The Emperor Crawling Out of the Grave

"Xiao Chen has eaten." It wasn't until his mother called him to eat that Xiao Chen took his eyes back from the horizon.

Returning luck and heaven and earth, and it is also golden luck, such a huge golden luck can only appear after the fall of the great power.

Xiao Chen decided to speed up the speed of improving his strength, because the current situation of the earth is becoming more and more unpredictable.

...

At the dinner table, Xiao Chen almost couldn't laugh out loud when he saw his father's appearance.

Xiao Zhengyang's hair is disheveled, he is depressed, and his dark circles are serious. It looks like he didn't sleep well last night, and there are bloodstains on his face. Xiao Chen thinks with his butt and knows what's going on. He must have been scratched by his mother. of.

Xiao Zhengyang stood by the dining table, looked at his wife with an embarrassed face, and said flatteringly: "Wife, how about letting me eat first?"

Xiao Zhengyang was really hungry, most of the food last night went into Xiao Chen's stomach, and he didn't eat much at all.

And because of Xiao Chen's complaint, Xiao Zhengyang didn't sleep all night last night.

Hearing Xiao Zhengyang's words, Xiao Chen's mother was so angry that she threw the bowl heavily on the table, and said angrily: "Eat, you still have the face to eat, you have to read the guarantee letter to the old lady before you can eat."

Xiao Zhengyang's face twitched unconsciously when he heard the three words of guarantee.

Xiao Chen gave a strange laugh, and looked at his father, his bad mood because of eating instantly improved.

"Dad, don't be shy here, let us appreciate your literary talent." Xiao Chen said winkingly at Xiao Zhengyang.

Xiao Zhengyang looked at his son's appearance of making trouble, and really wanted to go up and give this guy a blow.

"Little bastard, you wait for me." Xiao Zhengyang made a vicious mouth, and reluctantly took out a few pieces of paper from his pocket.

"Mom, my dad called me a little bastard." Xiao Chen was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so when he saw Xiao Zhengyang's mouth shape, he immediately complained.

Xiao Chen's mother stared, dropped the spoon that was holding the porridge into the pot with a bang, and grabbed Xiao Zhengyang's ears as soon as she walked up.

"You old bastard, you have a lot of ability to cheat children, right?"

"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! I was wrong, I was wrong... Don't twist it, it will fall off."

A minute later, Xiao Zhengyang rubbed his ears and held the letter of guarantee.

Xiao Chen couldn't help laughing as he looked at those papers full of words, he probably could compete with the 5,000-word check!

Seeing Xiao Chen and the three happily eating breakfast, Xiao Zhengyang couldn't help thinking about his position in the family.

"read."

The roar of Xiao Chen's mother made Xiao Zhengyang tremble in fright.

"Dear Wife: This is the first time I write a letter of guarantee, I promise, this must be the last time I write a letter of guarantee! This is a very profound inspection, and I am ashamed of the mistakes I made this time..."

Xiao Zhengyang read it again and watched the breakfast on the table decrease crazily, and Xiao Zhengyang's heart was bleeding.

Xiao Chen seemed to be deliberately angry with Xiao Zhengyang, pouring bowls of porridge into his mouth.

Xiao Zhengyang's letter of guarantee was only half read, and more than half of the pot of porridge was poured down.

Xiao Zhengyang was anxious, he spoke faster, and looked at the rice in the pot while reading.

Xiao Chen also smirked and sped up the speed of pouring porridge into his mouth.

In the end, the two father and son seemed to be running a race, neither giving way to the other.

At the moment when he finally finished reading the guarantee, Xiao Zhengyang strode up and hugged the whole pot in his arms. Seeing that there was still a thin layer of porridge left, Xiao Zhengyang comforted himself, it was better than nothing.

The other two people on the table were stunned, Xiao Chen was eating, he was just dumping food! Bowl by bowl is scary.

Xiao Chen's mother's tears fell down patter, and she wiped her tears and said: "How much suffering this child has suffered during this time!"

"Hey, hey, I couldn't control it all at once." Xiao Chen laughed awkwardly.

After breakfast, Xiao Chen expressed his intention to return to Minghai City immediately, and his family members also agreed. After all, it's not a big deal to always live with someone else.

Then Xiao Chen's mother woke up Wang Duoduo who was still sleeping late, and after feeding her the breakfast specially prepared for her, the family boarded the plane back to Minghai City.

...

When I got home, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

Looking at the kicked-off door panels and the huge cracks in the grass, Xiao Chen's mother grabbed the phone and wanted to call the police.

It was only after Xiao Chen talked about it that he dispelled his mother's idea of ​​calling the police, and the family decided to deal with it all night and then find someone to fix it tomorrow.

The whole family was busy, but Xiao Chen was the only one who, like the idiot son of a landlord, hugged Wang Duoduo, moved a chair to the lawn, and lay down comfortably on it.

"Xiao Chen, come and help me." Looking at Xiao Chen's lazy look, as a veteran, Xiao Zhengyang wanted to go up and give this guy a hard time.

"Mom, my dad abused me and made me..." Xiao Chen opened his mouth to call mom.

Xiao Zhengyang trembled all over, showing a "kind" smile, interrupting Xiao Chen's words: "Hey, you're just playing around, I can handle this job by myself."

"Xiao Chen, are you calling me?" Xiao Chen's mother stuck her head out of the upstairs window and asked with some doubts.

Xiao Zhengyang waved his hands and bowed to Xiao Chen again, so he almost cried.

Xiao Chen chuckled, and shouted with all his might: "Mom, my father abused me and made me fight against the door panel alone."

"Boom boom boom..."

There was a sound of rushing downstairs, and then an angry voice roared: "Xiao Zhengyang, you big pig's hoof, you know how to eat dry food all day long, and you have been a soldier for so many years, can you resist even a door? Xiaochen doesn't grow tall, my old lady will never end with you..."

"The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the imperial horse, and the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha..."

Xiao Chen sang leisurely, and took out a piece of dead jade from the small box beside him.

"Brother Xiao Chen, what is this?" Wang Duoduo looked curiously at the death jade in Xiao Chen's hand.

"It's for magic." Xiao Chen decided to use the death jade to summon a few creatures from the underworld to protect the surrounding area.

Wang Duoduo put his finger in his mouth and asked curiously: "Brother Xiao Chen, what kind of magic do you want to perform?"

"Big transformation into a living person."

"What is a great transformation?"

"It's a big change."

"But what is a great transformation?"

Xiao Chen: "You are an immortal."

"Brother Xiao Chen, what is this black thread?"

"Brother Xiao Chen, the pictures you drew are so beautiful!"

"Wow, brother Xiao Chen, you can still shine."

Xiao Chen resisted tearing the little idiot's mouth, and asked very seriously: "Little idiot, do you know how much one plus one equals?"

Wang Duoduo replied without thinking: "Two! I can count this."

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