The Dean Has Arrived

Traveling through time and space through the tower of karma and seeing another goofy face of yourself in the toilet cubicle is an amazing feeling.

Xi Wei felt that he was probably the only one in the world who would have this kind of experience.

After almost habitually repeating the scenes he had already seen, Zhoumu Xiwei walked out first, and led away Sophia who was guarding outside the toilet.

Putting a patch depicting a communication circle behind his ear and releasing the double existence lag, Xi Wei quietly walked out of the toilet under the command of Xi Wei, another Zhou Mu who guided the overall situation.

This kind of communication array does not emit sound like headphones, but directly acts on the auditory ossicles, which can realize unilateral communication without anyone noticing.

Although in the first episode, everything went well in the end, Xi Wei still didn't dare to relax his vigilance - you must know that traveling through time and space through the Karma Tower will actually affect the future... He is not interested in verifying the grandmother paradox In the end it will be the result of God. If you are not careful, maybe something not too big, but definitely troublesome will happen in the end...

The system task requirement is not to be discovered by others. So what happens if it does get crashed?

As a great magician, although Xi Wei's physical fitness is not inhuman, but because of the system, his basic attributes are actually quite high, and he won't be really tired after walking around the street nine times... In fact In fact, even if he is really tired, Xi Wei still has some small magic that can refresh his mind and temporarily restore fatigue.

So, why did I become so virtuous from the beginning of the third week?

If you think about it carefully, you will know the reason... probably from the second week. Those selves who traveled through time and space encountered many failure scenarios, and then had to go back to the previous point in time. do it all over again...

In this way, their tired performance is justified. Most of the magic that can temporarily refresh and restore physical fatigue will have certain side effects. If you use it too many times, you will also have serious rebound symptoms. I am afraid that I have repeated this scene repeatedly in those few weeks. the extent of the effect.

So from the second week, how many times have they failed...

Xi Wei didn't dare to think about this problem anymore, all he could do was try his best to ensure success.

"Uncle, why do you keep looking around and looking nervous? Is it so boring to go out to play with others?"

Shalan, who was finally walking by his side, couldn't stand it anymore, and the little vampire said dissatisfiedly with her arms akimbo.

"Of course not," Xi Wei said seriously, "I'm just responsible for my own life."

Of course, this kind of statement would not be accepted by Shalan. So Xi Wei had no choice but to drag her to various stalls resignedly.

"It's so lively, there are too many people and it feels a bit boring."

After being squeezed out twice by the surging crowd, the little vampire puffed up his face and muttered in displeasure.

"I think it's good, and it reminds me of when we first met."

Xi Wei pulled her into his arms, then blessed himself with a brute force technique and a repulsion shield, and easily squeezed a way out of the crowd.

"The uncle at that time was really wicked."

Shalan squirmed in Xi Wei's arms. Picking a more comfortable position to lean against his chest, pouted and complained.

But the expression on her face was full of tenderness and nostalgia.

"I already knew that he was a vampire, and he still made such a prank."

Although Shalan is a bit stupid, it is more because she is protected by the night nobles most of the time, and she has no contact with the kind of innocence cultivated by the outside world. After working so hard in Xi Wei's Edric Academy for so long, his mind naturally grew by leaps and bounds. At this time, she recalled her first encounter with Xi Wei. In addition to that little bit of sweetness, there is more of an indescribable shyness.

My previous self was so stupid that I didn't even notice when I was played like that...

"Anyway, Sharon, I have to thank you."

Xi Wei smiled heartily: "After Edric was established, you have helped me a lot."

"I think it would be better for you to tell Sophia." Sharon stuck out her tongue. "Compared to her who is busy all day. I haven't done anything worthy of praise."

"You are already a deterrent in Edric." Xi Wei didn't think so. He was quite emotional that Edric was able to go this far and hold such a grand celebration: "Those of Huo Li'an Although the professors are very dedicated, and there are quite a few high-level magicians, they are not Edric's own people after all, and they are closer to the Huolian Empire than our academy, so there is no way to repay their 100% trust."

"But you are different. From the very beginning, after you blocked the knife for me, I decided to give you 100% trust. And you have lived up to my trust." As he said, he squeezed into a five coppers share In front of the hot dog stand: "Would you like some?"

"Yes, of course." The vampire girl smiled and nodded, her face brimming with happiness: "Of course I don't need garlic sauce."

The two looked at each other with a tacit understanding and smiled.

‘Although I’m sorry to interrupt you suddenly, one of the people in the fifth week is heading towards you. If you can’t leave that street within three minutes, then try not to let Shalan turn back. '

It was exactly the same as his own, or his own voice was transmitted to his auditory nerve through the communication circle behind his ears, making him alert.

The hot dog is not ready yet, even if it is done, Xi Wei has no excuse to take Shalan away within three minutes.

So he decided on the second option.

After the little vampire got the hot dog and happily took a bite, Xi Wei immediately stood opposite her, holding the girl's thin shoulder with his right hand.

"Eh? What, what's wrong?" The little vampire looked at Xi Wei who suddenly had a serious face for some reason. Somewhat overwhelmed.

"The corner of your mouth has a little bit of garlic sauce on it." Xi Wei showed a charming smile.

"But didn't they put garlic sauce?" The little vampire asked with his head tilted.

After three seconds of silence. Xi Wei continued.

"There's a little ketchup on the corner of your mouth."

"No, they didn't put ketchup either..."

"..."

"..."

Xi Wei and the confused Shalan looked at each other for a few seconds, and then he showed a bright smile again: "There is a little carbon dioxide on the corner of your mouth."

"What is that!"

The little girl who had not studied chemistry reported a lot of stress.

At this time, Xi Wei, who was on the fifth week of the week, was leading a group of students passing by behind Sha Lan, and at the same time greeted him who was holding the little girl's shoulders and seemed to be kissing him at any moment.

In order to prevent Shalan from turning her head when she heard the noise, Xi Wei continued to say softly, "Don't move. Let me wipe it off for you."

"So what is carbon..." The girl looked at Xi Wei's face who was close at hand, her complaining voice was cut off like a broken radio, and her face turned red.

Xi Wei could feel the little vampire trembling slightly through the girl's shoulder being held by him.

Xi Wei's shadow was reflected in her watery eyes, and then she closed her eyes as if she had made up her mind. Only those trembling eyelashes could make people feel that the girl's heart was not at peace.

At this moment, our hero was looking at Wu Zhoumu Xiwei and his party who had gone away, and he was relieved. I didn't find the little vampire's look of letting you choose at all.

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, then let go of the girl's shoulders, and laughed dryly, "Oh, I just misread it, you don't have anything on your mouth..."

After speaking, Xi Wei realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing.

The girl's eyes widened suddenly. There still seemed to be tears in his eyes, and the blush on his face and the trembling of his body became more obvious, but it was for a completely different reason than before.

If this is a Galgame, there must be a sound effect that reduces the favorability.

"Big, uncle, you idiot, idiot, idiot!"

Xi Wei, who didn't know where he was wrong, could only apologize desperately, and bought a lot of gifts to coax the little vampire.

The physical strength and energy consumed along the way have far exceeded the time of the first week. What it took to accompany Sophia.

But Xi Wei knew very well that the most important hurdle had not yet begun.

That's right. That is the legendary dessert buffet.

Although it is advertised as a dessert buffet for couples, in fact, as long as two people (regardless of gender) come in this dessert shop together, they will enjoy a discount on the price.

By the way, the cakes here are actually not very delicious compared to those in Edric's cafeteria.

"I said, do you have to come here for dinner?" Xi Wei looked at the dessert shop with cramps in his calves.

According to Xi Wei who is in charge of the overall situation, even if he tried to stagger the time, there is now a four-eyed person accompanying His Royal Highness and Holy Silver Sword Princess in this store and an expression of "I really want to eat dessert" by Tio Affected by it, the third week that involuntarily brought it here is...

Wait, is there something wrong with that guy in the back? That guy is definitely not me, I am not a lolicon!

Xi Wei justified himself in his heart, and then reluctantly took the little vampire into the dessert shop.

Because the clerk in the dessert shop had been told by the leprechaun sent by Xi Wei in advance that there would be several 'clones' coming. This was also part of the Great Magic Festival, so be careful not to show your feet and be discovered. So even when they saw the third Xi Wei coming, the clerks didn't show any special expressions, and calmly arranged Xi Wei a place away from where the other two Xi Wei were.

After handing over his thankful eyes along with a silver coin, Xi Wei took a plate and brought a lot of cakes, pudding, cheese and the like to the little vampire.

"Why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden?" Looking at the piles of desserts on Xi Wei's plate, the little vampire noticed something with his sensitive nature.

"It's nothing, this is also the previous apology, you just sit here, and I will get you whatever you want to eat."

Xi Wei said with a smile.

In fact, this is just to prevent the little vampire from meeting other people, in case they slipped their tongues. That would be a big problem.

"Hey~ They don't want this kind of cake, bring me some Mont Blanc. It's strawberry flavored."

The little vampire immediately sat on a chair that was slightly higher for her, dangling her feet and made a request.

Mont Blanc was far away, and Xi Wei didn't refuse, and ran over with the plate and tongs.

As a result, when he managed to grab a strawberry-flavored Mont Blanc cake, a voice made him shiver involuntarily.

"Edric? Didn't you go to the bathroom?"

Holding a mousse cake in her hand, Elilia didn't care that the cream on the corner of her mouth completely destroyed the image of the pure and elegant saint. Her round eyes stared at Xi Wei curiously.

Fuck, why is Elilia here? Then again, why is there no prompt? !

'Star suddenly appeared in the dean's office... no, I'm hiding under the table now. Can't speak loudly. You try to be careful, I slipped away first, and I can continue to support you later...'

As if he had heard Xi Wei's deepest question, such words came from the communication circle behind his ears.

This made Xi Wei involuntarily have the urge to flip the table - you are cheating!

No, they were all alone—you are kidding yourself!

It didn't happen that Star appeared in the dean's room in the first week, which means that Xi Wei of a certain week changed the plot because of something he did!

Star usually acts with Tio, so it is likely that the damn lolicon is responsible for this situation!

Although a lot of information flashed through my mind in an instant. However, Xi Wei said calmly, "Well, I just came out."

"Is that so?" The playful expression on Elilia's face made Xi Wei feel terrified, but what she said afterwards made the corners of his eyes twitch uncontrollably: "Anyway, Frey was caught by you You have played to such a degree, you must be responsible to her~"

Damn, what on earth did I do to Fleur in four weeks!

Xi Wei, who was taken aback for a while, almost burst into tears.

He can only try to falter in the past. Then he quickly fled back to Shalan's table, handed her the dinner plate, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and directly blocked Xi Wei who was looking around.

"What the hell did you do to Fleur!" He grabbed the skirt of the skirt around him, pushed it to the corner, and asked in a low voice.

"What? I beat her in the ring game. So I drew a circle on her face with a quill, that's all?" Siwei Xi Wei replied inexplicably.

"Damn it. Then why did Elilia ask you to take responsibility for her?"

"Probably let me wash it off for her later?"

"..."

"..."

The two stared at each other for a while, and then sighed extremely tiredly together.

At this moment, the toilet door was pushed open, and both Xi Wei were taken aback, but they were relieved at the same time when they saw that it was San Zhou's Xi Wei who walked in.

Meanwhile, Xi Wei, who was the third week's eye, stared blankly at the two Xi Wei who were almost hugging each other for a while, and then asked tentatively after a long while, "Self-aggression and self-sufficiency?"

""No! ""

Xi Wei loosened the skirts of the fourth week's eye as if he was electrocuted, and turned to himself and asked the third week's eye: "Speaking of which, what's going on with you? Why did you let Stare run away? In this way, our support won't be enough." Are you in trouble!"

"At that time, I was only focused on talking to Tio, and when I came back to my senses, Star had already disappeared. I think this is my territory anyway, and Star wouldn't just ignore it if she didn't know the way... Oh, really Mistake."

San Zhoumu Xi Wei shook his head helplessly. .

"Just talking to Tio? You really are a lolicon!" Xi Wei immediately accused.

"What a shame! Do you dare to say that you are resistant to Tio's pitiful request?" San Zhoumu Xiwei was furious.

"Of course I don't dare to talk nonsense!"

"..."

Occasionally, Xi Wei himself felt that his personality was a little bit bad.

"Compared to arguing here, I think it's better for us to go out quickly. If the guys who came with us see that we haven't come out of the toilet for so long, it will be troublesome to come here and wait."

Zhoumu is indeed the oldest one (although only a few days more), and he put forward his opinion rationally: "The dessert buffet is the last hurdle. After passing this, this Zhoumu can basically be finalized."

"That's right, in order to complete the mission..." "To continue dating Tiou..." the other two Xi Wei said in unison.

"Damn, you really are a lolicon!" "Shut up, what's wrong with a lolicon!" Then they quarreled again.

The surrounding eyes involuntarily covered their foreheads and sighed.

Although Xi Wei is the same person no matter which Zhou Mu is, but after all, it is different from Erzhong's heterogeneous concentricity. Xi Wei of different Zhou Mu even has certain differences in his way of thinking due to various factors.

In short, after chatting for a while, the three Xi Wei returned to their partners.

Xi Wei, who was in control of the overall situation at the academy, finally managed to take advantage of Star's departure and regained control, and gave them various reminders to let them avoid dangerous situations in advance. , can barely be regarded as smooth sailing.

In short, my second week of play was passed without any risk.

After sending Shalan back to the college dormitory, Xi Wei stretched out on the balcony with a tired face: "It's finally over..."

In terms of time alone, he has not had a rest for almost a whole day, and has been walking around shopping with girls.

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he returned to the toilet cubicle again, where two people exactly like him were looking at him.

... Well, it looks like this nightmare is far from over.

PS: Although Xi Wei's Shura field is not over yet, let's stop here for now, and the next chapter will resume the normal plot progress. In fact, some readers should also be able to see that these two chapters are purely written by me to satisfy my own bad taste...

If you have a request, you can leave a message in the book review area, maybe I will write a failed Zhoumu as a side story or something...