The Daily Life of the Immortal King

June 1st, Tuesday of the sixth week of school.

It happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he found that there were many children on the street who were on holiday because of Children's Day.

When he came to the class in the morning, Master Erdan had already finished copying his homework, and then he started to sit there and touched his beard in a dress, and began to sigh that the years were not forgiving: "...Hey, I'm getting old! I'm getting old! Children's Day is gone! Did you know that according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations, our age... has entered a midlife crisis!"

Speaking of this, Chen Chao inexplicably began to feel a little sad. He felt that he was actually quite sunny, not very old-fashioned. Because of his daily obsession with fitness and sports, he also has a tendon that boys envy.

Sexy muscles and lines will add points to a boy's temperament!

But even so, when he was riding the subway this morning, he was called out by a cute little Zhengtai who was four or five years old: Uncle!

uncle……

At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like five thunders. The whole person was electro-focussed!

This kind of feeling is as bad as your girlfriend grabbing your shirt and seriously asking yourself and your mother who fell into the water at the same time and who should save first! Uncle and your sister! At the very least...you have to call me brother!

After Chen Chao reacted, he felt that this metaphor was not appropriate...

Because he has no girlfriend at all!

So, just like that...

The mid-life crisis duo, Chen Chao and Master Erdan, who thought they were already "old-fashioned", were depressed for a whole morning about this matter.

As for Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also quietly touched his belly.

Well...soft and elastic.

Wang Ling analyzed the reason for his belly growing.

Mainly because the limited edition beef ramen flavored noodles brought by the old man from the south of Tianhe is so delicious! He couldn't resist eating a box one night...

And this is the price to pay without restraint!

But many young people today don't know how to control... Wang Ling felt that he was actually a typical example.

He does not need to eat, but there are times when he is greedy.

The world of foodies, ordinary people will not understand!

However, Wang Ling didn't have to worry about the problem of gaining weight. Like the extra flesh on his body, he would just get rid of it when he went back... This was the reason why Wang Ling couldn't gain weight.

Gaining weight is unstoppable, and sometimes you will gain weight if you are not careful.

Wang Ling has always felt that there are two kinds of people in the school that are very similar, and can be classified as "sluts" at the same time...

First, after the exam, they say that they have failed the exam.

And the second is... a skinny guy who advocates every day that he doesn't get fat no matter what he eats!

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be the time for gym class, and everyone was going to the playground to get some fresh air. However, the physical education teacher appeared at the door of the class by himself. With this bitter expression on his face, everyone immediately knew that 80% of today's physical education classes were gone!

Mr. Pan's chemistry class, Mr. Han Meimei's English class, Mr. Lu Ziming's math class... No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there are school celebrations in the school, most of them are physical education class time.

So in school, the first person to be unlucky is definitely the PE teacher!

Physical education teacher Ye Han, with naturally curly blond hair, is tall and tall. Moreover, Wang Ling also knew from reading his memory that Teacher Ye had a special hobby, that is, he liked to put a towel between his legs and rub it back and forth with one end in one hand. It is said that this move is the famous move of the legendary father of sports philosophy, Herrington. It has the magical effect of strengthening muscles and bones and keeping blood vessels flowing!

Teacher Ye has always kept a low profile when he was at school. Never compete with other teachers... As long as there is a place for physical education, find him! This is the so-called, honest people are always easy to be bullied...

No. 60 Middle School received the advertisement of Moxianbao, and Principal Chen explained the task, and asked each class teacher to play the lecture video in class to promote it to Moxianbao.

With Teacher Pan's personality, of course, he is not willing to occupy his class time. So... Teacher Ye is out of luck.

Mr. Ye stood on the podium and put down the blueprint book in his hand helplessly. Today, he originally planned to test the 1,000-meter test for the children in the class... If he didn't run within ten seconds, he would all fail!

There are 15 students in Class 1 and 3 of Senior High School. It doesn't take much time to test all of them. However, Teacher Pan still found himself.

"Students, you have to understand the teacher, I am also very helpless."

Mr. Ye was complaining on the podium, and the boys were complaining under the podium... Only Xiaohuan took the opportunity to take the opportunity to take out his homework and quickly brushed up.

This is the reason why Peanut does not take homework home every time after school, because during class time, he has finished all the homework!

Using the classroom projector, Mr. Ye played what Moxianbao called an educational video, a program similar to an educational lecture. As for the program routines of such private education institutions, the elite class students here have long been in the mirror... Like this kind of program, in the middle of the program or in the last few minutes, it will definitely start to promote the organization's peripheral products.

And sure enough, at the end of the show, the hostess on the stage suddenly said loudly: "Next, let's applaud and welcome the study team leader from Moxianbao to recommend a study aid for us."

In the picture, there is a fat man with a five-striped bar logo on his shoulders. He is a little stouter than Master Erdan, and his appearance is not impressive, but everyone knows this fat man! ——This is the number one student in the college entrance examination last year. With a super high score of 197,000, Tan Jiaming was admitted to the 211 key famous school for self-cultivation! People gave him a nickname, the captain of the five-stripe bar!

The news media at that time were booed, because this person directly received 3 super magic pills subsidized by the government! A full 3 super spiritual pills, this is definitely a god-like subsidy treatment. And it is said that the captain only took one of them, and he has already broken through to the middle stage of Jindan...

The captain stood on the podium and shared the learning secrets he had done. Then he had a flash of inspiration in his hand, made a bottle of potion, and then used two fingers to pinch the camera and compared a big scissor hand: "It Membrane Immortal Water! It's my learning secret!"

Wang Ling immediately knew that this was definitely the bottle of mutant potion! Moreover, when Wang Ling looked up, he was surprised to find that this potion was actually improved! This color was clearly black before, but now it is colorful!

And the most terrifying thing is that after following the team leader to sell, the hostess on the podium showed one, which was certified by the joint appraisal of the four experts!

These are the legendary four experts at the Taishan Beidou level in the health care product and pharmaceutical industry!

The ever-changing genius doctor Liu Hongbin...

Li Chiming, the master of diabetes...

Rheumatism Supreme Wang Zhijin...

Kidney Deficiency Medicine Emperor Gao Zhenzhong...

Wang Ling: "..."