“Amitabha, don’t be impulsive, don’t do it.” Li Mu said solemnly: “Several donors, please have something to say, why are you so violent … Also, you say that I am a monk, I agree, but Please do n’t call me a bald donkey. Actually, I have hair. Do n’t believe it. Look carefully. ”

“Fuck, could this bald donkey be a fool?”

A splashy skin pulled a dagger from the waist and approached it step by step, smirking: “Dead bald donkey, dead bald donkey, dead bald donkey, Lao Tzu will say you are a bald donkey, Ha Ha Ha, I can’t agree, what can you do? Like. “Then, a dagger moved towards Li Mu’s waist and eyes pierced.

The waist and eyes are the key points on a person’s body. If this dagger is inserted, the lower body and the lower half of the whole person will be discarded.

“Don’t … big brother, run away.” Little Missy exclaimed, subconsciously trying to stop him.

“Don’t, Master Ma is sympathetic …” Granny Cai was also anxious, trying to stop, but after all is old and old, the response simply could not keep up.

The white clothed woman on one side quietly held the hilt of the sword with one hand.

Ding!

A metal cross-like light sound.

“Ah?” Then he shuddered.

His intuitively tingling wrists were numb, as if a dagger had stabbed on the rock.

“Fuck, this dead bald donkey is wearing iron armor.”

He looked in shock, but found that the dagger didn’t get stabbed at all. Instead, it was ejected by something hard, as if stabbed on the armor.

“Amitabha, I am blessed by the Buddha … The donor, in fact, is not iron armor, but has stung the young monk’s flesh, but the young monk has Dharma protection, and Vajra is not bad.” Li Mu ran the train with his mouth full, but he was an expert monk Looks like, “Several donors, I have already been stabbed by you, and everyone is now flattened. It is better to put down the butcher knife and stand on the ground, and quickly leave the gold ingots.

Little Missy and Ms. Cai’s shocked mouth opened wide.

The white clothed woman on one side, the face covered by white gauze, could not see the expression on the face of the peerless Fenghua, but the palm of the sword grip was slowly released.

The horse’s face had yellow teeth and the others, but it was stunned.

“Vajra isn’t bad? Who is it … Damn, I don’t believe it …” The splashing skin made a severe grin, gritted his teeth, and waved a dagger. Pu pu pu pierced dozens of consecutive raindrops, roaring: “Dead Bald donkey, tie you down, tie you down … “

Li Mu didn’t hide either.

However, until the swollen red and swollen wrist was broken, the arm was about to break, the tip of the dagger was broken, but it was not on Li Mu’s body, even if it was a small knife, it was his tired gasping for breath. .

Mother-in-law Tsai looked at Li Mu in disbelief.

Little Missy hiding behind her grandma is even more mouth opened wide, her thin, disrespectful little face, full of worship.

white clothed woman keen eyes.

She looked at the nicks of each and everyone’s dagger on Li Mu’s clothes. Through the nicks, you can see the muscles below, where to wear iron armor, which is clearly flesh and blood. There was no inner Qi fluctuation just now. It shows that this Little Monk did not use inner Qi, but the strength of the fleshhy body blocked the stab of the dagger …

Well, it ’s a really good Outer sect.

She made such an evaluation in her heart.

“Amitabha, well, you have to call the little monk bald donkey, but please don’t add a dead character, after all, the little monk is still alive now, not at all dead.” Li Mu said earnestly, as if that had just been pierced that many The sword is not as important as the other party adding a dead letter in front of his name.

“Hehe, let me say, how dare to stand up and take care of Master Ye’s affairs, hehe, it turned out to be a little hard work.” The horse’s face was yellow with teeth and his heart was shocked and sneered.

The roar of robbery on him came again, saying: “It is a little bit worse than the act recklessly foreigner in the past two days, but in this town of Ping’an, even the strong dragon has to be involved … hehe, die Bald donkey, how can you be so powerful, easy to dodge the spear in the open, hard to avoid a stab in the dark, can you hold our brother’s smoke, lime, and dark greens? When you sleep, you also Can you impervious to sword or spear? You are not dead now, and I will let you die after a while. “

“Amitabha, the donor, it is wrong for you to speak like this. You are obsessed.” Li Mu folded her hands, looked at pity with compassion, and chanted the Buddha’s name.

The white clothed woman on one side shook her head.

This Little Monk, I do n’t know where it came from, why is it so stupid?

Although I have brought hard to the point of perfection, my strength is good, but it is clear that the minds of the Dharma practice are pedantic and foolish. Such a person walking in the rivers and lakes will sooner or later be afraid of being killed. .

I don’t know where the teacher of Little Monk is. He was so relieved that he came out alone.

White clothed woman When passing by, Little Monk deliberately ordered the three bowls of plain noodles to help her grandmother Cai and her grandchildren. At the time, she also saw that the grandchildren were really pathetic, especially thin. The dismissed scene of Little Missy embracing index money to save money touched some feelings of her deep in one’s heart.

So she also sat down and ordered a bowl of noodles.

Whatever the purpose of Little Missy saving money, she wants to help her achieve it today.

At that time, she just thought that this Little Monk had a good heart, but now that happened, she suddenly had a little interest in this dumb Little Monk.

“What about obsessed and obsessed?” Ma laughed heartily with yellow teeth, “How can you treat grandfathers?”

The so-called splashing skin is actually a rogue. It ’s stubborn. It ’s like a dog skin plaster. It ’s hard to affix it. In the four ancient Chinese Water Margin, the downcast blue-faced beast Yang Zhi had to go down the street in order to survive. The ancestral sword was entangled by Niu Er’s splashing skin. It was deliberately difficult and insulted, and finally forced the blue face beast a killing blade. Niu Er was seized by the government and became a soldier. It completely cut off Guangzong Yaozu’s hope.

This group of people with horse faces is obviously just such a group.

“Haha, this dead bald donkey … laughed grandfather.”

“Yeah, how can you get grandfathers?”

“You see he looks dumb, Ha Ha Ha.”

“Dead bald donkey, you are a monk, Ha Ha Ha, a monk is compassionate, what if you are a martial arts? Do you dare to kill us by hand? Ha Ha Ha.”

“It’s just, dead bald donkey, with ability, you hit me, haha, hit me.”

A group of splashing skins laughed hehe haha.

People coming and going on the street saw this scene and scolded in their hearts.

The locals all know this group of puppets, which is a harm in the town of Ping’an. They have colluded with some of the officials in the town. They have done some unscrupulous business in the town, and have done many things that are devastating. The people in the world were deeply disgusted, but there was no other way. At this time, when they saw that they were in trouble again, each and everyone was hiding away, for fear of getting in trouble.

Some neighborhoods are very sympathetic to the encounter between Granny Cai and her grandchildren, but they dare not speak to help, and they look at Li Mu’s eyes with some sympathy and compassion, which provokes Ma San’s cruel and pitiful skin This Little Monk, I’m afraid it’s hard to leave Ping An Town alive.

Alas, peace town, not safe.

Some people from the past, who were unknown, were on the side, and looked around curiously.

Li Mu doesn’t care at all.

He was addicted to cosplay, deliberately pretending to be stupid, with his hands folded on his chest, a pair of swallows who were stupid and want to reason with each other, and seriously and sincerely advised: “Door, please don’t say that kind of thing, you must know the evil from your mouth … … Amitabha. “

The Pippi laughed even more proudly.

“Haha, woe comes out of the mouth? Haha, grandfather, I said, where is the woe? Haha, dead bald donkey, has the ability, you hit me, Ha Ha Ha …” Ma face deliberately came over and turned his face Cousin Li Li, with a look of pride and provocation, said: “Do you know who I am, grandfather, haha, evil comes out of the mouth, haha, you hit me …”

Li Mu had a stupid look on his face, stepping back, taking a sip of Amitabha, as if frightened, saying, “Do n’t you say this kind of thing, good or bad spirit … Amitabha . “

Alas, this silly Little Monk.

white clothed woman shook her head.

What a pedantic fool.

There is a brilliant impervious to sword or spear hard work, but he is afraid to do it. He is so brazen that he is so embarrassed by a few splashes of skin that he wants to walk the rivers and lakes. How can he be so stupid that he will be eaten sooner or later. No bones left after being cleaned.

“Haha, dead bald donkey, why? Are you scared now? Aren’t you very difficult to deal with? Haha, impervious to sword or spear, scared grandfather … Do you hit me, dare? Do you dare to fight Me? “Ma Sanyue proudly moved his face toward Li Mu.

“Donor, wouldn’t you be serious?” Li Mu continued to step back.

“Of course it’s serious …”

Pa!

A loud slap.

The horse with yellow teeth and splashing horses flew out like a sack.

Bang!

He bumped into another splashy body behind him, and the two screamed like a bottle gourd.

At this moment, all the noises and noises around it were like ducks with their necks pinched. The noise suddenly stopped and disappeared instantly.

The group of joyfully satisfied splashing skins instantly choked.

Even the white clothed woman didn’t respond.

Hey?

How is this going?

Why suddenly … this Little Monk, actually did it?

There were exclaims from different places on both sides of the street.

In particular, some locals did not expect that this little Monk that looked pedantic and dumb like a piece of wood, said that it was a hands-on operation, and he directly slaped Ma San directly.

This slap, let some townspeople who have been poisoned by Ma San and the others feel a kind of sincerity and refreshment.

However, they also started to worry deeply about this Little Monk.

Ma San’s group of splashing skin is basically a group of hob meat, where it is so easy to pass.

“Fuck, you … dead bald donkey, how dare you hit me, you …” Ma San lay on the ground for a long while, and couldn’t seem to believe that he was really slaped by Little Monk It wasn’t until the pain came from the root of his teeth that he realized what was happening.

“You’re dead, dead bald donkey, you’re dead …” Ma San made a ruthless grin, his teeth grinned, and a clear slap stamp on his face, blood shed from the corner of his mouth, like an angry male dog.

“Amitabha, the donor, do n’t be excited. The impulse is the devil. Please listen to me to explain. The little monk is a monk who is compassionate and all sentient beings. Since you have so requested, then I must satisfy you. Master said, we are monks. Walking outside, as much as possible to help others, to be happy and kind … So if you want me to hit you and say that many times, then I have to satisfy you. “Li Mu looked seriously.

He looked resolutely and explained aggrievedly: “Moreover, I finally confirmed it again and asked if you were serious, you said yes.”

“You … I …” Ma San no choice but to suffer in silence.

Li Mu, on the other hand, looked as if he was extremely confused. He looked at the people around him and said dumbly: “To be honest, the little monk travels all around and has seen all kinds of people and things, but, like this donor is so strange I saw it for the first time. “

“Pu chi …” The white clothed woman couldn’t help laughing.

Under the white veil, Chunhua blooms.

There was coquettish laughter in the surrounding streets.

Some people watching the lively crowd couldn’t help laughing at this time.

Even a few splashy, weird faces, forced to laugh almost.

This Little Monk, it’s a real fuck.

“You fucking …” Ma San covered his face, his face was ruthless, spit out a bloody mouth, and said, “Dead bald donkey, okay, you have a seed, hehe, if you hit the grandfather, don’t even want to live. Go out of this town, and hit the left face of grandfather, right? Okay, grandfather, I will stretch out my right face today. If you have a seed, try this face again … Ha Ha Ha, come on , Hit, hit! “

This is the typical playful thinking.

Niu Er in Water Margin also uses this hob meat method to force the restrained blue-faced beast Yang Zhi to be driven crazy.

“Oh.” Li Mu nodded.

Then raised his hand and slapped again.

Pa!

Ma San flew out again.

A slap print also appeared on the other half of his face, with five-finger prints clearly visible.

“You … how dare you really shoot? You …” Ma San got up, covered his face, surprised and angry, and he didn’t expect that he would normally be as unfavorable as the hobber meat. This gave it a break.

This monk can’t fucking be a fool, right?

“Amitabha, the donor, this poor monk is very kind, helpful, donates roses, and has fragrance in his hand …” Li Mu folded his hands and said, “The donor has deep sins and the little monk wants to influence you, so I have to agree to your request. However, your request is really weird. I rarely encountered it. Do you like to be beaten? You have a tendency to be abused. Did you lack fatherly love and motherly love when you were young, which led to psychological abnormalities … “

“Shut up.” Ma San was crazy.

This dead bald donkey, why so much nonsense, like a fly.

He came in with a cold mouth, and the cheek pained, and made the last trick of the “Splashing Dafa”, angrily: “Really? Well, you have a way to kill Lao Tzu today, otherwise, Lao Tzu must make Dead … haha, dead bald donkey, aren’t you very helpful? Okay, I let you kill me, do you dare? You are a dead bald donkey, six unclean, still want hero saving the beauty? Hehe, think To save this white clothed chick, be prepared to kill someone. “

Li Mu sighed: “Amitabha, I will not go to hell, who will go to hell, the donor, the monk does not slang, is what you said just serious?”

“Of course I …” Ma San almost blurted out and said that I was serious of course.

But suddenly he saw Little Monk’s silly and earnest expression, suddenly a shivered in his heart, remembering that he asked himself the same way before, and then slap over without the slightest hesitation, Ma San suddenly felt, maybe This monk is a fucking fool. If he died, he would really dare to kill.

The more he thought, the more he felt that his judgment was right.

Suppress the anger, think carefully, this Little Monk is simply a pedantic stupid idiot. Read the Buddhist scriptures in the temple and read it as a mule. Such a person can really do everything.

In all things, I am afraid to change my mind.

Before, Ma San used to think that Little Monk was a monk, so he would have some scruples, but now think about it, a lot of fucking monks are lunatics who admit death. Many shocking things are done by monks, such as cutting meat. Feeding eagles and the like, and the face of this Little Monk lunatic is huge.

After thinking for a few breaths, Ma San counseled.

On the face of it, he is not afraid of death, playing tricks and not killing himself, but in fact, the more such a person, the deeper in one’s heart is more afraid of death.

As the saying goes, pretty afraid of horizontal, afraid of horizontal, afraid of death.

Ma San feels that he is at best horizontal at best, and the stupid Little Monk who doesn’t know where he is now is basically the kind of life that doesn’t kill him.

“Dead bald donkey, you are lucky today, grandfather, I have other things to do.” Ma San gritted his teeth, his eyes flashed fiercely, and said, “Aren’t you going to exceed me? OK, put your name No. Stay, look back grandfather, I’ll go to you to settle accounts. “

Several other splashes, when you look at this posture, you know that the boss is about to persuade.

They also felt that this monk, some of the evil ones, had better not hit it hard, and it was best to go back and find out in private to secretly calculate, just like the nosy foreigner who had died a few days before.

Pippi are born without the honor and dignity of martial arts, so even if they admit it, they don’t feel embarrassed at all. They are like a group of worms swimming in the gray area. Withdraw quickly.

“Yes, dead bald donkey, leave your nickname.”

“What? Dare?”

The Pipis helped Ma San, keeping a distance from Li Mu, like a group of defeated dogs, barking.

And the people around, especially the locals, secretly played in their hearts, Little Monk, do n’t say it, do n’t say it, leave this peaceful town as soon as possible, life is critical. .

On the one hand, Granny Cai also sweated anxiously, and kept winking at Li Mu so that he never said it. Little Missy quietly dragged Li Mu’s sleeves and shook her head again and again.

Seeing this pair of ancestors and grandsons’ actions, Po Sanzi Ma San secretly remembered.

He thought about it fiercely, looking back to find an opportunity, he must kill Mother Granny Cai ’s old fart, kill the chickens and show the monkeys, so that everyone else in Ping’an Town, knows the power of him. As for that Little Missy, Wash it and sell it directly to brothel.

white clothed woman with arms around her chest, looking out of the way, waiting with interest for Li Mu’s answer.

Li Mu folded his hands honestly and said, “Amitabha, the donor is willing to take a step back, that would be the best, mercy, my Buddha …”

Ma Sanyi listened to this silly monk again and again and again and again, and his head hurt, and he interrupted directly, saying, “Do n’t fucking and grandfather nonsense, just say, what do you call?”

Do n’t say, do n’t say, do n’t say.

The kind-hearted mother-in-law and grandson Cai and the surrounding residents prayed in their hearts, Little Monk, don’t say it.

Speak out, speak out, and speak out if you have one.

The skinbreakers waited gnashing teeth, waiting for this silly monk to report to his home.

With countless gazes, Li Mu folded his hands, and honestly said: “Amitabha, the monk’s law sign is in chaos.”

what?

what? What?

Law number … messed up?

Ma Sanyu stopped.

The Pippi stunned.

Grandmother Cai’s grandson froze.

white clothed woman froze.

Even some of the heat-seeking people around me were stunned.

Recklessly?

What the fuck is this?

Where is the monk from this law?

Ma Sanqi’s eyes were red: “Bald donkey, how dare you make up a trick to lie to me?”

Li Mu repeatedly waved his hands and explained sincerely: “Amitabha, the monk does not slang, the monk’s law is really messy, because the little monk often messed up in the temple before he did not swim, so the master sent him to swim Before he left, he was given chaos. “

Is it really messing up?

Ma San is doubtful.

People around are also skeptical.

However, monks should not lie.

“Well, do you dare to say, which monk came out of which temple?” Ma San asked again.

Li Mu said: “Amitabha, the young monk comes from Snow Mountain Dalun Temple, and the master is Dalun Temple who is known as [Dalun Mingwang] and presides over Omochi.”

When Ma San heard it, he was a little aggressive.

Snow Mountain Dalun Temple?

where is it?

Big round Ming King Hatomochi?

Who is that?

I have never heard of it.

“Okay, dead bald donkey, grandfather remembers you.” Ma Sanfa said fiercely, “I will come back again.”

Li Mu almost laughed when he heard this sentence, almost destroying the image of a hard-working fool monk, but fortunately, he was voicing in his heart. Do you think you are a gray wolf? The classic lines, spoken from your bitch-like mouth, are really destroying the big image of the inventor Gray Tailang.

In the end, a few splashes were gone.

The people who watched the crowd also dispersed.

“Master, you are in a big disaster. Hurry up and leave this peaceful town.” Granny Cai quickly took Li Mu’s hand and said, “Those people in Ma San will not just give up.”

“Are you really messing around?” The white clothed woman asked, staring at Li Mu.

Li Mu sorry scratched his head and said, “Actually, I have two methods. I just told them that they are the latest ones. Before leaving Snow Mountain Dalun Temple, the Master hadn’t given me this method. My previous code name is not this … Does the benefactress want to know? If you want to know, I can tell you … “

“Say.” The white eyebrows under the veil jumped.

This Little Monk, besides being stupid, is a taciturn.

Li Mu solemnly performed a ritual, saying: “The little monk’s previous name was called nonsense.”

I didn’t sleep at noon and wrote a new chapter.

Two in one, sent together.

Thank you, brothers, for your support. Please pay attention to my new public WeChat Chaos Knife, and I will send out some Saint Martial Arts settings and story lines in the near future.


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