The Black Card

Sitting in a small restaurant, Shi Lei smirked for ten pounds of crayfish. In fact, it is now the best season to eat crayfish. The meat of crayfish is not so full, but Shi Lei eats one. Like revenge on the scepter, eat the teeth and cut the teeth, the soup flows.

In a twinkling of an eye, there was a pile of lobster shells in front of him. Shi Lei finally felt the thrill of revenge, or, in fact, he finally regained his soul until now, no longer surrounded by the fear brought by the unnatural mysterious power …

Looking at a lot of lobsters left, Shi Lei was finally awake, and he realized a very serious problem.

I smacked so many lobsters, and the beer also drank two bottles, but even if I tried hard, I was afraid that I couldn’t afford to eat the remaining crayfish. With so much left, the damn scepter should not treat this partially wasted crayfish as a non-cost overhead? If so …

Shi Lei calculated the amount of the remaining crayfish, and it looks like six or seven pounds. He ordered the boutique crayfish, 68 pounds, and at at least four hundred yuan. Compared with the amount of 20,000 yuan, it is only 2%, but even if it is one in ten thousand, it will be a certain key point if it is erased by the time…

No, Shi Lei hasn’t tasted the taste of a woman yet. He must never be a… There are no people below, commonly known as eunuchs.

I couldn’t take care of my greasy hands, and Shi Lei called the buddy in the same room.

At this moment, it was a little late at night. The three guys returned home on weekends. Even two people were called. No one answered. There is no doubt that these two people are silent and can’t hear.

Only the last one is left.

Zhang Fei, you have to answer the phone. If you don’t pick up, your brother will die.

The phone rang three times, and Zhang Fei listened very impatiently: “There is something to say that there is a fart, and I have a copy!”

Thank goodness, the goods have not slept, his home is not far from the school, but also a keen appetite for the guy, not to mention the next copy, Shi Lei simply suspected that the goods are lying on the girl as long as there is a small lobster to eat, and is a large number of crayfish, not limited crayfish, will immediately “pull out” and rushed out.

“I am eating crayfish, do you want to come?” Shi Lei said slowly.

Zhang Fei is getting impatient: “You are also willing to eat crayfish? Now crayfish is not cheap, you will not be left with a few claws and I am coughing? I am too lazy to say more to you, hung up… Master, Master, what are you going to give back to Laozi … “

Shi Lei was anxious, for fear that the other party hung up the phone and shouted at the mobile phone: “Now there are countless crayfish in front of the brother, and the beer is enough. The moonlight restaurant at the school gate can’t see you in fifteen minutes. Man, the brother dumped the crayfish into the garbage heap! “

“Do you really?” Zhang Fei is obviously hesitant.

Shi Lei hangs up the phone without saying anything.

Zhang Fei thought for a long time, and there was a roar from the side: “Where, the warrior, you are going to give the old man a big boost, and I can’t do it!” Master, add blood! ”

The mouse in his hand was heavily photographed on the desktop, Zhang Fei groaned: “Xiao Shi head, if you want to lie to me, if you don’t let Laozi eat enough crayfish tonight, I will make you a crayfish tomorrow!” “After all, this senior foodie decided to leave the Internet cafe and went straight to the moonlight restaurant at the school gate.

It didn’t take fifteen minutes at all. After just eight minutes, Zhang Fei’s figure appeared in front of Shi Lei.

“It’s amazing to my brother. How many meanings does this new hairstyle have?”

Zhang Fei’s thunderous voice rang in Shi Lei’s ear. Shi Lei had long been used to it. He pretended to touch his own bald head and said: “Cool!”

“Cool your sister, this is a few months, I see you are heartburn? Lying in the trough, you have so many crayfish, don’t you have any incentives to go through it? Also shaved a bald head, stone, you told me, are you getting a terminal illness is chemotherapy? ”

Shi Lei picked up a crayfish and slammed it directly on Zhang Fei’s face. Zhang Fei certainly didn’t think he was terminally ill. Shi Lei pointed to the opposite stool and said faintly: “Sit.” Looking at Zhang Fei and sitting down, Shi Lei said, “Eat.”

“You kid is not sick? How can one word and one word go out?”

Shi Lei raised his glass and said: “Drink!”

Zhang Fei’s nose twitched, smelling the aroma of crayfish, and never looking at Shi Lei. Why is it so strange? Pick up a bottle of beer, drink half a bottle on his neck, then roll up his sleeves and rush to the lobster. . Looking at his eating, I just want to bury myself in the lobster pile.

Thanks to Zhang Fei, the big stomach king, the remaining lobsters are no exception. Shi Lei is very considerate and has ordered another two pounds. Zhang Fei, who is eating, is excited and excited, even Shi Lei is full of meaning.

“The trough, it’s so cool for a long time!” Zhang Fei finished the last lobster, sucked his fingers in a reluctant manner, picked up the bottle and finished the remaining beer.

“Your boy is honest, is it a lottery?”

Shi Lei nose-to-the-nose, disdainful said: “I told you early, I am a low-key rich second generation, you do not believe it!”

“Hey, I am very good at my brother, the rich second generation of your virtue.” Isn’t that Laozi’s illegitimate child in Chinese? ”

Shi Lei shook his head seriously and said, “Impossible!”

Zhang Fei stupidly asked: “Why?”

“Because Obama is a black man!”

Zhang Fei stunned and immediately shouted: “Rely!” And reported the middle finger to Shi Lei.

It’s so late, it’s naturally inconvenient to go home, and the two men squat back to the dormitory.

At the door of the dormitory, Zhang Fei thought about it. Just now the two crayfish, plus a box of beer, ate Shi Lei for nearly a thousand dollars. This is obviously not normal. Who does not know Shi Lei this guy for a month? The cost of living is also one thousand five? Even if there is a tutoring job occasionally, it is only a few hundred months a month, and it is impossible to treat such a heroic guest.

When the dormitory door opened, Zhang Fei hesitated to look back and looked at Shi Lei seriously, scaring Shi Lei a big jump.

What do you want? Although I invite you to eat a crayfish, but you are not used to make it, my brother likes a woman! Beautiful woman with long legs and thin waist and big breasts! ”

Zhang Fei ignored Shi Lei’s stinky poverty, but hesitated and asked: “Will, wouldn’t you be a rich second generation?”

Shi Lei nosed into the sky, snorted, and walked into the dormitory.

Zhang Fei looked at his virtue, shook his head and said: “Muller Gobi, how could this kid be a rich second generation, and Laozi is also blind.” After all, he rushed to his bunk, and the clothes were too lazy to take off, directly covered the quilt, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

Shi Lei is sitting on the edge of the bed, and he is not so easy to really digest what he has encountered this week. I just forgot about it for a while, but now, in addition to the hum of Zhang Fei in the dormitory , there is no other voice, and everything is in his mind.

Silently downloaded an account book on the mobile phone, Shi Lei remembered the amount of the crayfish checkout just honestly.

In any case, from now on, try to distinguish as much as possible which money can be counted, and which money can not be counted. Although this is not so reliable, it is better than nothing.

It took more than 800, and there are still more than 19,100 left. Minger goes shopping for clothes.

Oh, no, go buy this fashion magazine first, and find out what brand of clothes is more expensive!

With all kinds of thoughts, Shi Lei finally entered the dreamland with the action of alcohol.