The Daily Life of the Immortal King

May 21, the fourth week of school on Thursday. This morning, Wang Ling went to school on time as usual.

In the bedroom, Er Ha opened her sleepy eyes, and took out her small diary from under Wang Ling's bed.

Erha's learning ability is very fast. It took less than three days from drawing, to recognizing characters, to learning to write. Erha feels that he has the ability to learn language, and he is more capable than many who practiced in the same period. Demon Kings are more talented. The characters on the Dark Book of the Monster Race are really difficult to learn, both strokes and structures are much more difficult than human characters.

Before the monster frenzy six years ago, the gate of another world had come to the human world forty-eight times, and Erha was the forty-ninth batch of monsters who came from the other side of the gate to the human world. The demon king who destroys the human world.

It was also the first demon king who had just descended into the human world and was destroyed by one punch before he did much damage... He was the first demon king who was imprisoned in the human world and abandoned by all the demon kings in the demon world at the same time. The demon king...is the first demon king who managed to separate his primordial spirit and was forcibly taken away for spiritual fusion, changing his species and becoming a dog demon king.

Erha felt that her tragic life was completely beyond words, although Erha refused to come to the human world at first. But over time, Er Ha found that he was gradually getting acquainted with this place and getting used to the life here... He even thought that the human comprehension people who were only in the foundation-building stage in No. 60 Middle School were actually quite cute.

So when he learned to write human words, Er Ha began to decide to record everything he saw and felt in the human world in the form of a diary. If there is a chance to return to the demon world in the future, this diary will be the thought that Erha left for himself. Maybe he can use the diary to eliminate the misunderstanding between the demon world and the human world for many years...

Title: "The First Human Observation Diary After the Demon King Swallows the Sky Toad and Becomes a Dog"...

Date: May 21

Weather: sunny

Mixed feelings

Current wish: At this stage, I hope that I can work hard to cultivate into a human form. I hope that after I practice human form this time... I am a melon face.

Below is the text of the diary...

This morning’s breakfast was still New Orleans fly-flavored dog food. After a friendly negotiation with Mr. Wang (Wang Ling) last night, he finally decided to help me ask Guo Erdan for a pack of spicy fly-flavored food. Since I came to the human world, I haven't eaten spicy food for a long time. When I think of being able to eat spicy food, I feel a slight emotion in my heart...

After a preliminary observation of the human world, the insights are as follows.

One: In addition to a few demons, most of the human beings are normal monks and there are many ordinary human beings, and they love peace very much. There is no such thing as an extremely strong threat to the demon clan...

Two: Back then, it was rumored that Hou Yi, a master of cultivation from the human race, shot the demon king Jinwu to death, causing excitement among the demon race... In the human world, it was just a myth and legend, and in fact there was no such person as a descendant...

Three: In the demon clan, it is said that the scorpion demon and the snake demon were captured by the seven gourd warriors of the human race who broke into the gate of another world and captured them. In the human world, it's just a cartoon, it doesn't exist at all...

Diary summary: For so many years, the demon clan has been rhythmically driven by some ulterior motives who maliciously hired sailors, which caused a deep misunderstanding of the human world... If the elders of various tribes can read this diary, I hope they can think deeply. Deep reflection. In this way, we can catch the keyboard demons hidden in our demon clan and avoid bad friendship with humans.

...

The first diary should be the longest one Erha has written, most of which are some experiences and experiences since Erha came to the world for six years.

Er Ha has always felt that the misunderstanding between the human race and the demon race is really big. If they could sit down and talk well back then, the relationship between the two worlds would not be so tense.

Of course, the conflicts between the two worlds have occurred for many years, and Erha doesn't expect to be an ambassador of peace by relying on a diary of his own. But one thing I have to admit is that even if the vast majority of people like peace, there are extremists in both the human race and the demon race who are extremists from the perspective of maintaining the righteousness of their own race.

If the demon clan wants to befriend the human clan, Erha feels that solving these extremists is also a key factor.

After writing such a lot, Er Ha closed the diary and stuffed it back under the bed...

Although Erha has always been resentful about the fact that the demon clan left him back then, the yearning for the hometown of the demon clan is still greater than Erha's own resentment.

Maybe back then, it was a last resort to abandon myself and leave...

Er Ha looked at the dazzling sun outside through the skylight of Wang Ling's bedroom. The sun of the demon clan is purple-black, Erha looked at the sun in the sky, and suddenly remembered his brother Yaoji.

Yaoji, the chicken king in the demon king circle, was given the nickname No. 1 chicken.

When I was practising with Yaoji, Yaoji would make a loud roar every morning...

If the door to another world hadn't been closed early, Yaoji would have rushed out to save himself...

I don't know what happened to the first chicken...

Er Ha lay on the ground and swung up her green tail, thinking in her heart.

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...

On this side, Er Ha has just finished writing his observation diary, and on the other side, the investigation report by Director Song of Shanshui Manor has also come out.

Early in the morning, Director Song returned to the foreign language research office of Shanshui Manor, and the two subordinates around him had already handed over the materials: "Director Song, I have found it..."

"So fast?" Director Song was a little surprised.

"Because the facial information is relatively clear, and the other party did not use the means of disguise to hide his identity... After our technicians infiltrated the database of the Cultivation Police Station, they quickly matched the results." The tall man in a suit replied. road.

"It seems that this person is quite confident in himself." Director Song raised his eyebrows.

The short man in the suit sweated: "The supervisor should look at this person's information first... This is a famous thorn."

Notoriously... thorns?

Just hearing this description, Director Song's heart throbbed, and a bad premonition arose.

And when he opened the investigation materials and clearly saw the person's Dao name, the whole person suddenly felt a scalp burst.

...Fuck! ? How is he! ?

The old supervisor couldn't help rubbing his temples, if it was just a normal spirit transformation period, it would be fine... But this one is not an ordinary person!

Thunder Throwing True Monarch, Cultivation Forum altar master... The most famous thorn in the cultivation world today, a typical representative of taking pride in death. The legendary death-defying senior! The famous hob meat!