The Daily Life of the Immortal King

It's still Friday, the fifth week of school, May 28.

During the Talisman class this day, Teacher Pan announced a miraculous thing in the class.

Mr. Pan stood on the podium, pushed his glasses, and said mysteriously: "Students, after careful consideration by the higher authorities, and at the same time in order to cooperate with the municipal government to strengthen the education of women's wolf prevention. We were originally scheduled to conduct military training in the second year of high school. The plan will be carried out in advance. A five-day military training event is scheduled to be held at the Xiuzhen Military Base in Songhai City in the middle of next month.”

After listening to Teacher Pan's words, the whole class immediately became boiling...

Whether it is a boy or a girl, the moment they hear the word military training, they must be happy. Because in the days of military training, the school will not assign homework! However, as the students of the elite class of No. 60 Middle School, the classmates of Class One and Three of Senior High School, who knew Mr. Pan's urination, did not show such a happy expression.

Because for Teacher Pan, since it is homework... no matter how much it is, it must be made up! The group of Wang Ling who attended the exchange meeting at No. 59 Middle School was the best example.

When the whole class started a new round of topic discussion, three people silently covered their faces.

Chen Chao covered his face, it was because he was crying with joy. As a hot-blooded sports nerd, Chen Chao felt that it was finally time to give full play to his strengths!

Wang Ling covered his face, that's because he didn't expect the group activity to start so soon! He vaguely remembered... the last time he went to No. 59 Middle School Zhuoyi carried Secretary Dakang's two hairy legs. Whenever he thinks of this, Wang Ling feels a pain in his head. After all, for Wang Ling, group activities are the beginning of all the nonsense...

The last person covering his face was Little Peanut. That's because Little Peanut heard from the senior Yu Patriarch who said that the school needs a medical examination before military training. The school needs to understand the specific physical fitness of the students, in order to cooperate with the military training base to formulate a scientific military training plan...

When the whole class returned to tranquility under Teacher Pan's gaze, Teacher Pan cleared his throat and continued, "Classes are suspended this afternoon, and Sun Rong will lead our girls. Chen Chao will lead the boys. , Go to the infirmary on the third floor for a medical examination. Everyone must go, if there is no special reason, students who do not go will go home and add two papers for their homework. "

Hearing this, Little Peanut silently retracted the hand he had just stretched out...

Wang Ling: "..." Sure enough, homework is the real root of all evil compared to physical examination!

Growing up, Wang Ling seldom participated in physical examinations.

Because of his sanctified physical quality, there is no need for a physical examination at all!

For the cultivator, as a student of the Foundation Establishment High School, the physical quality of the Foundation Establishment period is of course higher than that of ordinary people...

Wang Ling always felt that the school's unilateral physical examination had no substantive effect. That is to say, the so-called places that should be checked are not checked, and the places that should not be checked are blindly checked. Wang Ling felt that what the old aunties in the infirmary really cared about was not the physical fitness of the students, but simply wanted to see a certain aspect of their development...

Therefore, Wang Ling, like Little Peanut, had a lot of headaches about the physical examination.

However, the reason is exactly the opposite of that of Little Peanut...

Little Peanut will be laughed at because he feels that he is too young and has not reached the level of a normal boy...

Wang Ling felt that he was too big, far beyond the level of normal boys, and would attract attention and attention...

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In the afternoon, there was a long queue at the entrance of the infirmary. Chen Chao brought all the boys from the first and third classes of senior high school, and the boys took the first physical examination.

As Wang Ling had foreseen at the beginning, at the entrance of the infirmary stood a short old aunt with a hunchback. She was wearing a white lab coat and a pair of inscrutable reading glasses. The searchlight seemed to patrol back and forth in the crowd: "Be quiet and don't make any noise. Waiting for Dr. Song to give you a physical examination."

Doctor Song?

Wang Ling always felt that this title seemed a little familiar, and secretly used his heavenly eyes to look inside...Nima, this Doctor Song is Lie Mengmeng!

At this moment, Lie Mengmeng was wearing white gloves with an expressionless face, smeared a little lube on her middle finger, and checked the health of Hou Ting Hua for a boy...

Wang Ling: "..."

Someone heard a boy screaming inside, and couldn't help asking in the team: "Damn!? Everyone has to come again, right?"

The old aunt who stood at the door to maintain order showed a "kind" smile: "This project is just a sampling test, and two cases are selected per class."

Then, the old aunt took a booklet and glanced at it: "Chen Chao and Guo Hao are the classmates who are in charge of random inspections in the first and third classes of your senior year. Are these two students here?"

Chen Chao and Guo Erdan couldn't help shaking: "..."

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Soon, all the boys in the previous class were checked, and finally it was the turn of the first and third classes.

Led by Chen Chao and Guo Hao, two classmates who were in charge of sampling, a group of boys entered the infirmary one after another, and there was a strong smell of disinfectant inside.

Lie Mengmeng's expression finally changed when she saw Wang Ling, and then she quickly regained her composure and put on the evil white gloves. To Chen Chao and Guo Hao, he pointed to the cot in front of him: "You two, take off your pants and lie down there, and then... break them off by yourself."

The two nodded in fear and walked over. Lie Mengmeng drew the curtain after the two were seated.

Through the shadow of the curtain, everyone saw Lie Mengmeng's next move...

Immediately after, Chen Chao's painful and shrill screams came from inside the curtain.

Little Peanut was so frightened that she covered her eyes, she couldn't bear to look directly at her...

Wang Ling couldn't help sighing in his heart: In ancient times, people sang the backyard flowers across the river, but now there are curtains watching the chrysanthemums...

Soon, Chen Chao finished monitoring and walked out from the side of the curtain, covering his buttocks on tiptoe, with a few boys in the class snickering.

"Is it so painful?" The good boy patted Chen Chao on the shoulder.

Chen Chao glared at the boy, and replied with a "you do it, you go" expression...

At this moment, when everyone saw that inside the curtain, Lie Mengmeng had put on a new pair of white gloves and put lubricating oil on them.

But this time, the screams that everyone expected did not come...

It can only be said that as a legend of Wubi, Master Erdan deserves to be Master Erdan. Immediately questioned Lie Mengmeng's level and ability with professional eyes.

Inside the curtain, Guo Erdan sighed: "You are easily injured here!"

Everyone: "..." What the hell! ? Why are you so familiar! ?

Guo Erdan: "Are you an intern? I'll teach you!"

Wang Ling: "..."

As an ordinary person, facing a cultivator in the foundation-building stage. Lie Mengmeng's thin body, Lie Mengmeng is already crying: Damn! It's really not easy to make extra money these days!

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Note: Wubi Flowing Stem, please see Chapter 95 of the novel...