The Book of Maiden Contract

Looking at the newspaper in his hand, Lin Luo really felt that this matter was a scam, or that Guan Xiwen's photography skills and nonsense had reached the peak.

He and Marisa were obviously pressed down by huge debris, but in the pictures on the newspaper, those debris miraculously disappeared, showing him pressing Marisa under his body, and pressing his hands where they shouldn't be.

And this is just the first version. The second version is a picture of him standing with Alice and Marisa. It was originally just an ordinary chat picture, but because of Guan Xiwen's photography skills, it looks more like two women fighting for husbands, or men and women fighting for women... Whoever has any understanding, anyway, it is an unethical love triangle.

As for the third version of Lin Luo vomiting blood, this version has no text information, only a big picture, and in the picture he is shouting hoarsely, just like a cartoon, there is such a line of words, "I like men!"

If these three editions are viewed separately, there is nothing wrong with it, at most it will only create a little ambiguity, but how should I put it? The power of reporters is powerful. They are often able to tell what is not there, what is small is big, and what is black is white. In short, after reading these three pages of newspapers, at least nine out of ten people will think that the three people in the news are perverts. At least that’s how Lin Luo looked at it with the mentality of a bystander.

"Speaking of which, since you are Marisa's boyfriend, why do you want to be gay?" Reimu took a sip of tea leisurely and said casually.

"I remember I've said it eighteen times. I'm really not gay, and there's only a misunderstanding between me and Marisa. It's all fabricated by a bad reporter." Lin Luo wanted to cry, but he already knew it. Just yesterday, Guan Xiwen had spread the news throughout Gensokyo. Now he has a very ridiculous title——Universal Glue, and now this name has already shocked Gensokyo. , but Reimu ignored him directly, looked at Marisa, who was also a little calm and restless, and said jokingly: "It's really strange, didn't you say that you don't plan to get married, and you want to be a magician and stay with magic for a lifetime? Why is there such a big scandal now? Which one do you like?" These words are really evil.

"Are you deliberately looking at me as a joke, right?" Marisa glared at her, her eyes somewhat frantic, "It's not like you don't know that the news of that paparazzi reporter has no credibility at all, and she likes to write messy things to disturb other people's daily life. Really, just give her a shot."

"I know, it's just a rare opportunity to laugh at you, and I don't want to waste it." Lingmeng said it openly, without blushing and heartbeat, without any guilt at all... That's right, it's no wonder that he would feel guilty if he said such a thing so righteously, it really is an idiot.

"Yes, yes, that should be really cherished, usually I'm the only one who bullies you." Marisa nodded.

"..." Lin Luo said that the dialogue between the two was very unique.

"Huh, don't talk about such meaningless things anymore, come on, let's have a drink together." The four seats on the table were just filled at the moment, besides Lin Luo and the three of them, there was a little girl who was the one who attacked Lin Luo before, and said to the three of them while drinking the wine in the gourd.

Her name is Ibuki Suika. Although she is very small, she looks like a little girl about ten years old, but she is actually a ghost that has existed for more than a thousand years. Ghosts and phantoms are different. Undead are pure human spirits, ghosts are the manifestation of temperament, and ghosts are closer to fairy monsters in myths and legends, and they are the strongest predators.

Among all the monsters, Oni is the most powerful family, and Ibuki Suika is the leader of the Oni Clan. She is known as the Four Heavenly Kings of the Oni Clan. The ability is to manipulate the density of anything. The power is amazing. It is the most in Gensokyo.

In a normal state, Lin Luo could feel the fatal danger, and even punched through his strongest defense net. There is no doubt that Ibuki Suika is also a complete class, and her overall quality is slightly higher than the current Lin Luo.

The three of them didn't want to pay attention to what this alcoholic said, because they had already drank a lot just now, and they would get drunk if they drank any more, but their bodies seemed to be disobedient.

While drinking Cuixiang's wine, Lin Luo couldn't help feeling a little envious. If he also had this kind of ability of "making people irresistible to push him down", then life would be much more comfortable... Well, although it is a daydream.

"I'm still a little breathless!" After drinking, Marisa pressed the cup heavily on the table, her face turned red from drinking too much, and then suggested to Reimu, "Let's treat that guy as a mutation and get rid of it?" The guy she was talking about naturally meant Shemeimarumon.

Lingmeng gave her a blank look, obviously dismissing her unreasonable suggestion, "If you want to go, go by yourself, I don't have time to play crazy with you."

"Why is this crazy, and it's still night, and you can use magic gorgeously..." Seeing Reimu turning her head away as if she didn't want to listen to her, Marisa looked at Lin Luo again, "Then let's go, just take this opportunity to teach that guy a lesson, and save her from collecting gossip in the future."

"Forget it, I'm enough trouble now." Lin Luo ignored it directly. Now he doesn't want to be an enemy of anyone. If he really teaches Paparazzi Wen, he might attract the whole group of monsters from Youkai Mountain. He is not that stupid.

"I can't kill Yokai Mountain alone." Marisa said discouragedly.

It seems that you are still a little self-aware... Lin Luo complained in his heart.

"Come, come, let's continue drinking." Seeing that the three of them had finished drinking, Cuixiang handed over the wine gourd again.

"I think it's better to forget it. We know that your wine is unlimited, but our stomach is not as big as yours, and we really can't drink it." Lin Luo was very entangled. Although he refused, the glass had already been stretched out... He once again said that Cuixiang's ability is really fucking heaven-defying.

"Cuixiang, I think you might as well turn into a mist and disappear for a while." Lingmeng persuaded, if she continued to drink like this, she wouldn't be able to get up tomorrow.

As long as Cuixiang uses her ability to make the density thinner, she can make things foggy, including herself. Turning into fog to observe others secretly is one of her favorite things to do, and because of this, she is known as one of the three major voyeurs in Gensokyo, the other two being Yakumo Zi and Shemeimaruwen.

"That's not okay, I just came back from the old capital and said, Lingmeng, you are too cold." Cuixiang said slightly dissatisfied. The old capital is located in the bottom of Gensokyo, a part of hell and the residence of ghosts.

"By the way, Lingmeng, I have something I want to discuss with you..." Because he was disturbed by the paparazzi news, Lin Luo only remembered to ask Lingmeng to help catch the rabbit at this time.

"The more important thing now is to teach that tengu a lesson, she has ruined my reputation!" Probably because of drinking too much alcohol, Marisa blushed, obviously out of anger.

"No, no, drinking is the most important thing..." Cuixiang used her persuading ability again, and kept pouring wine into the glasses of the three of them.

"Nothing is as important as my sleep now..." Reimu drank his drink, and then fell down on the table with a thud. She didn't know if she was really drunk or pretended to be asleep. Anyway, no matter what others said, she just didn't get up again.

"Oh, it's so strange that there are so many people..." A moment later, Marisa couldn't hold her drink anymore, and fell down with a grunt, lying on the ground without a girlish image, sleeping soundly. What's even more outrageous was that one of her feet was still hanging on the low table, and the hem of her skirt fell down, revealing the girl's biggest secret.

Ah, it's white panties this time, they were changed so diligently... Even if he didn't peek, Lin Luo, Marisa's biggest secret, could clearly see it, and he would get drunk after watching it.

If he uses the rules of creation, Lin Luo can also resolve this drunkenness, but he can't be so stupid, because as long as he is not drunk, he has to drink with Cuixiang, and he will still be drunk by her in the end.

As the saying goes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and late pain is worse than early pain. Black and white and red and white are very experienced in this area. If you get drunk early, no matter how powerful Cuixiang's persuasion ability is, it is impossible for a sleeping person to work. So Lin Luo followed suit and gave up the idea of ​​​​waking up. Anyway, it is impossible to catch rabbits at night, so after drinking a few more glasses of wine, he also fell on the table.

"Huh, why are you all drunk? Humans are really useless, alas!" Cuixiang couldn't help being disappointed, so no one would drink with her, "Forget it, I'll find someone else to drink."

After speaking, Cuixiang stood up from her seat, her body was shaking, as if she was about to fall down at any time, but before she walked out the door, she seemed to suddenly think of something, then turned around, and said with a drunken smile: "Ah, if you sleep like this, you will catch a cold. I'd better cover you with quilts..."

After a while, Cuixiang closed the door of the shrine, and ran out in a fluttering manner, and in the room... the three of them lay side by side, with only a quilt on their bodies.

As you can imagine, it will be very lively when you wake up tomorrow morning.

(to be continued)