The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

This Nyima is a sick woman… Xiao Yu was not calm.

Why say that Gan Shaomei is that ‘bird’?

Because the ‘bird’ is a symbol of humility.

What about the story of birds and fish?

One of the sayings: The most distant distance in the world is not life and death, but I stand in front of you, and you don’t know that I love you!

Another way of saying it: It’s not that I’m standing in front of you, you don’t know I love you. It’s knowing that they love each other, but they can’t be together!

It’s a pain point poked in the center and then thrown out a story… Xiao Yu looked directly into Gan Shaomei’s eyes.

“Officer, you’re running out of time.”

Gan Shaomei’s cold face, ‘kind’ reminder.

Xiao Yu turned and walked out of the interrogation room.

He needs to clear his head.

The bathroom is a magical place.

Not only can you make a person awake, looking in the mirror can make your appearance charming, singing will increase the surround sound, when you take a bath, you can think of various plots in an instant, and the game clearance is often a moment of sitting on the toilet…

In a bad mood, after the tuba is finished, you can also say to the toilet with a vicious face: You give labor to eat!

Then slam into the toilet…

So, the bathroom is really magical!

Miraculously, Xiao Yu had just sat on the poop, and his unfortunate apprentice had emerged.

No, it’s coming to him!

Xiao Yu: ???

“Master, I have a question I would like to ask.” Wang Cheng looked very shy.

Xiao Yu: ???

“Master…” Wang Cheng was just about to ask something.

“Lean!”

Xiao Yu couldn’t bear it anymore, and scolded with a raised eyebrow, “You have two arms, right?” I’m, I’m… Scram! ”

Wang Cheng ran.

Specially, how could I have such a second-hand apprentice… Xiao Yu cried and laughed, and his heart was MMP.

When he walked out of the bathroom, Wang Cheng was actually guarding outside.

“Is it sick?”

Xiao Yu glanced at the unfortunate apprentice, “If you are sick, go to the hospital quickly.” ”

“Master, it’s not that you’re sick, it’s an emergency.”

Wang Cheng looked anxious, “That is, Sister Yan Yu is very angry with me now, and I don’t know what to do.” ”

“Why is she angry?”

Xiao Yu was completely speechless.

“That is, I messaged her if she wanted to go out to dinner tonight.”

Wang Cheng said dejectedly: “Sister Yan Yu said that she found out that she had come to her great aunt… I asked her, how did you find out… She said that taking the eightfold mirror found … Then she ignored me! ”

Xiao Yu: …

Talent, how come I didn’t find such a talent as an apprentice before?

But any apprentice who knows something will not be single for so long, right?

No salvation, reincarnation in the next life to pay attention to!

“Master, you must help me.”

Wang Cheng pleaded, “Help me think of a good way to break the barrier between me and Sister Yanyu.” ”

“What barrier?”

Xiao Yu’s expression became strange, “What did you break with… Are you sure it’s not a diaphragm? ”

“Break?”

Wang Cheng looked stupid, “Right, right, diaphragm, master, how do you say to break it?” ”

It will bleed… Xiao Yuya, “You know, I will never forget, my classmate used his broken screen vivi, to a girl with an apple, swept 998.” ”

“I rub!”

Wang Cheng saw the appearance of a living ghost, “Lick the dog like this?” ”

“Lick the dog?”

Xiao Yu sneered, “Then do you know what the real meaning of this word is?” Lick the dog with your mouth open? Last time I told you, don’t abuse the word licking dog, it will make you look very low, it will expose the fact that there are no girls around you. ”

“Ah this…” Wang Cheng was confused again.

“Licking the dog, since 2016, means that the other party does not have a good feeling for himself, and he has repeatedly put down his dignity and used his hot face to paste cold ass.”

Xiao Yu sneered, “The meaning is already obvious, people don’t like you, you still go to kneel and lick without dignity and bottom line, and persistently lose dignity and bottom line to cater to each other.” ”

“But you didn’t just say…”

Wang Cheng didn’t understand.

“Do you know that other girls like my classmates?”

Xiao Yu calmly said, “After graduation, they got married, and they were the first couple we got married in the school year!” ”

“Ugh!” Wang Cheng was confused.

Why is that?

“Do you think that girls are all fools, and they can’t tell who is good for them and who is bad for them?”

Xiao Yu asked the apprentice very seriously, “Suppose, there are two girls at this time.” A very beautiful one, but it needs you to coax, you to spoil, to be good to her all the time, people will be with you. And the other girl, in general appearance, but with her heart and lungs out of her heart and lungs to be good to you, even if there is a delicious bite, she will keep it for you first, let you eat it first… These two girls, who will you choose? Male and female exchanges, how do you say girls will be chosen? ”

Wang Cheng was silent.

He seemed to understand.

“Do you still say that people lick dogs?”

Xiao Yu patted the apprentice’s shoulder, “Sometimes I like this kind of thing, not with my mouth, nor with a low voice, but with my heart to change my heart.” As long as the other party likes you and you like her, you give her heart, and she naturally gives you her heart. Of course, if people don’t like you, you still send your heart up, this is what is licking the dog, understand? ”

“Got it!” Wang Cheng nodded.

This time I really got it.

“Do you know how to do it now?”

Xiao Yu smiled and squinted at the unlucky apprentice.

“Got it.”

Wang Cheng smirked, “I’m going to buy painkillers for Sister Yan yu now, so that her great aunt won’t be in pain.” ”

“Hmm.”

Xiao Yu smiled and nodded, “The widow can be taught.” ”

“That’s right, Master.”

Wang Cheng smiled awkwardly, “You said, I don’t need to buy some hemostatic medicine for Sister Yan Yu, so that her great aunt will not be direct?” ”

Xiao Yu: ( ̄□ ̄ )

Co-authored my posse blind for half an hour?

What route did the apprentice take?

Don’t shock the world with the wind, just move the world with steel?

So why don’t you take your sister Yan Yu to the hospital for a suture surgery?

In this case, the drug money will be saved in the future!

My heart is so tired… Xiao Yu covered his chest and waved goodbye to Wang Cheng.

If you insist on talking to your apprentice, it is easy to be carried away directly.

Walking to the door of the interrogation room, Xiao Yu looked at the time.

There are still 8 hours.

Cooperate with the police to assist in the investigation, if there is no illegal crime, 24 hours is the limit.

Without evidence, it is to release people directly.

Xiao Yu pushed open the door of the interrogation room and walked in.

It’s time to end it!