother."

The human nature Xiao Chen looked at the demon nature Xiao Chen with a confused face and asked: "Butcher, how far are you from the earth?"

Demonic Xiao Chen thought for a while: "It seems...it seems quite far away."

The human nature Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, this guy said quite far, it should be across several galaxies.

"Come on, how do you think I'm going to go back here? You should divide my body and send me back."

Demonic Xiao Chen pondered for a moment: "I'll take you back after separating your body. The Yu CD is in my hands, so it's not difficult to go back."

Humanity Xiao Chen heaved a sigh of relief, the current body should not have enough strength to walk in the void.

Now that there is Yu CD-ROM, things are much simpler.

"Still crying, if you cry any more, you'll kill the bird." The human nature Xiao Chen looked like he wanted to eat people.

The divine Xiao Chen wiped away his tears, and said pitifully: "It's too ugly, I don't want this physical body."

"Hey..." Human nature Xiao Chen burst into laughter: "I told you to reincarnate but you didn't, and now you feel that the physical body is too ugly. You chose it yourself, boss."

"Then...then I want the upper body." The divinity Xiao Chen carefully poked the fleshy head.

Hearing these words, the devilish Xiao Chen became furious: "You said you want the upper body, but you took the upper body away, so I just run around with two legs?"

"Hahaha..." After hearing this, the human nature Xiao Chen laughed wildly.

A very happy picture appeared inexplicably in my mind.

A great emperor with only the lower body, walking around the world with two long legs, is really interesting.

Although the upper body can be transformed into an illusion, the fact that there is only the lower body will not change.

"What are you laughing at? It's funny?" The demonic Xiao Chen's head was about to explode.

"Hahaha...it's quite funny." The human nature Xiao Chen patted his thigh, laughing wildly again.

"Hmph!" The divine Xiao Chen raised his chin proudly: "Big devil, you have no choice, you can't beat me."

"I will fight with you today." Demonic Xiao Chen looked like he wanted to fight for his life, but he kept winking at human Xiao Chen.

Human nature Xiao Chen hugged demon nature Xiao Chen, and exaggeratedly shouted: "Don't go, you are going to die, what will I do if you die!"

"Aren't you disgusting?" Demonic Xiao Chen broke free from human Xiao Chen, and sat in the void sullenly.

"Ha ha……"

Seeing Xiao Chen's aggrieved appearance, Xiao Chen laughed for a while before stopping.

"Okay, okay, let me share it with you!"

The human nature Xiao Chen gestured to his body, cutting it horizontally and vertically, and the other two who saw it trembled in fear.

They are all afraid that they will be assigned a bad part.

Human nature Xiao Chen shook his head with a smile, it was enough to be funny.

He reached out and gestured before the forehead of the body.

"Let's divide it from the middle, half of each person, is there any objection?"

Demonic Xiao Chen nodded, indicating yes.

The divine Xiao Chen looked displeased, staring at the crotch of his body and said: "If you divide it like this, what should you do? Do you want to separate it in the middle?"

"Oh?" Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment and said: "Why are you worried about this, this body is only used to temporarily accommodate the soul, you must reshape the physical body."

The divine Xiao Chen pouted, and said unhappily, "I don't care, give it to me."

"Do you have a girlfriend? What are you using it for?" Humanity Xiao Chen asked dumbfounded.

"I want you to manage"

Human nature Xiao Chen rolled his eyes: "If you have feelings for you, old man, you will have to go to heaven."

"None of your business, big idiot."

Human nature Xiao Chen looked at demon nature Xiao Chen again and asked, "How do you say? Do you want to?"

Demonic Xiao Chen nodded solemnly: "It's about a man's dignity, I must have this."

In fact, there is no need to argue about the things that will be available when reshaping the physical body in the future, the demonic Xiao Chen just wants to disgust the divine Xiao Chen.

"Big devil, you're trying to make things difficult for me, right?" Divine Xiao Chen raised his fist, looking like he was going to bite someone.

"Hehe!" Demonic Xiao Chen smiled disdainfully: "This body is half of mine, and my request is completely reasonable. Do you still think you can't grab it?"

"Big devil, I think you will never die until you reach the Yellow River, and you will not shed tears when you see the coffin. If there is a way to heaven, you will not go, and if there is no way to hell, you will come here. Today I will show you."

As he spoke, the divine Xiao Chen showed two canine teeth, and smiled like a little devil.